The Joker stood up unsteadily and Scarecrow, the least intoxicated of the group said "J I don't think it's a good idea to go over to them" trying to get The Joker to sit back down again.

"Don't be stupid this is a brilliant idea!" he replied as Two Face stood up to accompany his friend.

"What exactly are you planning to talk to them about?" Scarecrow asked trying to knock some sense into Joker.

"I don't know but I'm sure I'll figure it out" he said as they both walked way too confidently over to the girls booth. Harley, Ivy and two other guys were talking, Joker walked up to them and slammed his hand onto the table which made all them jump and stop their conversation to look up at him.

"Oh hi, Mr J" Harley said timidly

The Joker sat next to her pushing her into her date leaning into her "You see this Harv?" he said gesturing to Harley "This here is my main bitch" Two Face sat down next to Joker push Harley further into her date.

"Mr J? What…"

"Now you" He said ignoring Harley and pointing at Ivy "Weed lady thing, you are a lady stealer"

"J come on lighten up" Two Face said chuckling patting Joker on the shoulder.

"No no no, I'm on roll here" he said leaning in on the table looking at Ivy "You are very…um…very mean"

"Wow I'm so scared" Ivy replied sarcastically

Joker ignored her sarcasm and turned to Harley "And you, you are a no good worthless wh-"

Scarecrow hastily put his hand over Jokers mouth before he could finish his sentence, Joker glared up at him "I'm stopping you from saying anything you will regret" Scarecrow retorted.

"I can say whatever I want" he yelled back as Scarecrow took his hand off Jokers mouth.

Harley's date was getting fed up at this man whoever he is, unfortunately the man was very short for his age and the man stood up so he was eye level with the Joker. Joker stood up towering over the man and frightened him a little. Harley's date was only up to the Jokers stomach, this amused the Joker more than anything "I want you to leave right now" said the little man.

"He's so cute" Joker said pinching his cheeks.

"Mr J please" Harley said trying to stop him from teasing her date whose face was going red with anger.

"Awww he's angry look he looks like a tiny strawberry" Joker said ignoring Harley

"Joker, Leave now" Ivy said

"Let me think about it um NO" he replied leaning his elbow on Harley's date. Harley stood up and grabbed her date away from joker.

"Leave him alone!"

"Oh, oh! So are you're to together" he said gesturing comically "Oh well that makes fucking sense!"

"Hey you need to just back off buddy" the man said poking Joker in the chest. The Joker picked the man up by the collar lifting him up over a metre into the air.

"Nobody, and I mean NOBODY tells me what to do!" The Joker screamed at the other man before throwing him against the wall. The man fell unconscious, as Penguin came over to the table.

"Joker!"

"Thank you Pe-" Ivy started before Penguin continued to speak to the Joker.

"If you get blood on the carpet you're cleaning it up" Ivy looked at Penguin Of course, Joker is friends with penguin, how could I be so stupid taking Harley here were the Joker was most certainly going to be?

The Joker continued to yell at Harley until she cried "So you leave me for one of the seven dwarfs?!"

"No I was just…"

"You know what Harley? I really couldn't care less"

"Then why are you here?!" Harley yelled back at him in a sudden fit of rage. She quickly realised it was a mistake when she saw the anger in his eyes. The Jokers hands formed fists, Ivy darted out of her seat to stop him from hitting her but she was too late and she had to watch his fist painfully connect with Harley's jaw. The Joker stood there for a while shouting obscene curses at Harley until Killer Croc came over at the orders of Scarecrow and picked Joker up by the collar carrying him back to their table while the Joker tried to tear away from his grip. The Joker was quickly consumed into their previous conversation about how bad Two Face and Ivy's relationship was, forgetting about Harley altogether. Ivy picked Harley off the floor and started to carry her to the exit.

"Jeez, that man can hold a grudge" Ivy said to Harley putting her into the car to drive her home.