Two hyperactive 4th Wall Breakers in a Big Mansion? What could happen?
It's been 3 days since the party, Pinkie and Deadpool have been living in the X-Mansion since then.
Some X-Men liked having at least Pinkie around, like Iceman, Gambit, Rogue, Shadowcat & Nightcrawler.
Some were neutral, like Colossus & Storm.
Some hated it all together, like Cyclops, Beat & Jean Grey, whom at all one point confronted the Professor about it.
"Why are they living here!? They cause too much trouble!" Cyclops said.
"I'm aware that they're a bit...eccentric, but Wolverine insists that mare stays here, and she prefers the company of Deadpool", Professor X said.
"Why should we even care what happens to her? She's just a pony from an alternate world, how important is it that we-"
"Scott! Enough, now I know this hasn't been easy, but if we don't show this girl hospitality, then we are no different than those who have shown disrespect to our people"
"Professor with all due respect, how can you compare the two? We went through struggles despite being human too, we have to fight for equality in this world, she's not even of this world so why bother?"
Professor X sighed, "You have to understand Scott, she may not be of our world, but she's here now and she needs our help, besides it's not the first time we've encountered those out of this world, we have to set an example, if we can handle an outsider, so can humankind, this girl can really help our cause if we play our cards right"
Jean turned to Cyclops, "He's right Scott, we need to show this girl a little compassion, she's not that bad honestly, she's really friendly with the others, Bobby loves her, Remy loves her, Rogue loves her, she's actually pretty likable, plus she does seem to keep Deadpool leveled, he seems to care a lot for her so he won't do anything too stupid that could endanger her too"
Cyclops groaned, "Fine, but this better not come back to haunt us!" Cyclops said and left the room in a haste.
Jean turned to the Professor, "You really believe this girl is good for our cause though?"
"Couldn't hurt to try, besides she does seem to be proper when need be", Professor X said.
"Yeah, maybe", Jean said.
At that moment Pinkie passed by and looked into the room, "Hello Jean! Hello Professor!"
"Hello Pinkie, what brings you around?" Professor X asked.
"Just looking around, I've been here a few days and I don't even think I've seen all the rooms yet, this place is so HUGE! Must have taken forever to build it!" Pinkie said.
"It did take a while, but it's worth it to be able to house all my X-Men", Professor X said.
"Yeah, it's great that you have a place for them, to know that your X-Men are so cool, they had to have their own school! Then when they graduate they can go into town and people will say, 'Wow, you're lucky you have powers, and that you go to a cool school', and they can say, 'I know, it's really nice there, but now we're here and we can be your friends' and they can go-"
Jean groaned, "You really like to talk, don't you?"
Professor X glared at Jean, "Now Jean, she's just a peppy young girl, she's not the only one after all, our friend Bobby likes to do his fair share of talking", Professor X said.
Jean sighed, "Yes Professor"
Pinkie continued, "So what's it like running this school, I bet the political people appreciate this, a school for future heroes, did they help you with this school?"
Professor X considered telling her the main reason he needed this school but didn't want to spoil her peppy attitude, "Sort of, you already said it right, a place where people with special gifts can come together and learn how to use their gifts"
"Then they can be super heroes if they want, like Spider-man! And Human Torch!" Pinkie said.
"Right, like those two young men"
Pinkie beamed, "I should get going, Deadpool's probably looking for me, he gets worried", she made her way out, but before leaving she turned to him, "Um, I don't think I got a chance to really thank you for letting me stay here, you're really nice, and your students are so nice to, I'm glad to have you all as my friends"
The Professor nodded, "It's no trouble, it's a pleasure to have you around"
"I'm glad for that, well good-bye" she bounced away happily, Jean turned to The Professor.
"You left out a main reason we need this school, that we're not that accepted by human society"
"I'd rather not go into detail about that, she doesn't need to know those harsh realities"
"Um, she hangs around with Deadpool, she's probably lost some degree of innocence with him"
"I don't think so, if anything I think her happy attitude is having a positive affect on Deadpool, with any luck she can mold him into a better person"
"HALLWAY SURFING!" they heard Deadpool shout, he was riding on a mobile book cart while being chased by Beast.
"Deadpool! This is not the place for-"
CRASH!
"Um...Iceman did it!"
"The hell are you talking about Deadpool!?"
"Don't you try to deny it!"
"Why you-"
"Who wants cupcakes!?" Pinkie asked.
"Oh! I want the one with the chocolate frosting!" Deadpool shouted.
"You got any vanilla?" Iceman asked.
Jean rubbed her head while Professor X sighed, "Well she keeps things under some control at least"
Meanwhile at a distant place, Sabretooth is making plans with his fellow Weapon X teammates, Lady Deathstrike & Omega Red.
"Once we find that turncoat Wilson, we finish him off for good!" Sabretooth said.
"Where do ve find him?" Omega Red asked.
"I heard about party at the X-Mansion, something about Deadpool and a pink pony", Sabretooth said.
"Who told you that?" Deathstrike asked.
"Wilson texted me", Sabretooth said and showed his phone that had the text, 'Big Party! X-Mansion! My friend Pinkie Pie will be there! She's a pony! Super hot though...but don't try anything stupid or I'll stab and/or shoot you! There will be cake!'
"What an idiot", Deathstrike said.
"I guess he sent this to all his contacts, not that many is seems though", Sabretooth said.
"Ve know where he last was, ve pay visit to X-Men now", Omega Red said.
"Is that wise? we are surely outnumbered", Deathstrike said.
"We'll figure something out, let's just get ready for a fight!" Sabretooth said.
Back at the mansion, Pinkie was observing the students, how they behaved, the classes they took, though she's not trying to just understand mutant life, she just wants to know what humans are like in general.
She can see they're not that different than ponies, so despite her different appearance, she felt at home, and it helped that a lot of the X-men were really nice to her.
Deadpool usually tailed Pinkie, he really enjoys her company, and thanks to Pinkie, most tolerate Deadpool being around.
Eventually Pinkie was introduced to the Danger Room, the training facility of The X-Men.
"Wow, this place looks so cool!"
"Yeah, this is where we train to fight", Iceman said.
"Cool! Can I see!?" Pinkie asked.
"Sure, we just need a volunteer and-"
"Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!" Deadpool pleaded.
Iceman rubbed his face, "Fine Deadpool, you go in there, Cyclops will set up a situation"
Deadpool entered the room while Cyclops configured it, "Ok Deadpool, let's see how you fair against...Bobby give me an enemy for Deadpool"
"Um...how about Sentinels?" Iceman said.
"Sounds good", he activated it so the setting is a post-apocalyptic New York and there are Sentinels everywhere.
"Time to take you all down!" Deadpool grabbed his swords and intiated an attack on the Sentinels, cutting and shooting them erratically.
"This guy is really erratic", Iceman said.
"No self control", Cyclops said.
"Yeah! Go Get'em Deadpool! Destroy those evil gigantic sized robots!" Pinkie shouted while doing some punch mannerisms.
Iceman chuckled a bit, "Gigantic sized?"
Eventually Deadpool was done, "Wow, that was easy, those things give you guys trouble? Wusses!" Deadpool shouted.
"Ok tough guy, let's see how you like them on a higher difficulty", Cyclops said and turned the knob to level them up.
The Sentinels readied their attacks for Deadpool.
"Time for more easy pickings, take this!" he rushed at the Sentinels.
Pinkie's smile turned to cringe as she watched as The Sentinels basically demolished Deadpool.
"Ah! Ow that hurts! Ow! Hey don't be a dick! Ow! This is ridiculous! Ah! Oh yo mama! OW! Oh man! Ey! This isn't funny! Ow! Yodel-Ay-Hee-Hoo! Ow! Holy Shit!"
Cyclops turned off the Danger Room as Deadpool stepped out all bloodied and injured, "Yeah I really showed those dickheads not to mess with me!" he stumbled out and fell to the floor.
"That'll knock his ego down a peg", Cyclops said.
Pinkie rushed to Deadpool, "You poor thing, are you badly hurt?"
"I'll be fine, it'll take more than bullets, stabbings, broken bones, a punctured lung, a mutilated face and an erectile dysfunction to stop Deadpool"
Pinkie raised her eyebrow at the last part but shrugged it off, "If you say so"
Pinkie then grabbed one of Deadpool's swords, "Mind if I borrow this a moment?"
Deadpool shook his head, still somewhat dazed, "No, not at all".
Pinkie smiled and went into the room, "Ok you giant metal meanies! This'll teach you to hurt my friend Deadpool! DESTROY!" she rushed in their with the sword an annihilated the Sentinels.
Cyclops & Iceman watched in awe as Pinkie destroyed the Sentinels, soon Gambit, Rogue, Jean Grey & Wolverine caught sight, they were each impressed.
"How...this Sentinels are high level...this should be impossible!" Cyclops said.
"With that girl, I don't think anything is impossible with dat petit poney Scott", Gambit said.
"Remy's right, that girl is quite the unpredictable one", Rogue said.
Pinkie called to Cyclops, "Hey can you set up more enemies!? Like have you ever heard of Changlings?"
Cyclops shook his head, "No, what are those!?"
"They're insect like creatures that can shape shift!" Pinkie said.
Cyclops pondered, "I don't think I can create those since I don't have data, but I can create something similar", Cyclops used the danger room to simulate a Skrull Invasion.
Soon Deadpool re-entered the room, "Oh yeah! I am ready for more bitches!"
They spent the next few hours in the Danger Room, soon other X-Men started joining one by one, at that point it wasn't about training, it was just them having fun with Pinkie Pie, and for Pinkie it was hanging out with new friends, while she missed her old friends, she appreciated how kind and friendly the X-Men were to her.
Deadpool...eh, they can tolerate, despite his annoying nature, Pinkie seemed to keep him mellowed out, somewhat.
Unfortunately for the X-Men, danger was lurking with team Weapon X making their way to the mansion, they were about to lead a war to get revenge on Deadpool, and in Sabretooth's case, to settle his score with Wolverine.
Fight Coming Soon.