Harley tried calling the Joker for the fifth time that night, she desperately needed to talk to him. She jumped at the sound of the phone being picked up, he was not happy to hear from her.

"What do you want Harley?"

"Um…I…want to" Harley stuttered, she could tell he was not in a good mood, then again how could he be?

"Spit it out you stupid girl!"

"I was just…wondering….when I could come home"

"Did I not make it clear that I didn't want to see you ever again?"

"I thought it was just because you were angry and weren't really…thinking things through"

"Oh my decision was clear and reason thought"

"Are-are you breaking up with me?!"

"It took you that long to figure that out? That's sad Harl"

"But I said I was sorry"

"Sorry doesn't magically make everything better!"

"Then what can I do?!"

"Stay the fuck away from me" he said as Harley started to cry "Are you crying?! Harley, this is your fault. You decided to be unfaithful to me. I'm no angel but you!"

He scoffed and hung up, Harley ran into the bedroom and cried into her pillow. Ivy heard her sobbing and sat next to her on her bed. She didn't have many friends and seeing Harley so upset was ripping her apart. She put her hand on Harley's shoulder.

"It'll be ok Harl"

"No it won't! He hates me"

"He doesn't hate you he's just…angry and I'm sure it'll pass" Ivy hugged Harley as she continued to sob.

Joker's hideout

You can only come across the Joker in two states, dangerously aggravated or psychopathically happy but lately he's been in a bad mood 24/7. Two face had picked up on this after his conversation over the phone with the Joker that happened to be only a couple of minutes after he kicked out Harley. Two face had come over to see what was wrong because something clearly was. Joker was sitting on the couch holding a half empty bottle of whisky muttering to himself, Two Face sat next to him and patted him on the back.

"What's wrong J?" he said in a delightful tone trying to cheer up his depressed friend.

"Nothing" the Joker replied petulantly taking another sip from his whiskey.

It was then that Two Face noticed the absence of Harley "Did you kick Harley out again?"

"Maybe" Two Face and Joker were good friends, good enough for Two Face to know that this was the Jokers way of saying 'yes'

"What happened this time" Two Face asked pouring himself a drink and taking a sip from it.

"She got one of my henchman to fuck her" He responded clearly getting angrier just thinking about it.

Two Face spat out his drink in shock "She cheated on you?!"

"Yes Harv and I'd appreciate it if you didn't remind me!"

Two Face recovered himself from the initial shock "Come on lets go to the iceberg lounge and get some drinks into you or more drinks by the looks of it" Two Face said trying to lighten the mood.

"Sure Harv as long as it doesn't remind me of that whiny bitch" The Joker said standing up.

Soon enough he was at the iceberg lounge surrounded by Scare crow, Scarface, Mad hatter, Penguin, Clay face and Killer croc. They were all laughing loudly, sharing stories of their past relationships. Two Face slammed his hand onto the table in a fit of laughter causing all the empty glasses on the table to shake.

"So what happened with you and Harley?" Penguin asked.

The Joker laughed, too drunk to be upset about it anymore "I walked into one of our spare bedrooms and there she was naked laying underneath her counterpart who also happened to be one of my men"

"You should have left her sooner man, she was dragging you down" Two Face said drunkenly placing a hand on the Jokers shoulder.

"What about you and Ivy Harv? Your relationship is a train wreck!" Joker said laughing.

"Oh yeah Ivy and I…" Two Face started, everyone listened and occasionally booming with laughter. At that moment Scarecrow noticed a certain familiar blond sitting at a table across the room with an equally familiar red head.

"Uhh J?" he interrupted Two Face pointing over to Harley and Ivy. Harley was sitting next to another guy who Ivy had set her up with but of course The Joker didn't know that. Joker looked over to where Scarecrow was pointing as did the other men around the table.

His face broke into a smile "Huston we have a problem"