Hey! Here's the next(and extremely funny, weird and just down-right wrong) chappie to Anko The Therapist! Heheheh... A lot of... Peculiar and weird.. Not to mention hilarious/humorous things happen in chappie number two.
Thanks to everyone who reviewed, favored and suscribed!
Answers to reviewers:
Well, first, Thank you for the review.
SnowKid: Anko is very, very valuable... but Iruka can't help himself... we'll see if he atually gets to touch her... hehe
Jerrie: *huggles* Hey gruhh! Thanbks! P/M ya' later cuppy-cake!
TahSenjuu: Oh! That's okay! I speak spanish so I knew most of what you said :3 Thanks!
LeMemeFox: Thanks! Haha, I tinkk I remember seeing that commercial... Hehe Geico haha
Daki-kun: *huggles* *_* Thanks! Anko isn't too terrorizing heheh! Beware of her in this chappie though..
*Gives out cookies*
Thanks for the reviews! :3
And guest appearances are... Drum roll please!
Guest Appearances:
Iruka Umino (audiance claps)
Sakura Haruno (audiance claps... Some boo and other cheer)
Jiraiya! (We all hoot and hooler and cheer our fucking lungs out)
Sasuke Uchiha! (Audiance claps and cheers; the girls go crazy)
Chouji Amechi! (Everyone cheers)
And Shikamaru... Nara! (*silence* one person claps)
Shikamaru: Whatever... You all are troublesome anyways...
And our MAIN character!
Anko Mitarashi! (Everyone goes wild)
Oh, and we have one extra special guest, here... Who only appears in one portion of this chappie... Hehe, and it's just down right wrong... We won't reveal him just until the end. You all can figure out who it is...
Disclaimers: I DUNN OWN ANYTHING! My sempai and hero, Kishimoto-sama owns. Not Kumi-chan!
Now, let us introduce this chappie! Here to help us is the main character, Anko!
Anko: Hey. Welcome to this next chapter...
Chapter 2: Baka! Baka! Baka!... Arigato...
(Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! ... Thanks..)
Written By: Kumi-chan/Tobi-Is-Fluffy-Chan
Starring:
Anko Mitarashi
Etc
P.S: I warn you... you may be a bit disturbed by Anko's mind... hehe or you might laugh your asses off.
-Knock, Knock-
*silence*
-Knock, Knock, Knock-
*Snore... Snore...*
Anko stirred in her sleep as Iruka knocked on her door. His knocks became more frantic and louder. "What hell is taking her so long to answer?" He whispered scratching his dark brown hair that was held into a pony-tail. Iruka knocked once more... Well he banged on her wooden door... Poor wood.
Anko narrowed her closed eyes and grabbed onto her pillow, using it to cover her ears. She then curled up into a ball and buried herself in her blankets.
"Argh!" Iruka grunted. It got to the point where he tapped his foot impaitently, glared at the poor wooden door and crossed his arms over his chest.
The violet haired woman smiled to herself. She was having the best dream ever.
*Anko's dreamscape*
*Nom, Nom, Nom*
"Keep the dango coming, servant!" Yelled Queen Anko. She was on her twentieth box of dango. Anko the current queen of the Great Five Nations sighed heavily and continued to stuff her face. Second later, her servant who looked uncomfortable in his "monkey suit", came back with a box of cotton-candy flavored dango. He placed the box on the cherry-wood end table and bowed, letting a sigh escape his lips. Anko patted his dark brown hair and chimed, "Well done, Iruka. Now open this box and that'll be all." Her servant none other and Iruka Umino removed the lips from the box and bowed once more. "Oh and Buck-O?" Anko slurred, tossing a piece of dango in the air and catching it with her mouth. Iruka turned around and answered, "Yes, Lady Anko?" Anko smiled mosdestly and sighed, "Call for my male courtezan, Ka-Ka and tell him to prepare and perform a strip show for me." The queen waved him off and continued to chew and savor the sweet taste of her dango.
"Woof." Sighed Anko's "pet".
"Ahh! There's my baby!" Anko teased to Sasuke who was on all fours. He had whiskers drawn on his cheeks with a sharpie marker, a cute button nose that was colored in with pink paint and fake cat ears that was glued to his hair; not to mention a studded collar that was wrapped around his neck. He looked annoyed out of his nmind and he looked like he'd kill himelf just to get out of this lucid dream.
"You must be sick... I'm pretty sure cats don't fucking woof." She sneered. Anko then clicked her tongue in annoyance. Sasuke rolled his onyx colored eyes and then crawled over to where she was lounging at and laid down in the spot.
*Mean-while*
"Hmph." Grumbled Iruka. "How could she have Kakashi as her stripper? No fair..."
He opened the doors to the palace's throne room where Anko lounged around with her pet, Sasuke, chowing down on dango.
"Ka-Ka will be here in any moment now, My Lady." Iruka quietly announced. As he left the room, Anko clapped her hands in merriment and got the most smugest smile ever. She popped the rubber-band that held her violet colored hair into a sloppy-bun and her hair cascaded down to her shoulders.
"What a thick mess." Sasuke sheepishly remarked. As Anko ruffled her finger through her hair, she glared at Sasuke and retorted, "At least I don't have hair that looks like a duck's ass and at least I know the difference between a dog and fucking cat..."
Sasuke glared back at her and mumbled, "Touche."
She smirked and slipped off her silk kimono, throwing it somewhere (of course, it landed on her weird human cat, Sasuke) and looked down at her under garments: a tight-fitted fishnet, mesh shirt and a mini black-skirt. She smirked and sat back down on her throne, bouncing in excitement.
The doors to the throne room burst open and some guy with an extreme tan and a dark green sweat-suit came jogging in. He was breathing heavily and had two dumb-bells. One in his left hand and the other in his right hand. He was lifting them up and down while jumping and striding side-to-side. Anko sized him up and down and pinched the bridge of her nose in annoyance. "Uh.. Excuse me peasant. I'm expecting someone... I may be the queen, but right now, I'm taking a break. So don't come telling me your crudy problems about the water or how the live-stock needs to be fed or how there was a break-in or how there was a 'snatch and run' at the local corner store. Just send your problems in a letter as spam to my servant, Iruka Umino. Okay? So scram. Now." She sheepishly said to him.
"Lady Anko! This will take but a second!" Anko rolled her light brown eyes and sighed, "Fine. Get on with it!"
The man flashed her a one million dollar smile and struck a pose, giving her a 'thumbs-up'. A glint of light shined on his teeth and made them sparkle. "You won't regret it, my Lady!" He beamed in a strange heroic AND husky voice.
Placing the dumb-bells on the floor and taking out a scroll, he placed it out by his side. He opened it and performed some hand-signs.
"Summoning Jutsu: Ghettoblaster!" He shouted. In a poof of smoke, a ghettoblaster appeared and he pressed the button to turn it on.
An upbeat and techno intrumental song started to play and he snapped his fingers along with the beat and bobbed his head. "What do ya' think of this little beat, my lady?" He questioned. Anko shrugged her shoulders and paused to listen to it, "Eh. It's catchy... What do you think of it, Sasuke?" He sighed, "It's not to my liking." Anko nodded her head and looked back up at the man. He had horrible blonde hair and muscular features in his face... And the most bushiest brows ever. "Wait a second', just who are you?" Anko finally asked.
He smiled and said, "The name's G-G... Some people call me Party Boy"
"Oh." She retorted. Anko patted her lap and glanced at Sasuke. He sighed and rose up, sitting on her lap like a real pet. The violet haired woman started to pet his chicken-butt hair and he fakely purred.
"Get on with your act, G-G." Anko ordered. He smikred and nodded his head.
"This song... It sounds so good. It make you want to..." He trailed off. The queen nodded her head impatiently and screeched, "Make you want to, what?"
'G-G' paused for a moment and beamed, "I like how this sounds. It makes you want to party! In fact it makes me want to party! So youthful!" It only took those words for Anko to know that it was none other than Might Guy... Guy-Sensei.
Anko's eyes widened and she screamed, "Your name's not G-G! It's Guy!" Guy ripped off the blonde wig and threw it to the ground, revealing his bowl-cut hair style. He then started to prance around in a circle and burst out dancing. He started to do the 'I'm Sexy and I know it' dance which was basically thrusting your hips in place... As if you were humping something. Guy was humping the air. Anko's eyes widened once more and she yelled, "Where the hell is Kakashi! Why the fuck are you here? My eyes! Stop thrusting, Guy! Stop humping the air! Oh! The agony!"
Guy smirked and unzipped his sweat-suit's jacket, throwing it on the floor and he grabbed Anko's hands, making her stroke his chest. He rubbed her hands all over his chest and chimed, "Kakashi got sick with the flu, so I'm filling in for him." Anko snatched her hands away from his chest and hollered, "No! Put that damn jacket. BACK. ON."
Gai started to fist-pump and frowned, "Aw! What? You don't like my chisseled features? Kakashi does that and you're all over hit... Plus in my opinion.. He's getting some flab..."
Guy smirked and exclaimed, "Let's pump up the party!" He ripped off his sweat-pants just to reveal himself in a speedo-thong... Plus he had a huge buldge filling in the "balls-sack" of that type of underwear.
Anko and Sasuke's eyes widened for the third time. Guy started to 'back it up' and he was shaking his ass in Sasuke's face.
*Dun, Dun, Da, Dun-Dun-Dun, Dun. Da, Dun, Dun, DunDun!* (the techno song)
Sasuke's expression:
(O_ _ _o)
Anko's mouth LITERALLY hit the floor. She leaped out of her seat and grabbed the empty boxes of dango. She tossed and flung them at the 'Party Boy'. Surprisingly, every box she threw... Hit his butt-cheeks. Guy grinned and his eyes started to sparkle. "Oh... Lady Anko! I didn't know you like it like that!" He continued to shake his ass and he started to slap his butt-cheeks. "Sasuke! Don't just stand there! Help me!" She frantically whispered.
The boy rolled his eyes and stood up, grabbing the first object in his reach which was his "kittie-bowl" that was filled with dog-food. (strangely... He was a 'human-cat' that woofed like a dog... Right?) He flung it and it all landed on Guy's chest. He rubbed the food in and licked his fingers. "So you like it, too Sasuke? Huh?" Anko twitched and she started to run who-know's where. Guy smirked and followed her around while prancing, fist-pumping AND twerking at the same time. "Oh fuck! This is a load of fuckery! I gotta' get the hell outta' here! She panicked. Anko headed straight for the door but he blocked it, while starting to do a little dub-step. She turned around and started to slowly back up (into a corner) until she hit the wall. Guy smirked at his opprotunity and was about to grind on the frightened woman but there was all of a sudden loud bangs.
*BANG! BANG! BANG!*
"What the hell was that banging noise?" Anko asked. She looked over to Sasuke who apprently fainted and to Guy who was looking around for the noise himself.
*Reality*
-Bang! Bang! Bang!-
Anko winced at the noise and she jolted up. She rubbed the sleepiness from her eyes and wiped the slight drool from her chin and sweat from her forehead.
"What a total nightmare! And here I though it was going to be the best dream ever... With me the queen, Sasuke as my pet, Kakashi as my stripper and Iruka as my servant... Pssh, some dream..." Anko shuddered thinking back to Guy... So disturbing...
The bangs were none other than the impatient and pissed off Iruka. He continued the loud knocks and Anko glared shouting, "Hold up! Damn! I'm coming!" She stood out of bed and stretched out, ignoring the slight muscle spasms she received. Anko slowly walked out of her room, passing the bathroom, the small hall-way, and then the small kitchen. After cutting through her living-room, she got to the door and opened it. Iruka was just about to kick the door but he stopped when it opened and whistled as if he did nothing and as if the day was modest.
Anko put her hands on her hips and and seethed, "Damn Iruka! Knocking on my fucking door like you're the police or Anbu-force! What the hell do you want? Not to mention it's so damn early in the morning!"
Iruka scoffed, "Early? Anko, it's two o' clock in the afternoon! And if you must know, I'm here because I- - -"
He stopped talking and gawked at her sudden appearance. She was leaning on the frame of the door with her hands on her hips. A stunning, crooked smile was plastered on her fair-toned face. Deep colors of scarlet red heated up on Iruka's tanned face. Hell, he blushed so hard that it spread all the way to his neck. Iruka glanced down at the short kimono, that Anko wore and his eyes widened. Her thighs and legs were all out in the open and even glistened in the dim lightings that the apartment's hall had...
She snapped her fingers over and over in his face and yelled, "There's no damn explanation down there! And what the hell are you staring at!" His head automatically snapped up and Iruka mumbled, "Make yourself decent Anko! And if you must know why I'm here... Konohamaru told me what happened yesterday a-and... I'm here to talk about it!"
Anko pursed her lips at his explanation and walked back in the apartment, with Iruka slowly trailing behind... Watching her hips sway as she walked. The violet haired woman flopped down on the couch, while Iruka settled down on the love-seat sofa.
"You were saying?" She sighed, staring at the ceiling.
"Well... Konohamaru said that you said he'd see his grandpa again when he died." Iruka started to say.
"And?" Anko asked, slightly annoyed. The man sighed and groaned, "Anko! At least have a bit more sympathy! Come one, he's only seven years old."
She rolled her eyes and sassed, "So what? Let the kid grow up and be somebody. It's obvious he needs to take the tit out of his mouth and grow up. Plus, it's vastly true what I said. He will see Sarutobi-sama when he dies. Just like when I'll see my old man and old lady when I die, I'll also see you when we're both dead. And you'll see me. Duh! That's how things work."
Iruka scratched the nape of his neck and mumbled, "You have sick a crude mind, Anko..."
She retorted, "That's why they call me Anko Mitarashi! Duh!"
"You know, Anko means sweet red-bean paste. You're not sweet at all..." He remarked. Anko rolled her eyes and shrugged her shoulders. "I can be sweet when I want to."
"Oh yeah?" Iruka dared. Anko flashed him a smug grin and nodded her head, teasing, "You're too uptight." As if Iruka just heard that he has cancer, he gasped, "Me? Uptight? Unbelieveable." Anko smirked and raised her hands in the air before letting them fall down to her sides, "Yes, Iruka. You are uptight. I know that why you really came here. Not to talk about Konohamaru but about how uptight you are and how much you want to break that. I know the solution to that."
"R-Really?" Iruka asked with a glad and hopeful smile plastered on his tan face. Anko snickered, "Haha! I knew that's why you were over here! But... The answer to that is - - -" Iruka narrowed his eyes and impatiently asked again, "The answer is?"
Anko rolled her eyes and her expression turned serious and solemn. "Simple. Get laid."
Iruka's demeanor and his hopefulness slowly faded away. He slumped over and sighed, "T... Thanks for the advice. Anko."
Time to play with this guy even more... She thought, getting a devious grin on her face. Standing up and sitting on his lap, Anko wrapped her arms around his neck and stared into his dark brown eyes, softly cooing, "I would have sex with you making you lesser uptight..."
Iruka blushed and stammered, "R-Re- - Really?" Anko smiled and then nodded her head, "Of course Iruka! But, unforunately I have A LOT of patients today. So it's a no-go. See." She picked up the clip-board on her end table and flipped through all of the pages with different villager's names on them. Getting off of his lap and flopping back on the couch, she waved a dazed Iruka good-bye. He wasn't just dazed, he was confused and lost. Every, every lost. Anko smirked at her victory and yelled, "Don't forget to take your complimentary lolli-pop!" Iruka slowly opened the door and picked up a lolli-pop before he left out the door.
"Ahh! Peace and quiet... At last." Anko exhaled before closing her eyes and relaxing into the cushions of the couch.
"Bleh! This lolli-pop is NOT that good!" She could hear Iruka say even though he was out of her apartment and down the hall. She glared and shouted, "Oh yeah! Well whatever! That's the last time I ever think about being a good therapist!
Anko sighed and settled back into the cushions of her couch and closed her eyes, in relaxation.
-knock, knock-
"Damn it! Who is at the door?" She yelled.
"S-Sakura Haruno, Anko-sempai!" Sakura mumbled back to Anko. Anko rolled her eyes and hollered, "What do ya' want?"
"I'm here for therapy. Lady Tsunade recommended that I come and talk to an expirenced woman about my love problems..." Anko rolled her eyes at Sakura's response and was about to tell her to come in but there were frantic knocks on the door. "Damn it! Why are you knocking again?" Yelled Anko.
"It wasn't me!" Sakura told her.
Yo' Anko. It's Jiraiya. We need to talk! It's very, very important." Shouted Jiraiya.
More knocks were heard. Heavy knocks at that.
*Munch, Munch*
"Nom, Nom, S'cuse meh, Chouji here and I need help wiff a problem I have. I wazz told tuh come here. Nom, Munch... By the way do chu have any hamm that'll go good wiff this cheese?"
Anko pinched her temples and got up from her couch and opened the door. Sighing and moving out the way so all of them could enter.
"Alright, I'm first." Sakura chimed, about to sit down on the love-seat sofa. Jiraiya gave Sakura a 'tsk, tsk, tsk'. "No, No, No. I go first." Sakura narrowed her eyes and scoffed, "I was the first person here. Don't you think I should go first?"
"No... Jiraiya goes first." Jiraiya chanted. Sakura shook her head 'no' over and over and Jiraiya struck a pose, "Surly you can see why I should go first." Sakura shook her head 'no' again and growled, "No, I don't see why." Jiraiya glared and Anko sighed.
Chouji ignoring them all, found himself in Anko's kitchen.
"You really don't know me do you, Sakura?"
"Of course I know you. You're Jiraiya, one of the three Legendary Sannin."
Jiraiya gave her a 'psshh' and sassed, "Shoulda' done your homework. Jiraiya the Toad Sage falls victor to no woman's genre! Where beauties fall like lotus' in a storm. It isn't in my nature to be dooped by the wiles of women! When you reach the stature I have, the ladies kneel and worship at your awesomeness!"
Jiraiya finished his speech with a 'bang' and struck a pose and winked at Anko and Sakura. He turned to Chouji and inquired, "Eh? What didja' think?"
Chouji simply retorted, "I'm not really a ladies man so I totally don't understand a word what you said. All I heard was 'blah blah blah, women, blah, blah, yap, yap, storm' yap yap' women.' Say, Mitarashi-san do you have any cheese?" Asked Chouji. Anko rolled her eyes and replied, "Check the drawer in the fridge..."
Jiraiya was now sulking in a corner and sighed, "No one can match my stature..." Sakura rolled her light green eyes and sat down on the love-seat couch, smiling at Anko.
The violet-hair woman took a seat on the couch and took out a scroll and pen.
"Yada Yada Yada, tell me what's the problem and I'll see if I can find a solution. Let me in your horrible life." She sulked, telling that to Sakura in a monotone voice.
"Well... You see, it all started when I was born. You see, I happen to have a big forehead and I was often teased about it. But then I met Ino and she helped me overcome my problem of insecurity and I didn't care about my forehead. So, later on in my life I met Sasuke and- - -" Sakura kept going on and on.
Anko's mind:
(This is what Anko is hearing as Sakura tells her problem)
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah~(keeps on going on)
*Reality*
Sakura finally finished her long story about her life and her problem and looked at Anko with hope on her eyes.
Lucky for Anko, she learned how to sleep with her eyes open. Sakura snapped her fingers at the woman over and over until Anko finally jolted up and asked, "And how does that make you feel?"
Sakura grumbled, "Hey! I already explained how I felt! I told you that I know how these things work and the question that you ask the most! 'How do you feel', so I explained that with my story! Weren't you listening?"
"Yeah, Sure I was Sakurako!"
"... My name is Sakura." Sakura quietly said. "Right, I knew that... I... Was just seeing if you knew your own name. And you passed... You know your name..."
"What does that have to do with my problem?"
Anko thought for a moment and lied, "That's a thing up Therapists do..."
"Oh."
"So... What do you think about my- - -" The pinkette began to say.
"Eh, you're cute but your forehead's big. And from the look of your body, you mostly likely got stretch-marks like you got four kids. I think, you should go lesbian for a while."
Jiraiya automatically rose up and his eyes sparkled and drool started to ooze out of his mouth.
"L-L-L! Le-Le- - -" Sakura couldn't even finish her sentence.
Anko smiled modestly and guided Sakura to the door. She was still studdering "L-L-L! Le-les-Le!"
"Thank you. Do NOT come again, have a nice fucking day and don't forget your complimentary lolli-pop. One per session." Sakura grabbed her lolli-pop and walked out the door, still studdering and trying to say the word 'Lesbian'.
Anko exhaled and wiped away fake sweat noting to herself, "Two more to go."
"Alright, dude who is eating the cheese. Let's go." Anko called.
Chouji brought Anko's wheel of cheese and her sharp chedder cheese slices over and flopped down on the love seat sofa and started eating the cheese, block by block and slice by slice. "So fatass- - - I mean, Chouji, what's your problem?" She quietly asked, leaning on the arm of the couch.
"Well, -munch- all of a sudden, -munch- I've been having a problem -munch, nom- with, -nom- eating cheese, -munch, munch-" He told her. Anko rolled her light brown orbs and grimaced, "I can see that..."
"So.. I -nom- want, -munch- help to get -nom- rid of this -munch- problem -slurp-" The Snake Woman face-palmed and then got up, going into a her room. Seconds later, she came out holding a video-casset tape. Giving him a pair of head-phones and a casset tape player and sliding the tape in, and handing it to Chouji, she explained, "Listen to that on that tape. It'll help you with your problem. Trust me." Anko watched Chouji put the head-phones on. She walked to her door and picked up the news-paper outside at her door-step and opened it, flipping through pages.
*Chouji and The Tape*
Chouji chewed and ate the cheese as he listened to the tape.
The tape started to play a strange beat and then a guy started to chant and sing, "I like Cheese. I like Cheese. I like Cheese. I like Cheese. I like Cheese. I like Cheese. IIIIIIIII LLLIIIKKKKEE CHEESE! Cheese, Cheese, Cheese CHEESE, CHEESE, CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESEEEEEEEEE! IIIIII LAAAAKKKKKKKKK CHHEEESSSE!"
Chouji's eyes widened and he glanced at the cheese in disgust. Dropping it to the floor and running towards the door, "Anko moved out of the way and chimed, "Thank You and do NOT come again. Don't forget your complimentary lolli-pop. One per session." She mused, flopping down on the couch. Turning around to find a still dazed Jiraiya, Anko snapped her fingers and pointed to the love-seat sofa.
As if he were a robot, Jiraiya was about to sit down and Anko proclaimed, "Let me guess. You are starting to realize you have a problem with women."
Jiraiya didn't even sit down and he nodded his head. "The solution to that is simple. Go gay for a day. Thank you and do NOT come again, take the damn complimentary lolli-pop and have a nice fucking day." Jiraiya slightly twitched and gulped, walking out the door. Anko smiled and relaxed into her couch.
"Finally..." She was about to rejoice.
-Knock, Knock-
The violet haired woman rose up and ranted, "Now who the fuck is at the door now!"
The door slowly opened and a dull and slightly lost-looking Shikamaru poked his head in. "Can you not be so troublesome? There is no need to yell ya'know. Kakashi simply asked me drop by and give you these dango, cuz' you have been working hard, I guess... Well, he didn't really say you were working hard... I just added that to sugar-coat things and make you troublesome women feel better." He sheepishly remarked.
"Gee. Thanks." Anko sarcastically remarked. Shikamaru walked in and looked around, taking in Anko's home atmosphere. "Not to shabby." He sighed.
Anko slightly glared and flashed him a crooked smile. "Yeah."
Taking the dango from him, Anko pried open the box and bit into a piece of dango. She grimaced and spit it out on the floor. "Bleh! It's cold! Kakashi knows I like my dango slighlt warm! And it's cherry-flavored! I hate cherry! Let me guess! He told you to go to the dango shop and get some for me! But you failed to listen to what he said would meet my requirement! Ugh!"
Shikamaru sighed and listened as she went on and on.
"Women are so trouble-some..." He whispered.
Now here's the part where you read this A/N and review afterwards! Heheheh! What did you all think? I had fun writing this! Oh curse my imagination! Heheheh!
Reviews please?
Haha. Okay, so I re-read the first chappie (cuz' that's what I do) and I noticed errors. Not spelling and grammar, just general errors. I wrote 'Anko's house'. In this, she has an apartment.
Hmmm, I can't seem to remember anymore.
But give me your honest opinion on this chappie? Liked it? Loved it? Hated it? Laughed your ass off? Were you thinking what the hell am I reading? Were you disturbed? (A lot of question, I know hehe)
Okay. So for Anko's dream: I imagined Party Boy from Jackass. So, I put a crack in there and made Guy like Party Boy! Haha! IF YOU DO NOT KNOW PARTY BOY, GO ON YOUTUBE AND SEARCH UP "CHRIS PONTIUS PARTY BOY JACKASS". I love Chris Pontius. I'd marry that guy! Haha! But there are many imposters of him and reenacters so, look for the original ones. Try Party Boy in Japan(so fucking funny) try Party Boy in Tokyo(That one is hilarious but the video quality is bad) and try Pary Boy overall OR watch original Jackass episodes to see him. If I find out exactly what episodes they have the 'Party Boy Bits in, then I'll let you all know.
As for the I Like Cheese thing. Two words(- - - not those two hehe): Loiter Squad.
IIIII LIKKKKEEE CHHEEESSSE! That is my favorite show! Featuring Tyler, The Creator, Taco! Jasper! Lionel! And... That's it. Other than those people, that's all. Excluding extras. But anyways, check it out hehe.
Oh and for the song that Guy danced andstripped to is: Party Boy Theme Song(Jackass) Search it up on youtube and it sounds like something in a retro bar. I can't post the link here.
Now, as for Anko's therapy lessons: I wrote the first thing that came to mind! No lie! Haha
Next chappie features: Hinata Hyuga! Ino Yamanaka! Kakashi Hatake! And... Ton-Ton!
Crowd: Ton-Ton?
Kumi: Yeah, Ton-Ton hehe.
Anko: Oh brother. What fuckery.
Shikamaru: Even I have to agree... That will be trouble-some.
Kumi: Ya' know what Shikamaru! Ginkaru and Kinkaru should steal your soul word: Trouble-some, record it and suck you in!
Shikamaru: Huh?
Kumi: o_o *covers mouth* SORRY! Pay no attention to that comment!
Thanks For Reading!
Kumi-chan/Tobi-Is-Fluffy-Chan
Anko: And now! Welcome Kumi-chan again to sign the featured song of this chapter!
Kumi: Okay, so as a response to Anko's comment, "Damn Iruka! Knockin' on the door like you're the police!"
Here's a song!
-Rasta Voice-
*Black Cop, Black cop, what them a do? What them a do when em' step on poo poo, Black Cop Black cop, what them a do? What them a do when em' step on poo poo!*
Kumi-chan: PO PO! Is filmed on location: IN THE HOOD!
Hehe
(Loiter Squad)
See ya' Next chappie!