What would you do if you suddenly appeared in your favorite show without an explanation? What would you do if you had to deal with a jerk, a pervert and an idiot every single day? Maybe it's not so bad, at least you're not dealing with a sociopath, a know-it-all, a couch potato, and a walking innuendo. But maybe someone else is... and maybe they're in the same situation as you.

The day before Church's time-travel screw-up in killing Butch Flowers, a new sim trooper joins Blue Team. Except she's not really a sim trooper. "Awesome! We finally get a chick on our team!" "Can I kill him?" "No, Carol. You may not.

A free verse

Tucker sits at the dining table in Valhalla's Blue base, watching. Agent Washington stares into the fridge with a look of vague confusion and disgust on his face. They have been back for two days. [Between Seasons/Series, Post Season 8, Valhalla base, Team Bonding, Expiration Dates, copious headcanons, ranch dressing on pizza, enemies to tolerant roommates?, cross-posted on Ao3]

Connie was used to being a enemy, but one to the entire galaxy? It was just her and one failed Freelancer against the galaxy. Rated T for violence, death, and profanity.

Agent Georgia is a long way from home and from his freelancer buddies after a tragic jet-pack incident. Without his AI and his memories of who he was, Georgia must find a way to cope and make new friends. Maybe even make a life for himself on this strange new planet. Pre Season 9. Some York and Carolina cameos within.

A fix-it fic for the entirety of RVB Zero. After a vicious attack on Falcon Base results in the theft of a valuable alien artifact, the Alliance of Defense knows the members of Viper must be stopped. The AOD decides to reassemble the Shatter Squad, but not without help from two of the galaxy's most famous space marines, Carolina and Washington.

Someone has to test the prototypes for ONI and Project Freelancer, and a new agent might be the perfect candidate

Once a year were Santa calls for the help of some of his Spartans once a year. They're sectioned off into teams and go off to deliver the most present they can before the night ends or else they don't get their Christmas wish. Though some have less selfish reasons then others.

When Sarge reads about the Christmas Truce of World War I, he decides to get the Reds and Blues together for a Christmas celebration. Prepare for festive hijinks, Red vs Blue style (Bow chicka bow wow!) WARNING: There is some language.

A few days past since Chruch gotten his robot body and he's been keeping a close eye on the Reds. With the new body, there's no way he would never have to sleep again, right? Well, he might get an answer to that.

What if Tex left a shard of herself for Michael, AKA Caboose? What if that shard repaired his mind? What if she was his MOM (adoptive)?

Agent United States the best freelancer the USFC has seen 800 successful mission. Top tactical mind. Best aim and he never leave a living man behind. The ultimate soldier

A new Bloodgulch, New characters, the same problems. A reboot of the original Bloodgulch Cronicals because I feel like we should go back to the roots. Rated teen for language

What if when everyone parted ways Grif's sister, Kai, would sometimes go with Tucker on some of his adventures. Takes place near the end of season 7 when Tucker sends the distress signal and throughout the rest of the show. Tags: semi-badass Tucker and Sister (Kai), two new Alien AI, Tucker will have freelancer-type tech,

He could never forget her, and his memories were the keystone in the center of everything he was. Yet it is said we are not human beings but human becomings. Leonard Church was no exception.

Wash wakes up in the hospital on Chorus. How will he take it when he finds out he has brain damage?

Driven into hiding by the madness of humanity, the experiments that were Zero and Phase, along with their companion Diesel, search to expose the truth by any means possible. Presented with an alien artifact, they finally enact their plans. Power is their tool, necessity is their language, and peace is their desire. Yet only a handful dare to stand in their way for their orders.

"The heart that truly loves never forgets." Oneshot/drabble compilation. Feel free to PM prompts or add them to your reviews.

Even the humblest leader has wisdom to share.

Where's Doc? Thanks to the future cube, he's not anywhere.

"Valor is a soldierly compound of vanity, duty and the gambler's hope." Ambrose Bierce. Stories of Freelancers and their legacies.

Washington remembers his past and try's (not) to forget.

After everything Caboose has been through, is there a way to give him peace? Can he find love? Or will his life become a dark void of sorrow and grief? Can he live with his actions and the choices he's made, or will he end it all just to save what he has left?

David felt lucky. Well lucky wasn't the word he would use, but he couldn't think of any other. Just two weeks ago he was court-martialed and was about to get his punishment, when suddenly he got contacted by someone who seemed to be interested in him and his skills.