Sup, people! Here's the next chappie(I got A LOT of people saying that hehe) of Anko The Therapist. I don't think it's as funny as I wanted to be but that's just me! Dunn let that stop you from reading! But I say that because: It's motivational for the people featured in this chappie.
Ahh, References, References, References. I finally remembered what else I wanted to say about the last chapter. But, you can all check that out at the end of this chappie. (MUST READ, eh. Not really, but you should!)
Answers To Reviewers:
Snowkid: I warned you haha. That chappie was very, very weird and peculiar... But in a good way!... I guess.. And yes, Anko has the most craziest dreams EVER. It's normal for her to dream up things like that... Esp. Sasuke as her pet :3 Thanks! I was counting on that being funny! Thank you a lot! Eh, Shikamaru's like that hehe you gotta admit it too.
Jimmy: Hi! Haha, Thanks a lot! I know, The first time I heard 'I Like Cheese' which was when I first watched Loiter Squad, I laughed my ass off. And now, I sing that song whenever. Chouji went right along with it! It'd make you want to hate cheese from the way Tyler, Jasper, Taco and Lionel is singing it! Haha
LeMemeFox: *o* Thanks! Hehe, I'm a sucker for the word 'Epic'. Eh, no attention was needed for Iruka, he fit along with the chappie since Konohamaru's teacher. Yeahhhh, Kakashi's gonna' be up in this... Heheheh... But chu can imagine him AS a stripper right? I knoww I can ;D. Anko wanted some rest... But this may be the longest that she actually gives attention to her paitents. Haha, you'll have to read on to find out what happens *nugdes with shoulders* Eh? Eh? Haha!
Daki-kun: *claps hands* Hehe, It was that funny? Yay! Just imagine him as Party Boy, and you'll know what I mean haha! Guy-Sensei... *sighs and wonders* Lol, thanks! *o* And GOOD job on za chappie! *squeals* Ichigo!
Jerr: Lmao! *huggles* Thank chu! I'll msg cha' later! Your in the hospital! Yeah cuppy-cake! Loiter Squad! Thanksssss! Loves chu too gurhh!
Now, todays guest stars!
Kakashi Hatake! (Crowd claps loudly and cheers. He plays the most funniest role, I'd have to say)
Rock Lee! (Woo! He's funny as well, but kind of uh, kooki. Hehe, eh, he's just being himself)
Hinata Hyuuga! (Crowd goes wild. She's most motivational.)
Ino Yamanaka! (*silence*)
Ton-Ton!( Woo! Woo! Yeah! Crowd goes wild)
And our main character:
Anko Mitarashi!
Anko: Yo. Welcome to the next chapter. *eats Cinnamon Flavored Dango*
Chapter 3: Shoshu no keisha wa minikui shusei
(Deodorant Can't Fix Ugly)
Written By: Kumi-Chan/Tobi-Is-Fluffy-Chan
Starring:
Anko Mitarashi
Kakashi Hatake
Ton-Ton
Rock Lee
Ino Yamanaka
Hinata Hyuuga
Disclaimers: I OWN NOTHING! Kishimoto-sempai owns EVERYTHING!
The violet haired woman slumped over and exhaled deeply. Today had been very tedious for her... First of all, she had to attend a meeting about the Uchiha kid. Then she found out that the Dango Shop was closed, so she settled in for ramen at Ichiraku Ramen; just to be annoyed by Naruto Uzumaki... Some how she ended up in a ramen eating contest with him... And she lost. After that, curtesy of Lady Tsunade, she was sent on a D-Rank mission which was delivering a scroll to Sunagakure and after that, she STILL had much more work to do.
Therapist work that was.
Anko sighed once more and started to walk up the stairs that led to her apartment complex. She finally made it to the hallway of the complex after two flights of stairs and stopped half way to her door.
Kakashi? What the hell is he doing at my door? Anko thought. She slightly blushed, thinking of him. The Copy Ninja held a brown box in his hand and stood in an awkward postition. "I'd have to say... This is the first time I seen Kakashi... Like this..." Anko whispered to herself, scratching the nape of her neck.
Slowly walking up to her door, Kakashi abruptly turned around to face her. His one eye that was revealed, looked half-crazed... It was usually aloof looking... His onyx colored eye was blood-shot and he had heavy bags.
"Geez Kakashi... What the hell's got you looking all, uh... Weird?" The woman slurred to him as she put her key in the lock. Kakashi gave her a small smile and laughed nervously. "I hope this isn't too late... But I have a real dilemma that needs to be solved... And word on the streets are... That you are the person to come to..." He explained.
Anko stared at him for a second and slapped her forehead. With a few twists and turns, her door was unlocked and she opened it, leading the way for Kakashi.
Kicking off her sandals and taking off her large over-coat, Anko relaxed a bit before taking a seat on the couch. She pointed to the love-seat sofa and Kakashi took a seat, letting out a quiscent and heavy sigh as he felt the soft and fluffy cushions of the love-seat settle in on him. He placed the box on the glass end-table that sat in front of the two of them.
"Nice sofa..." He murmured, loud enough for her to hear. Anko gave him a quick nod and picked up the clip-board and flipped through the pages. "So... Uh, what's in the box?" She asked, with curiosity in the depths of her voice.
Kakashi carefully opened the two flaps of the card-board box and inside revealed the complete series of Icha Icha, including the spin-off series, Icha Icha 2. Anko's light brown eyes lit up with stars and she hovered over the box filled with 'Make-out Paradise' books.
"T-This is the whole series?" She questioned, gawking at the books. Kakashi nodded his head and chuckled, "Heheheh... Yes. It is. Guilty..."
Anko slapped her cheeks together and exclaimed, "No way! How did you get your hands on it! Jiraiya hasn't even released Icha Icha 2! Spill it Kakashi! Spill it!"
Kakashi smirked and shrugged his shoulders, chiming, "They're drafts from Jiraiya. Not the official... Just yet."
Anko calmed down and cleared her throat. *Ahem* "So... Why are you here?"
"Well... I wanted to get an opinion on if... If I read Icha Icha way too much."
Anko thought for a second and smirked, "Too much? No, no, no! I read Icha Icha too much! I read them as bed time stories! So there's NO way that, that is true."
Kakashi's whole face turned shades of light pink. "Well... So do I..." He lowly stated.
Anko's cheeks lit up as well and she yelled, "For real? No way! I never knew that! I mean, Iruka's lame as fuck, Asuma's TOO busy chasing after Kurenai, Genma's too busy drinking and being a pedophile and Shizune and Tsunade... Well, their always busy. You have a team, Kakashi! Yet you still have time to read Icha Icha like that?"
Kakashi chuckled again and scratched his thick head of silver hair. "Guilty, again."
Anko beamed, "Dude, you're fine!"
Kakashi grinned and blurted out, "W-Will you marry me?"
*Silence*
Anko gulped like there was a baseball stuck in her throat. Her whole face glowed colors of scarlet red and she was about to answer but, Kakashi took out one of the Icha Icha books and hugged it to his chest.
"You will? I'm the happiest man now!" He peck the cover of the book with his lips that was covered by the mask he wore and he beamed, silently to himself.
*Silence*
Anko slumped over as imaginary rocks hit her over and over on her head. "Ughhhhhh!" She groaned.
"Is there something bothering you, Anko?" Kakashi asked with a worried expression glued to his face. She nodded her head and answered, "Life."
He glanced at her for a second and placed his book back in the box. "I'll see you later, Anko." He told her as he walked to the door.
"Thanks for coming... Don't forget your compliementary lollipop... One... Per session..." She stammered.
Kakashi nodded his head and smirked, "Why of course." Before he could leave, he glanced at the empty bowl. "Anko? There's no candy in this bowl." He sighed.
So that might explain why Chouji had a lot of candy... Oh well. Kakashi thought to himself.
"Say, Anko?"
"Yes. Kakashi." She said in a monotone voice.
"Why don't we go get dango and sake together sometime?" He chimed to her.
She shrugged her shoulders and nodded her head.
"Great! Then it's a date!" He quietly told her. With those words, he left out the door.
A few seconds later, Anko jolted up and was blushing madly. "Date!" She exclaimed.
*Moments Later*
"Cho-Cho-Chouji! You stole all the fucking candy!" She yelled at the ceiling.
Anko sighed heavily and fanned herself. "Damn it's hot in here... Let me crack open a window..." She whispered to herself. Standing up from her seat and stretching, Anko made her way to the large window and pried it open. She closed her eyes and smiled at the breeze that flowed in.
-Thump-
Anko's eye's snapped open just to reveal none other than Rock Lee. She winced and fell back on the hard-wood floors, landing flat on her butt. Anko glared and ranted, "What the fuck do you think you're doing? Jumping on the window seal and everything! Ever heard of a door? And why are you dressed exactly like G-Guy?"
Rock Lee placed his hands on his hips and apologized, "My apologies, Anko-sama! I am a student of Guy-Sensei! We're youthful!" Rock Lee them gave her a 'thumbs up' and flashed her that SAME one million dollar smile that Guy would give to her and others.
Anko twitched and she yelled, "Okay, first of fucking all, Stop smiling like that! It reminds me of Guy... So much. Second of all, what are you two? Brothers? Twins? Third of all, I ask you AGAIN! Why didn't you use the damn door! Are you not human?"
Rock Lee pouted and then beamed to her, "Guy-Sensei thinks that doors are lame! Entering through windows is what's cool now-a-days!"
Anko narrowed her eyes, "No! It's not fucking cool! You scared the shit out of me! Not literally... But almost... What are you here for?"
Rock Lee jumped off the window seal and strutted over to the love-seat sofa. "I am here... FOR LESSONS ON HOW TO BE COOL!" Rock Lee announced, clenching his right fist and giving Anko the most determined look. His eyes sparkled and he teared up.
All the violet haired woman did was face-palm.
"You could atleast help me up, ya' know! I landed straight on MY ASS!" She screeched, as she pursed her lips at the boy.
"My apologies, Anko-sama!" Rock Lee apologized again as he ran over to help her up. Anko stood up and started to rub her butt as a way to soothe the sting she got. Peering in the long mirrior that hung on the door leading into her bedroom, Anko pouted and whined, "Because of that fall... My ass looks flat! Now how am I gonna' tease Iruka and impress Kakashi!"
Rock Lee's expression:
(._.)
"Hmph! Let's get this over with..." She trailed off, plopping down on the couch. Her light brown eyes widened and she jumped up. Her butt stung VERY BAD. Taking a fluffy pillow and sitting on it, she shifted around trying to find a comfortable spot.
"I want to be cool! Just like Sasuke! And I want to win the heart of the love of my life!... Sakura Haruno!" He announced once again. This time his eyes lit up in flames.
"Oh... The fuckery..." She sighed as she rolled her eyes. Anko crossed her arms over her chest and squinted her eyes. "You really, really want to know how to be cool from my perspective and point of view?" She question in a serious and solemn tone. Rock Lee nodded his head quickly and brought out a scroll and a pencil.
"How to be Cool from Anko-sama's perspective and point of- - Can I just write the acronym P.O.V, Anko-sama?" He asked, pausing his writing. Anko glared and snapped, "What the fuck are you doing?"
"Taking notes!" He beamed, giving her a 'thumbs up'. She clicked her tongue in annoyance and snatched the scroll and pencil from Rock Lee, and tossed it out the window.
"Taking notes is for noobs and fuckers. That's not cool. And another thing, why fall for Sakurako? I mean... No offense to the chick but that forehead is huge and she's too infatuated with the Uchiha kid. Plus there is this annoying bitter rivalry that she has with the blonde... Mino or something like that... Uh, Ino! That's her name." Anko slurred, leaning on the arm of the couch. "Plus that Uchiha kid isn't that cool. Why be like him?"
"Sakura's name is Sakura, not Sakurako... All of the girls fawn and become infatuated by him! He's so cool! So what do I do to become like him?" Lee asked, bringing out a note-pad and pen this time.
Anko gawked at him for at least a minute and then sassed, "Guy look alike. This is a fucking therapist office. Not some fucking mentor shit."
Lee pursed his lips and remarked, "Actually... This is just your house. And you seem to be very unyouthful with that mouth of yours. Maybe you should listen to one of Guy-Sensei's Youthful Speeches! And attend his Youthful classes! You'll learn a lot, Anko-sama!"
The violet haired woman smirked and retorted, "There's no way to get you down and make you leave is there? ... Well, I suppose this is a problem. Okay. First of all, you can't cry at my critque or comments. Trust me, from your fucking appearance, you'll need to listen. And my comments are coming to you harsh. Got it?"
Rock Lee nodded his head and bowed, "Thank You Anko-sama! I am truly in your debt!"
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... Kid, you better take good notes." She told him.
Anko stood up and started to pace around the couch. "Your hair. What the hell is up with it? What the fuck did you do, huh? Get a bowl, place it on your head and cut your hair with scissors?" She questioned. Rock Lee sweat-dropped and laughed nervously. "How did you know?" He asked, writing down everything she said.
"Oh... The extreme fuckery..." She whined, slumping over.
"So does this mean my hair isn't cool?" He questioned. Anko nodded and Rock Lee wrote down, "My hair isn't cool."
"Do I have to make it like Sasuke's for it to be cool? I think I can get a hair cut and slick some gel on- - -"
"No! Why on fucking earth would you want your hair to look like a duck's ass? Rock Lee, just lose the damn Bowl-Cut. It's not cool. Or cute. Plus you resemble Guy, too much... I thought you were him for a second. I was about to push you out that damn window and run for my life... Ya' See... Say you were to kiss a girl, right? You'd look too much like Guy... And the girl would be traumatized because she'd think that she just kissed him..." Anko explained.
Rock Lee started to write again and looked up at her. "Now, those damn eyebrows of yours. Too fucking bushy. There are wax treatments ya' know."
"Wax treatments..." He wrote down.
"That horrible jump-suit. And that color green. What the hell were you thinking?" Rock Lee shrugged his shoulders and continued to take notes.
"Lastly, that fucking youthful shit. It's weird."
"Being youthful is... Weird?" He questioned.
"Not really... Just the way you and Guy mention it." Anko retorted. She took a seat and slurred, "You need serious work and a little make over."
Rock Lee nodded his head and espied, "After taking in all of these notes, I concluded that I am nothing like Sasuke Uchiha! But with hard work and determination, including youthfulness, I will become cool... Just like him!"
Anko rolled her eyes and remarked, "Like the experts such as myself say, Deodorant Can't Fix Ugly. Which means just applying one thing doesn't change the facts. In lighter meaning for the retards and complete idiots, putting on deodorant doesn't change the fact that you're ugly. It just makes you smell better. Get it?"
Rock Lee thought for a second and gave her smile, "Yes. I get it... So I have to put on more than just deodorant and gel to make myself more handsome and cool!"
Anko twitched and grasped clumps of her hair, "No! No! No! You- You... Ugh! Being like Uchiha doesn't make you cool! And-And... Oh forget it! Just forget it! Have a nice fucking day and do NOT come again. And if you see Chouji, tell the fatass to pay me 200 ryo for the fucking candy!" Anko ranted.
Rock Lee gave her 'thumbs up' and flashed her the "Guy-Sensei Smile".
"You can count on my youthful self to deliever the messege to Chouji! Thank you for such a meaningful session, Anko-sama!" Rock Lee started to cry just like Guy and he grasped her hands, leaning on one knee, "You are so youthful and amazing! Such a nice and intelligent teacher! Amazing! I will take all of this knowledge and apply it to myself!" Anko rolled her eyes and slurred, "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah."
Rock Lee leaped up and jumped out the window.
*Sigh*
Finally that kid is gone... It's like talking to a brick wall... The violet haired woman thought to herself.
She sighed once again and leaned back into the cushions of the couch, cocking her head back and staring at the ceiling.
-Knock, Knock, Knock-
"E-Excuse me? A-Anko Mitarashi-sempai? I-It's Hinata Hyuuga... I'm here f-for a Therapy S-Session..." Hinata quietly said.
"Come in, the door's open." Anko simply said.
The door slowly opened and in walked a blushing Hinata. "I-I apologize... For t-this being on such a short notice..." She said in a hushed tone again. Hinata bowed her head and glanced through her bangs at Anko. She started to play around with her fingers and stared at the floor.
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. It's fine. Come. Sit." Anko sheepishly replied, pointing to the love-seat sofa. Hinata walked over and sat down, staring at her hands that rested in her lap.
Anko yawned and aloofly stared at the Hyuuga. "So what are ya' here for?"
Hinata was silent for a moment and gulped, "I-I... I-I... I think I am overly shy... D-Do you have any tips on how to be c-confident? I mean... I see g-girls like Sakura Haruno a-and Ino Yamanaka... Including T-Temari of The S-Sand and T-Ten-Ten... They are so confident and very vivacious... I-I think I want to become like that... Also... I have a major crush on someone..." She trailed off, blushing madly. Hinata blushed so hard that it spread all the way to her neck. You'd think that she had a huge and heavy fever.
"Okay, first of all, you gotta' break the damn studdering. Second of all, why do you wanna' be like Sakurako Haruno and uh, Mino, I mean Ino Yamanaka? Do you want to be all loud, obnoxious and have a bitter rivalry with someone?"
"N-No..." Hinata whispered on the verge of tears. "I-I... I-I'm sorry..." She murmured.
Anko face-palmed and sighed, "What are ya' apologizing for? You did nothing wrong. I mean, I'm just saying. You should just be yourself. And please don't tell me you got a crush on Sasuke Uchiha like every girl in Konoha."
Hinata shook her head 'no' and wiped a small tear that formed in the corner of her left eye.
"Don't cry, kay'? There really ios nothing to be afraid of or to be ashamed of. Just relax and make eye-contact. It's rude not to. Plus, I'd like to know who it is you like to be exact. Or else, I can't help you and it'd just be a waste or your time and definetly a waste of my fucking time." Anko cracked her neck and cracked her fingers, sitting up and staring at Hinata.
Hinata shook nervously and looked Anko in her light brown eyes. "I... I... I like... N-Naruto..." She admitted.
Anko smirked and nodded her head. "I could sense that you did... Hmm, it's also obvious that you need to break your shell and tear down that brick wall of yours... Everyone has flaws, cuz' we're all human. But you gotta' work on somethings. It's cute to blush... But Naruto's a bit dim-witted. So I can tell that he'd think that you have a fever or something. Plus, he is a little impatient shit-head, so you'll have to learn how to get to the point when you talk to him. Ya' know... I find it such a surprise that you like him... After all, most of the villiage did shun and treat him like shit before... But that's changed now, I guess. So try to conquer his heart! He could really use a chick like you, Hinata!" Anko chimed, flashing Hinata a warm smile.
Hinata smiled back and bowed her head, "Thank you..." She whispered.
"You also gotta' know what he likes. Do you know?" Anko questioned, sitting criss-cross on her couch.
"N-Naruto love ramen and the color orange..." She told Anko.
"Ramen, eh. Well everyone knows that. You should try to support his beliefs and stuff. Now about your confidence, I'm not gonna' recommend the corny shit that other therapists tell you to do like write down a list of special talents and shit like that. And I'm also not gonna' make you do exercises and all of that crap. Just be yourself, smile and learn to talk without studdering. Like, get to the point when you talk instead of stalling and flustering. Kay'? Do all of that and you should be good." The violet haired woman told her.
Hinata smiled and bowed her head. "Thank you... A lot, Anko-sempai."
Anko nodded her head and waved Hinata off. "Okay, yeah, Thanks for coming, blah, blah, blah. See ya'. We're all out of lollipops and candy too. So bye."
Hinata smiled and left out the door.
"Excuse me, Hinata" yelled Ino as she burst into Anko's apartment.
"Oh goodie. Mino's here." Anko sarcastically beamed. "Woop-de-doo."
"It's Ino." Ino said through gritted teeth.
"I'm sorry, Mino. Did you say something?"
Ino rolled her cerulean colored eyes and sat down on the love-seat sofa.
"I have a major problem! Do I really look like a pig? How do I win Sasuke over? Do I portray myself as the dumb blonde? This s a crisis! Please, Anko-chan help me!" Ino panicked.
"Anko-chan? No, no, no. None of that girly shit, please. And one fucking problem at a time. Damn!" Anko hollered, pouting a bit.
Ino inhaled and exhaled deeply and played around with her blonde and short ponytail. "I heard that Sasuke liked girls with long hair... So I grew my hair out... But then I cut it. Do you think that was wise to do?" Ino question, glancing at Anko with uneasy eyes. Anko pinched her temples and whined, "Not another 'win Uchiha' over conversation... Look, kittie. Does it look like I know what the hell the Uchiha boy likes? I'm not some pedophile snake lady who prays on younger men. If you'd like to know... I like my men hot and older..."
Ino's eyes widened and she blurted out, "You're... A cougar?"
Anko gave her a death glare and shouted, "No! I do NOT like old geezers! I like men like Kakashi and maybe Iruka! Not... Ugh! Why the hell am I telling this to you?"
"Look, I'll give you the same advice that I gave to Sakurako or whatever pinkie's name was. Go lesbian for a while. Then the Uchiha will get turned on and he'll chase after you... Heheheh... It works... On some people..." Anko advised, getting a perverted look engraved in the features of her face. She scratched her thick head of violet colored hair and smirked smugly.
"Go lesbian? Bleh!... Wait a minute... How do you know it works...?" Ino retorted as she tilted her head in wonderinf fascination.
Anko's smirked turned into a frown and she yelled, "N-Nevermind that! Just uh... Do something... Um, find out what the Uchiha kid likes, other than the long hair and shit. Pssh, if you ask me. I think he's homo or something. Either that or he just doesn't like girls... But beware... He might have a fetish for licking things, now..." Anko licked the palm of her hand and stared at the ceiling.
"Licking? Why?" Ino asked again.
All Anko did was shrug her shoulders and she retorted, "I dunno. You ask him yourself..."
But she knew they answer to that question. Being bitten by Orochimaru was the answer... He'd get some snake-like habits going on soon enough.
Ino nodded her head and left out the door.
The violet-haired woman exhaled and she rose up from her couch, stretching her tired muscles. "What a day..." She blurted out.
-Knock! Knock! Knock!-
She glanced at the clock that rested on a small table. It said: 10:05 p.m.
"I'm closed!" Anko shouted.
"This is very important, Mitarashi-san!" Shizune said, with urgency in her voice.
-oink-
Shizune happened to be carrying Ton-Ton as well. Anko slumped over and yawned, opening the door.
"Yeah?" She said waiting for Shizune to say something.
"Right! Ton-Ton has been acting very weird after spending a day with Lady Tsunade. I'd like for you to give her some therapy, please." Shizune explained, holding out Ton-Ton to Anko.
Anko slurred, "Give Therapy. To a pig?"
Shizune nodded and gave her a faint smile.
"Come in..." She trailed off. "But make this quick..."
Shizune nodded and paced into the apartment, setting Ton-Ton on the love-seat sofa and she stood next to the arm of her couch.
"Explain what happened, Ton-Ton." Shizune told to her pig.
Ton-Ton nodded and started to noise, "Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink."
The pig paused for a moment and sighed before continuing, "Oink, oink! OINK! Oink! Oink, snort, Oink."
"Okay, I understood nothing Ton-Ton said. So uh, translate? Cuz' I do NOT speak pig." Anko sighed, stating the obvious.
Shizune nodded and explained, "Well, Lady Tsunade and Ton-Ton spent the day together while I ran errands. So... Lady Tsunade had a few drinks of sake and she tolded Ton-Ton that she was going to make her into bacon... So now Ton-Ton is creeped out as well as frightened..."
Anko glanced at the ceiling of her apartment and simply said, "That won't ever happen. Get over it, Ton-Ton. She was just being humorous but failed to get a few laughs or snorts from you. Simple as that."
Ton-Ton nodded her head and hopped into Shizune's arms. "Thank You, Mitarashi-san. And Lady Tsunade has informed me that you will get a reward of some kind, after treating everyone in Konoha who is in need of your expertise and help." Shizune said, walking to the door. "Ton-Ton and I wish you a good night."
Anko sighed as they left and locked her door, heading to take a shower. Boy, was she glad the day ended.
Hey! Hehe, how was this chappie? Funny? Not funny? Okay? Did ja like it? Did you hate it? I would love to hear honest opinions! So please review! Hehe!
Oh yessuh and I wanna thank everyone who reviewed as well as favored and alerted!
Is this chappie late in getting updated? I planned on updating every three day... But for some reason, I've been sleeping ALL day but I've been up ALL night. My sleeping conditions has changed, oddly. I apologize to anyone that I delayed, any P/Ms I delayed as well. So today, I woke up at exactly 7:55am and I had a HUGE cup of DELICIOUS coffee and I jammed to some music and wrote this and typed it! Hehe.
*sings*
I fly like paper, get high like planes, if you catch at the border I got VISA's in ma name!
*smiles* That's that Paperplanes by M.I.A, haha!
Now, references!
Jiraiya's speech about women and his stature from last chapter. Who can forget that? Naruto,(Not Naruto Shippuden) episode 84, before Jiraiya "battles" Itachi and Kisame of the Akatsuki! (Love them both)
PO-PO song: From Loiter Squad people! It came from the PO-PO bit with Tyler, The Creator and it was either Lionel or Jasper. They filmed a parody of 'Cops' the television show/documentary. I love me some Loiter Squad.
And that's all I think. See, I forgot again, haha.
*wonders*
Anyways, Thanks For Reading!
Reviews, pweddy pwease? Hehe! And I'll try to update in the next three days!
Next chappie's guests: The snot kid that's apart of Rookie 9 with Konohamaru and Moegi, I forgot his name (Shame on Me), starts with a 'U' I think? I'll figure it out. Then there's Asuma Sarutobi, Neiji Hyuuga and anyone else you all want to see? Tell me in a review! Haha! Oh and I might put in that date with Kakashi and Anko! *winks* or should it wait til' later? Tell me people! Tell me what chu all want!
Thanks for Reading!
Kumi-Chan/Tobi-Is-Fluffy-Chan
P.S: I have a lot on my hands so if I don't keep my promise of an update in 3 days, then scold me as much as you all want! I promise I won't rant at you or tell you off!
*Looks Innocently*
Hehe, I'm also busy working on new chapters for my other stories as well as upcoming oneshots, but most importantly getting Love, Jashin and other Sh*t back up and running. This story and that one are my main priorties right now.