Deadpool gonna bash some skulls


A week had passed since Pinkie was kidnapped, Deadpool has searched tirelessly for any sign of her. The only lead they had was that Pinkie was in Canada, so that's where the X-Men would go next.

They had boarded a plane headed for Canada, it was gonna be Deadpool, Wolverine, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Iceman, Gambit, Rogue, Nightcrawler & X-23.

Deadpool sat very determined, the only thing on his mind was find Pinkie Pie and get her home, he was ready to kill anyone he needed to if it meant getting Pinkie Pie back.

The other X-Men seemed a bit weirded out by Deadpool's current lack of jokes, how dead serious he was about getting revenge on Magneto, they were a bit worried about him but didn't want to bother him, they know how much Pinkie Pie means to Deadpool.

They eventually landed in Canada, it was among some snowy mountains, which is where their base would be set. They were told that the location of where Pinkie might be wasn't too far based on some info they managed to get out of Sabretooth, though it wasn't easy.

After arriving in the cabin, Deadpool immediately made plans to go find Pinkie Pie, he grabbed his swords and guns and went to leave but Wolverine stopped him, "Wilson; where are you going?"

Deadpool gave Wolverine a cold stare, "To find Pinkie Pie"

"Do you even know where to start?" Wolverine asked.

"I just go around shooting and stabbing every son of a bitch here until I find some answers, that's my start"

Deadpool was gonna head out but Logan pulled him back in, "You can't just go our there like that, keep in mind your healing factor's gone, just like mine is, we need to stay together if we wanna survive and get Pinkie back"

Deadpool sighed, "Ok Logan...what's your brilliant plan?"

"The plan is we head out in groups, since there's 9 of us, we could do 3 groups of 3"

Cyclops nodded, "Exactly, I can assign the groups now, one team willnl consist of Iceman, Gambit & Rogue"

The trio seemed enthusiastic about that. "Oh hell yeah", Iceman said and high fives his teammates.

"Second group will be Wolverine, Deadpool & X-23", Cyclops said.

The three simply exchanged glances, Wolverine figured he can at least keep Deadpool under control.

"That just leaves myself, Jean & Nightcrawler", Cyclops stated.

"Big whoop, let's go already!" Deadpool shouted and made his way out the door. Wolverine rolled his eyes and followed Deadpool, with X-23 following.

Cyclops sighed, "It's weird to say, but I can relate to Deadpool right now, he really loves that girl", he turned to Jean, "I'd act the same way if you were in Pinkie's position"

Jean nodded, "As would I"

Iceman spoke next, "We all care about Pinkie, I say we follow Deadpool's example and not mess around"

The others collectively agreed and went about their mission, to find Pinkie Pie.

Deadpool is marching through the snowy trail with Wolverine & X-23 following from behind. X-23 spoke to Wolverine, "What's the deal with this girl? Why is Wilson so angry? He's usually a goofball"

"He's in love with her, so he's a little protective"

X-23 raised her eyebrow, "Isn't she a pony though?"

"He really doesn't care, besides I think Spider-man is also dating a pony, soon it's gonna be all the rage"

X-23 did a double take, "That web-head? Wait does this have to do with that winged Unicorn I heard about? How many of these ponies exist anyway!?"

"There's a whole world of them, so far only four have come to this world, Pinkie Pie, the one with Spider-man, her name is Twilight sparkle, a young colt named Rumble and some strange pony named Trixie, the only one not on our side"

X-23 rubbed her chin, "Interesting"

Deadpool shouted, "Less talking, more finding Pinkie Pie!"

Wolverine approached him, "You need to take it easy a bit, if you lose control of your emotions-"

"Oh, no, no, no", Deadpool turned to Wolverine and removed his mask, "You don't tell me about losing control, you're Wolverine for God's sake, you don't know the meaning of control!"

Wolverine sighed, "You're right, I don't, I know what it's like to lash out for love, this is different than your usual lashing out, this time you're angry, and your anger can always make things worse"

Deadpool did a mock chuckle, "I'm always a loose cannon, the difference here is that I'm totally pissed and I ain't gonna crack many jokes...now let's go"

Wolverine sighed and followed Deadpool along with X-23. The trio walked around, checking for any signs of Magneto or Pinkie.

Meanwhile Pinkie is waiting in her cell, hoping and praying for Deadpool to show up. Magneto then entered the room she was in, "Your friends appear to be in the area"

Pinkie lit up, "Really!? Where are they!?"

"On the mountains...close to their own demise"

Pinkie went against the cell, "Listen buster, you do ANYTHING to hurt my Wade and I'll-"

"Silence!" he used his Magnetism to knock her back, "Your mouth makes my ears bleed"

"Well Deadpool's gonna make you bleed!"

Magneto smirked, "I doubt that", he then pressed a button.

While the former Weapon X trio walked through the mountains, a small robot that looks like a UFO approached them.

Deadpool looked at it curiously, "What the fuck is this thing?"

The robot then popped out a gun and shot at the trio, causing them all to dodge, though Deadpool got grazed on the arm, "Dammit!"

Wolverine destroyed the robot with his claws, but more robots arrived and started shooting at them.

"What the hell!? Where did they come from!?" As the robots shot, Deadpool fired back, destroying the robots and then rushed in with his swords and slashed them, carefully evading the bullets so he wouldn't get killed.

Wolverine also slashed through them with almost no trouble, though he also had to be careful, but he was skilled enough not to let that be an issue.

X-23 rushed in and slashed the robots, not having to worry too much since she had a decent healing factor.

More robots arrived and tried to kill the trio but they managed to destroy them.

"Where the hell did Magneto get these robots from anyway!?" Deadpool asked.

After destroying all the robots, Deadpool went the direction where they came from, "Come on! The robots came from there, that's probably where Magneto is!"

Wolverine was impressed, "Wow, smart thinking"

"I have military training too Logan! Let's just hurry, Pinkie's nearby, I can feel it!"

Meanwhile Pinkie felt a huge shake, "Oh...my Pinkie Sense says a big doozy is gonna happen!"

Magneto went to Mystique, Quicksilver & Scarlet Witch, "Deal with them"

The 3 nodded and went to find the X-trio.

"You're wasting your time Magneto, Deadpool and his friends are gonna kick your flank!"

Magneto looked at her curiously then waved it off. The closer the X-Trio got, the more Deadpool felt confident.

"She's close, I can feel it...well not anything weird or freaky but I can tell in some way"

X-23 turned to Wolverine, "He's not making sense"

"Good, maybe he's snapping out of this serious state"

While walking, Wolverine felt a gust of wind, "That was weird"

X-23 looked to him, "What was?"

"I swear I felt a gust of-" Wolverine was then punched to the ground mysteriously.

"Logan!" X-23 was then blasted down.

Deadpool looked behind, "What the hell happened to you two?"

"Turn around" a voice said.

Deadpool turned forward and recieved a whack in the face from Mystique, "Hello Wilson"

Deadpool glared, "Mystique"

He saw Quicksilver & Scarlet Witch stand beside her. Deadpool aimed his guns, "Move out my way or your brain gets splattered!"

Mystique knocked the guns from Deadpool's hands and kicked him back. He then grabbed his swords and tried to slash Mystique but Quicksilver & Scarlet Witch went in and kicked Deadpool back.

Wolverine rushed in and slashed Quicksilver, cutting his abs a little. That enraged him and he did speed punches to Wolverine and hit a mighty uppercut.

Scarlet Witch then blasted X-23 again but she rolled out the way and attacked with her claws, though Scarlet Witch evaded.

Mystique threw a few punches but Deadpool blocked them and punched Mystique back and then kneed her before doing a spin kick to her face. Mystique fired her gun at Deadpool but he kicked it out her hand and then kicked her face. He grabbed his guns and fired at Mystique but she rolled out the way and ran in to punch Deadpol back.

Quicksilver kept speed punching Wolverine, knocking him a bit senseless, but Wolverine managed to slash Quicksilver's arm mid run and then hit an elbow smash to his face before punching Quicksilver.

Scarlet Witch is still blasting X-23 and then went in to attack a few times with some strikes but X-23 was able to dodge and slash her top, cutting her a little and ripping the tope half of her clothes.

Quicksilver continued attacking with his punches and even started making a tornado around Wolverine, though he stood his ground and withstood the Tornado, then he managed to attack with a clothesline, taking down Quicksilver before extending his claws and slashing his legs, even stabbing them, causing him too much pain to run. Wolverine then did a strong punch to take Quicksilver out.

Scarlet Witch blasted X-23 through a few trees and went to attack again but she was distracted when Wolverine came. He tried to slash her but she was able to counter and blast him back. X-23 rushed in and did a kick-slash to her sides and then slashed across her stomach before kneeing her in the face.

Mystique then fired at X-23, taking her down a moment before Wolverine ran in and destroyed her gun, this time she won't be getting it back. She tried to attack Wolverine with a punch but he dodged and punched her a few times before elbowing her. Deadpool then grabbed both his guns and shot the back of both her legs, causing her a great deal of pain before kicking her down, and stomping hard on her head before firing down once more.

"Bitch", Deadpool put his guns away and went back on his trail. Wolverine & X-23 simply followed, leaving their downed enemies behind.

Magneto clenched his fists, "They're coming"

Pinkie grinned, "Ha, didn't take long for them to stop your cronies!"

"Two of those cronies are my children", Magneto said, leaving Pinkie with an awkward stare. Magneto stood, if they wish to challenge me so be it, I'll be waiting, but they're no match for the Master of Magnetism"

Magneto did an evil laugh while Pinkie waited in worry. Deadpool was almost there.


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