I got three requests today, so I'm going to start off with the person who reviewed first.
Tigertyler asked: How about OrElf, Orga and Elfman?
After the Grand Magic Games, Sabertooth and Fairy Tail had been establishing an alliance. Which meant that every so often, the Sabertooth members would invade the Fairy Tail guild hall to get some booze, and vice versa. This was one of those times, and the five strongest mages of Sabertooth were currently sitting at a long table with various members of Fairy Tail. That is, except for Orga Nanagear, the Lightning God Slayer, who was currently sitting outside. The guild doors swung open, and out stepped Elfman Strauss, a takeover mage.
"Hey, Elfman," Orga grunted as he shifted his attention to the taller man. He was holding an unmarked bottle, which itself was disturbing, but he was also swaying on his feet. Orga stood up and grabbed Elfman's shoulder, "Elfman, look me in the eyes."
However, it seemed as though he was completely hammered and couldn't focus his attention on anything. Orga sighed and shocked the drunken man with some of his lightning. Said man immediately perked and jumped nearly a foot. "W-what was that for?! That wasn't manly at all."
Elfman looked absolutely furious while Orga looked rather smug. "That's what you get for being an idiot."
Elfman grabbed his upper arm and literally dragged him into the nearest alley before letting go of his arm, only to pin him against the wall using his shoulders. Orga may have looked bored, but on the inside he was blushing like a love-struck schoolgirl. He had admired Elfman ever since he struck down Bacchus in the one-on-one matches during the GMG's.
Orga smirked and said, "What are you going to do, Elfman? Beat me up? Threaten me? Ravish me?" Those seemed to be the magic words, for as soon as they were said, Elfman's eyes closed halfway and he leaned forward into the god slayer's personal space.
"That doesn't sound like a bad idea, actually. Seems rather manly to me." With that, he closed the distance between them and kissed the shorter man. Orga's eyes went wide with shock, he had never thought that this would ever happen and he was rather glad that it did. He closed his eyes and opened his mouth to Elfman's probing tongue. Elfman slid his hand up his shirt just as Orga started pulling on his hair in an effort to get him to suck on his neck.
Just as fate would have it, they were interrupted. "Elf-nii! Where'd you go?" Lisanna Strauss, another takeover mage and Elfman's little sister, was apparently looked for him. Orga pushed him away and gestured for him to exit out of the alley. Before he did such a thing, he grabbed Orga and whispered his address to him. He finally pulled away and left the alley with a wink and a shout to his sister to let her know that he was there.
Orga sighed and leaned against the alley wall, breathing deeply. He simply could not believe that what had happened had actually happened. He quickly pinched himself only to be reminded that he was, in fact, awake. Five minutes later, he too left the alley with a small smile on his face, heading towards his new destination, Elfman's house.
~Fin~
That all kind of just came out of me. I was planning on ending it with no kiss, but my mind went blank and I somehow typed this and it's not half bad. I do see them as more of a crack ship, though. Please comment any requests you have and if you want a specific scene you want, you need to tell me it. I might upload another chapter today, it really depends on if I'm feeling the writing or not. Sometimes I get horrible writers block and I can't write anything decent for days. ALSO, FAIRY TAIL NAMES SUCK BECAUSE THERE ARE LIKE FIFTY WORDS UNDERLINED IN RED IN THIS ONE CHAPTER AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY.