Alrighty everyone! This chappy's for another request sent by goctyudicbdkvhb175749674! Here you go, and I hope you enjoy it!

What, do you think I own MFB?

(Fifty-eight universes away from ours'…)

Doji looked up, groaning. He had just fallen into another universe. Rubbing his head, he took in his surroundings. There were horses all around, and cats, too. "Where am I?"

He suddenly saw a table. There was a huge punchbowl with orange juice in it. His eyes glittering, Doji stumbled over to it. "Yes! A glass of orange juice will do well, in replenishing my system!"

"Hey! Hey, eggplant!"

The abrupt voice made him drop his half-full glass of juice. "Who-?" he saw an orange on a lifeguard chair. It had a mouth. And a pair of eyes. "What are you?"

"I'm an orange!" the Orange stated, grinning, as if he had answered the question.

"No, I mean, what are you? An orange with a face is quite abnormal,"

"I'm an orange, eggplant!" Orange stated, chuckling.

Doji raised an eyebrow. "You're an orange eggplant?"

Orange snorted. "No, silly, I'm an orange! You're an eggplant!"

Eggplant looked aghast. "I most certainly am not an egplant!"

"Then what are you? A purple magical octopus?"

"No, I am Doji! The head of the Dark Nebula!" Doji stated, proudly raising his head.

"Wow, if you're the head, what does the body look like?" Orange looked thoughtful.

"Say what?"

"So you're not an eggplant?" Orange confirmed.

Doji indignantly scowled. "No! My name is Doji!"

"Oh," Orange nodded. "Hey, hey goji berry!"

"What did you call me?! You're annoying!" Doji exclaimed.

"I'm not annoying, I'm an orange!" Orange started making a sound with his tongue. "Na na na na na na na na!"

"Stop that! It's really annoying!" Doji shouted.

"Hey, goji berry!" Orange stated suddenly.

"What?"

"Hey! Hey, goji berry!"

Exasperated, Doji threw his arms into the air. "WHAT?!"

Orange simply stated. "Wall."

Goji berry swiftly looked up, as he was flattened with a giant cookie wall.

(America, Dungeon Gym…)

Massamune winced, as a basketball bounced on his head. Hard. "HorseCrazyAshay!"

Said person appeared in front of him at once, bowing. "Insane FanFiction authoress at your service, Massamoomoo," so saying, she bounced another two basketballs at Massamune, King, Toby, and Zeo's heads.

They knew what was coming, and made a break for it. "Run for your hair's sanity!" Massamune shouted.

Ashay blinked. "Hair has sanity? I never knew that!"

"Well, that's just mean!" her orange-streaked hair said. "And I thought you were a good owner!"

Everyone froze, staring at it. "Did her hair just… talk?!"

"There there," the authoress stroked her hair. "I didn't know that hair had sanity, because, well…"

"What?" all the present bladers questioned, curiously.

Candy corn flying on goldfishes burst out from behind her, giving off an insane background. "Because my hair has no sanity! It's completely insane! Just like me!"

The hair rose up. "Yeaaah! Now we're talking! LET'S TAKE OVER DA MFB WORLD!"

Sweat beaded heavily on Massamune's forehead, as the basketballs flew towards their heads. "I'll say this in advance; I really think orange is an unfashionable hair color…"

(How did you know?! Somewhere random…)

"THAT IS SO NOT TRUE!" Nile, and… and… Nile shouted. "Hey, where am I?" he shrugged, walking away.

(Hades' City…)

Ziggurat rapidly looked up, as he heard a boinging sound. "Hey, Zigzag!" the door to the office he was in, burst open, as an insane authoress hopped in, on a marigold pogo-stick.

Eyes widened, Ziggurat muttered, "Don't tell me that you are that authoress who had everyone torture me!"

Putting her head to the side, Ashay answered, "I believe that was me; did you have fun?"

"No!" Ziggurat ran around his office, only to trip over a jack-o-lantern, "Agh, I can't believe this is happening to me!"

"Believe it!" Ashay snapped her fingers, and disappeared.

Ziggurat looked up. "Is that all?" then he looked behind him quickly, where he heard a low growl. A huge Bengal tiger was sitting on its haunches, eyeing him hungrily.

"Hehe, good kitty…" he gulped.

Gingka groaned, seeing the insane authoress springing into the B-Pit. "Not you again!" the others with him- Madoka, Kenta, Kyoya, Benkei, Tsubasa, and Yu -followed his suit.

"Hey, Gingkie!" she clapped her hands, and a herd of orange tabby-cats poured into the shop, yowling, clawing everything in sight.

Madoka yelped, as she frantically- and unsuccessfully- tried to pull a cat off a chair, which was slowly being shredded to bits. "Ashay! Get rid of these things!"

"Sorry, no can do!" Ashay stated, grinning.

"You mean you can't do that?" Tsubasa raised an eyebrow.

Rolling her eyes, the authoress stated, "Of course I can!"

Kyoya growled irritably. "Then why don't you just get rid of these pests?!" he pulled a kitten off his leg as he spoke.

"Really, Yo-Yo, I thought you liked cats, your bey being a lion and all," Ashay put her hands behind her head, ignoring the death glare directed at her. "As for why I'm not making the cats go away- I just don't feel like it! There!"

"Why you-" Kyoya was cut off, as a voice purred, "Oh, what little beauties you are! Meow!"

In shock, Gingka exclaimed, "Johannes?! What are you doing here?"

"Duh, he's always around places where cats are," Ashay shrugged, as she brought out a bronze bazooka. "Nonetheless, he is a bit creepy," she admitted.

"What're you gonna do?" Kenta widened his eyes, as Ashay pulled the trigger. An explosion left the entire B-Pit covered- internally as well as externally –in a sticky orange mess. Johannes wondered what he was doing on the moon.

Kyoya wiped his face. "Ugh, what the heck is this stuff?"

Leaning casually on the bazooka, Ashay disabled the bubble that had kept the sticky stuff away from her. "It's a freshly made paste; a combination of mashed carrots and honey. I threw in some Nasturtiums too, for added measure,"

Everyone, even the cats, which had quit yowling, stopped, blinked, and looked at her, as if she was insane (which was funny, because she was). Well, everyone except for Yu; he was busy getting on a sugar high, as he stuffed the paste in his mouth. Although, one must wonder how carrots cause sugar highs.

The authoress jumped up. "Now, what should I do?" she landed on a giant peach, which had somehow rolled into the B-Pit. She looked at it. "Hey! What's this doing here?! It belongs to another world! I'd better return it to James!"

"What is she talking about?" Benkei whispered to Kenta, who shook his head. They watched the authoress roll the peach out of the door, which she'd elongated for this purpose. Once she was done, she dusted her hands. "Well, that's better! And I now have some inspiration!"

"I don't want to know…" Gingka muttered, then suddenly queried, "Hey, where's Johannes?"

Ashay waved it off languidly. "Meh, he's somewhere," She clapped her hands, and it started raining.

"That was sudden," Tsubasa commented, as he walked out to inspect it. Yu came with him, too, skipping, and humming maniacally.

Tsubasa sweat-dropped, as he saw the color of the rain; orange. "This can't be good,"

"Yippee! I love Fanta!" Yu exclaimed, as caught the drops on his tongue.

"Yu, I don't think-" with a sigh, Tsubasa resigned himself to the fact that, he was going to have to deal with a very hyper Libra-blader.

(Outer space, Moon…)

"Hello? Meow, is anykitty here?" Johannes wandered around on the moon. He then saw a crater, and peered into it. There were millions of fuzzy alien kittens in it. "Kitty!"

How was it? I hope you liked it! Phew, that was longer than I expected! Anyhoo, constructive criticism is welcome, as always! :D I have a question for you guys: Can you name the world from which the peach came from? A virtual beyblade of your choice to the one who guesses it right! XD

Another thing- the orange at the start, is from the show: The Annoying Orange. Be sure to check it out, it's amazing! (I don't own it!)

Oh, and, an announcement, requests are now closed, since, as I said in the previous chappy, I'm ending this story now, and this is the second-last chapter… keep your eyes peeled for the last one!

EDIT: Thankyou Thankyou Thankyo Aliocornia! When I'd originally posted this chapter, there had been some issue. Thank you TONS for informing me about this, Aliocornia! :D

And that's all, for now! Toodles!

KEEP CALM AND LOVE HORSES!