You know when two flames go together they danced around, creating even larger flames. The sight of it sent euphoria even to people with no sense of any artistic skills. Better if said flames were of two different colors. And the best when said flames are scaring the shit out of the marines.

Yea I hate them. Don't get me wrong I am most certainly not a ghost fueled solely on grudges and creepy stuff like that. Nope.

However as I said I am a ghost that lingers around Ace. Like 24/7.

So you could guess that I was with him as well when Sabo was killed by the Tenryubito. Which wasn't a good sight. And the marines were technically at fault, seeing as how they even supported the fatass and the sluts.

SO YEA I DO HATE THEM. PERIOD.

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Well not like ghosts could have blood spewing out of their vaginas but...meh.

"CELIA WHAT THE FUCK MAN?" Ace screamed like a bitch in heat- I mean like a warrior.

"What is your problem bro?"

"Your the problem! Don't say such vulgar shit man!"

I was confused. What vulgar shit?

...oh...

"Oops sorry, did I say that out?"

"FUCK YEA DUDE!"

Whoa Ace...chill man. Looks like the matchmaking have to start now before the she-male gets his/her(?) fur ruffled up. Well the only problem was whether Marco has a huge dick or not. More elegantly 'penis' or 'stick'.

Not being stereotype bros but I could already imagine Ace moaning for Marco's huge fat dick.

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I hereby apologize for the vulgarities. However this fanfiction is rated M so...yes.

Suddenly orange filled my eyes, the stream of hot flames crashed into yet another pitiful Marine ship. Man I felt remorse for them.

Situation? The Whitebeard Pirates are currently dealing with NEWbies wearing marine uniform in the NEW world. Lol get it guys? Never mind. Apparently they didn't know that it wasn't necessary to engage with every single pirate ship on sight. Which led to this.

"ORIAAAAA!" Ace screamed out a random thing, slamming his fire fist onto another soldier, releasing his pent-up stress of not having sexual intercourse- I MEAN NOT BEING ABLE TO ROAM FREELY.

Gosh was Ace's mind filthy (A/N: No its just you XD)

Sighing I picked up a crushed watermelon and begun eating as screams and cries of help enters my ears. Gosh shut up.

Was what I would want to shout at them but seeing as they are chased by a WALKING DIAMOND, a GAY WITH A KIMONO, a SON OF A FUCKING SHARK (LITERALLY), a PYRO MANIAC and the worst thing of all. THE MOTHERBIRD. LOL GET IT? MOTHERBIRD? You know? Like MOTHERSHIP TROLLLLLLL.

AHEM! I mean and get chased by a large, blue, amazing, glorious, spectacular. amazing, fun-filled, spectacular, glorious, amazing phoenix with a long tail. Well long TAILS. You get my point. And a fat beak. Wait a minute...

(Does the beak represents how large the sexual organ is?)

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Holy shiiiiiiiiii-

"WE WON!"

Cries of victory and pride echoed through the one-sided battlefield. Like dragons vs rats. Fat rats.

I slammed my head on the deck of the Moby Dick. STOP! Like NO! NOOOOO!

After 10 minutes of getting my stupid, perverted thoughts out of my head I nudged Marco, planning to congratulate him for the size of his- I MEAN, for destroying the marines. But as I nudge him, he did not react one bit.

.HECK? (Trying to restrain on vulgarities in case you didn't know)

I stared blankly on the pineapple. Seriously man? I jumped in front of him in a headbutt motion. He didn't even FLINCH!

Soooooo...he..you know...can't see me?

So is my special magic attack of 'I-can-make-marco-see-me-by-some-strange-shit-method' is temporary?

...well at least I won't be blamed by the upcoming matchmaking service that I'll be doing for the sanity of all of the perverts reading my fanfiction. Not like any of them knows...maybe?

SO YEA.

I didn't really device a plan yet soooo...see you next chapter?

BYEEEEEEE~~~

Okay so leave a review on how and what methods you want to get Ace and Marco togetherrrr~~~

(And yes I lied)

Please don't kill me.