Burning Moonlight
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon. If I did then I wouldn't be writing this. Naoko Takeuchi owns Sailor Moon.
Author Note: This particular fic will feature Rei and Usagi OOC. It's more of a parody.
Crystal What?
"So are you ready for the new Sailor Moon remake, Usa?"
"Remake? What remake?"
"Uhhhh, Sailor Moon Crystal? You know about that, right?"
"No! Since when did that happen?"
"Are you serious? Haven't you been keeping up?"
"Nope."
Rei was amazed at how Usagi could be so clueless sometimes. "It's going to follow the manga more closely. You don't have long before it airs."
"But I don't want a remake!" Usagi whined. "I don't feel like doing it."
"Stop being so lazy, Usa."
"It's not that. We just don't get shipped by fans as often as we would like in the original anime." Usagi started to bawl. "Since this is following the manga, that means you're going to get shipped with Minako, and Mamoru is going to be less of a jerk so people won't even see the need to ship you and me together. WAAAAAH!"
"Don't cry, Usa. That just means we can have a secret love."
"A secret love?"
"Yeah, kind of like how we were in the anime, only this time we will just be very good actresses and hide it even better."
Usagi's tears were soon gone. "Oh Rei, that's a wonderful idea! We will just let the others think we have no romantic connection together, but behind the scenes will be a different story. That's pretty hot now that I think about it. She leaped into Rei's embrace. "I love you, Rei!"
Rei enjoyed when she could make her princess feel better.
Author Note:
I'm resisting the urge to turn this into a full blown cracked fic, haha. For the record, I am not a Mamoru hater, lol. Out of the main characters, he's actually my second favorite, with Haruka being number one. Expect another chapter of "She's the King" shortly!