Class Meeting - Hetalia style!

I don't own Hetalia or Boboiboy. All belong to their rightful owner.

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Cast:

B. Api: America

Gopal: Spain

Nana: Sweden

Siti: Finland

Gempa: Japan

Stanley: Switzerland

B. Air: England

Adu (Human!Adu Du): France

Ying: China

Yaya: Russia

Suzy: Lithuania

Iwan: Latvia

Amar Deep: Estonia

Amy: Russia

Sandy (Human!Sleeping Monster): Greece

Fang: Germany

Taufan: Italy Veneziano/ North Italy

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With special appearances:

Boboiboy (Normal! Boboiboy): Canada

Koboi (Nice!Pak Senin Koboi's cat): Kumajiro

Ejo (Human!Ejo Jo): Prussia

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In class 5 honest (kelas 5 Jujur), all chairs and table was arranged into circular way.

Api stood up from his seat. "Guys, I think the our class meeting can convene!" he shouted.

Gopal ate a chocolate piece as Api continued, "Solving all of today's problems by talking excessively!"

Nana fixed her jilbab and Siti looked at Api uncomfortably. "No matter how hard it seems, we can fix anything with enough meetings and photo ops. Feel free to speak honestly while protecting your dignity and vital regions."

Api ran to the black board and unfolded a big paper. He then stuck it on the black board with some sticky tape. A crappy picture of a big man with a cape and mask hugging te Earth. "I'll go first! About that whole using global warming to enslave humanity thing, I think we'll be okay if we genetically engineer a huge hero and have him protect the Earth. I give you the super hero, 'Globoman'!"

Gempa nodded. "I agree with Api."

"Gempa, get your own opinion for once!" Stanley said, his eyebrows furrowed as he smacked his hand down on the table.

Air scowled and looked up from his book. He sneered, "There's no way some hero will help global warming or humanities enslavement. We're too young to think about this."

Adu smirked (for some reason,there are some roses and sparkles around him). "If Air and Api don't agree, how can I be superior by dissing them both?"

"ALIEN!" shouted Air, pointing at Adu.

Api decided to poke Adu's cheek with his marker while Air kept hitting Adu's head with his karate chop.

"You, Adu, love to hate me! Why not go back to making advance porn game like you used to!"

"Ever since I lost my status as a 'harem picture distributor', condescending superiority and broken mugs is all I have left!"

"Don't be too hard on yourself. What about your crappy ghost stories and failed tips for dating?"

Ying sighed, thinking aloud to herself. "You boys are so immature and pervert. I doubt they'll have a girlfriend. Maybe I can try appealing to the only organ of theirs that seems to work."

She took out a basket filled with moon cake and put it on her table. "Would you guys like to sample some moon cakes?"

Adu and Air just kept brawling. "WE'D JUST GET HUNGRY AGAIN!"

Gopal finished his last piece of chocolate and looked over Yaya, who for some reason kept quite. "Hey, why don't you say something, Yaya? They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in."

Yaya stood up, walking the opposite direction to the two fighting boys. "What? Me? No thanks."

She glanced at Suzy who shivered in fear. "I want to see Suzy get in big trouble and come crawling back for help." Yaya said with a creepy smile. She then stopped right behind Iwan and touched his shoulder. Iwan suddenly cried. "Then Iwan will be right behind."

Amar Deep, who was sat opposite them, was thinking softly throughout the meeting. He smirked a bit to Yaya, before saying "You're so tough, next you'll try picking a fight with the senior."

"No worries, I have girl power," said Yaya, shadows looming over her from behind.

Amy suddenly leaped in front of Suzy, protecting her from Yaya. "If you get any closer to Suzy I won't be hesitate to get the disciplinary teacher to discipline you!"

Sandy had just decided to sleep throughout the whole thing, quietly snoring and not even flinching at the noise everyone was making.

"It's like a UFC in here! Hey, that sounds like KFC! Hungry, anyone?"

"Please everyone, calm down!"

"Eh! Ah! Stop! Get your hands off me!"

"THAT'S IT! EVERYONE SHUT UP!"

Everyone stopped.

"Fang!" Air and Adu stopped mid-way, looking at Fang with surprise. Air had his hands gripped on Adu's collar, while Adu was attempting to whack his friend in the head with a ruler.

In a second, Fang took over the meeting. "We've called this meeting to solve our school life's problems, not to fight about the problems of our past or politics of the world. We're kids, there's no need to worry about adults stuff. And since I'm the only one who seems to know how to run a meeting, we'll follow my rules from here on out. Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit chat about foods or porns, and absolutely no going over the time limit. Now if you want to go, make sure you're prepared and raise your hand!"

A small hand went up.

"Fang recognizes his friend, Taufan!"

Taufan smiled, before letting out a high pitched "Koko~!"

Fang felt his forehead slam onto the table.

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Omake:

"Nobody asked me for my opinions," said Boboiboy with a sad smile.

Koboi mewed. "Mew~ Who are you?"

Boboiboy sighed, "I'm Boboiboy."

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Omake (2)

Amar Deep looked outside the class window, where you can see the football field, and gasped. "Everybody don't panic! Ejo is coming!"

You can hear somebody shout from outside, "Suck it, losers!"

~HetaBoys and Girls~