Hey people! Here is the next INSANE chappie of Anko the Therapist. Chapter number four! And I say insane, because it is insane! Not to mention weird, peculiar and humorous! I promise that! And it has been FOUR days since I last update! I apologize! I needed time to think this one through!
And we have MANY more guests than before! Many more people making appearances! Heheheh! You'll all find out whom exactly! Haha!
Reviewers:
Disco Beat That's Disco Baby: Woah! Annabel! Long time no see OR talk! How's chur journey been? Chu doing well? And thanks! Haha! Canada is awesome and I DO NOT just say that because I'm Canadian... It's awesome, kay'? Take Care, chick! Oh and thanks! You might like this chappie!
Jimmy: I have to agree with ya' dude. Last chapter wasn't my best... But I worked on this one and it might just meet your expectations this time! Hehe!
Daki-Kun: *Gasps* Chu changed your name? It took me a while to think who that was lol! But I likeyyy! Thanks! Oh, you might just laugh your ass off with this chapter! It's as weird as chapter 2... Hahaha!
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Now, today's Guest stars!
Genma! (Hehe... He's a LITTLE OOC just for the beginning...)
Kakashi Hatake! (Crowd goes wild)
Iruka Umino! (Crowd Claps)
NARUTO UZUMAKI! (Everyone goes wild, cheers their lungs out and claps until their hands BURN)
Neiji Hyuuga- - (Crowd cheers)
Kumi: Hey! I didn't get to finish!
Crowd: ?
*Neiji rolls his eyes*
Neiji: My COUSIN! Not me! MY COUSIN! Why on earth would I have problems? Why on earth would I go to a therapist... Like her? No offense.
Anko: Eh, None taken. Yo, Kumi, continue on.
Asuma Sarutobi! (Crowd cheers)
And SURPRISE guests! WHO WILL NOT BE REVEALED RIGHT now... Hehehe!
And our main character!
Anko Mitarashi!
Anko: Hey. Welcome to the damn chaotic and insane (insanely funny) chapter four of Anko (Yeah, that's me!) The Therapist.
Chapter 4: Odoroki no Ninja!
(Surprise Ninja!)
Written By: Kumi-Chan/Tobi-Is-Fluffy-Chan
Starring:
Anko Mitarashi
Etc
Disclaimers: I do NOT own anything! Kishimoto-sempai owns it all! Except the following: Stuff.
*Huff, Huff*
Damn it! Which room did she stay in again! Panicked the man with shoulder-length dark brown hair. He continued to sprint down the hallway of Mitarashi's complex, with him on his tail. Genma's brown eyes darted to the wooden door and he stopped, immediately, banging on the door.
"C'mon Anko! Open up! I need your help!" He shouted. The door swung open, just to reveal an elderly, old woman. Her turquoise colored eyes widened and her mouth hit the floor. The bags under her eyes disappeared and her wrinkled face, gained even more wrinkles. "O-Oh my! Oh my gawd! Who- Who the hell are you? Who is Anko?" She shouted. The woman stared down at Genma's naked body and her eyes narrowed. "Pervert! Pervert! Curse the damn young generation these days!" She reached for her cane and attempted to whack the young man with it, but he evaded the attack and held his hands up in defense.
"Look old lady! I thought this was Mitarashi's apartment! C'Mon! C-Chill out! There is a highly -ouch- explanation -ouch- for why I am naked!" Explained Genma, as she finally got the opportunity to beat the shit out of him with her cane.
"Where are you, motha'-fucker? Where are you?" Called out the elderly man. His voice sounded hard, cynical. He raced down the hall and stopped, pointing to a Genma, getting whacked with a cane. "I found you!" He shouted.
Genma's eyes widened and he screamed, running further down the hall. All of a sudden, a door busted open and out stepped a really annoyed Anko Mitarashi. She rubbed the sleepiness from her eyes and slurred, "What the hell is all that damn racket? Can't a woman get some sleep around here?" Genma stepped in front of Anko and shouted, "Anko! You gotta' help me! Let me in!"
"Genma...?" She assumed. The violet-haired woman opened her eyes and yawned, looking down at his manhood. She smirked and slurred again, "Oh, what a weird dream... Hehe... Genma... Naked."
Genma's eyes widened and he groped Anko's breasts. She let out a high pitched scream and yelled, "So this isn't a fucking dream?... GENMA! WHY THE HELL are you running around NAKED!"
"No time to explain! Let me in!" He yelped, glancing down the hall, at the man who chased after him. He was now walking, not running... Menacingly!
Anko followed where Genma's petrified gaze rested and her eye-brow winked up. "Who's the fucker, walking menacingly down the hall?... And why is he dressed like tha- - -" She started to say.
"Never mind that Anko! Let me in your FUCKING apartment! I said I'll explain later!" Anko rolled her light brown eyes and sassed, "Fine... Come in..." She walked back into her apartment and Genma followed, quickly shutting the door.
"So you wanna' explain what the hell is going on...? And why are you so, loud and scared-looking? That's not how you are..." She said.
Genma took a deep breath and he sat down on Anko's love-seat sofa, placing the medium sized pillow over his manhood area. "Yes, I know... I'm usually relaxed and calm... But that guy... So damn creepy... Anyways, a while back, I met a girl at a bar and we took it to the next level... Turns out this whole time, she's been married." He articulated, in his usual relaxed and laid-back tone.
Anko nodded her head and gave him a 'Tsk, Tsk, Tsk'. "See, I warned you men not to pick up floozies at the bar... Now that jackass out there is fucking angry. Lemme' guess, he finally returned home, just to find you in bed with his wife." Anko hissed, narrowing her eyes at Genma.
Genma rested his elbow on the arm of the love-seat sofa and he laid his head down on the palm of his hand, sighing and nodding 'Yes'.
Anko's accusation was confirmed and she walked into the kitchen, taking out a full bottle of sake, pouring the liquid into two glass cups.
"I could really use a drink..." He whispered. The violet-haired woman handed the cup full of sake to him and also gave him a senbon from out of her holster that was laid down on the counter-top.
"Thanks." He murmured, taking a long and meaningful sip from the drink.
Anko nodded her head and sighed, "Yeah. Whatever."
All of a sudden, her door burst open. The man who was extremely tanned, had jet-black hair, hairy arms and big buck teeth, glared daggers at both Anko and Genma. His eyes were the color of brown. Not just any brown. What Anko liked to call, "Shit Brown."
Her lips curved into an amused smile and she crossed her arms over her chest.
The tanned man wore many articles of clothing, which was flare-legged hamakas (pants), a tank top, kimono top, a vest, and a white colored robe, a large over coat, some socks and standard wooden sandals. And on top of his balding head, was a turban head-dress.
His facial features were quite muscular, he had a small beard growing and a large mole resting on top of his forehead.
His eyes were blood-shot and he looked half-crazed.
Taking in all of his appearance, Anko finally burst out laughing; hesterically at that.
Finally, the man seethed through gritted teeth, "What is this?"
Anko wiped a tear that formed in the corner of her left eyes and sighed heavily asking, "Can I help you?"
The man reached in his pocket and took out a piece of plastic. He held it in the air and glared at Genma. "Yes, what is this? This is whack! You getting jiggy wit' my wife, eh? Where's your damn wife, mother-fucker?" Anko snickered and started to say, "Genma has no wife. This is my apartment, so you know- - -"
The man interrupted Anko and yelled, "You look like this playa-hater's wife! Give me my damn wife back right now and why he use plastic on her? Huh?"
Anko smirked and burst out laughing again, sighing, "Look dude, Genma isn't my husband and that what's in your hand is a condom. People use it to have protected sex. So, how do you know it was Genma's huh? Is it yours? Genma you used that?" She explained and asked to the both of them. Genma shook his head 'no' as fast as he could.
"I don' use no damn plastic! Kiss my ass, so what?" The man sassed.
The violet-haired woman held up her hands and said, "Okay, okay, calm your loud ass DOWN. Lemme' see that plastic." She grabbed a tissue and took the condom from him and held it up in the air, just to reveal a huge chunk of the condom ripped off. "Damn, sir... Hehe, what, have you been chewing on this shit before you got here?" Anko inquired, smirking a bit.
The man narrowed his eyes and ranted, "Bullshit, mother-fucker! Do you know who you are fucking with?"
The violet-haired woman started to rub her chin, in deep thought.
"Your Guy-Sensei..." She guessed.
"No. Mother-fucker!"
"Some guy who lives in Sunagakure?"
"Try again, Mother-fucker!"
"Orochimaru in disguise."
"Try again, Mother-fucker!"
Anko rolled her eyes and thought one more time, chiming,
"Just an ugly ass, heavy dressing mother-fucker who is annoying the shit out of me, at this very moment!"
The guy clenched his fist and pointed a finger at Anko, hissing, "I'll go postal on this mother-fucker!"
Anko slapped her forehead and placed her hands on her curvy hips, sighing, "Man, get your hostile ass out of my damn apartment. The door's that way." She pointed to the wooden door and waved him away.
With slow steps, he turned around and scowled at Anko and Genma. Before he was about to leave, he took the liberty of knocking down the small book-shelve near the door and whispered loud enough for her to hear, "Ol' bitch."
He also happens to say that at the same time as Asuma Sarutobi walked in. The man was too busy glaring at Anko, he ended up bumping into Asuma. "Get the hell out of here!" He shouted, grabbing the man's collar of his over-coat.
He stared into Asuma's dark eyes and started to shake, whimpering, "I-It's okay! I just scold my wife and use plastic for now on. I can get jiggy with this!" Asuma rolled his eyes and threw him out the door.
"D-Don't hit me! I'm just a bitch ass man with a cheating wife! Don't hurt me!" He exclaimed, retreating away.
Asuma kicked the door shut behind him and walked over to the love-seat sofa, sitting next to the naked Genma. He glanced at Genma and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
Anko answered for him. "This guy over here's been dating that bitch ass man's wife and he finally got caught. So that dude who you just scared the shit out of, chased him around, naked! And he oh, so decided to come here and then that fucktard started ranting out at me about his damn wife!... Plus he said mother-fucker... A lot..."
Asuma nodded his head and slapped Genma on the back, "Tough luck..."
"Genma... I'm going to say this once..." Never get me in some shit like that ever again."
*Moments Later*
"So, what brings you here, Asuma?" Inquired Anko, as she examined her clear-polished finger nails.
Asuma hesitated for a moment, scratching his head full of black and slightly spiky hair. "W... Well, I have a problem, which is talking to Kuranai and asking her out... You know?" He finally admitted.
Anko's lips curved into a smug grin and she exclaimed, "Of course! I know that's the only reason that you'd come here, to my therapy. Enlighten me on what's been happening, Asuma."
Asuma sighed and took out a cigarette and a lighter, "You mind?"
Mitarashi shrugged her shoulders and sighed, "Knock yourself out.". As he lit the cigarette, he then got to explaining, "Well... When I'm around Kuranai... I just feel... Different. I really, really like her a lot. I mean she's beautiful, intelligent, has a good sense of humor and a nice body... Just don't tell her I said that." After those words, he took a small huff from the cigarette and released the fumes.
"Well, just be natural." Anko simply said. Asuma shook his head over and over and questioned, "What the hell is natural?"
She rolled her light brown eyes and combed her fingers through her thick ponytail and murmured, "You and Iruka are similar to each other when it comes to impressing a girl... Say, Asuma. I can't help ya' now... So come back later, with Kuranai."
Asuma's eyes widened and he yelped with an astonished expression, "W-With Kuranai?... ! You've got to be kidding me, Anko!"
He face-palmed, earning a smug smile from her. "Nope! I'm not kidding! Bring her here, later on, kay'? Now buh-bye! Have a nice fucking day and you know, the usual..." Anko chimed, showing him to the door.
She let out an exhausted sigh as he closed the door and she then smirked. Her eyes darted to the clock that hung on the wall which read: 11:45 a.m.
All she had was three hours left until her and Kakashi were going to go out. Anko was extremely excited... Not to mention extremely nervous. She had little butterflies, flying around in the lower pit of her stomach.
I guess... I always like Kakashi like this... She thought.
Just then, there was a knock at her door. Anko was reluctant to answer, but she still did. It was none other than Neiji Hyuuga. He had a small and respective smile on his pale face and he bowed his head in the presence of Anko.
"Good after noon, Mitarashi-Sama." He remarked to her. Anko nodded her head, reprimanding, "Oh, hey Hyuuga. What brings you here?"
Neiji smiled and held out a small box. Anko closed on eye and pointed to the box.
"It's a gift of cinnamon-rolled dango, topped with sweet custard sauce, Mitarashi-Sama. It's a gift from the Hyuuga household. Just the way you like it... Slightly warm and packed with flavor." He explained, handing her the small gift.
A blissful and satisfied smile crept into the features of Anko's face and she rejoiced, "Really? Thanks a lot! And why are you- - - wait a minute, what's the catch?"
Neiji sweat-dropped and smirked modestly with chagrin. "Well... My little cousin is in need of therapy."
The violet-haired woman stomped the floor and shouted, "I knew it! I just knew it!"
The Hyuuga held his hands up, trying to calm her down and he laughed nervously, "Well you see... He's been a bit peculiar and zoned out, ma'am. Please do understand! We though he could use some of your negativity and harsh thought just to snap him back into reality."
Anko paused her anger for just a second and scoffed, "Negativity..."
"Wait... So this means I get to say whatever to the kid? Anything?"
Neiji nodded his head.
Anko grinned deviously and she rubbed her hands together, chuckling like a maniac. "Let the torture begin! Bring the brat inside my dungeon!"
Neiji's eyebrows furrowed and he inhaled and exhaled, snapping his fingers. Down the hall came sauntering a little boy who looked to be about nine years old. He was very pale-skinned, a little lighter than Neiji, had the same ultra-violet colored eyes that every Hyuuga had and he had dull brown hair that was short. The boy also happened to wear big glasses and he had light pink cheeks.
His facial expression was just plain... Dull. He looked like he was in a daze and just looked to be really introverted and basically dead. He resembled the 'Walking Dead'. He wore a small, basic kimono top with light purple shorts and standard sandals that he continuously dragged against the wooden floors of the hall way.
Anko's devious look faded and her expression twisted into confusion and plain boredom.
"Gee Hyuuga... I didn't know the kid was like that." She noted, crossing her arms.
"Well... He is..." He trailed off.
Five minutes later, the boy finally made it to her door and slumped over, staring at a small ant the crawled on the floor. "Renji Hyuuga? This is Anko Mitarashi. She is going to talk to you and give you therapy. Okay?" Neiji slowly told the boy. Renji slowly nodded and then quietly said, "Okay... B-But when she is done doing whatever she is about to do... Am I allowed to use my palms on her?... And possibly injure her?"
Anko's eyes widened and she was about to rant off and blow up a storm but Neiji gave her a look and he whispered, "No, Renji. She is assisting you. Trust me, she is very nice so there is no need to... I'll be back to pick you up in a little while. So relax as well." The little boy nodded his head and walked inside the apartment, looking around.
Anko crossed her arms over her chest and glared sternly at Neiji.
"Well, I will indeed be back to pick him up later... And whatever you do... Don't kill him." Neiji advised, transporting away. Anko glared and walked inside her apartment, closing the door shut behind her.
Renji was by the love-seat sofa, turning the lamp on and off, on and off. Anko rushed over to him, sassing, "What are ya' trying to do? Kill my electricity?"
Renji looked up at her, fixing his glasses back in the right position on his face and he calmly retorted, "No... But I would not mind killing that ant that is about to climb on the box filled with dango..."
Anko rolled her eyes for the millionth time today and sighed, "Yeah. Go ahead and bring it here when you are done."
Renji returned seconds later, setting the box of dumplings on the table, sighing as well, "its okay. No ant got in the box."
The violet-haired woman nodded her head and pried open the box, picking up a stick of the cinnamon-rolled dumpling. She licked her slightly chapped lips at the sweet laid out before her.
Taking a bite, Anko moaned at the taste, savoring the warm and cinnamon-flavored dumpling with each chew.
Renji sat down on the love-seat sofa and leaned back into the cushions, whispering, "You never know if the dango is poisoned..."
Anko stopped chewing and spit out the remaining pieces that were in her mouth and yelled, "Poisoned!"
Renji let out a sigh and shook his head 'no'.
"It was a joke." He simply retorted.
"Ha."
"Ha."
His expression:
(-.-)
Anko twitched at his monotone laughter and she thought, Okay, this brat is totally creeping me out...
"My sempai likes you." He blurted out, scratching his light and dull brown locks.
Anko was about to say something but Renji said again, "His name is Iruka. He thinks your boobs are huge."
Anko was about to reply but Renji blurted out again, "I will use my Byakugan to peek through your shirt and see your breasts. Iruka-sempai said he would want to do that."
Anko's eyes widened and she giggled nervously, "Heheh... Gee, Renji... You sure are..." She couldn't even finish her sentence.
Renji pointed to the couch that she sat on and sighed, "That looks like the couch that Gramma' threw up on..."
Mitarashi nodded her head quickly and yelled, "N-Neiji!"
"Cousin cannot hear you... Stupid." Sassed Renji.
"Ahahaha..." Anko laughed fakery again, shifting uncomfortably on her couch. "Look... Kid... Um, is there any particular reason that you are... Being like this?"
Renji smiled and then frowned, "Not that I know of."
Anko nodded her head and leaned forward, offering, "Uh, want some dango?"
"It is poisoned. I told you that before... But it was a joke. No thank you. I hate cinnamon."
Anko sighed and looked around her apartment, attempting to find a way to get distracted until Neiji returned to pick the kid up.
A few minutes later, her attempt for distraction failed.
All of a sudden, a light bulb went off in her head.
Sleeping with my eyes closed! Duh!
"I know how... To sleep with my eyes closed, too." Renji bawled, playing around with his fingers. "W-Wait... Uh, how did you know- - -"
"That... Is something... That you do not need to know." He quietly said. Renji hopped off of the sofa and sighed, stating the obvious, "It seems like I am not receiving any therapy, any time soon... I think I will just go in your room and play with your underwear... I mean, explore your room."
Anko had no idea what to say. She was creped out, confused, lost, including a bit scared. She had no choice but to shrug him off and let him do him.
*Later On*
"So... Uh, how are you doing, Kakashi?" Asked Anko. She scratched the nape of her neck, staring at the ground as her and Kakashi walked through the busy streets of Konoha.
The Copy Ninja shrugged his shoulders and smirked under his mask, "Eh, I've been good? Heheh, you know it's only been a lot of hours since I last saw you... So not much has actually happened... And I'm sorry again for being late... Heheh... I'm known to lose track of time..."
"Oh."
That was all she could say. A heavy sigh escaped her lips. Anko... Like before was extremely nervous and excited at the same time.
They walked on for what seemed like forever until they reached a bar. "Well, here we are." Kakashi quietly chimed, opening the door for Anko. She quietly thanked him and walked on inside the restaurant, grabbing a seat at a booth. Kakashi followed suit and sat in a seat across from her. Their eyes met for a second and quickly looked away from each other.
She could tell... Kakashi was just as nervous as her. "Waiter! I'll take sake!" Anko yelled, flashing Kakashi a smug smile. He raised his hand in the air and shouted, "Yes. Same for me. Sake. Matter of fact, bring a whole bottle. My date and I enjoy... Drinking." Anko had to laugh.
As soon as the waiter returned with their ice-cold bottle of sake, Anko grabbed a cup and poured it all the way to the top, and chugged it all down. She hiccupped when she swallow and exhaled, leaning back into the booth's chair.
"That really hit the spot..." She murmured. Kakashi smiled and chirped, "You know... If you abuse the liquor, I might just have to take advantage of the situation and rape you... It could also be a good time fore me to try out some of those scenes in Icha Icha..."
Anko gulped, blushing madly and nearly choked on her second cup of sake "W-What? D-Do what?"
"Just joking! Just joking!" He beamed, chuckling a bit and scratching his head.
Anko sweat-dropped and slumped over, nodding her head.
"Anko? Is something the matter?" Kakashi asked, leaning down to get a look in her eyes. Anko quickly pinched them shut and laughed nervously, "No! No! Nothing's wrong!" She pointed to a silly smile on her face and continued, "See! Everything's fine! Hahaha..."
Kakashi nodded his head and chimed, "Alright!" He pulled down his mask, taking a small sip from his cup of sake.
Wow... Kakashi... Anko thought, watching his every moves.
"Stalker-much?" He asked, smirking.
"What? Oh, ha-ha! No..." She retorted, slightly blushing and looking away from his gaze.
*Mean-while*
-Iruka's Point of View-
Huh?
I was walking through town... Coming from the Academy and I saw Anko and Kakashi... They were walking together, side-by-side and things seemed a bit... Fluffy between them. I wonder what was going on...
I had to get a closer look and hear what was going on. I slowly started to walk, trailing behind them, trying my best to hear.
"Ya' know... Kakashi you have such a sick sense of humor..." Anko giggled. She was smiling an awful lot. Kakashi was smiling too... Even though he had on a mask, I could still tell.
"Well, enlighten me how." He retorted.
Anko smirked and slightly blushed, "The other day, you... Asked a certain question... That surprised the shit out of me and then, it turns out you weren't actually talking to me."
Kakashi paused to think for a moment and he sighed, "Ohhhhh... That question... Well, heheh, unless you want me to ask it to you this time..." He trailed off, stuffing his hands in the pockets of his black pants. Anko flustered for a moment and shook her head 'no' as fast as she could. "Ha-ha... Not really necessary, Kakashi..." She whispered.
He wrapped his arm around her shoulder and chimed, "Okay! Just ask me when you're ready!"
GAH! Just what the hell was Kakashi talking about! Anko? Blushing? No! Don't tell me...
Regular Point of View
"Hey! Iruka-Sensei! What are you standing in the middle of the street for? Are you a street performer or somethin'?" Naruto questioned, scratching his head full of blonde spikes. Iruka was so caught up in his own self-conscience, he didn't even know that Naruto was right next to him, on top of the roof of the shop that Anko and Kakashi walked in. "Hey! Iruka-Sensei!" Naruto shouted, snapping his fingers in front of the man's face.
"And just what are you doing on top of this roof anyways? Are you a owl or somethin'?" Naruto asked again, this time tapping him on the shoulder.
The Knuckle Head Ninja let out an exhausted sigh and smirked, digging his hand into Iruka's right pocket, taking out his wallet. He opened it and exclaimed, "Hey! 400 ryo! It must be my lucky day!" Naruto pocketed Iruka's money and tossed his wallet to some random part of the roof; after that, he whacked Iruka on the head with his clenched fist. The tan man finally snapped out of his self-conscience and let out a wince. He glanced to the right of him, just to see a grinning Naruto.
"Oh, hey Naruto." He said, glancing down at the ground, on the look-out for Kakashi and Anko.
Seconds passed and Iruka shouted, "N-Naruto! What are you doing here?"
"I'd ask ya' the same thing, Iruka-Sensei!" He sassed back. Iruka face-palmed and sighed heavily, peering back over the roof. He was just in time too. Kakashi and Anko had just left out the shop.
"Huh? Why is Kakashi-Sensei holding hands with the Crazy Snake Lady! Just what the heck it going on here?" Naruto shouted. Iruka panicked for a second and clamped his hands over Naruto's blabbering mouth, muffling his shouts.
"Keep quiet. Or you'll get me caught..." Iruka whispered.
*Mean-while*
"Hey, Kakashi... Can you wait here for a second? I got some business to tend to. It'll only take a quick second'." Anko told to Kakashi.
She chose to stop at corner store. Anko walked inside, and walked right out... Carrying a loaf of bread.
"Anko? Why do you have bread?"
"I'm gonna' whack the shit out of Iruka. He's been spying on our date the whole entire time... That fucker." She told him. Anko smirked deviously and poofed away.
-The Roof Top-
"Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Naruto mumbled. Iruka was sweating like crazy. Naruto indeed was going to get him caught... The blonde licked Iruka's hand, leaving a trail of saliva in the process. "Gah! Naruto! You licked my hand!" Iruka yelled.
"You covered my mouth!"
"Only to keep you quiet!"
"Ya' Know, Iruka-Sensei... I'm beginning to sense that you're a pervert like Pervy-Sage... And that you like the Crazy Snake Lady."
"What! Naruto, don't be ridiculous!" Iruka shouted in defense for himself.
He glanced down, only to see Kakashi, leaning against the wall of a building.
Huh? Where did Anko go? He thought.
"Surprise Ninja!" Anko yelled, swinging the bagged loaf of bread, around and using it. It smashed on the side of Iruka's cheek and the impact was so hard, that he fell off the roof.
-Thump!-
Naruto's mind:
K.O!
"Hah! That was so cool how you did that! You were all like 'Surprise Ninja' and he was all like 'What?' And - - -" Naruto went babbling on.
Anko smirked and looked down at a knocked out Iruka, laying flat on the ground.
"Serves you right!" She laughed.
*Later on That Night*
"Just set him right there." Anko told to Kakashi. She pointed to the hard-wood floor and Kakashi placed Iruka right on the floor.
"Hmph... That's where he belongs..." She seethed, glaring at the still passed out Iruka.
Kakashi chuckled and chimed, "Well you had to admit, finding out that he was spying on is, certainly was amusing..." Anko rolled her light brown eyes and shrugged her shoulders, "Yeah... Just as much as it was giving him a 'Surprise Ninja' attack."
Kakashi nodded his head and sat down on the couch, glancing down at Iruka, who laid on the floor with his legs and arms spread out. He also had a huge lump on his head and a huge lump on his right cheek where he got whacked with the loaf of bread.
Anko smirked and sat down, right beside Kakashi, looking at Iruka as well.
"How can bread do all of that?" Questioned an amused Kakashi.
He turned around just to be caught in Anko's gaze. She tilted her head to the side and aloofly asked, "What are you lookin' at?"
Kakashi's face neared her face. Their lips were just inches away from each other until there was a frantic knock on the door.
"Damn..." She murmured, rising up to get the door.
She quickly opened it and poked her head out, looking down at none other than Udon. He had extreme snot dripping down his nose and he rushed in, grabbing a tissue from her tissue box.
"Woah, Woah, Woah. Just what do you think you're doing here, Booger?" Anko asked, putting her hands on her hips.
He first, blew the snot from his nose and then snorted, "Well... Konohamaru said I should come here for my problem. My snot problem that is..."
Anko glanced at the clock on her wall.
1:59 a.m
"Do your parents know that you are out this late?"
Udon didn't answer her question. Instead he waved to Kakashi and walked over to the still pasted out Iruka. "Awwwww, Iruka-Sensei... Look at that huge lump on your head!" He exclaimed, poking at it. Iruka stirred in his sleep and his eyes fluttered open just for him to see Udon.
"H-Huh? Udon?... What are you doing here?" He sat up and glanced at Kakashi and then to Anko.
She rolled her eyes and whined "This night is just not right! I was just about to kiss Kakashi! Now Booger's here and he won't leave and now Iruka's awake! Damn it!"
"Kiss Kakashi!" Iruka yelled.
Kakashi smirked and nodded his head, while Udon make kissy noises with snot still running down his nose.
"Well, I might as well give you all therapy..." She sighed.
"Cheer up, Mitarashi-sama!" Chimed Udon.
She thought for a moment and then exclaimed, "Well... I guess one thing that was good came out of today..."
Iruka rubbed the lump on his head, thinking back to what happened earlier... But he could remember.
"Say, Anko? What was the good thing that came out of today?" He decided to ask.
Anko grabbed the bagged loaf of bread, exclaiming, "SURPRISE NINJA!"
-THUMP!-
Udon's thoughts:
K.O!
And done!
Haha! What did chu all think of this chapter? Funny? Not funny? Weird? Fun? Fluffy? Bad? Did ja like it? Hate it? It was okay?
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So! How was it? Haha
I wanted to add Guy in this and actually do more and have some "Anko therapy" going on, but, towards the end, I rushed it. Sadly I did. I couldn't think straight all because of this damn migraine head-ache I STILL have... And as I type this A/N, it hurts. My brain aches!
Well, thanks to everyone who reviewed, favored and alerted! It means a lot to me!
For this chapter, I got inspirations from my favorite movie scenes :3 heheh and then from my brain, so yeah.
I'll gladly tell you want those movie scenes were, LATER.
My head hurts! Haha.
Anyways, Thanks for Reading!
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You know, the usual.
Next chapter guests: I really don't know. Kurenai and Asuma is one, the rest? How about some other people? OCs or something? I don't know. Okay, Orochimaru in disguise is a go... Anyone else?
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