Como estas beaches! xD Last chapter got ALOT of requests. I was PM'ed about 27 times to break Cardin's legs. Well... Maybe, not this chapter but they will in a other one. We left off where Jaune just shot into the Emerald Forest Team Rocket Style and flew back. Anyways you shall laugh. I got a lot of requests because I was gone for SO FREAKING LONG. I'm sorry about that guys. I had some "troubles" at school and I am now in a different school for the rest of 10th grade... I have a lot more time now so I will try to get more chapters up. Also this chapter isn't M but is on the railing of it. Dirty jokes, sex dares, the truth of what is Ninjas of Love about... Remember Jaune is ripped in this because of his training. Also I have decided to make chapters sort of based on one character, today is Jaune.
Jaune's Dare:
"Weiss I dare you to say to Ruby... Wow. That Ruby girl is really, really, really cool- even better than me- and I want to be your very best friend. And you have to say it in exact words."
"You freaking suck."
"You had this coming you butt face."
"Ugh fine. Wow. That Ruby girl is really, really, really cool- even better than me- and I want to be your very best friend."
"Aww! So do I!" Ruby squeezing Weiss
"Let go of me!"
"NEVAR!"
Weiss's Dare:
"Professor I dare you to break your favorite coffee mug."
"How dare you!"
"You have to do it Professor."
"We have to go. Thank you for the fun." Ozpin and Glynda getting up and leaving
"Way to dodge a dare..." Jaune says pouting
"Who's going now?" Yang asks looking around
"I want to be dared! BUT! Nothing dangerous or something that could KILL me." Jaune says jumping up
"Jaune do you ever think sexually about Pyrrha? I mean you had to have when you were pinned to the tree and she was below you. She was practically giving you a show." Yang says smirking
"My god... I'm never doing this again..." Jaune says putting the palm to his head
"Well do you? I want the truth" Pyrrha says smirking
"No I don't!" Jaune says looking away blushing
"That's to bad. I think things about you sometimes..." Pyrrha says smirking
"Alright fine! Sometimes! God damn it!" Jaune says pouting
"What about me?" Ruby says smirking
"And me?" Yang asks
"The truth? Fine. Ruby, no I'm not a pedo. Yang, WHO WOULDN'T! I mean sometimes, don't take it a hard way. I know about five guys on other teams talking about doing it with you... Perverts these days..." Jaune says blushing
"Heh. Pyrrha, you now have some competition for Jaune. I want Jaune. Or when your alone inside your room..." Yang says blushing
"Um... I have NO idea how to respond to that..." Jaune says now face red as a tomato
Jaune's truth:
"Weiss, do you have a crush on Ruby?" Jaune asks smirking
"No you dolt! Why would you think that? My god, you are the dumbest person I've ever seen... Do you try to embarrass me?" Weiss says annoyed
"I try my best, Snow Angel..." He says smirking
"What's my nickname?" Yang says scooching over to Jaune so their hands are touching
"Um... How about, Yangey-Bear?" Jaune says blushing
"Oh hell naw! I was here first!" Pyrrha getting in between them
"Let's go to the next dare please!" Jaune says in between pushing and clawing
Weiss's Truth:
"Blake, what is Ninjas of Love REALLY about?" Weiss says smirking
"Nothing! It's... It's.. Nothing..." Blake says blushing
"Tell us, I need to know what to do with Jaune." Yang says pushing away Pyrrha
"When did you SUDDENLY start to like him?" Pyrrha says furious
"Anyways... It's about a... A ninja and she fights a sexy man. After they fought they fell in love and "Did things" Who somehow looks like Jaune... One second..." Blake says taking out the book and flipping to a page.
"Uh... Blake?" Ren says looking at her blush and looking at Jaune
"Hi I'm Blake. I don't think we've been properly introduced..." Blake says walking up to Jaune blushing
"My god! What is happening tonight?!" Jaune says blushing hardcore with Yang pulling on one arm, Pyrrha pulling on another arm, and Blake tugging on his shirt
"Jaune... This will end badly, but before it does teach me your ways." Ren says smirking
Blake's Dare:
"Jaune you have to reenact Ninjas of Love with me." She says smirking
"Ok then, won't be that hard. All I've got to do is fight you. Let's do this!" Jaune says getting up and releasing his sword and shield
"Oh, did I mention he doesn't have a shirt on?" She says blushing
"I hate this game..." Jaune says taking his shirt off to reveal his slight 6 pack and muscular tone
"Ruby close your eyes..." Yang says covering them
"But I wanna see!" Ruby says pouting
"To young..." Yang says smirking
By then everyone had stopped bickering and watched Jaune take off his shirt. Basically everyone had a nosebleed at the sight even Weiss.
"So, how do we do this... God it's cold..." Jaune says shivering
"You... Actually we don't have to do the beginning we'll just do the end." Blake says walking up to Jaune and starting to stare at the sight of him
"What's the end?" Jaune says blushing and looking away
"Let me see that book!" Yang yells grabbing the book and flipping to the end of the fight
"Wait, no!" Yang try's stopping Blake but she was to late. She had already started making out with Jaune. She let go after a while blushing furiously while Jaune is just standing there in a gaze. After a while they both sit down.
Ruby's Dare:
"Guys, I have an idea! Let's just gang Jaune with dares!" Ruby says smirking
"Great idea!" Weiss says grinning
"I hate my life..." Jaune says pouting
"Jaune I dare you to keep your shirt off for the rest of the night." Ruby says laughing and blushing
"It's so cold out though!" Jaune says shivering
"Let me warm you!" Yang says jumping next to him
"Uhh... Well... I mean I do feel warmer..." He says blushing
"Yang your practically throwing yourself at him. Your out of character! Monty created us for a reason! D:" Pyrrha says
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE ITS MY FANFIC AND IM GONNA DO WHAT I WANT FOOLZ :3
Jaune's Dare:
"Nora I dare you to sing I'm queen on the castle with Magnhild balancing on your head."
"Easy!" Nora says jumping up and getting out Magnhild
"Oh did I mention you have to do it on your tippy toes? Oh and your on one foot." Jaune says smirking
"I'm gonna fall though!" She says pouting
"I'll do it with you, I'll use my shield." Jaune says jumping up and getting out his shield
"You ready?" Nora says winking at Ren
"Yea, but I'm singing King of the castle. I ain't no queen!" Jaune says laughing
"Ok go!" Yang says
"I'm queen of the castle I'm queen of the castle!" Nora says laughing
"I'm king of the castle I'm king of the- WOAH!" Jaune's singing was interrupted by him tripping and falling flat on his face
"Are you ok?!" Yang, Pyrrha, and Blake say rushing to towards his aid
"I'm good." He says getting up and brushing his head
How did you like that guys? Sorry for the wait guys. I hope you enjoyed and I will try to get more up as often as possible. Please review.