X Marks the Spot!
The time passed well, Pinkie proved to be a good guest, despite her quirkiness and occasional annoyance, she was very respectful of the terms of the house, though she wasn't against occasional mischief alongside Deadpool and sometimes with Iceman, Gambit & Rogue.
The fun was about to be cut off though, team Weapon X were on their way to X Mansion, ready for some questions, and a fight.
The group destroyed the gates of the Mansion and walked to the front door, Sabretooth knocking hard.
Iceman opened the door and was suddenly grabbed by Sabretooth by his shirt, "Where's Logan!?"
"How'd you get here!?" Iceman asked.
"I am not gonna ask again, where the hell is Logan!?"
"Sabretooth!"
Sabretooth looked up and saw Gambit, "Take this!"
Gambit tossed some kinetic cards at Sabretooth, though Sabretooth tossed Iceman aside and dodged the cards.
Sabretooth ran at Gambit and punched him across the hall, when Iceman stood up Omega Red grabbed him with his tentacles and tossed him away from the mansion.
In Professor X's office, he's talking with Wolverine when Cyclops barged in, "Professor, trouble, it's Sabretooth and his gang"
Wolverine looked irate, "What!?" SNIKT "Sabretooth!" he ran out the office, claws flaring out.
Sabretooth was attacking various school students in his path, mainly the ones that tried to attack him.
Soon enough Wolverine approached him, "Creed!"
Sabretooth glared at Wolverine, "Logan!"
The two mutants clashed at each other, cutting, slashing and stabbing each other.
"I'm gonna finally kill you Logan!"
"Not unless I kill you first Creed!"
They brawled with each other, destroying all nearby mini tables and crashing through several doors, scaring the students in each one.
Meanwhile in the kitchen, Pinkie Pie & Deadpool are working on some mini cakes for everyone.
"I hope the X-Men like these cakes! I'm gonna try to give each one their favorite type of flavor and frosting", Pinkie said.
"I'm sure they will, they love your baked goods Pinkie", Deadpool said.
At that point Wolverine & Sabretooth blasted into kitchen and started brawling.
Pinkie freaked out a bit, "What's happening!?"
"Is that Sabretooth?" Deadpool asked.
The two started clawing at each other, getting some blood on the floor and walls, causing some nervousness from Pinkie.
"They're hurting each other!" Pinkie shouted.
Sabretooth then punched Wolverine to a wall and noticed Deadpool, "You!"
Deadpool waved nervously, "Yo Sabretooth, buddy, what's up?"
"I'll kill you!" Sabretooth started slashing at Deadpool, causing to dodge.
"Come on buddy! Can't we just work this out somehow!?" Deadpool asked.
As Sabretooth was attacking, Wolverine jumped in and clawed at his back.
"He ain't interested in talking Wilson! He just wants to gut you!" Wolverine shouted.
Then Deathstrike arrived in the kitchen, "There you are mercenary!" she started to attack Deadpool, who dodged her claws.
"You REALLY need a manicure!" Deadpool shouted.
Pinkie looked nervous, two of her friends were being attacked by brutes.
"Don't worry, I'm gonna get some help!" Pinkie shouted and ran off.
Deadpool got nervous, "Wait! Pinkie! There's still one more-"
"HELP!" Pinkie shouted.
"Pinkie!" Deadpool then stabbed Deathstrike and kicked her back and ran to the sound of the cry for help, and spotted Omega Red holding Pinkie Pie.
"I found little pony", Omega Red said.
"Put that pony down!" Deadpool said and started shooting Omega Red.
Omega Red ran in and punched Deadpool, Pinkie was even more nervous, "Oh no, 3 baddies!"
Sabretooth & Wolverine started fighting out of the kitchen and brawled through the halls again.
Cyclops arrived and laser zapped Sabretooth, Deathstrike then ran at Cyclops and attempted to stab him, only to get blasted back for her efforts.
Sabretooth then used the distraction to his advantage and punched Cyclops, but Wolverine then stabbed him.
Pinkie got nervous, what should she do? She then noticed a leg broken off a table, so she snuck over to it, grabbed it and jumped up to clobber Sabretooth on the head, "Take that!"
Sabretooth growled, "Why you!" he then grabbed her and reeled his hand back to impale her but Wolverine grabbed his arm and stabbed it, the pain causing Sabretooth to drop Pinkie Pie.
Sabretooth then slashed Wolverine hard, splattering his blood, Wolverine returned the favor, spilling Sabretooth's blood.
All the blood was making Pinkie a little queasy.
Omega Red was still fighting Deadpool, they caused some damage in the halls, soon Colossus arrived to attack Omega Red, but Red dodged and whacked Colossus with his tentacles.
Deadpool then started cutting Omega Red and then impaled him through the chest with both swords.
Red kicked Deadpool back and removed the swords, paying no mind to the blood squirting out of him and then tossed the shorts to Deadpool, only for Deadpool to counter by shooting his swords down, and then running to grab his swords and rushed at Omega Red and attacked him with the swords.
Omega Red then grabbed Deadpool by his neck and started slamming him against the walls and tossed him away.
Back with Deathstrike, Iceman & Gambit approached her and attacked her with ice & cards respectively, but she dodged and attacked them both with her claws before kicking them away.
Rogue went in to grab Deathstrike and absorb her power but Deathstrike moved away and stabbed Rogue in the arm before kicking her away.
Jean Grey, Storm & Professor X at this point were just trying to get the students out of harm's way, despite being at a disadvantage numbers wise, Team Weapon X were still able to use the environment to their advantage, and the safety of the other students caused the X-Men to hold back a bit.
Sabretooth had gotten the upper hand and beat down Wolverine, slashing his face and body up, Wolverine then started returning the favor.
Pinkie watched in horror as these two mutants fought, both were getting covered in blood, going all over their clothes, going down their face, that mixed with the intense and blood thirsty look in her eyes didn't help at all.
"This...this isn't fun...this is scary!"
Nightcrawler had appeared behind Pinkie Pie, "It isn't safe here! Ve must go!"
"But...what about Logan, and Deadpool, they're getting hurt!"
"Zey can handle it, but if ve do not leave, you can get hurt, no vone vants that"
Nightcrawler attempted to teleport Pinkie Pie away but Deathstrike rushed in and clawed at Nightcrawler's face.
"Going so soon?" she asked.
Pinkie gasped and angrily turned to Deathstrike, "How dare you hurt my friend you big meanie!" she then kicked Deathstrike's shin.
"Ow! You little...", Deathstrike then kicked Pinkie.
Deadpool felt a strange disturbance, "Pinkie!" he punched Omega Red and ran to where Pinkie was, she saw her clutching her stomach and Deathstrike approaching her.
"Stay the fuck away from her!" Deadpool shouted and rushed at Deathstrike firing his handguns.
Deathstrike took a few shots and turned around, and rushed at Deadpool and impaled him through his chest, Deadpool however shot her in the face, making her back away.
Pinkie crawled to Nightcrawler, "Oh no...your face"
Nightcrawler wiped the blood from his face, "I'll be fine, I've had vorse", he noticed tears forming in her eyes, "Hey don't vorry Pinkie, ve deal vith this all ze time"
Omega Red rushed into the area to attack but Iceman had arrived and froze his head.
"Brain Freeze!" Iceman shouted.
Nightcrawler glared at him a moment, "Of course"
Omega Red shattered the ice and went to attack again but Nightcrawler did a jump kick and teleported behind to kick again and teleported in front to use his sword and attack Omega Red with a quick slash.
Deadpool had viscously attacked Deathstrike, leaving her bloodied and wounded.
Wolverine was knocked to a nearby wall, and Sabretooth then stabbed Deadpool with his claws.
"The only way I'll kill you, is to rip you to pieces!"
Deadpool then stabbed Sabretooth through the chest, "Fuck off Creed!"
Sabretooth punched Deadpool to a wall, then Cyclops zapped him with his lasers, only to be punched back for his efforts.
Soon Jean Grey arrived having escorted everyone out and then used her powers to grab Sabretooth and slam him against the wall until he fell outside, then then tossed Deathstrike right after him.
Storm approached them and used her powers to zap them both, leaving them barely standing, Wolverine & Deadpool rushed out and attacked Sabretooth & Deathstrike respectively, finally taking them out.
Omega Red went to go after Wolverine, but Rogue appeared behind him and grabbed him, causing Red's power to drain, and then she managed to toss him outside as well, down and out.
Pinkie Pie looked pretty upset from everything she just saw, so much fighting and blood and anger, it's not her ideal fun time, plus a few of her friends got hurt.
Soon the proper Authorities arrived to take away the Weapon X team, Pinkie was in her room somewhat depressed from what happened, between Twilight's injury from that hunter Kraven, plus all this, she started to have doubts about being in this world.
Deadpool approached Pinkie, "Hey, what's up Pinkie?"
Pinkie didn't answer, Deadpool grew concerned, "I know some weird shit just happened, but don't worry, the good guys always win"
Pinkie barely responded other than a nod.
Deadpool was getting concerned over this.
"I can't believe you're actually worried about another life", one voice in his head said.
"Yeah, you're usually selfish about that stuff", another voice said.
Deadpool whacked his head a bit, "Now's not the time", he muttered.
He sat next to Pinkie and hugged her, Pinkie hugged back, grateful that Deadpool at least cares about her, all Deadpool did was maintain the hug for as long as Pinkie needed it.
Soon it was a whole month since Pinkie's arrival, she was eventually back to her quirky self, giving treats to Deadpool & her X-Men friends when a magical build up happened near her.
"Uh, is that normal?" Deadpool asked.
"Think it's Dr. Strange?" Iceman asked.
At that point a letter popped out, they checked it out.
Dear Pinkie Pie, I hope you're safe and this letter found you, and I hope you're making others laugh where you are, over here King Sombra is making life difficult, while some ponies are enslaved, others are a bit more lucky, a lot of friends are rebelling against him, also your sisters and parents are safe but they're very worried about you, especially Maud, I don't think I ever though I'd see her cry, and when Cheese Sandwich found out, he was devastated too, we're all worried for you and hope you're safe, Love Spike
Pinkie smiled, "Wow, they miss me"
Then some pictures arrived with a note.
I think you'll appreciate this.
"That's so nice of Spike, wonder how he found me?"
She then saw her Element of Harmony on the floor, "Wow, it's my Element, but it's suppose to be on the Tree of Harmony"
"Maybe it's the only way they found you", Iceman said.
"I guess"
Pinkie then introduced everyone in the pics.
"Wow, your sister Maud looks...unique", Iceman said.
"Are you sure the Cakes aren't your parents? They look more like your family than your actual family, no offense, it's just that-"
"It's fine, a lot of ponies make that connection, I like to think of the Cakes as my second family, and all of you as a 3rd", Pinkie said.
"We feel the same way about you too Pinkie", Gambit said.
Wolverine observed the pictures, "Amazing, good to have these, helps to have a reminder of home"
Pinkie smiled at that.
Deadpool checked out the Cheese Sandwich pic, then he grew jealous, "Just remember Cheese dude, Pinkie's mine, so back off"
The picture of Cheese somehow came to life and glared at Deadpool, "No, YOU back off!"
Deadpool shrieked and dropped the picture.
"Wade, what's wrong?"
"That fucking picture jsut talked to me!" Deadpool shouted.
Pinkie looked, "Silly Deadpool, pictures can't talk"
She then hugged the picture of Cheese, "I do miss Cheesy though"
Deadpool cautiously looked at the picture, then saw Cheese glare at him, causing Deadpool to back off, "I'm gonna go clear my head or something"
"Clear it of what?" Iceman asked.
"Ha, ha, ha, go fuck yourself", Deadpool said and left, causing a chuckle from everyone around.
Things aren't over for Weapon X though, plus more X-Men enemies to come.