A/N : Hey everyone I'm back and with a new chapter Sorry its been Months since I've updated I've been really busy with the worlds street fighting tournament where I almost won except stupid Sagat kept tiger uppercutting me until i lost both rounds Hahaha Just kidding I didnt really think anyone would even bother to look at this story but then i saw some people fallow it and favorite it and one person asking me to make more so thank you guys for inspring me to write more and i hope you enjoy the third chapter also as usual i do not own saints row blah blah blah
"This is Jane Valderamma with channel 6 news, two vice king gang members were found brutally beaten and another member stabbed to death it is still unknown however who has committed the crime but this reporter can tell you if these Vice kings survive they will be on trial for any crimes they may have committed". "Holy shit" Chris said as he turned off the TV. Lin walked into the room yawning "what happened?" asked Lin still yawning "Just some VK's died" Chris said. Lin quietly got dressed and told chris that she was leaving to get work done on her car she kissed chris goodbye and left Chris walked back to his couch and sat down "Well shit what do I do now?" Then Chris's phone started ringing "Hey man its Dex I got some moves to make on the Carnales come to the church" "well that's fucking convenient" So Chris walked outside and got into his car and drove off to the church. He parked nearby the church damn though the church was so ghetto maybe it could use some renovations you know something that doesn't scream hey gang hideout chris walked into the church and into Dex's little operation room. Dex looked back at Chris "oh hey man I didn't hear you come in check this out the Carnales were the first organized gang in the city until king stepped up against them but tell you what I so much worried about their history as I am the fact A the Lopez brothers are some crazy mutha fuckas and B their enforcer Victor survived over a dozen VK drive bys sounds pretty bad right? Well add in the fact that their backed up the biggest drug cartel in the world you'll understand why I wanna play it safe instead of pulling a Johnny we cut off their income first then we go after hector now listen" Dex pulled up a map of southern Stillwater so your gonna hit three drug labs here, here and here point to multiple locations on the map so chris followed orders and walked to his car and drove down to this abandoned shack by the river and sure enough there were a couple of Carnales outside guarding the entrance Chris took out his Vice 9 and fired a couple of random shots. Instantly shots were returned and Chris threw a Molotov at the Carnales he didn't hit anyone however he set the building on fire "oh shit!" chris said as he jumped behind his car .Highly flammable drug making equipment plus a burning down building is not a good thing and suddenly it was like the fourth of July for a psychopath fireworks and bodies soared threw the sky and with that chris made his getaway before the Carnales or the cops showed up and onto to the second lab this time chris decided to go all metal gear solid and snuck in threw a conveniently opened window "Yea cause no one will fucking smell drugs or anything" Chris thought but luck apparently hates chris because two Carnales were walking in "hey the fuck are you doing in here!" Chris didn't have time to answer because the Carnales just fired at random hoping to hit Chris but the idiot just ended up blowing up the equipment releasing a gas into the air and boy that was some strong shit and unfortunately Chris breathed some of it in . Chris started to see random things his fingers were gone the sky was fucking neon rainbow and Johnny was in a damn dress sipping tea with two other random dudes "Holy shit man the fuck is going on?" "Is everything alright Christopher does something trouble you?" asked the imaginary Johnny "Come sit, sit" said Johnny "James please pour my friend some tea" "Yea ok fuck this I'm out" Chris got into his Car and drove on the on the wrong side of the highway and crashed into a incoming car "aw man my car" chris moaned and curled up into a ball and started crying. A couple of saints were driving by and noticed Chris on the street "Hey isn't he one of us?" the saint asked his buddy "Oh yea that's the new kid the fuck is he doing?" One of the saints got out of the car and lightly kicked Chris with his foot "Mommy I don't wanna go to school" chris complained The two saints busted out laughing "Damn man he is fucked up , "Come on man let's take him back to the church". They carried Chris to their car and drove him back to the church "Yo Dex" one of the saints said carrying in Chris "hey what's up …. Oh what the fuck" said Dex waking in and noticing the guys carrying in Chris "dude he is fucked up" said the saint "Hey man you ok?" asked Dex "There are too many dolphins in this disco" Chris said "Fuck I'll take him back to his place we'll get someone else to take care of the last lab"
All three of them carried chris outside and they put chris in the back seat and Dex drove off to Chris's place he carried to the door and knocked loudly "Gimme a second" a voice said from inside the house The door opened slowly and Dex's jaw dropped "the fuck" said Dex In the doorway was a beat red Lin in nothing but a tank top and her underwear "H..Hey Dex how you doing?" Lin asked her voice cracking a bit "Um uh yea he's out cold" Dex chuckled nervously, wow you could really feel the awkward "So umm here you go" Dex said putting Chris on the floor and running back to his car. Lin dragged Chris to the couch and sat down at the edge "Dammit this is gonna be so awkward" Lin left Chris to sleep on the couch while she went to sleep on his bed.
The next morning Chris woke up with the biggest headache "Man the fuck happened yesterday" Chris looked around "How'd I get back home?" "Dex and a couple of the guys brought you back" Lin said walking across the room "it was really fucking weird when Dex saw me here" "Shit sorry"
"Doesn't matter just we gotta get back to work" Lin said walking out the door "come on" So lin met up with Donnie and drove to Sharps Mansion with Chris stealthily following behind them and walked up to the window to listen in .Sharp and Price were talking "I know he's your friend Joseph but I will not have that nimrod interfere with my plans" Sharp said "Your plans" asked price "Our plans" said Sharp
"Look Donnie may be a little flakey but he always steps up in the end" Price said trying to reassure his uncle "I certainly hope so" said sharp sounding very concerned. "Lin and I" got this shit down Donnie said walking in with Lin "This should be compelling" Sharp said sounding not too convinced. His nephew gave him a fuck you look "So check this shit out so we lost the parts the buyers want and there's no way another shipment is like that is gonna come in anytime soon. Lin and I did the math and there's a couple of key cars that we can strip down to get the parts we need" Donnie finished "See what'd I tell you this guy's a fucking genius" said Price his faith in Donnie restored "I'm gonna get the boys ready" said Price as he walked out of the room "So your plan is to go steal cars, you really know how to think outside the box" Sharp said insulting Donnie "Don't talk to him like that" said lin standing up for Donnie "I'll take your advice to heart" Sharp said "It's not advice" Lin said pissed off at Sharp "Ooh a threat" Sharp lightly chuckled. Lin was pissed off now "Listen up you old f..f" Donnie cut off Lin "Lin its" "Shut up Donnie" Lin and Sharp said in Unison "you were saying" Sharp said "I was about to tell you to go fuck yourself" Lin continued "And here I thought we were bonding" "Let's go Donnie" said Lin as she and Donnie were about to leave "I think that's the smartest thing you've said all day" Lin flipped off Sharp as she left with that Chris knew his job and stole the first car off the street since he crashed his prized hammerhead Chris drove off and chased after the cars
After he finished he called up Lin "Yo it's Lin" "Hey are you done yet?" asked Chris "Yea I'm done I'm actually at home you coming back soon?" "Yea I was actually thinking why dint we have a movie date or something I'm coming up on a blockbuster what's your favorite" Lin cut him off instantly "Not telling you" lin quickly said "The hell why not?" "Your gonna laugh" lin responded "No I won't I promise" Lin sighed deeply "Bridget Jones Diary" Chris stopped the car in the middle of the parking lot he busted out laughing Lin got pissed off "I fucking knew you would laugh" "I..I'm sorry it's just…. it's just Lin the great and terrifying's favorite movie is the biggest chick flick ever "Fuck you Chris Fuck you" "Aw I love you too I'm renting it now I'll see you when I get home" so with that hilarious thought Chris rented the chick flick bought some pop corn and a six pack and drove home. So he got home started the movie. Lin and Chris were about ¾ ways through the movie when Chris held Lin in his arms Lin sighed "Hey chris" Lin asked with a look on her face looking like she had something to say "What is it Lin?" "Do you think this is worth all everything I mean risking our lives being in a gang" "Well I didn't really care what happened to me then I met you and now I'll go to the ends of the fucking earth just to see you happy" Lin smiled as she lay her head on his chest snuggling into his chest "Yeah" she said before sighing
"What's wrong?" asked Chris Lin sighed deeply "I love you chris" Chris let out a sigh before kissing Lin on the head "And I love you Lin" Lin pulled Chris in for a kiss before pushing him back on the couch she put her hands on his chest kissing before she took her top off
Meanwhile at Sharps mansion Price came in the living room look frustrated on the phone
"Whoa slow down Donnie, don't worry about it wasn't your fault, I know you are its ok Yea you do that later" "Fuck!" Price yelled as threw his phone at the wall breaking it "That was productive" Sharp said
"That's the second time the saints fucked us" Price said pissed off "Three times if you count the attack on the garage" Sharp corrected his nephew "Quite the coincidence don't you think?" "What do you mean?" asked Price "Well let's think the same four people knew about those jobs and if I didn't sell out and you didn't sell us out then who did?" "What Donnie no he may hate when shit gets tough but he wouldn't do that to me!" Price said "And that leads it to …." "Lin" Said price realizing who had been screwing him over "Bravo" Sharp said "This is gonna be a bitch to explain to Donnie" Price groaned "Luckily for you won't be the one who tells him" "what?" Asked Price "Please your too attached to the boy I'll handle this" Price gave his uncle a warning "I don't give a shit what you do to Lin but don't you dare hurt Donnie" "I wouldn't dream of it"
The next day it was getting late and Chris was at the church when Julius came by and congratulated Chris "Nice work playa Lin's been telling me you've been doing a helluva job with the Rollerz and Some other things" Julius chuckled Chris raised an eyebrow "And some other things?" Julius laughed "Words goes around quick almost everyone knows about the two gang bangers in love you guys got like a bonnie and Clyde thing going on?" Chris laughed when all of sudden his phone went off and it was Lin "Hey come to the Pool Hall word is that the Rollerz got something big coming in" "Got it" Chris replied "that Lin? Well don't let me keep you" Chris nodded and left the church got into his rental and head down to Southern Stillwater Chris didn't care anymore he was the happiest he had ever been and no matter what Lin would always be there at his side.
So How'd you guys enjoy chapter 3 and any suggestions for chapter 4? Oh and I've decided to name Chris's sister Alexis and one last thing I'm now going to try to post weekly if not sooner Well i hope you guys enjoyed reading it as much as i did writing it Please review and share your thoughts with me