Akatsuki Babies
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden.
Chapter 2: Itachi's Nightmare
It was a lovely day at the Akatsuki hideout. Itachi was simply relaxing after a long day's mission, when suddenly…
(Jaws music starts playing)
Itachi: Wha… *looks behind him*
There was nothing there.
Must've been my imagination, thought Itachi.
Da da...
A shark fin passes again.
Itachi: *sweat drops* Definitely not my imagination.
Da da daaaa…..
Kisame appears out of nowhere.
Itachi: What the-
Kisame had eaten Itachi.
Itachi: *wakes up* *gasp* *pant* *pant* Oh...it was just a dream.
It was night, and the other members of the Akatsuki were asleep.
Itachi: That was some dream.
?: Are you okay Itachi-chan?
Itachi: Ah! *falls out of bed* *looks up*
Turns out that it was Hidan.
Itachi: Why are you in my bed?!
Hidan: 'Cause we're married, dumb***.
Married?!
Hidan: And stfu 'cause ya gonna wake up the f***ing kids
Kids?!
Itachi: No...NO...NOOOO!
Itachi: *wakes up* Wahhh! Oh, it was just a dream.
It was Saturday morning, and he wanted to get control of the TV before the others woke up.
He didn't want a repeat of what happened last time someone woke up before him.
Flashback:
Itachi: *sings* Yay, Yay, Yay, Wonder What's Gonna Come On Today-ay, yeah *walks in on Kisame* What the-What are you doing here?! *thinks* This is supposed to be MY time..MINE!
Kisame: Oh hey, hey Itachi. Just watchin' TV.
Itachi: *mutters*...you must die..
Kisame: Huh?
Itachi: Oh...nothing
Kisame: Oookay..wanna watch with me
Itachi: *mutters* Why would I want to watch TV with a smelly shark-faced loser that can't swim?
Kisame: Huh?
Itachi: I said I'd love to join you.
Kisame: COOOL
Itach: *glares*
Kisame: *grins*
Itachi: *sits away from him*
Kisame: Whatever. *looks at the TV* OMG dude you're gonna love this part!
Itachi: I don't care.
Kisame: WHOOO! SHE. IS. FIIIINE! I mean, just LOOK AT THOSE! I'd like to hit that.
Itachi: …..
Kisame: WOW! LOOK AT THAT ONE! SHE'S THE ONE FOR ME I MEAN-
Itachi: What are you even watching?
Kisame: Aqua Kids...today's segment is about fish...and they look fine..
Itachi…..
Kisame: *whistle* There goes another one! I give that fish a TWO THUMBS UP!
Itachi: AMATERA-
Pain: (enters the room) Don't even think about it, Uchiha.
Kisame: Oh my gosh, the Teletubbies are on!
Itachi: *twitch* *twitch*
End Flashback:
Just thinking about it gave him an earache.
Itachi: Let's just hope that it doesn't happen again anytime soon. *climbs out of bed* *falls* OUCH! sniff sniff *lips tremble* WAAAHHHH!
Itachi glances around the room, waiting for someone to come and pick him up.
Nobody came.
Itachi starts to cry again, until he realizes something.
Itachi: Wait a minute, hang on. *looks at himself*
Itachi had become shorter, smaller, and chubby; with small legs, small arms, and a smaller, but bigger face.
He had become a baby!
Itachi: ?!
In the distance:
Mysterious man: The plan is in motion. One down, the rest to go.