The Brotherhood Cometh


Two weeks had passed by since Pinkie got her letter, hearing about her family had made her extra happy.

She continued living happily with Deadpool & The X-Men, being their friend and still learning a few tidbits on human history.

The place had been fixed up from the fight, there was no major damage and no one got hurt too badly.

One day the X-Men had finished a training session in the Danger Room, Deadpool joining them, though the X-men regretting since he was pretty annoying.

"Man nothing like a good workout with the boys", Deadpool said.

Rogue glared, "Uh Deadpool, I ain't a boy"

"I know, you kinda slacked in there"

"What!?" she went to grab him but Gambit held her back.

"Ignore him Mon Cherrie"

At that moment, Pinkie Pie had arrived with several cupcakes.

"I made some goodies", she said in a sing-song voice.

"I call dibs on that vanilla frosting one", Iceman said.

"A third of them have vanilla frosting", Gambit said.

"Still, save me that one"

The X-men each grabbed a cupcake.

"I hope you like it, I used my special ingredient"

"Really? What would that be?" Iceman asked.

"I made them...with Love", Pinkie said.

While most wanted to laugh, they knew Pinkie was serious about that, laughing could hurt her feelings.

"That must be why it's so good", Rogue said.

"Yeah, can't get enough of your love", Iceman said.

Pinkie blushed, "Aw thanks"

Deadpool glared, "You flirting with my woman!?"

Iceman glared back, "She's her own woman!"

Pinkie giggled while the two guys argued over her, "Is this what it's like to have guys fighting over you?"

"Sorta", Rogue said.

"Because Bobby's sorta a guy", Deadpool said.

"Screw you Wilson!" Iceman shouted.

The two then got into a scuffle before being broken up by Wolverine.

"Knock it off you morons!" Wolverine said.

The two guys turned away, crossing their arms.

Pinkie giggled, "I love you guys, you're so funny"

Deadpool pointed, "HA! She loves me! What do you make of that!?"

"She said 'You Guys', which includes me", Iceman said.

"Don't make me shoot you", Deadpool threatened.

"How about an icicle to the neck bro!?" Iceman said.

"Enough! Both of you , separate now!" Wolverine ordered.

"Whatever, I'm just gonna go to my room!" Deadpool marched off.

"I'm gonna go keep him company", Pinkie said and bounced away.

The other X-Men face palmed, Deadpool was very annoying to deal with, thankfully Pinkie was around to keep him in check, at least whenever she wasn't being hyper herself, though her hyper-ness came off as cute, Deadpool's is not.

Deadpool went to his and Pinkie's room where he put his guns down and sat on the bed, then he noticed a picture of Cheese Sandwich that Pinkie had gotten weeks back.

He picked up the picture, "You think you're better than me...don't you?"

He continued to stare at the picture.

"Well tough luck Cheese Sandwich! You're not, I know Pinkie likes you, she really enjoyed having your picture framed"

He continued to stare at the smiling picture of Cheese Sandwich.

"Well tough for you, she's here with me, and not you, so ha!"

He just stared, "What's the matter Cheese Sandwich? Huh!?"

He got closer to the picture and continued to taunt it, "Huh? What's the matter? Huh? Huh? You Mad bro? Huh, you mad-" suddenly a hoof came out the picture and punched Deadpool, making him fall.

Deadpool shook his head erratically and confused, "What the fuck!?"

He looked at the picture, it hadn't changed.

"Did...did that picture..."

Pinkie entered the room, "Hey Wade, what are you doing on the floor?"

Deadpool got up and pointed at Cheese's, "That picture attacked me!"

Pinkie looked at it, "Silly Deadpool, pictures can't hurt people"

Deadpool glared, "But I swear that he..."

"Maybe you're dehydrated from training, I'm gonna get you some water, be back in a jiffy!" she left the room to get water.

Deadpool approached the picture, "Yeah, maybe she's right, it's just my imagination", he looked at it, "You're not so tough! And you better stay away from Pinkie!"

Soon the picture of Cheese came to life and glared at Deadpool, "No you stay away!"

Deadpool shrieked and backed away again, the picture was back to normal.

"Fuck this, I'm out of here", Deadpool said and ran out the room.

Later on, Professor X had summoned the X-Men to his office.

"There have been reports of an attack from The Brotherhood not too far from here, I don't know what they're doing but it very well can't be anything good, I need you all to go over there and find out what's happening, be careful when engaging"

Pinkie and Deadpool were nearby and overheard the conversation.

"Oooh, they're being called for Superhero work! I wish I could see them in action", Pinkie said.

"You can, all we have to do is follow them", Deadpool said.

"But that might make them unhappy, especially Wolverine"

"Yeah...that's what makes it so exciting!" Deadpool said.

"Still don't know", Pinkie said.

"Stay if you want, I'm going to the fight!" Deadpool left to secretly follow the X-Men.

Pinkie bit her lip, unsure what to do, "Wait for me!"

Both hyper beings followed the X-Men to a neighborhood close by.

The X-men, currently consisting of Wolverine, Iceman, Gambit, Cyclops & Jean Grey had arrived where The Brotherhood was.

They had found Avalanche, Toad, Pyro, Quicksilver & Scarlet Witch causing trouble.

"Hold it!" Wolverine shouted.

The Brotherhood stopped what they were doing and evilly glared at the X-Men.

"Look gang, it's the X-Men!" Avalanche said.

"What are you nimrods up to?" Wolverine asked.

"Easy there Logan, we just needed to talk to all of you, so we did some things to get your attention", Pyro said.

"And you couldn't find a different way to get out attention?" Cyclops asked.

"We just went with what was more fun to do", Pyro said.

"Yeah there's nothing better than watching humans run around in fear", Avalanche said.

Wolverine growled, "What do you want with us anyway!?"

"We're here to ask a few questions based on stuff we heard from your buddy Sabretooth", Quicksilver said.

Meanwhile Pinkie had arrived near the area with Deadpool, both were being extra quiet to not draw attention.

"Are those the evil people?" Pinkie asked.

"Yeah, the dude with the fire is called Pyro, he can control fire or some shit like that, and he has a funny accent, stuff like 'Oy, shrimp on a barby, crikey', stuff like that"

"Wow, that's funny"

"Yeah, the dude crouched down is called Toad, he has a freaken long tongue, if he was attractive enough for a girl then he can work wonders with that tongue, if you know what I mean"

Pinkie just stared confused, Deadpool groaned, "Never mind, the guy with the white hair is Quicksilver, he's got super speed, and he's the son of the evil villain Magneto"

"Oooh, 2nd Generation of evil"

"Yeah, that sexy looking chick next to him is his sister, Scarlet Witch, she knows some magic or something"

"Wow, their dad is a really negative influence on them"

"Sometimes that Witch girl isn't that bad, I guess it depends on her mood, maybe she's having a PMS moment"

Deadpool chuckled at his joke, only for Pinkie to show confusion again.

"And the guy up front is the leader Avalanche, he can cause Earthquakes", Deadpool said.

"Oh wow"

Bsck with the others.

"Tell me all about this pony Sabretooth mentioned", Avalanche said.

Wolverine grew concerned, "What do you need to know about ponies for!?"

"It's for the boss, he's heard about that one pony in the city that hangs around with that web-head, and he knows there's one living in The X-Mansion, he also mentioned something about getting a message from a King, now spill it, where's that pony?" Avalanche asked.

Pinkie grew concerned when Avalanche mentioned 'A King', "He's not talking about King Sombra...is he?"

Deadpool also seemed concerned for Pinkie Pie.

Wolverine growled, "I ain't gonna say anything"

"Sounds like we'll have to beat it out of you", Quicksilver said.

"Fine by me, get'em boys!" Avalanche shouted.

Scarlet Witch cleared her throat.

"Um, I mean Brotherhood...wait that still sounds...God Dammit just get them!"

The Brotherhood & The X-Men clashed.

Cyclops battled Avalanche, Jean Grey battled Scarlet Witch, Wolverine battled Quicksilver, Gambit battled Toad & Iceman battled Pyro.

Avalanche caused some quakes to throw Cyclops off balance and punched him a few times, then attempted to crush him with some falling rocks, but Cyclops blasted the rocks and then blasted Avalanche.

Avalanche growled and created a shockwave to knock Cyclops back and tried raising some spikes to impale him but Cyclops managed to catch himself and continued to zap Avalanche.

Jean used her telekinesis to sent items at Scarlet Witch, but she zapped each one and then zapped Jean.

Jean countered by grabbing Scarlet Witch with her mind and slamming her around, though Scarlet Witch managed to blast Jean.

Gambit had to constantly dodge Toad's tongue, and even threw a few kinetic charged cards at Toad, a few hitting him, then Gambit rushed in and whacked toad a few times with his staff before sending on more card to knock him back.

Iceman & Pyro took turns shooting fire & ice at each other.

"Fire melts ice mate!" Pyro shouted.

"When it melts, it becomes water and quenches the fire!" Iceman shouted.

"Great, they sound like an old Japanese movie", Deadpool commented.

Quicksilver ran around and threw several punches on Wolverine, and every time Wolverine tried to attack he'd dodge and punch him some more.

Wolverine looked out of it, Quicksilver started to feel over confident and danced around a bit before running to attack wolverine again, but that just earned him a kick to his face, taking him down.

Quicksilver rubbed his face and tried to attack again but Wolverine dodged and slashed his sides.

"Ow! Son of a bitch!" Quicksilver continued his assault.

Pinkie watched in awe, "Wow, this is so exciting, they're all cool in their own way, especially Gambit, he seems like a natural"

Pinkie observed how Gambit dodged very well and continued to whack Toad.

Gambit posed a bit with a charged card, "Who is your master?" and he tossed the card at Toad.

"What a show off", Deadpool said.

The X-Men & Brotherhood continued to battle, Cyclops blasting Avalanche, Scarlet Witch blasting Jean, Gambit owning Toad, Pyro & Iceman in a fire/ice beam struggle & Wolverine still dealing with Quicksilver.

Soon some random pedestrian walked into the area.

Wolverine stopped a moment, "A civilian? Hey get out of here!"

"What's that person doing? It's not safe here", Pinkie said.

"I swear to God, if it's some overpowered Mary Sue OC I'm gonna..." Deadpool clutched his sword.

Wolverine approached the person, "Hey leave, it's not safe-" Wolverine was then shot by the person with a long strong gun, said person then shot Jean & Cyclops.

Iceman & Gambit got distracted, allowing Pyro & Toad to get the upper hand.

The person in question changed shape and turned into Mystique.

"Who's that?" Pinkie asked.

"It's Mystique, she's a shape-shifter, she can change forms", Deadpool answered.

Pinkie gasped, "So she's like a Changling"

Mystique stood over Wolverine, "I like danger by the way"

Wolverine held his chest in pain, "You bitch!"

Mystique then kicked his head, "Now about that Pony"

Gambit & Iceman powered away and went for Mystique, only for her to attack them both with a strong kick, then she stood over Iceman and aimed a gun at his head, "Last chance, tell me what we want to know, or Bobby Drake dies"

Pinkie grew nervous, "Deadpool, quick, go in there and save Bobby!"

Deadpool grabbed his swords, "Time to play the hero...DIE!" Deadpool said as he ran at The Brotherhood with his sword.

They all turned to see Deadpool arrive.

"Is that Deadpool!?" Avalanche asked.

Deadpool tried to slash Avalanche but he dodged then attacks, but Deadpool then kicked him down, Toad tried to attack Deadpool but he rolled to the side and hit Toad with a punch.

The others went to attack Deadpool but Iceman froze their feet, allowing Deadpool to attack them.

Mystique then aimed her gun at Deadpool but Wolverine stood up and slashed her gun and stabbed Mystique, injuring her, though nothing fatal.

Gambit & Iceman got up and attacked the rest of the Brotherhood, causing them to fall back, with Quicksilver & Scarlet Witch helping Mystique.

"This isn't over!" Mystique said and left, though not before noticing Pinkie Pie far off, "So there you are, they are hiding you, we'll see you again soon"

She left with The Brotherhood, vowing revenge.

The other X-Men went to Cyclops and Jean.

"Damn, they're gonna need some medical attention", Wolverine said.

"Let's hurry", Iceman said.

Wolverine and Gambit helped Cyclops, Iceman & Deadpool helped Jean.

"Let's hurry back to the Mansion...you too Pinkie!" Wolverine said.

Pinkie popped her head out, "How'd you know I was here?"

"I picked up your scent a while back, you smell like Cotton Candy"

Pinkie giggled, "I've been told that before", she happily followed The X-Men back to the mansion.


Pinkie just loves seeing the X-Men Fight