Levi yawned, and cracked open an eyelid, as he heard something bang in the kitchen. Grumbling sleepily to himself, he wandered down the hallway to the kitchen. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Levi barked, startling Hange. She jumped, and cracked her head on the counter. She stood up hurriedly, and brushed off her knees. She smiled warily at him, and kicked the bottom cupboard shut.

"Uh, just making coffee!" She chirped, picking up her steaming mug. She scurried out of Levi's way, and sat her mug down on the other side of the bench. "I'll uh, make you a coffee too, sound good?" Levi frowned at her, confused by her abnormal behaviour. She was acting like a guilty puppy, caught in the middle of misbehaving. He noticed she hadn't shut the cupboard properly, and curiously he opened it.

"Hange." He began, a low, dangerous note creeping into his voice. "You mixed up the lid for the coffee and the chocolate powder." Hange squeaked, and backed away. "Now, I'm going to ask you once. Did you, you disgusting pig, taint your coffee with this childish crap?" Hange's eyes widened, and she gave a sheepish grin.

"Maybe?" She tried. "Come on, it's delicious!" She defended when he raised an eyebrow at her. "If you hate it so much why do you even have chocolate powder in the cupboard?"

"Because Eren likes it, you colossal moron." He hissed menacingly. He stalked towards Hange, and narrowed his eyes threateningly. "How dare you ruin my sleep, trying to wreck your coffee. I think it's payback time." Hange, still backing away, let out a gasp as she fell over the side of the couch. The next thing she knew, Levi was straddling her thighs. "Payback." He grinned, and proceeded to dig his fingers into her sides.

"Levi!" She shrieked, giggling as she thrashed and bucked, trying to dislodge him. "Stop! I'm gonna pee on your couch!" She warned, gasping for air between outbursts of laughter. Levi froze, and narrowed his eyes. She felt his weight move off of her, as he perched, ready to run if she was telling the truth, but also ready to resume the battle if he suspected her of lying. Hange flipped her legs up, kneed him in the back, and tugged him down by his hair at the same time.

"Fuck!" Levi gasped, as he fell forwards to face plant into Hange's boobs. "I can't breathe!" He growled, and wriggled to sit up again. "Why the fuck does everyone pull my hair!" He bemoaned. "You, you shit-stain, know perfectly well why I don't like people pulling my hair!" He stood up, and stalked over to the kitchen counter. He turned to glance at Hange, who was now sitting up, watching in interest to see what he was doing. He picked up her mug, raised it as if in a toast to her, and threw it down the sink. "Bitch." He smirked.

Hange wailed, and threw herself back down to lie to on the couch. She heard Levi snort at her overdramatic antics, and flipped him the bird. "Oho, feel like going another round?" He scoffed, rinsing out her mug. Hange groaned, and threw her arm over her face. "Thought not." He grumbled, and he turned to switch on the kettle.

"Jesus Christ!" She gasped, and jolted up. Levi jumped, and whirled around. She raced out of the room, heading towards the bathroom. "I forgot I needed to piss!" She cried, slamming the door behind her. Levi snorted again, and made up two cups of coffee, perfectly to his standards. None of that shitty chocolate mix would be ruining his coffee, at least while Eren wasn't there to mix the coffee and chocolate up. Frowning, he sat down at the bench, staring into his coffee. Thinking of Eren…

"Hey Hange." He began tentatively, once she was back, and nursing her new cup of coffee. "I have something important I need your opinion on." He took a deep breath, and rubbed the bridge of his nose. With flush cheeks, he tentatively explained his situation.

"Oh my god! This is amazing!" Hange squealed excitedly. "Yes yes yes! But first, we gotta plan a right way to do this! And I'm going to take you shopping for it!" She grinned broadly at him, and jumped out of her seat. "Go get dressed!" She commanded sternly, bouncing on her toes. "We are going shopping!" She sung as she skipped down the hallway to get dressed. "Shopping shopping shopping!"

"Why now?" He grumped, obediently following her order. For Eren, he reminded himself. I have to do this for Eren.

"Urgh." Levi collapsed face first onto the couch. " I'm going to need to sleep for an entire week to recover from that." He groaned. Hange laughed, and hummed to herself as she collected her car keys off of the bench.

"Well, good luck!" She chirped excitedly, and off she flounced, slamming the door behind her. Levi sighed, and gazed at the single shopping bag he had. Well, fuck. It's not like he could exactly get out of it now.

I was recently introduced to mixing chocolate powder into my coffee. I am a changed person (I'm kidding, but I love it!). I'm not going to spoil Levi's little surprise, but you can thank my friends for telling me I should make it a surprise (if you figure it out, please don't ruin it for anyone!). Sorry for the long time it took me to update, and the short chapter, but school has caught up with me, which sucks. I'm sorry for the formatting, but for some stupid reason is being a shit and won't let me format it differently (honestly, all I want is to have extra spacing between paragraphs!)