It's War Time
Pinkie has been away from Equestria for about 3 months, stuck in a world unfamiliar to her, but despite that, she is still a very peppy pony.
That's thanks in part to friendly people in that world, such as The X-Men & Deadpool.
Though it pained Pinkie to recently learn the true hardships her friends endured, mainly the discrimination they face for being mutants.
Pinkie however knew they were stronger to let what the people say get to them, she can't help but pity what they've gone through.
One day Wolverine was walking and reading a newspaper to see if there's anything he or the X-Men should worry about, most issues didn't require the X-Men, they were perfectly handled by Spider-man, Twilight Sparkle, The Fantastic Four or Daredevil to name a few.
He then heard some loud cheering in the den, he checked and saw Pinkie, Deadpool, Gambit & Iceman playing a video game, it was one of those War Shooter games.
"Ugh, one of those games, making such a joke out of war"
"Remy, these guys are firing on me, I need cover!" Iceman said.
"Pinkie, grab the rocket launcher and blow those fuckers to hell!" Deadpool shouted.
Wolverine rolled his eyes and left them to their game, Pinkie was gonna end up like a typical young adult, she spent a lot of time goofing around, playing violent video games, internet surfing, though in the end he still found her a little more tolerable than half the X-Men.
The four seemed to be playing online on X-Box live, having formed their own clan and were playing against several others and owning everyone they came across.
While playing, two other people seemingly joined and helped them.
"Huh? Who are they?" Pinkie asked.
"I recognize that profile name, it's our old buddy Johnny Storm", Iceman said.
"Who is the other player?" Gambit asked.
"Probably that colt that stays in his home", Iceman said.
"You mean Rumble? Wow, didn't think they'd let him play a violent video game", Pinkie said.
Meanwhile in New York.
"Johnny! You're not playing that war game with Rumble are you!?" Susan Storm shouted.
In Johnny's room, he and Rumble stop playing a moment.
"No Sue, of course not!" Johnny said.
"Are you lying to your sister?" Rumble asked.
"Dude, you wanna play, then shush!" Johnny said.
Back in The X-Mansion.
As they continued playing for the next 20 minutes, the power eventually shorted out, ending their session.
"Aw God Dammit! This is why we should have used the PlayStation!" Deadpool shouted.
"Shooter games are better on X-Box, just like Fighter games are better on PlayStation and platform games are better on Nintendo", Iceman said.
"True, I fricken love playing Street Fighter on Playstation, except when I fight that cheap bastard Vega", Deadpool said.
Meanwhile in the Street Fighter Universe.
Vega sneezes a bit and wipes his nose, Rarity approaches him, "You ok darling?"
Vega nodded, "I'm fine...not sick, no allgergies...is someone talking about me?"
Rarity shrugged, "Maybe just a woman"
Vega nodded, "Probably"
Back to the Marvel Universe.
Everyone still looked a bit bummed, Pinkie looked around a moment, "Now what?"
They thought a moment and then Iceman had an idea, "Let's go out back and do some roller stuff, like skateboarding or roller skates"
Pinkie grinned, "That sounds great!"
The others agreed on that and left to the backyard of the mansion.
Meanwhile Team Weapon X & The Brotherhood are en route to the mansion; Sabretooth, Lady Deathstrike, Omega Red, Avalanche, Toad, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, Pyro & Mystique, all of them marching down the street, ready for a fight.
As they walked, a nearby mutant noticed, she decided to follow them in secret to see what they were up to.
In the back, Pinkie was skateboarding around, much to the awe and impression of Deadpool, Iceman & Gambit.
Rogue also showed up and she seemed impressed by Pinkie's skills, "Wow, who knew she could do that?"
Pinkie arrived to them and stomped the board so it flung up to her hooves, "How do you like my skills?"
"Cool", Iceman said.
"Breath taking", Rogue said.
"Magnifique", Gambit said.
"Damn I want you so badly", Deadpool confessed with a lovey dovey look in his eyes.
Iceman, Gambit & Rogue stared awkwardly at him.
Even Pinkie looked a bit unsure of what to make of that.
"Did you just say you...want her?" Iceman asked.
Deadpool looked a bit nervous, "What I mean to say was-", Deadpool then teleported away, leaving everyone very confused.
"Deadpool really has a think for you Pinkie", Iceman said.
"Yeah, it's cute", Pinkie said.
"You can do better though, he's such a weirdo, and have you seen what he looks like under his mask?" Rogue asked.
"I can look past that, he's got a nice heart", Pinkie said.
The X Trio glanced at each other a moment, then burst out laughing, much to Pinkie's annoyance.
"Come on, I'm serious, he's a nice guy"
"You're too sweet a girl to see what a loose cannon he is honestly", Rogue said.
"Yeah seriously, he can be very much the scumbag that Sabretooth & Magneto are"
Pinkie rolled her eyes, "Whatever, I know the truth, that's why I am still his friend, now I'm gonna go find him, you all can do whatever"
Pinkie walked off, leaving the trio a little surprised.
"Wow, she really feels strongly about this", Iceman said.
"Maybe we should back off on Deadpool, she seems to really care for him, not the only misunderstood guy...ain't that right Remy?" Rogue said.
Gambit huffed, "Sure, whatever mon cherrie"
While Pinkie walked through the halls, she heard a commotion, she went to check it out and saw that the front door was destroyed by Sabretooth, who was grinning evilly.
"Hello pink pony"
Pinkie's pupils shrank, "Oh crap!"
Sabretooth ran at her so she turned to run, "Sabretooth's here!"
He chased her down the halls, a few students went to attack him but he knocked them all out the way, until he ran into Nightcrawler, who teleported there with his sword and slashed Sabretooth a bit, but he then got punched away.
Pinkie went to check on him, "Are you ok Curt!?"
Sabretooth went to attack again, but Deadpool had arrived and shot Sabretooth, "I thought we dealt with you!"
While shooting he felt a quick blur knock the guns out his hand.
"What the hell!?"
Quicksilver the appeared before Deadpool, "Sup?
He then started speed punching Deadpool and knocked him away, then he kicked Deadpool back.
Pinkie looked surprised, "He's probably as fast as Rainbow Dash"
Quicksilver turned to her, "I don't know who that is, but I'm sure I am faster than this Rainbow Dash you speak of"
Sabretooth detected a familiar scent, "Logan's coming", he looked around, as did Quicksilver and Pinkie.
Soon Wolverine had arrived and extended his claws, "Gonna take you punks down", he ran to attack them but suddenly he was blasted from behind by Scarlet Witch.
Scarlet walked to them with an evil smile, "You're the one going down"
Eventually Cyclops & Jean grey arrived and found the villains.
"Hold it!" Cyclops said.
The 3 villains attacked Cyclops and Jean, Wolverine spoke to Pinkie, "Just run!"
Pinkie nodded and ran away, Deadpool followed her, to make sure she didn't get hurt.
While they ran, they encountered Avalanche, Toad & Lady Deathstrike.
"Going somewhere?" Avalanche said.
Deadpool growled, "So Team Weapon X is working with The Brotherhood"
Deathstrike grinned, "Finally using your brain Wilson?"
Deadpool shot Deathstrike in the face with his machine gun, Toad used his tongue to knock Deadpool's gun away.
"Great, now I'm out of guns!"
At that moment, Gambit, Iceman & Rogue attacked.
"We'll distract them! Just run!" Iceman said as he shot ice at Avalanche.
Deadpool grabbed Pinkie and ran to the front, but he was blocked by Pyro, Omega red & Mystique.
"You're not going anywhere!" Pyro said.
Deadpool grabbed his swords and tried to slash them but Omega Red blocked it and punched Deadpool away.
Pinkie looked concerned, and it grew once Omega Red had grabbed her, "Now ve take pony back to Magneto"
Before he can walk away, Deadpool jumped on his back and started stabbing, "Don't you fucking touch her!"
Pyro blasted Deadpool off, they tried leaving again but a quick flash had sliced Omega Red across the chest.
Omega Red held his chest, "Who dares!?"
The person in question was Wolverine's clone Laura Kinney, AKA X-23.
"Is escaped project!" Omega Red said.
X-23 went to attack Omega Red some more, even fought away Pyro, but Mystique proved to be tougher to fight away, they matched some blows, though Omega Red took advantage and punched X-23 back.
Deadpool went to attack again, managing to fend off the villains, soon all the other villains and X-Men arrived, it was a big brawl in the front yard of the X-Mansion, the place was taking damage but the battle was intense, an all out Battle Royal between The Brotherhood, Team Weapon X, The X-Men & Deadpool.
Pinkie looked nervous, part of her wanted to help, but another part insisted she'd get in the way.
During the battle, Wolverine noticed X-23, "Laura, what are you doing here!?"
X-23 had just kicked away Pyro, "Saw these chumps, knew they were up to no good, here I am"
Wolverine had stabbed Sabretooth, "Glad you could make it! Get to meet Pinkie Pie!?"
X-23 slashed Omega Red's face, "Not yet, I'll do so after this fight!"
Soon all the metal in the area started to shake, everyone stopped fighting and noticed what was happening.
"What's happening?" Pinkie asked, very nervous.
Soon everyone looked up and saw Magneto arrive in the air, a helicopter was flying behind him at a distance.
Pinkie looked up, "Who's he?"
Cyclops looked worried, "It's Magneto, our deadliest enemy!"
Pinkie grew scared, she had been warned about Magneto, she knows he's a dangerous mutant.
Magneto landed before them, "Looks like quite the get together"
Wolverine approached him, "What the hell are you doing here Magnus!?"
Magneto put his hand up, "Patience Logan, I simply wish to meet this pony I have heard so much about...I have a message from her King"
Pinkie grew scared, she knew what King Magneto meant, unfortunately Magneto had spotted her, "There she is"
Deadpool angrily approached Magneto, "Better back off before I-"
Magneto then threw a needle at Deadpool, he started to spaz out on the ground, the X-Men watched in confusion, they didn't know what was happening.
Soon Deadpool had taken off his mask to breath properly, much to everyone's surprise, instead of being mutated, he looked like a normal person.
"Wilson...you're face...you don't look like a monster anymore!" Iceman said.
Deadpool raised his eyebrow, "Say what?"
Iceman put up an ice mirror, Deadpool noticed his face, "Holy shit...I look normal again...wait what's going on!?"
"I remove your healing factor, seems your face is no longer hideous as a result, good fortune I suppose, it matters not, this was done so I may easily kill you"
Wolverine went to attack but Magneto hit him with the same needle, Wolverine spazzed as his healing factor was also dwindling.
"No! Logan!" cyclops shouted, he then blasted Magneto with his lasers but Magneto blocked with a force field and used his powers to knock the other X-Men back.
His Brotherhood then resumed the fight, Sabretooth grabbed Deadpool, then Wolverine and tossed them against the wall, ready to slash them, "Gonna finally kill you punks!"
He went to attack but Pinkie jumped at his head and started pounding on him, "Don't you dare hurt them!"
Sabretooth grabbed Pinkie and slammed her down and stomped hard on her back.
Magneto picked her up with his Magnetism and flew to the Helicopter.
Soon the other Brotherhood and Weapon X people went to the chopper.
"Creed! Let's go!" Avalanche shouted.
Sabretooth growled, "Not until Wilson & Logan are dead!"
"Do that later! We need to leave", Avalanche said.
The other X-Men recovered and went to attack the villains to save Pinkie, the Helicopter started to take off, leaving Sabretooth behind.
"Pinkie!" Iceman shouted and made an ice bridge to go after the chopper, Storm & Jean flew after it.
Mystique shot at them to keep them back, Pyro blasted, barely did anything until Magneto used his Disruptors to blast them away and left with Pinkie.
On the ground, Sabretooth went to attack but X-23 stabbed him a few times, soon the other X-Men ganged up on him and managed to restrain him.
"Get off me you runts!"
He struggled a bit, then Cyclops approached him.
"You have a lot of questions to answer"
Wolverine & Deadpool got up.
"Damn my head", Deadpool looked around, "Pinkie? Where is she!?"
The other X-Men looked concerned about telling him what happened, though Cyclops spoke up, "Magneto took her, they got away, we couldn't' stop them"
Deadpool looked on the verge of tears and clenched his fists angrily and pounded the ground, "Magneto..." he shouted to the sky, "YOU BASTARD!"
Deadpool continued slamming the ground and teared a bit, "Pinkie...I couldn't protect you..."
The X-Men were concerned but they had matters to attend to, first thing's first, interrogate Sabretooth and find Pinkie Pie.
Things are getting a bit serious now.
(I hope I did well enough with the invasion, might be lacking).