Hey guys. I'm SOO sorry I wasn't updating. My birthday was on the 26th and the whole family came down. Like 20 people... Well, now I'm on an airplane heading to Cali. I'm writing this on my Ipad Notes. Don't expect much. Just expect retardation. Also I'm making a "Steps to Be Successful on FanFiction!" I know I'm not the best at this. But I just want to help others. Well enjoy!

Jaune was in a situation. One which made no sense. It was supposed to be a friendly game of Truth or Dare. Now it's an all out brawl. For him. I mean... Just, what? He wasn't the best looking, he isn't skilled in fighting, he isn't good at anyth- "TIM SHUT UP." Fine. Noob.

"Guys can we stop this? Please? I can't feel my body..." Jaune said wearily looking around at the people beside him tugging at his arms. The only people who weren't were Ren, Nora, Weiss, and Ruby. I mean he's just screwed.

"NOT TILL YOUR MINE." They screamed in frustration and fury... Which wasn't too good for Jaune, he couldn't even beat a squirrel in a fight, I mean look, he's we- "TIM I WILL COME UP THERE AND CHOP THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU." This is my story dumbass. "I'm Jaune Arc I do what I want." Hell no. "Alright fine. But can you please turn this back into a ACTUAL story? Like a ToD?" Fineeeeeeeeeee. "No OC's... Mkay?" Oh I know. They ruin stories. People always op them. And then put them with together with their favorite character and... I'm just gonna stop. Right now. And if I see another crappy OC story I'm going to shoot the living shit out of myself. (Oh and about that. Shout out to Dragovish. He has a pretty good OC story. Go check it out! Also please send prayers to his friend who was killed. In Russia. I mean hey, what did you expect? It's Russia. No offense to anyone. Except Putin.)

Back at the Campfire:

"Jaune. I dare you to do Hammer Time." Ruby says cracking up

"Fine. You're doing it with me. Now." Jaune said picking up Ruby and putting her next to him

"STOP." Yang yelled

"What's wrong?!" Everyone said looking at her

"HAMMERTIME BITCHES." She yelled pulling out a CD Player and turning it on. Laughing.

As soon as the music hit they both started to squat, put their hands to their knees, and did the hammer. (I know how it goes I just don't know how to describe it. Sorry!)

"Done." They said both walking down back to their sits thinking they're cool. But they weren't. They were just dumbly cool. Barely cool.

Pyrrha's Dare:

"Nora. Go break Cardin's legs."

"Done." She said getting up immediately, grabbing her hammer, and getting out of there faster then you can say "Jaune deserves a harem."

"He's screwed..." Jaune face palming instantly.

"Can't she get it trouble?" Yang asked

"Nope." Professor Ozpin said coming out of no where

"Uh? Hi?" They all say waving

"They're all assholes. The only reason they're here is because I lost a game of Poker..." Ozpin said sipping his cup and sitting down next to Glynda and Jaune. "Jaune what is up with your shirt?". "Girls..." He chuckled a bit at Jaune response. "I see... Oh there you are Ms Valkyrie." Nora now walked up to them. Said hi. Smiled. And sat down.

"Nora you have blood on your gear... DID YOU FREAKING MURDER HIM?" Blake screamed

"Nope. Breaking someone's legs are bloody... Very bloody..." She smiled.

"Ren, you're dating a psychopath..." Jaune said

"I know..."

Ruby's Dare:

"Professor I dare you... To give us all A+'s for EVERY SEMESTER FOR THE REST OF OUR TIME IN BEACON. Oh and a limitless supply of cookies."

"Well, it is a dare... Done." Professor says chuckling

Professor's Dare:

"Mr. Arc I dare you to sing Eight Days a Week by the Beatles. To Ms. Long."

"Atleast it's not that bad..." (I'm just gonna say it. IM A HARD-FREAKIN-CORE YAUNE SHIPPER. MMK?)

Jaune then walked over to Yang. And just got a guitar. Out of no where. Just kidding I have him one! :D

"Ooh I need your love babe guess you know it's true. Hope you need my love babe, just like I need you! Hold me, love me, hold me, love me, ain't got nothing but love babe, Eight Days A Week. Love you everyday girl. Always on my mind. One thing I can say girl. Love you all the time! Hold me, love me, hold me, love me, ain't got nothing but love girl, Eight Days a Week! Eight Days a Week, I loooove you. Eight Days a Week is not enough to show I care!" Jaune then kissed Yang's forehead which was red like roses. (Nailed it.) and walked back to Professor, bowed, and sat down.

Everyone was completely dumbfounded. He just sang, and it sounded great! Then he played on a guitar! Uh what?!

"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" Everyone yelled, while Yang was just staring.

"I've learned many skills. Also singing." He said smiling

"DO ANOTHER!"

(Guys. This just turned into the best concert you will ever see/read/be amazed by)

"I can't. I don't know other songs."

(Jk)

"Look what you did to Yang! She's like paralyzed!" Ruby yelled looking at Yang. "Yang? Yaaaang? You in there?" Ruby said waving her hand around her face

"Well, looks like you broke her..."

"How do I fix it?"

"True Loves kiss."

"BULL. SHIT." He facepalmed instantly.

"Nope. Do it. Ship Yaune. LET IT GOOOO LET IT GOOOO THE DAY HAS COME TO LET IT GOOOOOOO..." Ruby sings

"Ruby."

"Yes?"

"Please shut up... That's not even the lyrics..."

"KISS HER." Ruby yells

"Fine!" Jaune said walking up to Yang and kneeing down to her. "Uh, Yang?" He said looking at her. Her mouth was gaping and just staring... "Here we go..." Jaune now leaned to Yang. Jaune cupped her cheeks, blushing, and leaned in.

(I'm just workin on some kissing description stuff.)

Some people say kisses are amazing. That it's absolutely wonderful. Well, this was better. Jaune put actual passion in to this kiss. He kept kissing her for 5 seconds before he felt something. He felt her hand holding onto his neck. Then he could feel her tongue. Her tongue tasted like peaches... Oddly. But he didn't mind. Once the kiss got more intimate, as in grabbing under the shirt or leaning in more, they ran out of breathe. "Welcome back." He smiled looking into her blue lilac eyes. They both smiled for a bit then hugged.

"Um, hello? Were still here..." Weiss said looking at them

"Oh yeah... Forgot..." Jaune said tumbling down next to Yang

(Sorry about this. I just wanted to work on this.)

Alright! Done! I hope you liked it! Longer then usual! That's good! Hope you enjoyed!