Yes, everyone, I am not dead! Yaaay! I've finally posted this chappie! :D :D :D. This is officially my final update, to Rainbow Insanity. I hope you enjoy it! :)
DISCLAIMER: Look, I'm writing a disclaimer, so need I tell you that I don't own MFB?
"What a beautiful day!" Madoka murmured as she sat on a bench, staring at the bright rainbow across the perfect blue sky. "And no insanity has touched us for over a week! How wonderful is that?"
A voice behind her commented, "Very wonderful!"
Madoka turned around as Gingka and the others walked over, sitting down on the park's lush green grass. "I hope it stays that way, though,"
Suddenly Yu frowned. He muttered, "Does anyone else hear that?"
Tsubasa widened his eyes. "Don't tell me you're on a sugar-high again! You've only eaten one ice-cream today!"
The Libra-blader looked rather puzzled. "Huh? What are you talking about, Tsubasa? I was talking about that weird sound coming from the rainbow!"
"Say what?" everyone cried in sync, sweat-dropping.
"Well," Madoka reasoned, "Yu does have super senses, you know. Although it is quite odd that any sort of sound would be coming from a rainbow,"
Yu pouted indignantly. "I do hear it! It's just too far away for you all to hear it!"
Kenta suddenly perked up. "I can hear it too, now!" he paled. "Oh no… run for your sanity!"
"Huh? What are you talking about? Run for our sanity? That could only mean one thing…" Gingka gulped. It seemed like today wasn't going to be so wonderful after all!
"Get up, quickly!" Kenta hustled. "Take cover!"
Now everyone could hear the sound that the two kids had been talking about. "INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
A ginormous sonic rainboom appeared, as a blue horse with a rainbow mane flew into the park. All the bladers scrambled away in fear. A girl with black hair streaked with numerous colors wearing a deep red shirt with rainbow streaks, sat atop the pony. "ASHAY!"
Gingka's eyes looked like they were going to burst. "P-Pegasus?"
"Dude, the name's Rainbow Dash," the pony snorted. "And I'm the coolest Pegasus in Equestria!"
"Equestria?" Kenta whispered to Benkei, who shrugged.
Ashay snapped her fingers, and the grass turned into fruit cocktail. "Hey everybody! Miss me?"
All the bladers looked at her, and screamed, as they turned tail, and fled. Ashay blinked. "Wow, they're so happy, they don't know how to tell me!" Rainbow Dash just hoof-palmed, as she flew after them with Ashay on her back.
"Hm, I don't see Ashay anywhere. Come on, we'll get to the B-Pit; hopefully she won't get us there!" Gingka panted, as they ran.
"And what makes you think that we'll be safe in there?!" Kyoya snapped, while bolting into the shop with the others.
Gingka started pushing against the door. "Remember I said 'hopefully'! I'm not sure of it myself, but we can at least try to keep her out of here, right? So push, everyone!
The others followed suit, and shoved themselves against the door, barricading it.
"I can feel her trying to break in!" Madoka worried.
"Oh no! We have to push harder! We're not gonna let her in, are we? Oh, and who are we pushing against?"
Everyone suddenly stopped, and stared to the right, wide-eyed. Ashay frowned at them. "Come on, keep on pushing!"
The door flew open, and a gusty wind blew across the silent metal bey city.
Ashay blinked, and turned to Blader DJ. "Was it something I said?"
Her hair scoffed. "They are so skittish! Us hair, we don't even run when we're scared; we only stand on end!"
Ashay patted Rainbow Dash. "Thanks for taking me to Insane Authors' Store, RD!" The Pegasus saluted, and flew away.
Fifty eight million armies of fifty eight million regiments of fifty eight million multi-colored mini pogo-sticks marched to Metal Bey City's middle, melted marmalade (I dare you to say that as quickly as you can! XD) clinging onto them.
"ASSEMBLE, MY FIFTY EIGHT MILLION ARMIES OF FIFTY EIGHT MILLION REGIMENTS OF FIFTY EIGHT MILLION MULTI-COLORED MINI POGO-STICKS WITH MELTED MARMALADE! NOW WE SHALL CONQUER DA METAL FIGHT BEYBLADE WORLD!" Ashay shouted through a loud speaker, confetti blowing out of it as she spoke. All her little pogo-sticks assembled around her.
The entire Metal Fight Beyblade cast that lived in Japan peeked out from their hiding place behind some cars or buildings. "Why do people keep trying to achieve world domination?!"
"AND THEN," Ashay continued, the loud speaker spewing out more confetti. "WE SHALL GO ON AND RULE DA ENTIAH GALAXY!"
Gingka crept up to her, and got a face-full of confetti for his efforts. Swatting the pieces of multi-colored paper, Gingka asked, "If you've only conquered the world, then how can you rule the entire galaxy, if you haven't conquered that?"
The insane authoress turned to him. "DAT DOESN'T MATTAH! I WILL RULE DI ENTIRE UNIVAHS!"
Gingka face-palmed. "Ugh, forget I asked!"
Ashay nodded. "Okay, will do!" she threw her speaker on the ground, and it transformed into a mega confetti cannon. She punched a button on it, and an explosion of confetti sent all the present characters to a different universe altogether.
The authoress smiled innocently, and teleported her entire army to Mexico.
(Mexico…)
"Mwahaha! I am coming back, for my revenge!" Pluto exclaimed, as he stood on a temple-like structure. "And then, I shall conquer the world!" he chortled in his annoying, raspy, evil, and annoying way.
"Meh, that's soooooooooo lame. I'm gonna conquer all the universes; can you do that?"
Pluto turned around, trying to find the source of the voice amongst the shadows behind him. "Who are you?! If you can really conquer the universes, then join me, on the dark side!"
Ashay stepped out of the shadows, a few million pogo-sticks following her. "If that's how you like it!"
Recognizing the insane authoress who'd almost killed him once or twice, Pluto screamed. "Not you! I'm never going to join forces with you! I take it back!"
Shrugging, Ashay said, "Yeah, I suppose it wouldn't be nice if I joined you, then tortured you, now would it?"
Pluto could only gasp in fear.
"Have fun with my minions!" she disappeared in a poof of rainbow glitter, leaving the few million pogo-sticks behind.
"Yes, tons of fun," Pluto muttered.
(Fifty-eight universes away…)
As Ashay flew from universe to universe, conquering each of them, she ticked some check-boxes on a paper. "Universe number fifty-seven: check! Now, there's only one left, right?"
A minion (Despicable Me version) at her side jabbered something to her. The authoress frowned. "What do you mean, I can't take over this last universe?"
The minion, namely Bob, chattered something else into her ear. "Oh yeah, I forgot; fifty-eight is The Insane Authors' Universe of Insanity!"
She thumped the head of the purple magical octopus which she was riding. "Prepare to land!"
"Uhh… Where are we?!" Gingka groaned, as he woke up from being knocked out when he'd been flung to his current location. His voice woke the others, who'd been thrown here with him.
"Gah, that authoress will regret ever messing with me!" Ryuga muttered, as he tried pulling himself out of the pool of gooey jelly he was stuck in.
Gingka blinked. "Ryuga? How did you get here?!"
Ryuga scowled. "Don't ask,"
The threat's menacing tone alone was enough to silence Gingka. "Right," he gulped. "Hey, Massamune, you're here too?"
"Yeah, bu where the heck are we?!" Massamune exclaimed, as he, and the others took in their surroundings, which were far from normal. The grass was strange, there were horses darting about everywhere, and cats lounged around. Kyoya groaned, as some kittens stuck to his legs. "Not again!?"
A voice suddenly said, "Hey, you're a bunch of weird looking potatoes!"
"Potatoes?!" all the characters saw an orange with a face sitting on a random kitchen counter. It, or rather, he grinned. "Yup, potatoes! Except for you three, though," he somehow turned to Gingka, Kyoya, and Ryuga. "You're a tomato, you're a lettuce-head, and you're a radish!" he informed the bladers, respectively.
Tsubasa blinked. "A… an orange… with a… face… right, I've had enough insanity for a while…" he then promptly proceeded to faint into a pile of mushrooms.
"What?!" the three bladers exclaimed, apparently not happy that an orange had just decided their species. "What did you just call us?!"
"I must admit, he has a point," an insane authoress stated, appearing with a pink-headed girl next to her.
Everyone cried out in dismay. "Not Ashay again!"
"Ryugie!" Princess hopped over to him, turned him a hot pink, and exchanged his headpiece for a sparkly tiara.
"Grr… Don't. Call. Me. THAT!" the Dragon Emperor raged, smashing the crown.
Ashay abruptly turned to Nile. "You had a question for me?"
Nile blinked. "I- I did?"
"Last I checked," Ashay stated, pulling out a tape recorder, and replayed the part, some days ago, when Nile had asked her about the rubber duckies (at the end of black insanity!). When it was over, it exploded in ketchup.
"Ugh...oh, yeah, that!" Nile remembered, wiping his face. "So, what is it with everyone talking about rubber duckies?"
Ashay nodded to her little sister, who yelled, "HIT IT!"
All the horses and cats formed two rows, and started a marching band, with some instruments that had suddenly appeared in their hooves and paws (don't question the insanity! XD).
"Ahhhhhhhhh
Ya ya yaaaah
Ya ya yaaah
Yaaah ya yah"
Everyone stopped whatever they were doing, and, with their eyes twitching violently, turned to see where the racket was coming from.
"Ohohohohoooo
Oh ya yaaah
Ya ya yaaah
Yaaah ya yah,"
A line of diverse rubber ducks stood in front of the horses and cats, and started jumping up and down, singing the Trololo song.
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!" Everyone screamed, turning to Ashay.
"The rubber ducks are singing the Trololo song- duh!" she stated matter-of-factly.
Nile muttered, "This doesn't answer my question much, does it?"
The insane authoress grinned, throwing potato-and-carrot-mash, tomato-and-wool, and beef-and-apple-filled bombs at them, treating them to an all you can eat breakfast. The wool served as the, um… napkins! She added some glitter bombs for extra measure.
The rubber ducks went on singing.
"Ohohohohooooooooo!
BOPadududu-dah-da-du-daaaah!
Da-da-daaaah
Daaah
Da-daaah..."
"Make it stop!" the whole of Team Dungeon cried, as they banged their heads against a random wall. (aaand wait for it…) They took a break from that fun activity, and then actually looked at the wall. It was painted rainbow. The paint was not dry yet. The four bladers slowly touched their hair, eyes impossibly wide.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OUR HAIR IS RUIN-ACKK!"
Rainbow Dash flew by, and whacked them all on their now rainbow heads, thus causing their last exclamation. "Hey, watch what you say!" she tossed her own multi-colored mane.
As she flew away, she left a rainbow in her trail. Suddenly, a leprechaun appeared next to it.
"Hey, it's the Jolly Green Giant!" Orange exclaimed, as he spotted the leprechaun. "Hey, can I have my whistling pinwheel back?"
The leprechaun pouted. "I'm not a Giant! I'm a leprechaun! Gah, you're so annoying!"
"I'm not annoying, I'm an orange!"
Ashay cut through them. "Alright, alright, both of you, get back to your own world!" she poofed them over to the Annoying Orange world, where Orange proceeded to annoy the life out of the Not-very-jolly Giant.
"Now, for the grand finale!" she grinned, pulling out her insane Chainsaw of Tomatoness. "It's show time!"
She brought Doji from whatever location he was in the universe, and tied him up with the other antagonists. Her entire pogo-stick, Minion, and Pichu armies all crowded around them, with smaller replicas of her Chainsaw. "Have fun being tortured!"
The other MFB characters joined them, each with some sort of insane item or another. There was a massive racket, as they all war-cried. "VEEEENGEAAAAANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Meanwhile, the rubber duckies continued singing their wonderful song.
"Lololololol Lololo Lololo,"
"Wait for it…" Ashay said.
Then it came.
"Ohohohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
the rubber ducks exploded into rainbow confetti, as they sung the final part of the song.
Following suit, Ashay made it rain rainbow confetti.
"Ugh, what is it with all this confetti?!" Ryuga growled, trying to get rid of the confetti that was piling up on him.
"It's INSANITY!" Ashay whooped maniacally, riding around on a dun kiger mustang.
"NOOOO! OUR HAIR!" Team Dungeon wailed, adding to the racket that was already going on.
THIS WAS RAINBOW INSANITY, FOLKS!
Yaay! Insanity! Wow, even without the author's notes, this has been the longest I've ever updated! For now, that is! XD
And special thanks to everyone who sent in requests or reviews!
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Thank you all so much for reviewing! *gives you all virtual horses and cake*
I hope you enjoyed this story, as much as I did writing it! I may even do a sequel...
Team Dungeon: We hate you. Don't do a sequel!
That's mean! What did I ever do to you? Wow, rainbow hair suits you! ^-^
Team Dungeon: -_-
Nah, I like my smiley face better! Oh yeah, you guys say the rest... I have to go work on the next chappie of the True Chosen Ones! ^-^ Oh, I love this smiley! ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
Zeo: Please R&R people, and constructive criticism is welcome. Gah, I've gotta go get a hair-cut...
Until next time!
KEEP CALM AND LOVE HORSES!