Hey, everybody! Since I had soooo much fun writing the first chapter of this story, I've decided to make it a series!

My l'il sis wanted me to do a pink day, so… here it is!

Oh, and, if you're a boy and don't like pink much, I suggest you skip this chapter; because it's INSANELY pink!

I do hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Metal Fight Beyblade.


Balloons floated everywhere, as all the characters chatted happily. No insane authors had assaulted them for a while. Plus, from the recent (and green) events, they'd put all the antagonists in comas, so all was good.

"Haaaaaah, life couldn't be better!" Madoka sighed in bliss, making everyone else nod.

"Where's Ryuga?" Kenta suddenly asked.

Benkei, who was passing Kyoya a green doughnut, stated, carelessly, "Oh, I suppose he's off at training, or something,"

"He wasn't there when that authoress appeared, y'know," Gingka commented.

Next to him, Massamune stated, "You're right, Gingka." He was having a fifteen-layered burger, to celebrate how he'd decorated Ziggaraut's beard with cactus.

"At least that horse-girl isn't here!" Kyoya said, picking up his pink doughnut. He then proceeded to drop it hastily. "Ah! Wait a minute! Why's my doughnut pink?!"

Everyone's eyes widened, as they began to understand what was happening. "No," they all whispered.

Suddenly, the doughnut floated up in the air, and poofed into a magenta balloon.

Kyoya rapidly backed away from it, cowering. "Shoo! Shoo, I say!"

A pair of hot pink high heels hit him in the face, as a voice from the balloon said, "Are those shoes good enough?"

Everyone screamed.

"Run for your sanity!" Gingka shouted, as everyone got up from the table in unison with him.

Out of the balloon stepped an author, who wasn't the insane authoress they were expecting.

"Hi everybody!" the kid cheerily waved her hand. She wore a sparkly, taffy-pink dress that swept the ground, and looked like all the frills in the world had been put on it. Pink hair rested at her shoulders, and she wore baby pink pumps. In short, she represented all the shades of pink.

"Who're you?" Madoka asked, not moving. "AND WHY CAN'T I RUN?!"

"I'm Pink Sparkly Princess, also known as Princess," the girl explained. "You can't move, because I turned the carpet into strawberry bubble gum,"

All the characters looked down- something that hadn't occurred to the knuckleheads -and sure enough, saw that what Princess was saying was true.

"No. No. No!" Tsubasa stated. "You're another insane authoress, and here we were, celebrating the fact that all of you were gone!"

The girl smirked. "No, Tsubasa, I'm not an authoress- only her little sister-" everyone sighed in relief "-but I am insane, though,"

"NOOOOO!" everyone screamed, starting to run again. There was another poof, and Ryuga appeared, with his launcher out.

"L Dra- Huh?" he lowered his launcher, and scowled. "I was just about to launch L Drago at a huge, pink rubber duck! Where am I now?!"

"Ryuga! She's insane, and she's gonna rule the world with her insanity!" Kenta exclaimed, running over to him.

"Ryugie!" Princess squealed.

Ryuga's eye twitched. "What did you call me?"

"Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! Ryugie! " she squealed again.

"Stop calling me Ryugie!" said blader exclaimed, his fiery blader spirit coming up behind him.

"Ryugie!" Princess turned his aura pink.

"Whaaa-?" Ryuga was cut off, as the red streak on his hair turned pink, the color eventually spreading all over his hair.

"L Drago! What happened to you?!" Ryuga exclaimed in horror, staring, at the now pink beyblade.

Princess jumped around happily. "I made him all pretty! Now I've gotta go do some more insanity!"

She floated away on a giant, pink, heart pillow, leaving all the bladers screaming and running around in terror.


Rago and Doji clinked their glasses of orange juice.

"Finally," Rago stated. "We are relieved of the hospital!"

Doji sipped his juice, and nodded. "Although, it is peculiar, that we recovered so quickly; is it not?"

"Nah, I don't think so," a voice behind them said. Doji looked over Rago's shoulder, and promptly fainted.

"What is it?" Rago turned around, and his face paled.

"Ha. Ha. Ha!" Princess cackled, her army of Barbies, with loaded Bazookas of Pinkness, surrounding her.

"I revived you two especially, so that you shall be the first, to suffer my INSANITY!"

"Nemesis, save me!" Rago yelped, as a glob of Pinkness flew at his face.


(Fifty-eight universes away…)

Horses of every single breed pranced around the pastures. Cats meowed, lounging on the mats, and there were bookshelves carved in the tree-trunks. And of course, the usual insane cotton candy clouds, and the licorice grass, and the crazy characters running around were there, too.

"Beep! Insanity has been detected in the Beyblade world." The mug stated, its handle flashing.

"Oh? Show me," Ashay stated, putting it down, and patting a random Caspian. The coffee that she'd been drinking, floated out of it, and formed a simulation of the insane tortures that Princess was inflicting on the two antagonists.

Ashay smirked, as the coffee poured back into the mug. She petted her tabby-cat.

"Hehe. Keep up the INSANITY, li'l sis!" she chuckled.


How was it? I know it was a bit short, but that's all I could think of, pink not being my type. Anyhoo, please R&R. Oooh… I have a great idea! If you want me to write an INSANITY chapter based on a color of your choice, you can PM me, but please don't do that in the reviews, since there's something against doing that in the rules of fanfiction.

P.S: A Caspian is a breed of horse; check it out on Google!

STAY CALM AND LOVE HORSES!