ROBIN / LISSA
"Gwaaaaaaaaaah!"
Robin quickly sat up in bed and put a hand down the front of his shirt. He pulled out the object that had been placed inside. It was a frog.
He glared at the giggling girl to his left. "Lissa...was this necessary?"
Lissa tried to contain her laughter. "I-I'm sorry, pfft... I couldn't resist."
Robin sighed. "Alright then. Just... please don't wake me up with a frog ever again."
"Aw, but it's funny!" Lissa whined.
Robin chuckled at his wife. "I swear, you are purposely acting adorable to try to get me to let you."
Lissa blushed. "A-a-adorable? Me?"
"Anyways, let's get breakfa-!" Robin stepped onto the floor, only to feel something slimy under his foot.
Robin looked down. The frog had jumped out of his hands when he pulled it out of his shirt, and it was now under his foot, alive, but trapped.
"..." Robin raised his foot and stared in silence at the frog as it hopped away.
Suddenly, Lissa burst out laughing. "PwaaaHAHAHAHA! That's the funniest thing that's ever unintentionally happened during a prank... *snort*"
Robin brought his head up with a surprised expression on his face as Lissa shrieked.
"I-I-I didn't snort! I-I-I don't snort! There was a...a pig passing by! Y-yeah, that's it!" Lissa stuttered.
Robin laughed. "Don't worry, I already know you snort."
"You... what?!"
"Remember the roster? The one with all the information and secret tidbits on all of the Shepherds?"
Lissa's face turned red. "B-b-but... that's just not fair!" she cried, "Let me see it, then! I wanna know embarrassing stuff about you!"
Robin shook his head. "There's nothing in there that you don't know already."
"Ugh... not fair."
"Now I've got blackmail on you!" Robin said jokingly, "If you ever wake me with a frog again, I'll announce to all of Ylisse that you snort!"
Lissa pouted. "I wish it was easier for me to hate you."
"Love you too."
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GRAAAAAGH my miserable attempt at writing romance. Whatever, I did my best.