"Let it rip!" Ryuga shouted, as his bey sped towards a boulder, smashing it into a pile of tiny fragments. He caught Ldrago and smirked, walking away.

Suddenly, there was a crunching sound at his feet. Upon inspection, he saw that he'd stepped on something purple.

Turning around slowly, the Dragon Emperor widened his eyes, as he saw what the pieces of the boulder were made of- M&Ms. And standing in the middle of the pile, was…

"Insane FanFiction authoress," Ryuga angrily stated. He still remembered the pinkness her little sister had inflicted upon him.

"Hiya, Ryuga!" Ashay cheerily waved, as she stepped out of the mess. Today –unsurprisingly- she was wearing purple.

The dragon-blader frowned. "I thought your sister was the one who liked purple and pink,"

"Oh? Would you like me to bring her here?" Ashay made a move to clap her hands.

"NO!" Ryuga shouted.

"Why not? Anyhoo, let's start with task number one!" the authoress announced, squinting at a random purple notebook. "Ah, here it is! Beat the pulp out of Ryuga!"

Ryuga raised an eyebrow. His response however, was not as calm. "SAY WHAT?!"

Ashay looked up. "'Ya see, I just recently re-watched a few episodes of Metal Fury, and that reminded me of what a jerk you were!"

The blader defiantly crossed his arms. "I was not a jerk! I only wanted all the power in the world for myself, and I wanted to be the strongest blader in the universe!"

"To me, that sounds really jerk-like, worm." Rago said, appearing suddenly next to him. Ryuga stepped back. "What's he doing here?!"

Rago blinked, and then asked, "Yes, what am I doing here? I thought I was being chased by a rubber duckie for calling it a worm!"

Ashay raised a brow. "Seriously? You'd even call a worm a worm!"

"Huh?"

"Forget it. As to why you're here, I need you, too," the authoress distractedly stated, going through her list.

Rago happily smiled. "To help beat this worm to a pulp?"

"No, silly. To torture you alongside him, duh!" Ashay stated, giving no second looks, as the two bladers anime-fell.

"Why?!" Ryuga exclaimed. "I thought I was your favorite character! Why are you torturing me?!"

"Because, no matter how cool I think you are, I still acknowledge what a jerk you were to Kenta, before you gave him your star fraggy," Rolling her eyes, Ashay quoted. "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

Ryuga, who, for some reason was suspicious, narrowed his eyes.

"Thou art more hot-headed and more annoying," Ashay ended, patting Twilight Sparkle's head. "That was quite a long rant, wasn't it?"

Anime-falling, -again- Ryuga scowled. "Why you!" He was about to launch his bey, when he saw, that, where the FanFiction authoress had been, now stood the light purple pony, with wings and a horn.

Rago widened his eyes. "What is it going to do?"

Twilight opened her mouth, and started singing the MLP theme song. For a while, it was okay. But after a few minutes, the two bladers were plugging their ears with their fingers.

"Make it stop! Make it stop! Anything but this!" they both bawled, as the Alicorn shouted out the song.

"Go Striker!" Massamune shouted, as his bey started barrage-attacking Variaries.

"Ah! Hang in there!" King shouted, as he adjusted the… thing on his head. It was something like a swimming cap. It was also blue. It seemed like King wanted to cover his hair, for a peculiar reason that the world shall never know.

A strong explosion emerged from the battle, and the cap blew away, revealing, not yellow hair, but…

"PURPLE?!" King shouted, pulling it.

"WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO US?!" the rest of the team shouted, pulling their own (now purple) hair.

(At the Dark Nebula…)

"Moo!"

Doji jumped out of his seat in terror. "What the what?!"

"Moo moo!" the door to his office opened, and a purple cow barged in front of his desk. "MOO!"

"Ack, get away, you filthy beast!" Doji cried, running around the room. He tried to get out of the room, but the door was guarded by a hoard of violet, evil Minions.

An eggplant fell on his head, as he tried to stumble away. "Ah! Not you again! Stay away from me!" He exclaimed in horror, as the authoress appeared, smirking.

"Okie Dokey!" she shrugged, as the cow took a huge bite out of Doji's cactus, and walked over to him. It grabbed him by his collar.

"What are you doing?! Nooooo!" Doji screamed, as the cow jumped up, making a hole in the ceiling.

"Have a nice flight!" Ashay waved, as it carried him away, out of the earth's atmosphere, and over the moon. The dish and the spoon ran away together, bonking Doji the head as they did so. As for the little dog, it laughed and laughed, drooling all over him. The cat started playing the fiddle at a deafening volume.

"I. Hate. My. Life," Doji stated simply, as the cow started descending into another dimension, fifty-eight universes away…

Yup, I'm back, after a week or so! Phew! I suppose this isn't really funny… TT

Anyhoo, I want to make an announcement; anyone who wants to send in a request, must quickly do so, as I'm about to end this series. I had fun writing it, but I have to focus on my other story. Well, I think that's all I have to say, for now! XP

KEEP CALM AND LOVE HORSES!