Holy shit its been a while. Im sorry for keeping you all in waiting. I lost interest in RWBY for a while but Ive gotten back into it. Also! I NEED a lemon writer for some work I have coming up. PM me if you are one. Also can someone please make a Jaune and Yang lemon? I'll give you a shoutout 3. Anyways, enjoy! I only meant to keep you waiting ;).
Jaune's Dare:
"Alright Jaune, I dare you to go up to Ozpin and inspire him. In some way." Yang said to Jaune, as she was trying to not laugh.
"Fuck."
"DO IT PUSSY."
"Piss off."
"NO BALLS."
"Fuck you."
-Later at Ozpin's Office-
"Um sir. Can I come in I have something I need to say to you." Jaune said walking to Ozpin's desk.
Little did Jaune know was that his scroll was on and recording him.
"Yes come in, what would you like to tell me?" Ozpin said looking at Jaune
"Well um... Sir. Don't let your dreams be your dreams."
"What?"
"Just do it."
"Jaune I don't understand."
"YES YOU CAN. DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE YOUR DREAMS."
"Why are you yelling?"
"JUST"
"Jaune calm down."
"DO"
"Do you need medical attention?"
"IT."
"Alright Jaune, firstly. Look at your scroll. You're being recorded. So obviously this was another one of your childish dares... Why are you always the one doing the dumbest dares?"
"Honestly, I don't even know."
"Go back to your friends. Also you may need this." Ozpin said tossing Jaune a condom.
"Wait what."
"Ive seen the ways the female huntresses look at you.. I dont know why, but you seem to be a 'Lady Killer.' Nonetheless, look at for Ms. Long. She seems to be very interested in your.. Um.. Sword."
"Sir what are you talking about."
"Bye bye now." Ozpin said pushing Jaune out of his room
"Ah I remember when I was young.." Ozpin said drinking his coffee while looking at Jaune walk away.
"Haha Jaune.. You're fucked."
Weiss's Dare:
"Weiss I dare you to call your dad and say 'Fuck off you bloody wanker.' Also while your facetiming him. Then flick him off." Yang said laughing at Weiss.
"What?! I can't do that! He'll literally kill me!" Weiss said, looking paler then ever.
"If I remember correctly. You have to. Since I do all of the dares here. Pussies." Jaune said looking at Weiss
"Fine. But if I get in trouble Im telling on you all."
Weiss then reached for her scroll, went into her contacts and.. With a soft whimper, clicked on facetime to her dad.
After minutes of waiting, there was no answer.
"Well looks like I cant do the dare." Weiss said, smiling like a pure asshole. Lets all admit it, shes an asshole.
"Sike." Ren said, holding up his scroll with Weiss's dad's face on the screen.
"How did you get his number?" Weiss asked
"Im Monty. I can do whatever I want. Even from heaven."(I miss you bud 3)
"Weiss Schnee. What is the meaning of this?" Weiss's dad said looking at Weiss through the screen.
"Um daddy.. Well you see.. Guys I can't do this.." She said looking around at everyone with her puppy eyes.
"DO IT PUSSSYYYY" Ruby yelled looking at her. Which put everyone into shock, hearing Ruby swear is a very rare occasion. Especially at Weiss. Shes always so nice to Weiss , even though Weiss is always a bitch to her.
"Dad... Well. Fuck off you bloody wanker. Straight up suck my dick. You were the worst father in the world. You were never nice to me. You told me I was your least favorite child.. Fuck you." Weiss said to her dad flicking him off then hanging up on him.
"Done."
"The fuck?"
"What, thats what you asked for.."
"Do you want to explain or..."
"No I think we're done."
"Ok.."
Ruby's Dare:
"Ruby, your dare is to shoot this cookie." Blake said menacingly whilst holding up a cookie.
"You evil motherfu... I cant do it." Ruby said tearfully
"You have to do it Ruby.." Blake said laughing and putting the cookie on the ground
"FINE."
Ruby then got out Crescent Rose and with one swift motion destroyed the cookie into tiny pieces.
"Its done."
"Actually, I said shoot the cookie... So you're going to have to do that again.." Blake said holding out another cookie
"Please no.."
"DO IT!"
"FINE"
She then shot the cookie and started to cry.
"Alright who's next?"
Jaune(The Sexy Beast)'s Dare:
"Jaune, I dare you to fuck me." Yang said looking at Jaune
"Uh.. Qué? My name is Juan. I don't know who this Jaune fellow is, but he seems like a greater fighter and sexual beast." Juan said, (Yes Juan.. Not Jaune)
"Excuse me Yang? We made it clear I had dibs." Weiss said staring at Yang.
"Well, its up to him." Yang replied to Weiss smirking
"I guess, so Jaune.. Who do you pick?"
"My right hand."
"Fair enough."
Pyrrha's Dare:
"Pyrrha I dare you to say you hate Arkos. And you'll never late it happen.. EVER." Ruby said
"I can't do that. I'm not a liar." Pyrrha responded, blushing
"Too bad.. Do it." Yang said
"I don't mean it but fine. Jaune.. We'll never be a couple. Ever. I don't like Arkos.. It will never happen." Pyrrha said, staring into Jaunes eyes
"Why not? I think we'd be a great couple! Maybe even one day get married and have kids!" Jaune said jokingly
"Have my children."
"What?"
"Oh nothing.. Next dare!"
Blake's Dare:
"Blake you're dare is to show us what Ninjas of Love is.." Nora said
"You really don't want to know what it is.." She replied
"Just show us." Ren insisted
"Guys, really.. I don't think you want to read it. Its not child friendly.." She said
"We're all adults here.. Except for Yang, shes a 12 year old trapped in a 18 year olds sexy body.." Jaune said looking at Yang and winking
"I really shouldn't show you guys.." Blake hesitated
"Do it pusssssy." Nora yelled
"If you insist.." Blake said reaching for her book.
She then showed everyone the book, from the samurais to the ninjas to the straight up anal. (IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ANAL IS DO NOT USE THE WORD
"Well... Um... Alrighty then.." Jaune said with his nose full of blood.
"You asked for it." Blake said smirking
"That was graphic.. Why does the word harem remind me of something..." Jaune said.
(Fuck you bud I'm doing you a favor.) NO YOU'RE NOT (Yes I am, dude anyone would kill for your situation) Fuck you Tim.
(No thanks I'm not gay) I fucking hate you. (Do I have to make a Mary Stu and come into the story and beat your ass?)
I'm sorry master. (That's what I thought bitch.)
Yang's Dare:
"Yang your dare is to not be all up on Jaune for the rest of this game." Pyrrha said menacingly (Btw 'rest of this game' means this rest of this chapter)
"Nope. Cant and wont do it." Yang said scooting closer to Jaune
"Im his Sunfire" She said
"True." Jaune replied
"You have to do it, its a dare." Ruby said
"How about.. NO." Yang said back
"God damn it Yang, just for the rest of this game." Weiss said
"Fine, only for the rest of the game. Then he's mine." She said scooting away from Jaune.
"Don't let go Jaune.."
"I'll never let go."
"Queers."
Nora's Dare:
"Nora, I dare you kiss Ren, we all know you both want to." Pyrrha said
"WHAT? We're together but not together together.. I mean if he wants to then yeah.. But I don't know.. It's really hard for me to unders-." Nora's rumbling was cut off by Ren's lips. They tasted like heaven to her. (Miss you 3) The kiss was short, to Nora's dismay.
"Nora, we're together together." Ren said hugging Nora.
"God, I'm such a good matchmaker..." Pyrrha said smiling to herself
"Now, your dare Ren." Jaune said smiling. He was about to get revenge.
"Fuck."
Ren's Dare:
"Ren, I dare you to strip down to your underwear. Go up to Goodwitch, start to rap Keep Up EP. Then flick her off." Jaune said smirking
"WHY I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU. IT WAS ALWAYS THEM. I HELPED YOU WHEN THEY TRIED TO FUCK YOU."
"Oh shit.. Sorry I forgot, um.. You have to do it though.."
(I suggest listening to the actual song before you read this, the rap part is around 1:30)
-Later at Goodwitch's office-
"Excuse me Ms. Goodwitch. I have something I need to show you.." Ren said as he entered her office.
"What is it boy, why are you in your underwear? This is not the place for that... Just have a seat." She said walking over to him
"Well, um.." He hesitated
"Its another stupid dare isn't it?" She asked
"Pretty much.." He said faintly
"Just get it over with.." She said face-palming
"Well.. I have a question.." He said
"What is it?" She asked Ren
"Can you keep up?"
"Can I what?"
"CAN YOU KEEP UP?"
"Everyone's baffed, "Who are they?, who are you?"
How's Goodwitch got a sidehoe too?
It's a simple equation, fam
You get bare P's, if you get bare views
Like you get bare P's if you work bare hours
And I get bare P's if I make bare tunes
Don't hate now cause man's got powers
You get bare slaps if you get bare rude
Turn the clock back 10 years, nobody cared
Man was airing me
5 years later, my first fight insued. Now men are scared of me
Today: Integrity and Integri-tees
Nora's wearing me
All we really wanna know
Is can you keep up?"
"Get out."
"Yes ma'am."
And that is the end! The next chapter will be out soonish, I just need more requests. MAKE A JAUNEXYANG LEMON. I hope you enjoyed this extremely shitty chapter that I whipped up in about an hour! Anyways. Someone please make a JaunexYang lemon.. Pwease 3