Hi there, true believers! Here is the exciting all-new installment of Spider-Man: Secrets of Oscorp! What waits Peter Parker's quest this time? What are the suspicious questions of Oscorp? What does Jessica Drew know know this matter? And how did she get her powers as Spider-Woman? Find it out all on this chapter! Exelscior!

Dislaimer: I do not own Spider-Man nor Spider-Woman, nor the Avengers. They're sacred products of Marvel. I also do not own the New York State's official motto/Stan Lee's famous quote.

Chapter 2: Old Times

Peter was just shocked to see who was standing in front of him. All this time, he didn't know that Spider-Woman was one of his closest high school friends who he hasn't seen for a very long time.

He asked her in confused and joyful tone at the same time, "Jessica?! I haven't seen you in so long! What are you doing in that costume? I didn't know that you were HER this entire time! Why are you working for S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

Spider-Woman replied, "Peter, there's so many things that I need to tell you. You have no idea who Harry is and what Oscorp stands for. They are an dangerous group who wants to take over the world and they're building a secret army to start a war. "

Peter said, "You've been watching way too many Sci-Fi Channel flicks, and there's no way they would ever do that!"

Then a large hovering helicopter with flashing lights was floating over them. The aircraft was so huge that it was the size of three football stadiums. A stairway came down to the building and a very tall black man with an eye patch on his left eye and a mustache came down the stairs. He had a very serious and professional looks about him as he sported an S.H.I.E.L.D. badge on his right side of his coat.

He said to Spider- Woman, "Well, it looks like you did a fine job on your first mission as an S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, Ms. Drew."

Jessica replied, "Thanks, Nick. All that hard work that I did for 2 years seems to have actually paid off."

Peter, again looked bewildered and said to Jessica, "Wait a minute, you mean today was your first mission as an S.H.I.E.L.D. agent and you took on the Green Goblin?!"

Jessica replied, "Well, what can I say? All that training that I did with S.H.I.E.L.D. did help out a lot in the past 2 years."

Nick Fury turned to Peter and said, "Spider-Man, I want you to join S.H.I.E.L.D. as our agent. We could really use your talents in our rodeo."

Spider-Man looked at Jessica in a disappointed manner and said, "So, this is why you rescued me and brought me here in the first place, so that I can become a lackey of S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

Jessica said, "Peter, I can explain-"

Peter pointed his finger at her and said, "I thought you were better than this Jessica. And now you're talking smack about how Oscorp is trying to take over the world?! What the fuck happened to you in these last 2 years?"

He then turned to Nick Fury and said, "And no, Fury. I'm not interested in joining your elitist band of douche-lickers. I know that a year ago, you guys had that so-called Sustainable Free Energy Resource called The Tesseract that led to an alien invasion that almost destroyed all of New York City, causing the Avengers to show up. And the public polls say that I'm still the menace! So, just go home and fuck off already!"

Jessica pleaded, "Peter, please don't-"

Peter turned his back and said, "Go away Jessica. I don't know you anymore." He shot out his webs to the nearest building and proceeded to go home and call it a night.

Nick Fury put his hand on Jessica's shoulder and said, "It's ok, he'll come through."

Jessica replied in a worried manner, "I sure hope so. I'll think of something to turn this around."

As Peter got back to his room at 3 A.M. and changed to his pajamas, he thought to himself as he lay on his bed.

I can't believe of all people, out of ALL PEOPLE, it's Jessica Drew who's working for that crony organization! And now she's showing up out of the blue after 2 years and saying that I don't know my own best friend, and saying evil crap about Oscorp? What the fuck does she know?!

He went to sleep as his messy, light skin and sweaty brown hair touched the bed sheets and his tired blue eyes dozed off into slumber. On Saturday morning, Peter was just asleep and didn't want to do anything for the whole entire day.

An older, fit woman with gray hair and blue eyes came and knocked on his door and said, "Hey Pete! I'm going on a mountain biking trip with my girlfriends today! I left some money on the table so youc an order pizza ok? And I'll be back pretty late today"

Peter groggily replied, "Yeah, sure. Do your thing Aunt May."

Then he went back to sleep. After about 2 hours had passed, he heard a ring on his doorbell. He said to himself, "Did Aunt May injure her leg again? Oh well, at least the Hulk is not sleeping in my room like last time when that happened."

He was still in his Pajamas and went downstairs. He looked through the hole in the door and saw Jessica Drew standing there. He said in an annoyed fashion, "What do you want? It's not even noon yet!"

Jessica replied in a cheerful manner, "Peter! I just want to chill. I swear this is not about making you join S.H.I.E.L.D. or anything! Can we just hang out and eat junk food for old time's sake?"

Peter reluctantly opened the door and Jessica jumped up and hugged him immediately and said, "I missed you so much, Peter!"

Then Peter slightly blushed and smiled. She became even more beautiful than he last saw her. Her height grew about 4 inches, which means that she was about 5'9 now, which meant that she was about 2 inches shorter than him. She had a lot more curves showing and her bosom developed to a full adulthood. She was wearing leather boots, skin-tight jeans, and she wore a denim jacket with a white shirt that barely covered her midriffs.

Peter said, "Sorry that I'm still in my PJ's haha"

Jessica said, "Don't worry! It's totally fine!"

Peter asked her, "Did you eat yet? Aunt May left some money for me to order pizza!"

Jessica said enthusiastically, "Oh my god, we should TOTALLY get Best Pizza from Brooklyn! I haven't had pizza there in like the longest time ever!"

Peter said, "Great minds think alike!"

Peter got on the phone and ordered the Pizza. Peter and Jessica talked about their favorite high school memories and eventually the pizza guy showed up and delivered 3 whole pies of pepperoni pizza. Since they had high metabolism due to spider powers, they needed a lot of food to satisfy themselves. Peter and Jessica laid out the Pepperoni Pizzas in front of the table and started to eat.

Peter said, "So, how's your first taste of the New York slice after 2 years?"

Jessica replied happily, "I can die happy now. This is still the best place EVER."

Peter asked her, "So, what do you want to do today? My aunt is gone for the whole day so I have the whole place to myself for a while."

Jessica then gave him a sly smile and said, "Peter, what are you trying to say?"

Then he went to the living room and opened a drawer that was full of DVD's and Blu-Rays. He picked up a copy of a Blu-Ray that said, "Fantastic Four: Revenge of Viktor Domashev, A.K.A. The Blogger of Doom".

He gave her a sly look back and said, "Want to have a bad movie marathon just like old times?"

Jessica laughed and said, "You're such a dork-face, Peter! Sure, it's been a long time since we've done this."

Peter replied happily, "and I haven't heard you call me by that name in forever. It's good to hear that name again."

They sat on the couch and brought over the pizza on the table in front of them and began to watch the movie. Jessica said, "Oh my god, this movie is still so bad that it's really funny."

Peter said, "Did you know that Johnny Storm bought 1,000 copies of this blu-ray and set it on fire in the middle of Times Square? I heard that he was really pissed about rainbow farts coming out of his ass when he's flying around in the movie."

Jessica laughed out loud and replied, "Yeah, he seems totally like the guy who would do that kind of thing. But, honestly that's what I would've done if I had rainbow farts coming out of my ass."

As the movie went on for a while, Jessica snuggled up to Peter and laid her head on his shoulder and said, "Do you mind if I do this?"

Peter put his hand around her shoulder and replied, "It's totally fine."

After they finished that movie, they watched Movie 43 and Paranormal Activity 4. By that time, it was already dark outside.

Jessica said to Peter, "I want to go to your room. I haven't been there in forever." Peter nervously replied, "Sure, I mean if you don't mind the man smells and hot dog stench. Be my guest!"

Jessica playfully slapped his bicep and said, "Yeah,whatever. Let's just go!"

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They went inside Peter's room and it was just a mess on the floor. There were really unclean boxers just lying on the carpet and the whole room smelled like testosterone and junk food…..EVERYWHERE. His bed sheets were not tidy at all and his Spider-Man outfit was hanging on his chair, smelling like a cheap hot sauce from the 99 cent store that was a block away from where he lived. On his desk, there were college applications that were in process. Next to the applications was a chemistry set that was a gift from Gwen at the end of the freshman year in high school. Adjacent to the chemistry set, there was a picture of Peter and Gwen kissing.

Jessica said, "Geez, you weren't kidding about the man smells and the junk food stench!"

Peter replied, "I warned you it was gonna be messy."

Jessica went over to his desk and looked at his college applications. She said in a unsurprising manner, "Harvard, M.I.T., Stanford, UC Berkeley, and Yale. You were always the smart one."

Peter replied, "Gwen was much smarter than me."

Jessica then looked at the picture next to the chemistry and then held it up and looked at it solemnly. She then started to tear up a little bit and said, "I'm so sorry about Gwen."

Peter went to her side and wrapped his hand around Jessica's shoulder again and replied, "No, I'm sorry. If I didn't use my webs to catch her when she was free falling from the Geroge Washington Bridge, and actually took the laws of the G-Force and Gravity into account, maybe I wouldn't have snapped her neck and killed her."

Jessica said, "Don't blame yourself, Pete. Sometimes, shit just happens in life you know?"

Peter said, "I know, it's just that I feel like a murderer even more these days. I let uncle Ben die, and now I let Gwen Stacy die. I don't know how long I can take this."

Jessica put down the picture and there was a silent moment between them for a moment as they sat down together on Peter's bed. He asked, "Jessica, how long did you know that I was Spider-Man?"

Jessica lied, "Since joining S.H.I.E.L.D. two years ago."

Peter said, "Ha, figures. Fucking S.H.I.E.L.D. and their no-privacy laws, of course they know everything. And then they have the audacity to keep all their private matters to themselves….. like that Tesseract. Damn hypocrites."

Jessica replied, "Peter, they're not as bad as they say they are! They made me become a person who I am today. Nick Fury and the guys at S.H.I.E.L.D. trained me really well and gave me place to live in the Helicarrier."

She added, "Peter, the reason why Nick wanted to recruit you is because he knows that you're the Big Apple's most beloved superhero and all the people in the 5 boroughs trust you with all their heart and soul. S.H.I.E.L.D. needs someone who has that kind of trust from the civilians. We need you."

She put her hand on Peter's knee, looked at him desperately in the eyes and said, "I need you. Peter Parker."

Peter replied angrily, "but, I'm not cut out to be a hero! You saw what happened to the people who I care for! Uncle Ben and Gwen Stacy are dead. Do you hear me?! THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD!"

Jessica screamed back, "THEN I'LL STAND BESIDE YOU TO MAKE YOU BECOME A HERO THAT YOU THINK YOU ONCE WERE! THAT YOU STILL ARE!"

Peter retorted, "What if I lose you too?! I can't afford to go through this again Jess!"

Tears were flowing out of his eyes and Jessica hugged him tightly and said, "You don't need to protect me! I'm fucking Spider-Woman! You do realize that I saved you from the Goblin, right?"

They calmed down for a bit and Jessica looked at his red, puffy eyes and calmly said to him, "I'll protect you, ok? You don't have to do everything by yourself. Have a little faith in me ok?"

Peter nodded and Jessica said to him, "I have to go now, but I really want you to think about this ok?"

Peter said, "Yeah, I'll think about it."

As Jessica was about to leave, Peter grabbed her hand and asked her, "Will you spend the night with me?"

Jessica smiled and said, "Sure, dork-face."

Jessica laid next to him on his bed and snuggled up to his chest and they just laid there for a while.

Peter asked her, "Since you work for S.H.I.E.L.D., you must know everything about how and when and where I got my powers. So, what's your origin story?"

Jessica said, "I was actually born with it. I always knew that I had it since I was born. I could attach to walls when I was 5 years old and I always was the top student in my P.E. classes throughout the years. I was faster, agile and had more strength then everybody else. I also had this power where I was able to sense danger before it was coming, so I was able to help many people with my heightened senses for danger." She poked Peter's nose playfully and said, "Which I know that, you have that same power as I mentioned before."

She continued on. "I never knew why I had all these powers... I just did." She added, "Do you remember when I made the varsity girls' volleyball team in my freshman year?"

Peter replied, "I do remember that! You were the star of the team and we won the nationals that year!" He then realized and said, "So, that's why you were so good! It was those spider powers all along!"

Jessica added, "I was never really popular though. You, Gwen, and Harry were my only true friends when I was there for 2 years. Do you want to know why?"

Peter joked, "Because you threw a dictionary at Flash Thompson and almost beat him up to death with it?"

Jessica retorted, "It was a textbook, you asshole!"

Peter replied, "I'm just kidding! Geez, you still haven't changed your lack of sense of humor haven't you?" He added, "So, what's the real reason?"

Jessica said nervously, "I'm…..not really proud of having this power. You see, I have these pheromone powers that can make people love me or fear me."

Peter replied playfully, "Ooh, how kinky."

Jessica slapped him back playfully and yelled at him, "Peter, you're such a perv! I'm trying to be serious here! Do you know how many guys wanted to fuck me because my pheromone powers were out of control at the time? Not to mention scaring the hell out of my teammates accidentally during practice. It was awful. AW-FUL."

Peter said, "Ok, yeah that does sound really stressful."

Jessica said, "You have no idea."

Peter than looked her into eyes for a long time and Jessica blushed and nervously replied, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Peter replied, "Did you know that you looked really hot in that volleyball outfit with those booty shorts? Red and Yellow are totally your color."

Jessica blushed even more and said, "Hehe, thanks Peter."

Peter asked Jessica, "So, you must also know how you got your powers. What's the story behind that?"

Jessica replied as she looked away, "Heh, you wouldn't even believe me even I told you."

Peter said, "Come on Jess, try me."

Jessica turned around to face him again and said, "Norman Osborn-"

Before she could even finish her sentence, a long metal arm broke through Peter's room and knocked Jessica back as she hit the wall and landed on her back as she was laid out like a ragdoll.

"Uhhhnnnn" She moaned in pain as she passed out.

Peter yelled, "Jessica! No!"

He noticed that the entire roof was torn apart and he noticed a giant robot was standing outside with large metal tentacle arms that were emitting green electricity. Peter thought, Doc Oc must be up to no good again! As he went to put on his costume, He heard a very familiar voice that was ringing through the speakers of the ominous machine,

"Hello there, Spider-Man! Or should I say…..Peter Parker! Ahahahaha!"

Peter then looked at the cockpit of the robot and was just shocked in utter disbelief. He said, "No way….It can't be."

A very familiar face in the cockpit said, "I'm gonna kill you Peter!"

Peter replied, "Harry? HARRY?!"

Uh oh! Is Jessica okay? Why haven't their spider senses go off when this disaster happened? And why is Peter Parker's best friend trying to destroy his house and kill him and Jessica? Will this validate Jessica's comment about Oscorp? Find out next time in... Spider-Man: Secrets of Oscorp! Excelsior!

A/N/: I'm sure all of you hardcore Marvel fans were able to recognize some easter eggs from the Marvel MCU and the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon series. By the way, Best Pizza is a REAL PLACE. There was a special on Vice Munchies on Brooklyn and they showcased that place. Look it up on google maps. It , that title about the Fantastic 4 movie it's not a real movie. I just decided to play around with that title because 20th Century Fox is doing a Fantastic 4 reboot where they will Viktor Vaughn Doom, the Supreme Ambassador of Latveria into a PUNY INTERNET TROLL. And yes, his name is ACTUALLY going to be called fucking Viktor Domashev. (SMFGDH) Do me a favor and don't go see that movie lol just go and watch the Avengers and the Ant-Man coming out this sumer.

I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Reviews would be greatly appreciated!