Tohru: This is wonderful! Maybe we can double date!
Kyo: I'd rather die.
Tohru: But Kyo-
Yuki: You know…that actually might not be a bad idea.
Kagura: You think-"Um, oh, really?"
Yuki: I'm going to need you to stop mimicking Miss Honda now.
Tohru: Mimicking me? What do you mean?
Kagura: I have no idea!
Kyo: You want to do this?
Shigure: Does this mean you truly are dating Kagura?
Yuki: Do you find it strange?
Shigure: Yes. Very.
Kagura: I know this all seems sudden, but Yuki's had a crush on me ever since we were kids.
Tohru: Wow, I didn't know that.
Yuki: (grunts) …
Kagura: He even proposed to me once, but I had already told Kyo I'd marry him. He was really let down by that and so he decided to keep his distance from me. I decided I'd give him a chance though. I'm sure he hasn't told you this either. This is mostly why he fights with Kyo so much.
Kyo: That doesn't sound right.
Kagura: Well, it is! He told me so! Didn't you, Yuki-I mean-my love?
Yuki: (glares downward at the floor) …
Shigure: Is this true, Yuki? Because if so then I guess what I heard about you two could be true as well! Would you like to hear what I've heard?
Yuki: No. Keep it to yourself.
Shigure: I heard that Yuki has already bought you a little something for your finger!
(Yuki's eyes widen as Kagura jumps in excitement)
Kagura: Tell me it's true, Yuki! Tell me you've got the ring! Show it to me!
Yuki: (gives a small aggravated smile) Don't you think…we're a little too young-
Kagura: No one's ever too young for love! And you love me, don't you?! Be honest with me! I'm begging you! I love you so much my heart's about to burst out of my chest so-…! Yuki: …
Kagura: (slams an off-guard Yuki into the floor) You'd just let my heart explode?!
Yuki: ! Ah…Kagura…
Kagura: Yes, darling!?
Yuki: (pulls Kagura close and speaks to her calmly into her ear) We're not really together… So take it easy, alright?
Kagura: Oh, I know. I only slammed you into the floor. And I wouldn't have done it if you would've just been more outspoken about our love. If you think about it you're really the one at fault.
Yuki: (sighs) Whatever…
Tohru: So when's the wedding?
Yuki: A date hasn't been decided.
Kagura: Yet.
Tohru: I really want to go on that double date. Can we please, Kyo!?
Kyo: Wha-…(looks at Yuki)
Yuki: Are you going to disappoint Tohru?
Kyo: ...Fine. We'll go.
Tohru: Thank you so much, Kyo! Where are we going?
Yuki: I know the perfect place.
Shigure: (watches them exit then picks up the phone) I can't resist…
Yuki took us to a nice looking restaurant not too far away from the main house. It seems really expensive. I don't know if I can afford something like this…
(Yuki sits closest to the window in the booth across from Tohru who sits next to Kyo who is across from Kagura…)
Yuki: Is there something wrong Miss Honda?
Tohru: This place just seems really expensive is all.
Yuki: Don't worry. I actually know one of the new guys in charge of this place. Everything we order is half off. Except for Kyo. Everything's full price for you.
Kyo: Wha-!? (stands) I'm leaving then!
Tohru: Wait, Kyo!
Ayame: Lucky Kyo, please don't leave so soon! You've yet to see the wonders of this fine establishment!
Kyo: What the hell is HE doing here!?
Yuki: He co-owns this place now.
Kagura: Is that true, Ayame?
Tohru: That's amazing! I mean, if it's true.
Ayame: It is. I'll tell you how it happened. (sits down bumping Kyo over) Thank you for the seat.
Kyo: I didn't offer you a seat! Move! (pushes Ayame off the seat)
Ayame: Yuki, you're really going to let him be so rude to your stunning, talented, and ultimately amazing older brother?
Yuki: Go away.
Ayame: What?! Well, that's rather unkind of you to say. After I was going to regale you with the tale of how I became a co-owner at this exquisite diner.
Tohru: I'd like to hear-
Kyo: (covers her mouth) We don't want to hear it!
Ayame: It's a shame your word means nothing. Now, it all started last weekend when a friend of mine looked at me with eyes bright as a furnace and said, "Aya, I want you to be the co-owner of my new business! Your intellect and great people skills will help out a humongous deal!" Now you all know how shy, but selfless I am so I declined at first, but in the end I accepted their offer! But on one condition! My little brother has to be able to get half-off everything on the menu! Just because I'm such a wonderful brother I had to prove it to anyone who might think otherwise!
Yuki: That's not what happened.
Ayame: You're right. Let m e tell you the real story. I was travelling with Shigure and Hatori in the woods when suddenly it got so cold I transformed! Searching for heat I found a warm body and clung to it for all my life and it just happened to be Shigure! He provided me with much warmth and-
Yuki: I'm uncomfortable with this story and it has nothing to do with how you got involved in a co-ownership.
Ayame: I was getting there!
Yuki: Go away PLEASE.
Ayame: No, I'll tell you the story! It's not as long as you think!
Yuki: We're busy!
Ayame: Hm? (looks at all of them) Do my eyes deceive me or is my little Yuki on a double date!? I always knew you and the sweet sweet Tohru would end up together!
Tohru: What, no! Me and Yuki aren't-
Yuki: You really think it's such a bad assumption?
Tohru: (slight gasp; looks at Yuki…) Um…I-(looks at Kyo who is seemingly glaring at her) Uh-w-well-I-I don't really-I-well, I think you're really nice Yuki, but I'm with Kyo! (nervous giggle) Yeah, Kyo! Kyo! I'm with him!
Kagura: Actually, I'm the one dating Yuki! (hugs Yuki's arm) We're in love! Isn't that right, Kyo-I mean, Yuki?
Yuki: …
Ayame: Hmm…I never would've imagined this pairing. Oh well! I guess you were just moving too slow and another boy snatched the girl of your dreams away! That's what happens! Now you've got to deal with…second best…
Kagura: What'd you call me?!
Ayame: Whoops! I think I hear the phone ringing in my office! Gotta go! Enjoy your visit! (runs off)
Yuki: (sighs) He sure knows how to make me regret something…
(A girl in a small maid's uniform walks over…)
Waitress: May I take your order?
(Yuki and Kyo blush…)
Kagura: That uniform's a little tight, isn't it?
Waitress: I don't think so. (drops her pen) Oops! (bends over to pick the pen up and her striped panties become visible)
Kyo: Ah! (looks away when Tohru looks at him)
Yuki: (stares) She-…Um, miss, your dress-
Kagura: DON'T YOU LOOK AT ANOTHER WOMAN WHEN I'M SITTING NEXT TO YOU! (attempts to punch Yuki)
Yuki: (catches Kagura's punch) Calm down! I was just looking at how small her uniform is.
Kagura: I don't want to hear it! (punches and Yuki catches it again) You're a formidable opponent.
Tohru: Wow, Kyo. You can't stop Kagura, can you?
Kyo: That's cause I don't try! Besides, she's crazy! And Yuki's nuts too challenging her like this! Crazy people like Kagura don't even need training!
Yuki: That's enough, Kagura.
Kagura: (tackles Yuki out of the booth knocking the waitress over) You may be formidable, but not enough to escape my love! I'll kill you for trying to two-time me!
Tohru: Watch out!
Kyo: Wait, so are you mad or are you excited?
Kagura: BOTH! (trying to hit Yuki, but he's pushing her head away to keep her at a distance)
Tohru: (pulls Kagura away from Yuki) Stop fighting, you two!
Yuki: I wasn't fighting her. (puts a hand out for the waitress and smiles) I'm sorry, miss. Please forgive us.
Waitress: (takes his hand) It's okay..
Kagura: (pushes Yuki) Since you love her so much then go to her! Leave me behind!
(Yuki falls onto the waitress making her fall again and he of course transforms…)
Tohru: (quickly grabs the rat and Yuki's clothes and laughs awkwardly in front of the audience that had just came to be…) I dropped my clothes when I accidently bumped into this lady! Oops! Uh-oh! I'm so clumsy!
Kyo: (to Kagura) You need to be more careful!
Kagura: I-…I'm sorry, Kyo. I was just so mad… Why is Yuki acting like he doesn't care about my feelings? Why? (bangs a fist on the table) Tell me why, dammit!
Kyo: I don't know!
Tohru: Why don't you guys go ahead and order? We'll be right back.
[The Women's Restroom]
(Yuki is putting on his clothes in a stall…)
Yuki: Did we really have to come in here?
Tohru: Well, I couldn't go in the Men's restroom. Sorry.
Yuki: It's fine. No one's in here to see. Tell me, Miss Honda. Do you truly think you and that cat could have a meaningful relationship?
Tohru: Why would you ask that?
Yuki: It's just…I feel like you deserve way more than he could ever give you. And I… (grabs her hand as he looks into her eyes) I could give you all your heart desires…
Tohru: (gasps)
I can't believe this. Yuki does like me too. What am I supposed to do?
Yuki: You know, he's only with you to get at me. He knew I wanted you and so he tried his luck. He did it in front of everyone for a reason.
Tohru: That can't be true.
Yuki: You know how bad he wants to beat me. At everything. He's nothing, but a stupid cat who always wishes to achieve the impossible. To be a part of the zodiac…to beat me…to be more than what he is. It's foolish. You should be able to see that.
Tohru: …Shouldn't you try to strive for the impossible? Or I don't really remember the saying, but…it's natural to want more. I think he should be happy with the way things are now, but I can understand some of his feelings. You understand that, don't you? You even said you wanted to be a little like Kyo…
Yuki: Yes…but do you see how foolish he is to not recognize the little he does have?
Tohru: The same goes for you.
Yuki: (slight gasp) Me?
Tohru: There's a plum on all of the Sohma's backs!
Yuki: …A…plum?
Tohru: Didn't I tell you about the rice balls?
Yuki: Rice…balls?
Tohru: Uhh…oh, I guess that was Kyo. You're special in your own way, Yuki. Like Kyo is and Shigure and all the other Sohma's. You all have something great about you. Other people see it clear as day, but you ignore it due to the fact you're too busy focusing on the traits you don't have that you see in the others around you.
Yuki: Is that so?
Tohru: Yes! But I can see your greatness! You're an enticing person, Yuki. I mean that from the bottom of my heart!
Yuki: Miss Honda…I think you're enticing too. You have many desirable qualities. That's why…I want you to be happy. And I want to be the one to make you happy.
Tohru: (blushes) Yuki…th-this is wrong! I-I can't be here alone with you talking like this! We've got to go before Kyo and Kagura start to question where we are or even worse-a girl walks in here!
Yuki: Alright. But…I want you to ask Kyo why he likes you and see what he says. I bet he won't have an answer. (walks out)
Tohru: … (looks down) What do I do, mom?
[At the booth]
(Hatsuharu and Momiji sit in the booth as if waiting for Tohru and Yuki's returns…)
Haru: Hello, Tohru. Yuki.
Momiji: Tohru! I'm so glad you're here! This is just like that day you were out with Kagura at the pizza place! Except now, Kyo and Yuki are here!
Tohru: That's true…
Yuki: What are you two doing here?
Kyo: Seriously. Go away.
Haru: If you must know; I am here for a multitude of reasons. One. I hear you're on a date with Kagura. I don't approve of this. 2. Kagura must now give me a fair fight since she caught me off guard at the pizza place. 3. I believe me and Kyo have a fight scheduled. I had planned on challenging you yesterday, but I got tired after dinner so I just went to the main house to rest.
Kyo: That's your fault. And too bad cause I wanted a fight yesterday. I'm not really in the mood now.
Haru: You can't decline a scheduled match.
Kyo: It's not scheduled cause you didn't tell me anything about it!
Haru: I have the date circled on my calendar.
Kyo: So?! I don't care!
Momiji: I heard he was coming this way and that Tohru was gonna be here so I decided to come too!
Yuki: Look guys, now isn't the time.
Haru: I disagree. Kagura, you can leave now. I'll contact you later for our fight. I'll be taking your place as Yuki's date.
Yuki: No, you won't!
Haru: Well, someone has to. You can't go out with Kagura. I'd rather you cradle rob and date Kisa. I know. Switch dates with Kyo. He's already used to Kagura.
Kyo: No way in Hell that's happening!
Haru: We're not in Hell. Switch with Yuki or feel my wrath.
Kyo: Bring it on!
Kagura: Oh Kyo! I knew you'd stick up for me! Unlike someone… (glares at Yuki)
Ayame: (stands at a distance and waves) Hey, Yuki! (speaks to the guy next to him) That's my younger brother! He looks up to me so much! (laughs)
Yuki: Are you sure we're not in Hell? I'm starting to feel like I am…
Tohru: Maybe we should just go home…I'll cook something for us all at the house.
Yuki: Good idea.
Kyo: Yeah, let's leave.
Momiji: I want to eat Tohru's cooking!
Kyo: Too bad! You're not coming!
Momiji: Awww!
[Shigure's House]
Momiji: YAAAAYYYYY! (begins eating off the plate in front of him) It's delicious, Tohru!
Tohru: Thanks, Momiji! I'm glad you like it!
Kyo: Why'd you let him come?!
Haru: The food is good.
Kyo: Him too?!
Shigure: Oh, I-uh…I didn't know you'd be back so soon! I thought I smelt cooking, but I didn't hear anyone trying to destroy my house so I figured at least Kyo wasn't here.
Kyo: You are begging me to hurt you!
Shigure: (chuckles) Well, I-
Woman's Voice: Shigure! Where'd you go?!
Shigure: Uh, I'm coming! Wait for me upstairs, okay!?
Woman's Voice: Okay! I'll be waiting for you…
(All eyes are on Shigure…)
Yuki: Do I even want to know?
Kyo: I'd guess not.
Momiji: Who is that lady? Huh, Shigure? Who is it?
Shigure: Just a friend! Don't you worry about her! Tohru, can you wrap mine up for later?
Tohru: Sure.
Yuki: She shouldn't get any.
Shigure: You're so mean, Yuki!
Woman's Voice: Shigure!
Shigure: I'm coming! (walks away)
Haru: What am I supposed to make of that?
Momiji: It's just his friend, he said.
Haru: But was he being honest?
Tohru: He can't do anything with her…can he? Is Shigure still cursed? What if he's not? But why wouldn't he tell you guys? I don't understand-
Yuki: You're probably over-thinking things.
Kyo: Who was it though? It didn't sound like Mii.
(There is silence…)
Tohru: Um, anyway! So, let's talk about school. What's been going on in your classes?
Kagura: No…Yuki…Tell me the truth. You'd prefer Tohru over me, wouldn't you?
Tohru: What the-?! Don't ask him that!
Yuki: You already know the answer to that. Of course I do.
Kagura: YOU PUNK!
(Kagura begins to attack Yuki while he defends and evades…)
Haru: So…they're not really dating, are they?
Tohru: Huh?
Kyo: I didn't think so.
Tohru: Really?
Kyo: It's obvious.
Haru: You know…he probably did this to try and make Tohru jealous.
Tohru: You-..you think he'd do that?
Haru: I'm pretty sure he likes you. And as much as it normally pains me to see Yuki with some awkward girl….I wouldn't mind if he was with you.
Tohru: You think I'm awkward?
Haru: You're focusing on the wrong part.
Tohru: Oh…
Haru: Shigure called for nothing then...
Tohru: Shigure called you?
(Kyo begins to look down when Momiji comes into view…)
Momiji: Are you okay, Kyo?
Kyo: Yeah. (looks away as Kagura and Yuki stop fighting…)
Momiji: (grabs Kyo's hand) Tohru's already dating Kyo! So Yuki missed out! Sorry, but that's just the way it is! Tohru, you're happy with Kyo, aren't you?
Kyo: Momiji-
Tohru: Yes, I'm really happy.
Kyo: You are? I mean good then.
Momiji: And Kyo, you're happy with Tohru and want to keep her happy too, right?
Kyo: …Yeah. That's right. That's what I want more than anything.
Momiji: (smiles and puts Kyo's hand on top of Tohru's) So you two should be together! And Yuki, you should be fine with their relationship. As long as Tohru's happy, you should be happy too! That's the way it works! Cause why would you want them to be apart and be unhappy? What kind of person would you be then if that's what you preferred?
Yuki: (gasps) …Momiji…I-…I still won't accept this! Miss Honda should be with me! (leaves the room)
Tohru: Wow…I had no idea I made Yuki feel this way…
Haru: Not that I want you two to break up too… I just feel bad for Yuki. He finally finds someone he can open up to and he can't be with them.
Kagura: Yeah…and Kyo's never had that problem cause I've always been there for him.
Kyo: Shut up! Get out!
Kagura: Not yet, Kyo!
Kyo: Thanks for trying to help, Momiji. And I thought you were just an annoying little runt.
Momiji: Hey!
Tohru: Wait a second…Kagura stayed here because of the rain. But if we decided we'd go out it obviously wasn't raining anymore or for that long really so Kagura could've left.
Kyo: Yeah, that's right!
Kagura: Shigure said I could stay as long as I wanted.
Kyo: Ugh!
Tohru: Well, what now? Oh, I know! Let's play a game!
We played a few games until late when Haru, Momiji, and even Kagura left. Though I'm petty sure she'll be back. Yuki hadn't come back out. Was he really that upset? I wanted to go check on him, but Kyo asked me to come up to the roof with him. I thought to ask Kyo why he likes me...but it was such a romantic sky full of stars with a bright moon and I-…I didn't want to say anything that might ruin it. Though there is the possibility that he'd give a good answer. That's the one I was wishing for on every star that night… Tomorrow. That's when I'd ask.