Air, Will You Marry Me?

(based on Axis Power episode 12)

I don't own Hetalia or Boboiboy. All belongs to their rightful owner.

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Cast:

Adu (Human! Adu Du): France

B. Air: England

B. Gempa: Japan

Mention B. Api (as America), B. Taufan (as N. Italy), and Fang (as Germany)

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Everybody knows that the Aba family is a rich family. And a lot of people wants to get their children to marry one out of six son Rizal bin Aba have.

Even if that's means a gay-marriage.

"So, Air… I have something important to say to you. I would like for you… To marry me."

Air could only stare Adu who sat across his desk. "Ugh… What?" The half-Malaysian-half-British-boy rolled his eyes as he smirked. "That's very funny, Adu. I don't believe it's April Fool's Day yet." Adu didn't respond. Gloomy aura surrounded him.

"What's the matter, old chap?" Air said, standing up from his seat intimidatingly. "Can't you even afford to buy a calendar anymore?" The boy started laughing.

"You are wrong, Air," Adu said quietly. "And this is not as funny as you make it seem."

Air snapped slightly. "Alright, what the hell is wrong with you?! I know we've been together since the third grade, but you never end up like this even after I beat you in that crazy mathematic test!"

Adu slid a piece of paper to the Air's side of the desk, a pen laying on top. "Here, take this," he said, still in quiet voice.

Air took the paper and read it. He snapped. "THAT'S A MARRIAGE REGESTRATION FORM, YOU WANKER!" he yelled, shoving the marriage regestration form at Adu's face. "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?"

Adu suddenly grabbed Air's right hand. He took the form and slammed it on to the desk. He took out a pen, shoved it to Air's right hand.

"No, it's not. Can't you see, it's a calendar? It seems books has ruined your eyesight." Adu's grip on Air's right hand got harder as he guided the hand to the 'calendar'. "It's for you! It is a calendar!"

"What's come over you?!" shouted Air. "Unhand me, you stupid green-lover-alien-boy!"

Adu had managed to get Air's hand to go next to the form, and slowly letter by letter, started writing Air's name:

A

"Just sign it!" shouted Adu.

I

"I will do no such thing!" Air shouted back, still struggling.

R

"I said sign it!" shouted Adu again.

B

"I said no!" shouted Air again.

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Finally, Air snapped. "Stop it! No!" He elbowed Adu in the chest, making him loosen his grip on the pen and his right hand. "I don't know what you're up to, but I don't like it!"

Adu, recovered from the sudden attack, grabbed hold onto Air's jacket. "Look, I don't want to be part of this either, but I have no choice! Come on, I promised myself I won't beg for my mom for extra money, so I tried to find my own... By marrying you!"

"That's the most idiotic reason I've ever heard!" Air shouted. He then picked up the pen and the 'calendar'. "There's no way I'm going to marry somebody for the next twelve years! How about I show you what I think of this 'calendar'!" Air scribbled over the whole Marriage Registration Form, leaving it covered and the nearly completed name underneath almost impossible to read.

"No! What are you doing?!" cried Adu.

"Now, you see!" said Air darkly. He had his 'curse you' face. "That's what happens when you force people to marry you, alien!" Air, started laughing again.

"You brute! Dammit! Don't you care if I die?" Adu grabbed hold onto Air's jacket again. "Please, I'm begging you, please listen to me! I can a toilet cleaner if you want me to. I am not even asking to become a butler! Come on, help me!"

Air pushed off the begging boy. "Even if Api stop eating fried chicken or Taufan kiss Fang on the lips or for Yaya can properly bake biscuit, I'll never marry you! First of all, we're to young to get married! Second, we're both boys! Third, I'm not gay! So, you need to deal with and accept that you're poor-"

Air hadn't realised that while he was talking, Adu had snuck up behind him until he felt Adu's arms grab him under his armpits.

Adu laughed slightly, before dragging Air to somewhere the half-Malaysian-half-British-boy had no clue of.

Air struggled but Adu ignored him and kept dragging him. "Unhand me this instant, you pervert! Release me! Let me go! Turn me loose! Are you listening, Adu? I said let me go and loosen your grasp! This is rather undignified!"

Neither of the boys realize that Gempa is watching them since the begining, with a camera in his hand and bleeding nose.

"I'm in heaven..." said Gempa in a dreamy voice.

~Adu: HetaBoys!~

Thanks for reading this episode of HetaBoys (and Girls)! Next episode will be Tok Aba's first appearance, with some musical tone!