This chapter is more sitcom than it is story. It was an idea I had that I wanted to do. So, if you're only interested in the actual narrative, this chapter is skippable. Also, innuendo warning! If you want a bit of humour, read on!

The salty air was fantastic. They had only been at sea for a few days, but the feeling of an ocean breeze had completely rejuvenated Robin. His headaches had subsided, and he actually managed to wrap his head around having a daughter that was almost as old as him. However, Morgan was also an amnesiac, and couldn't remember anything other than him. Lissa was constantly trying to get Morgan to remember her, but things hadn't gone too well so far. These sessions did, however, allow Robin to rest from his bubbly daughter. He walked out onto the deck, breathing in the fresh morning air. At the prow of the ship, he saw Link leaning out over the front, holding onto a rope for balance.

"Hoy there!" The boy turned and smiled as Robin walked over. "Enjoying the day?" Link nodded and turned his head back to the open sea. "You seem quite at home out here. Have you ever been on a boat before?" Link shook his head. "Guess you've been a sailor in a previous life, then!" Robin laughed. The boy turned and smiled sheepishly, tilting his hand back and forth. Robin could only stare. "I was only joking…"

"Milord!" Thankfully, the strange moment was interrupted by the booming footsteps of Frederick, Cherche beside him and Minerva right behind.

"Frederick!" Relief swept over the tactician. "I may be married to the princess, but I told you you don't have to call me that."

"Sorry, sir. Force of habit."

"So, how are you two doing?"

Cherche gave out a small giggle. "Poor Freddy still hasn't gotten his sea legs."

"I asked you to keep that quiet."

"I know, Frederick." She sighed. At times, the knight could be so serious. Robin could practically see the disappointment on her face. "Anyway, we should be going. It's time for Minerva's lunch!" She patted the snout of the wyvern, who gave out a soft roar. As the two walked past, Frederick leaned close to Robin's ear.

"My cabin. One hour. Bring Lissa." Robin nodded as they walked off.

"What could he need Lissa for?" The only answer Robin got was a shrug from the mysterious kid leaning from the prow.

After Robin managed to both stop Morgan from bashing her head in and Lissa from being so energetic as to ask Frederick to 'TELL HER EVERYTHING!', he found himself standing just outside Frederick's door. He took a deep breath and opened it.

"Robin, Lissa. Please come in." Frederick was sat behind a desk, studiously polishing something; presumably one of Chrom's possessions. "Please, sit." He indicated to two chairs placed close to the door. The couple looked at each other, then sat down.

"What's up, Freddy?" Lissa was the first one to pipe up.

"I am having lady troubles." Both Lissa and Robin broke out in enormous grins. "I need advice."

"We'll do what we can." Robin leaned in closer. "So, what did you want to know?"

"How do I put this? I want to know how to… make with the love." Their jaws dropped to the floor. Does he mean… Robin and Lissa turned to face each other. Their cheeks reddened, and they quickly turned away from each other. They turned back to Frederick, small smiles on their faces, and moved closer together. They didn't make eye contact with the knight, however.

"Well…" Robin began.

"Start with a drink!" Lissa burst. "Try to have it by candlelight. That always works."

"And if it doesn't, try flowers. Flowers are guaranteed romance." Frederick's face began to contort to one of confusion.

"Then, preferably, find somewhere comfortable. It doesn't always matter, but it does help."

"I found that out the hard way." Lissa's cheeks grew even redder at Robin's comment. Frederick's slowly began to turn to one of understanding, but not before Robin said one final sentence: "That's when you begin."

"Gods, stop!" Frederick practically jumped out of his chair. "That is not what I meant!"

"It's not?"

"No, milady! I wanted to know how you two managed to be so comfortable around each other. I am still new at this 'couple' thing, and I wanted to have relationship advice from veterans." He cleared his throat and stood up. "So, can you help me with this?" Relief flooded across the faces of the couple.

"Yes, I think we can." Robin looked to Lissa.

"You need to just be yourself around her."

"That's really all there is to it."

"If it was meant to be…"

"Then there won't be any real problems."

"You may fight at times…"

"But if the love is true…"

"Then everything should just come…"

"Naturally." They both said the last word. Frederick's stoic face only stared at them. Robin could see a hint of admiration behind the loyal knight's eyes.

"Intriguing. Now, I do have some more questions." He turned back to his desk and began rummaging through the drawers.

Robin leaned in and whispered to Lissa, "Lissa?"

"Yeah?"

"That was the only thing we practiced."

"Well, we're stuck now."

"Found it!" Frederick turned back around, holding a long scroll in his hand. Robin and Lissa gulped. This was going to be a long trip.

A/N: I hope I did okay making this situation. I don't actually know how these things work because no GF :( . Be sure to review or PM to tell me how I did. Any criticism is good criticism!