Hello, FanFictioners!

Dynamis: 'FanFictioners'?! Wh-

Yes. I made it up myself, OK?

Dynamis: Huh? I was going to ask what FanFiction was.

It's a FanFiction-writing website on the internet, Dynamis! The thing that I'm using to write this story!

Dynamis: What is the internet?

*anime-falls* Ugh, please ignore Dynamis's ignorance of the modern world. This chapter is for the color requested by Eternal Nexus Warrior.

I hope you like it!

Yes, I own MFB! Isn't it obvious? (Should I start a rant?)


"Thank you for the advice, and the lift, Tsubasa!" Dynamis called out, as the helicopter rose above the temple. Tsubasa waved.

"Don't mention it! Just remember not to let Tithi have any more sugar!" he shouted, as the helicopter flew away.

As he saw the last of it, Dynamis turned on his heel, muttering, "You bet. I don't know how I lived through that!"

He thought about how Tithi had had repeated and serious conversations with every single plant that was in the WBBA building. And the jumping all over the place. And the consistent speeches on how rubber duckies were an important aspect of life. And how he was making Quetzalcoatl do crazy stunts in the temple's stadium. And how-

"Wait, IN THE TEMPLE'S STADIUM?!" Dynamis blinked the thoughts away, and then realized that he couldn't. It was actually happening.

"Quetzalcoatl! Rubber Duckie Impact!" Tithi crazily yelled, as his bey flew into the air.

Dynamis's eyes widened, as the amber bey shot towards the ground. "Tithi! Nooooo!" There was a ginourmous explosion that filled the temple with dust. Coughing, Dynamis narrowed his eyes. He felt sticky, for some reason. Then the dust cleared. "Oh,"

Yellow gummy bears covered the entire temple, (including the people inside, of course!). "Yay! This is amazing!" Tithi yelled, jumping up and down on the carpet-like mass of gummies that covered the ground.

Sitting at the side of the stadium, in a lemon-colored beach chair, sat an insane person who wore a yellow shirt, and had neon yellow streaked hair, and a pencil of the same color.

"Yeah, Tithi!" Ashay whooped, throwing buttered popcorn like yellow confetti.

"Not her again!" Dynamis groaned.

"Hey Dynamis," Ashay called. "I love your house deco, but could you go a bit lower on the calories? I know they're a great way to get glucose into the muscles, but we gotta watch the carbs, 'kay? I think the fifty-eight thousand gummy bears are overdoing it,"

Dynamis blinked in confusion. "Say what?"

Ashay face palmed, and clapped her hands. Cheese Sandwich suddenly popped out of the stadium, and started singing 'The Super Duper Party Pony!' (A/N If you don't know who he is, I suggest watching the My Little Pony episode: 'Pinky Pride')

"What the-? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO TITHI?!" Dynamis exclaimed, watching, as the two sang with the rubber chicken, Boneless 2.

"Fizzy drinks, Hawaiian shirts, and brie fondue delight. You know that with Cheese Sandwich, you'll be partying all night!"

Ashay grinned "They're insane! And I'm lovin' it!" She took Boneless 2, and was about to do something, when she suddenly stopped, saying, "Whoops! Wrong rubber toy!" she threw it back to Cheese, and the entire Mist Mountain was dumped into a pool of golden maple syrup.

"Ahh!" someone cried out, trying to wipe off the (un-washable) maple-syrup.


The ground was trembling, shaking, quaking, shuddering, swaying, rocking, wobbling, moving, heaving, convulsing. And- inging. Lots of –ings.

"What's up with all the earthquakes?" Ryuga growled.

Then they heard it. The marching of the most spontaneous army in all the fifty-eight universes- the YELLOW army!

"MINIONS, ASSEMBLE!" Ashay ordered fifty-eight million creatures, as she stiffly marched to the head of the military.

"Pichus, assemble!" a little girl next to her, with pink hair and a similarly colored dress, shouted, mimicking her older sister's stride. All the cute Pokémon cheered for their general.

"WARRIORS ASSEMBLE!" Ashay shouted once more, and the two groups formed perfect rows and columns.

"What the heck is going on?" Ryuga growled.

"Whatever it is, it is certainly not good luck," Ryutaro stated, (somehow) appearing abruptly. Dynamis, who was next to him, nodded.

"Yes, it certainly cannot be the will of the heavens!" he exclaimed, still trying to get rid of the maple syrup stuck to him. Tithi and Cheese Sandwich were hopping around in a circle, singing 'Let it go!' at a deafening volume.

"MY GOOD FRIENDS AND ALLIES!" Ashay yelled, louder than the singing characters. "WE SHALL NOW PROCEED TO CONQUER DA MFB WORLD!"

"Agh! Why do the heavens always decide for this, to happen to us?!" Dynamis wailed.

"Wait, hold on a sec," Gingka said suddenly, walking over to the Insane siblings. "What's with the Pichus? I thought you didn't watch Pokémon!"

Ashay opened her mouth to answer, when, from behind her, someone giggles, "Ooh, you're so cute! Yes you are, you are! And you have so much fashion!" they turned around, eyebrows raised, to see The Princess of pink squashing the Pichus. The minions sulked, in an emo corner that had popped up, muttering to each other.

Furious that the ranks had been broken, Ashay took her trusty keyboard, turned on the Caps lock again, (It had been turned off when she had been about to talk to Gingka) and shouted, "HEY! WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK YOU'RE DOING? REASSEMBLE, NOW!"

Nobody heard her, with all the singing, the squealing Princess, the chattering minions, and the wailing characters. Snorting, Ashay sat on a raft, and watched, as the entire world was flooded, with banana-flavored honey.


(America, Team Dungeon...)

"GIVE US A BREAK! YELLOW HAIR?! NOW THAT IS DEFINITELY UNFASHIONABLE!"


(Somewhere random...)

"Yellow/blond hair is not unfashionable!" Teru, Sora, Julian, Ren, Takanuske, Rantarou Kiyama shouted. They looked at each other.

"Who are you?" Each of them said, before heading in different directions; Teru and Sora went together, so did Ren and Takanuske. Julian and Rantarou stared at each other a little, and then headed off their own ways.


How was it? I hope you liked it! Sorry if there are any typos, 'cause I wrote half of this on my phone.

Oh, and there's an announcement: I'm not going to update as frequently as usual, since I have to focus on my other story, The True Chosen Ones. Yeah, blame me for starting a new story out of the blue, but I'd only thought of it as a one-shot. And then, you know…

Dynamis: Alright, enough with the ranting!

Right. Anyhoo, I'll still be updating this story, only I'll do so at, like, the weekends, at the most? An Insanity FanFic a day, keeps boredom away! XD

This is Ashay, signing out.

KEEP CALM AND LOVE HORSES!