Hey everybody! Right. This chapter was for a color requested by goctyudicbdkvhb175749674: BLACK!

I hope you like it!

I own MFB. (Yes, I do! And you know what? I was the one who planned Ryuga dying in MF. YES IT WAS ME! *coughsarcasmcough*)

"The stars predict havoc," Dynamis stated, narrowing his eyes at the night sky. "The question is, what will it be?"

"Whoopee!" Tithi suddenly rushed in, pausing a few times to jump up and down.

Dynamis raised an eyebrow. "Tithi?"

"Yippee! I want more!" Tithi exclaimed, stuffing black licorice into his mouth.

"Tithi, how did you get that? We don't have any of that… whatever it is called,"

The Venus-blader grinned. "The rubber-duckie author gave it to me!"

"Rubber-duck…?" Dynamis was cut off, as a wall of confetti spouted out of the stadium in the temple. Ashay walked through it, grinning madly. Her clothes were all black. "Hellloooo Beyblade world!"

Dynamis blinked, and then said, "Aren't you that extremely insane authoress, who gave me that… gun-like thing to torture Rago with?"

"That's me!" Tithi shouted into his ears. His definition of himself was for some reason, inaccurate.

"Wait, what?" Dynamis said. "Tithi, you are on a sugar high! What is the cure?! The stars have told me nothing of this!"

Ashay rolled her eyes. "You seriously don't know? Oh well, I know someone who can give you advice!"

She took a piece of confetti, and threw it onto the ground, which turned into a huge black hole.

Dynamis and Tithi let out yells; one of fear, the other of sheer sugar delight.

Dynamis rubbed his dizzy head, and looked around. "Am I in Metal Bey City?"

A huge black horse with a wavy mane trotted up to him. Ashay, who was riding the horse, tipped a random hat she had. "Eyup!"

"Wahoo! Nice pony!" Tithi jumped up and down, patting the horse's muzzle with each bound. Ashay grinned. "Like him? He's a Friesian!"

"What's a Friesian?" Nile asked, coming up.

Dynamis raised an eyebrow. "What are you doing here?"

"Um… A black hole sorta swallowed me up and threw me into the middle of the B-pit," Nile rubbed his head, glaring at the present authoress. "You'll pay for that!"

"D-did someone say F-Friesian?" Yuki stuttered, walking up to them. His legs were half covered with… was that black mud?

Ashay hailed him. "Hey, Yuki! Did you enjoy your travel, over half of the world to warn your friends about Neptune?"

"No. I don't like cows," he muttered, casting a suspicious eye at the Friesian.

Ashay chuckled. "Well, that was yesterday, so- wait, did you call my. Friesian. A. COW?!" smoke started fuming from her ears, and the Friesian started rearing. "Lightning!" She shouted, making pitch black lightning flash dramatically (and insanely at the same time).

"You shall pay for that!" she shouted. Her horse turned into Nightmare Moon, and struck all of their bottoms with her magic.

All of them cried out, "Hey!", except for Dynamis. He poked Ashay's shoulder, causing her to glare at him. "What is it?!"

"Uhmm… you had, er, said that you know someone who could help me with Tithi?" he cautiously stated, gesturing towards the kid, who was commenting on how adorable and fluffy Nightmare Moon was.

Ashay went back to normal in a millisecond. "Oh, right!" Nightmare Moon suddenly zapped him and Tithi away.

Yuki and Nile stared in shock. "Where did you send them?!"

The insane authoress, who was pogoing away, yelled over her shoulder. "They're fine! I hope you have fun!"

Yuki and Nile gulped, as they stared, goggle-eyed, at the cackling Mare-out-of-the-Moon, which Ashay had conveniently left with them.

"We're dead," Nile stated.

Yuki nodded. "Yes. I have a feeling that she will be worse than a cow!"

Dynamis blinked, as he and Tithi were teleported to the WBBA's headquarters. "Uh… Right…"

Tsubasa looked up from his desk. "Dynamis? What are you doing here?"

"Uhm… care to give me some advice on…?" the Jupiter-blader nodded towards Tithi, who was having a rather exciting debate with an elephant ear.

Tsubasa raised a brow, (they all keep on doing that!) and walked over to Dynamis. He placed his hand on his shoulder, and said, in a serious tone. "My friend, the cure is…"

"Yes?"

"Nothing."

"What?!" Dynamis shrieked, uncharacteristically.

Tsubasa nodded grimly. "Yes, my friend; all we have to do, is wait, and try to stay sane- care for coffee?"

"I'll pass," Dynamis flopped down on a chair, and wondered why the will of the heavens had decreed this on him.

Ashay hopped into Dungeon Gym. "Hey, everyone!" She additionally made her arrival epic, summoning two galloping herds of black, fifty-eight Fell and Dales ponies on either side of her.

"Not you again!" Massamune wailed, pulling his hair (which was still blue). "Can we ever get rid of you?!"

A smirk slithered across Ashay's face, but then it turned into a horrified expression. "YOUR HAIR!?"

"Uh, yeah, you made it blue, remember?" Toby sourly said.

"IT'S SO INSANE!" the authoress went on.

Zeo raised an eyebrow. "Isn't that what you like?"

"NO!" Ashay shouted. "YOUR HAIR INSANELY BLUE! BLUE NO ALLOWED THIS DAY! BLUE GO AWAY!" she clapped her hands, and everyone's hair turned black.

"Yes! I have my hair back!" Massamune shouted in glee. Then he noticed the others' hair. "Oh, uh… you guys look great, too!"

"Are you kidding me?!" King shouted. "It's horrible! How unfashionable!"

The insane authoress was about to shout something, when she pulled out an ebony keyboard, and turned off the Caps Lock. "Phew, that's better! My throat was getting hoarse!" She elbowed a random Dales pony. "Get it? Horse?"

The pony snorted, and trotted away leaving Ashay to shrug. "Meh, that joke was lame, anyhow… haha! 'Lame', get it?" she elbowed a Fell, who shot her an irritated look.

"Alright, I'll quit horsing around," Ashay stated, stifling a giggle. She turned to the bladers. "I like blue; it's just not in season today. And please, don't say it's unfashionable! Do you know how hard it is to look for black-haired bladers so they can shout at you in harmony? There's Keyser, Baihu, Karte, Argo…" she went on naming all the black-haired bladers.

There was a crashing sound.

"Wh-what was that?" Massamune asked.

Ashay jumped up and down in joy. "That, my friends, is the fourth wall! I just broke the fourth wall!"

She suddenly went hyper, and disappeared in a poof of onyx sparkles.

"My hair!" Toby wailed, the others joining him.

"What to do, what to do?" the authoress muttered, walking around in circles. Dynamis came up to her.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

Ashay looked at him sadly. "I have no idea what to do next!"

"Don't you always end by torturing Doji?"

"Yes, but-!" Ashay gasped elaborately, and gaped widely. "I've got it!"

Dynamis gulped, as she snapped her fingers. His unease dissipated, when he saw Pluto in front of him, looking around wildly for 'rubber duckies', as he put it.

"You!" Dynamis fumed. Pluto, who had noticed him at only this point, widened his eyes with fear.

"You put me under Hades's Curse!" Dynamis almost yelled.

The whole beyblade cast, (who'd been teleported four seconds ago by Ashay), animefell, as they heard Dynamis actually shout.

"Oooh, this is gonna be good! I need some popcorn!" She grabbed a box from Nightmare Moon, who was standing next to her. The author snapped her fingers, creating a wall of jet black laptops.

Dyamis, taking a break from his anger, curiously picked one up, and examined it. "What is this?"

"It's a laptop. I chose Nokia, just in case;" Ashay explained. "That company makes things unbreakable!"

Dynamis nodded slowly. "I see… not," he turned his attention back to Pluto. "Prepare to be taken revenge on, Pluto! With these Patlops!"

Everyone present face palmed. "LAPTOPS!"

Dynamis didn't hear anyone; he was too busy smashing the laptops on Pluto's head. "Take that! And that! And that! That, that, and that! Hah! You'll think twice, before putting Hades's Curse on me!"

A huge pool appeared beside Dynamis, and he flung the yelping Pluto into it, with surprising strength.

Ashay smirked. "Go for the insanity, Dynamis!"

Dynamis suddenly stopped, as he watched an obsidian orca rise out of the pool, swatting Pluto around with its tail.

"No! Anything but this! I'd even settle for the rubber duckies!" Pluto yelled, as he was tossed back and forth fifty-eight times a minute.

"Seriously, what is it with the rubber-duckies?!" Nile exclaimed.

Ashay winked, as the whole world was encased in black slime.

How was it? Anyhoo, I want to make an announcement: I kinda slipped up, a few chapters back, when I said that you can send in color requests through reviews- well, now I know that there's a rule against it, and you can only send requests through PMs, 'kay? Thanks gocty, for alerting me about that! :D

KEEP CALM AND LOVE HORSES!