Im sarry for da brake guis becus i hed skool so i culdnot upd8 this desu fanfic. injoy!
Chaper to: the cortroum (ddun dun dun suspense)
Juj Asgord sed "Curt is nuw is seshion.
And then Toorrel was liek "but wyy are yuu the jej Asgurd yuu semell i haet yu"
and Asgure was liek "cri" and then he sed "Prosecutter are yu redy"
And Udine sed "OH YA IM REEDY" and she speered the bench befuer supluxing it.
It wuz reely tence. The first witnus was brout in. It was decative Peprus!
Asgored slamed his tee cup "ORDRE IN THE CURT! Witnas, staet yur name and ocupation (you now, becuz they do that all the time in ase atterney gams)
"I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ROYAL DETECTIVE (AND SOON TO BE HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD)"
Undime got realy pised "BUT THATS MYJOB!"
Asgore didnt want to heer any moer of this "just get on with your testify thingy."
" WELL, WE HAVE THREE MAIN REASONS WHY THE DEFENDANT MAY HAVE COMMITTED THE CRIME (THOUGH I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE IT…)"
"HOARD IT! " Phonixs yelled. "why dont you beleive it?"
"WELL, THEY JUST SEEM TO BE…UH….TOO NICE..?"
ABJACTIOBN # ! UNdime screemed "butthere a humin so theyre evil so that meens theyre GIILTY!"
"hey nik they dont seem to like hunams much doo they" Maya asced
"dangit. sed pheonics. now i Can't asc out oonion- sanes. it gess they dont like humins."
maya said "wait you liek unionsan?" "Guiet meya or i'll make you scrub the windows of my ofice..FROM THE OOTSIDE AHUSMAHAHHHAH." sed Feonix
"UHH, ANYWAYS, THE VICTIM, METTATON, WAS FOUND WITH DENT MARKINGS. THE DEFENDANT, THE HUMAN, HAD A FRYING PAN WITH THEM WHEN -"
HODE IT! Pheonix yled out. "how do yuu know that the dent warks we're from a freying pan?"
"WE DON'T"
"Shadupg yuu yuor suposed to say stuff that geats the defandint a guilty verdit! said Undine as she through a spear at the witnass stand."
"Continuu, Papirus" Asgor.
"BUT THE DENTS WEREN'T WHAT DEFEATED METTATON. HE WAS STABBED….WITH A KNIFE….WE THINK."
"Add thw humine had a nife tooo! ginly! guilty! guilty!" Undyme was forming at the mooth.
"And whats he finel peece of evidance?" Pheenix asked./
"I'M LOOKING AT MY NOTE, AND IT SAYS THAT….THE DEFENDANT WAS DETAINED BECAUSE THEY'RE A HUMAN."
"Finaly somethig makes sense about this casee." Undine said.
OBJICSHIN! Thats rassist! Phonics yeled.
"And yOu! studid defence atterny! shudup! im trying to get a guilt verdict here!" sed Undyne.
"Eqality fir Humins!" sed Torial from the galery. She wus then shoved out off the gelery.
"ORDAR! I WELL HAVE ORDEER!" Asgore yelled as he slamd his tea cup. " Papyus, you can cotinue."
*AHEM* , YES, YOUR HONOR.. AS I WAS SAYING, I PERSONALLY BELIEVE THE DEFENDANT TO BE NOT GUIL…."
OBSKANKTION! %! Undies yells. "This Is ASE AttrNY your supposd to say the humman in GUIIIIIIILTY!"
Papyruss ingored Undime and continuud.
"So I think that the human…. the human…. is GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"WTF!?" said Pheonix. Then he looked into the gallery. He saw a skeleton with a blue eye mind controling Papirus!
"Yu see, yur honer, even our witness thinkes that the human is gilty!."
"Wait a minute." said Asgore. "I we executed the human, whould that give us a soul?."
"HALD IT! phoenix yelled. The witness is being mind controlled! I demand a fifteen minute recess to get a new witness!"
"eh ok" Asgore said.
Later, Pheonics was talking to Maya in the courtroom lobby.
"Hey nick, how are you going to win the case? Nobody around here seems to liek humans."
Phoenix smiled evily.
"Don't worry maya. I just have to find Mettatun's real killer. If I do that then Friks can go free. And then I will be riech!"
"wow that's really cool nick. then when your rich you can get me burgers."
'NO BURERS FOR YOU MAYO." then he laughed a evil laugh. "im' going to make you pay for your litle inserection earlier."
"what do you meen nick?" said maya.
"Heheheheeeehehhhhe." youll see. Nick was looking scary.
The fifteen minute recess enved. The court reconveened.
"Your honor, I would like to say that with my brillience dectective skills I have found the ture killer of Mettaton. And it is NOT the defendant Frisk!"
'OK then, then who is the killer?" judge Asgore asked. Phoenix smiled, and then let out an evil cackle that sounded like this.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHEHHEHEHAHHAHAHAHHEHEHAHHHEAHEHAHEHHAEHEAHHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHHAEHAHEHHHEAHHhhHHHAHHHHEHAAHAHAAGGHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"THE TRUE MERDURER OF METTATON IS…." Pheonix pointed his finger at the gallery.
"NONE OTHOR THAN BURGERPANTSS!1!"
Mayo lasped out loud. "nick y u do this" and then she starts to cry.
