After Harley and Ivy got home Harley ran into her room and started balling into her pillow. Ivy was on her way to comfort her when she heard a knock on the door. Ivy sighed and jogged over to the door, she opened the door slowly to make sure that whoever was behind the door didn't pose a threat to her or Harley. She opened the door all the way when she realised that it was Two Face.

"May I come in?" He asked clearly the alcohol had worn off and he was ready to have a more sensible conversation with her.

"Yes come in so what are…" she stopped when she realised that Two Face was carrying the Joker over his shoulder "WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?"

"We need to get him back together with Harley"

"No! I am not helping Harley get back together with that abusive piece of shit!"

"I heard that" The Joker said falling in and out of consciousness, he was obviously drunk off his face.

"Look at him Pam, he's a wreck without her and I'm sure that Harley isn't fairing too well either"

"She's actually doing fine" Ivy lied with her head up and hands on her hips, just then a loud crying sound came from Harley's bedroom.

"Oh really?" Two Face said

Joker growled in his unconsciousness "HARLEY SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Joker yelled

"Wow he's even irritable when he's knocked out"

Two Face pushed his way past Ivy ignoring her comment "Where can I dump him?"

"On the couch I guess" Ivy replied closing the door.

Two Face threw Joker into the couch, Joker rolled back off the couch and landed on the floor with a grunt. Two face sat him back up on the couch.

"We can't exactly get him back together with Harls if he's out cold" Ivy retorted

All of a sudden Two Face punched Joker in the jaw, hard. To Ivy's surprise the Joker snapped back to attention, he glared at Two Face.

"Harv what the hell?! Where have you taken me?!" It only took him a moment to look around to notice where he was, he groaned and fell back into the couch.

"Come out here Harl, we have visitors" Ivy called to Harley, Ivy knew that Harley loved having visitors no matter how bad a mood she was in. She came skipping out excited to find out who was visiting but stopped when she saw Joker. The Joker looked up at the sight of Harley.

"Oh hell no!" he said standing up and walking to the door.

"Shouldn't you stop him?" Ivy asked Two Face as he watched Joker walk to the door

"Don't worry, he'll stop himself"

"What do you mean?" Ivy asked, the Joker then walked into the wall beside the door falling onto the floor with a thud. His vision was obviously impaired from a whole night of drinking.

"That's what I mean" Two Face said picking Joker back up, Harley unconsciously ran over to Jokers side making sure he was all right.

"Puddn' are you ok?! Did you hurt yourself?!" she said in a panic.

"I'm alright Harley"

"Oh come one Mr J, you don't need to ignore me anymore I've learnt my lesson!"

The Joker stood still for what seemed like forever thinking it over, he then opened his arms and smiled at Harley "I can never stay mad at you, come 'ere baby"

Harley ran to him wrapping her arms around his neck, Joker kissed her softly but it soon turned into a passionate make out. It seem to Ivy that they were both trying to find out who could kiss the roughest.

"God! Get a room!" Ivy yelled at them in disgust.

"Good idea!" Harley giggled leading Joker towards her bedroom. Ivy ran after them but Harley closed the door before Ivy could get to them.

"Oh no, not in my house you don't!" Ivy screamed banging her fist on the door.

All Ivy could hear from the room was the rustling of clothes and the occasionally giggles and chuckles from the pair inside. Ivy walked back into the living room where Two Face had made himself at home.

"You want some tea?" Ivy asked him, Two face nodded. After Ivy had made the tea she and Two Face were sitting on the couch watching television but were constantly disturbed by the sounds of Harley and Joker in her bedroom.

"Oh!...Mr J!...Yes! Oh yes!...Ah!" Harley screamed from the bedroom.

Ivy turned up the volume on the television to try and drown out Harley's screams.

"Well I guess that means they've made up" Two Face said taking a sip from his tea. Later that night the Joker and Harley came out of the bedroom, Joker sat down on the couch and Harley sat next to him leaning into his chest.

"I don't think I'll ever look at that bed the same way ever again" Ivy said irritably. They all watched movies for a couple of hours until Ivy felt someone's feet kicking her at the end of the couch.

"Cut it out" she said looking over to the source of the kicking and realised that it was Harley who was laying on the Jokers chest, they were both asleep. Joker was holding Harley close to him. Ivy got up and poked Joker waking him up.

"You better treat her right or you don't even want to know what will happen" she whispered being sure not to wake Harley. The Joker just chuckled stroking Harley's hair out of her face before closing his eyes again.

END