Chapter 3

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~ Recap from Chapter 2 ~

"What the hell is going on…?"

The youngest Sakamaki brother murmured to himself as he ran his fingers through his hair, acknowledging the pleasant fluffy yet silky touch of his pure white hair. Subaru found himself gazing at his reflection, one he knew of for years ever since he was a child, before remembering what his perverted brother, Laito, told him.

With a scowl and silent groan, he walked away from the bathroom and out the door of his bedroom, going down the hallway to join his brothers and that human girl, Komori Yui, at the Entrance hall.

Upon entering the Entrance Hall, he noted how only the fist two eldest brothers were there: Shuu and Reiji. The white haired vampire came to the conclusion that the triplets and the annoying human girl were together in the same room because she did something idiotic or his half brothers were the cause of it. When Subaru came into Reiji's line of sight he was about to say something along the lines of 'You should be on time more. It's impolite to have someone waiting for you.' before being interrupted by Subaru giving his usual flip of the middle finger and signature dark irked glare.

That made the dark haired vampire to sigh slightly and push his glasses up all the while giving him a disapprove look. The look he received only made Subaru scoff but made his way to exit the mansion before the irritating and annoying, in his opinion, triplets and human girl were there.

"Ayato give Teddy back!"

'…That dumbass better have not started it…' Subaru thought as he picked up his casual laid back pace to get to the door.

"Ore-sama doesn't need to listen to you crybaby!"

'Ore-sama. Ore-sama. Ore-sama. Will you shut the fuck up dumbass? You deserve the nickname Gaki-sama (N/A: Gaki is brat btw) instead.' Our tsundere vampire grouched already getting pissed off beyond belief. It wouldn't take much for what little patience he had left to for it to snap. Hopefully no one would make it sna–

"Then would you give it to me Ayato-kuun~? I have other toys for you to have– Ah~! Subaru-kun~"

"Son of a fuck…" Subaru cursed to himself out loud, his scowl and glare full forced at one of his elder half-brothers that was suddenly in front of him with a dark and hateful aura surrounding him, warning the fedora wearing vampire to not push his luck.

"Ah ah ah~ No need to curse so much~ You won't be able to get anyone at this rate Suba-chan~" Laito spoke happily with a sly smirk on his face as he spoke one of Subaru's least favorite nickname.

Hearing that nickname caused different yet similar reactions. Shuu, who was leaning against a wall, eyes shut and seemingly asleep, had opened an eye with a slight frown on his face. Reiji, like always, sighed, called Laito a fool and Subaru hotheaded all the while pushing up his glasses. Kanato just stared wondering what was going through his elder brother's head judging by the fact the youngest brother actually looked ready to murder someone for real. Ayato's attention was shifted from Kanato to Laito and Subaru with his thoughts being how stupid the eldest twin was acting; he didn't even notice when Kanato stole Teddy back from him, too busy watching the two vampires.

'That's it.' Subaru snapped and shot forward gripping tightly onto the front of Laito's school uniform with his left hand while his right was already in a fist only seconds away from punching the damn pervert in the face. Around that time Komori Yui, a blonde headed useless protagonist female, came into the entrance hall looking out of breath and was looking ready she was about to scream from seeing Subaru about to punch Laito.

Her scream never manages to form but a squeak did manage to escape when a hand blocked the punch. Subaru growled irritably at tried to get his hand back but only grew even more irritable when he couldn't. His crimson gaze moved from their joined hands, up the other's arm then to the face of the vampire who stopped him.

The same familiar blond hair and sapphire blue eyes that he had secretly adored for most of his life revealed that it was Shuu who stopped him. Crimson met Sapphire blue eyes for a few seconds before Subaru broke the connection first, shifting his gaze to the side while Shuu released his youngest brother's hand with a small almost unnoticeable smirk on his face.

Shuu reached up and placed a hand on the fluffy pure white hair, ruffling gently causing Subaru to blink once and stare at the blond. It was an almost questioning gaze and the quirk of Shuu's lips became visible this time before dropping his hand, going to the front door, opening it and leaving the house. Subaru was too busy watching where Shuu went to pay attention to Shuu and his audience.

When he did remember, he snapped out of it with a dark scowl and began muttering something about wanting to 'murder' blonds and left the house following his eldest brother.

"U-Um… What just happened?"

That lost and stupidly irritating feminine tone came from the only female and human in the entire household. Reiji didn't say anything as he left the house refusing to speak of the relationship between family members. So that left the triplets to explain what just happened.

"Isn't it obvious Bitch-chan? Subaru-kun and Shuu-kun are in looooove with each other~" Laito crooned in delight as he appeared behind the petite female and place his hands on her shoulders smirking widely.

"W-What?! W-What do you mean…?" Her voice started out as a surprised squeak before dying completely unsure if she should continue speaking or not. Ayato, already annoyed by the current topic, decided to explain a bit more, "Laito means, those two are making lovey-dovey eyes at each other but none of them are making a move on each other."

"And nowadays Laito tries to get Subaru mad just to have Shuu to interfere to further along their relationship, right Teddy?" Kanato smiled creepily at the stuffed bear he held lovely yet in a possessive way that screamed: TOUCH HIM AND YOU WILL DIE A MISERABLE AND PAINFUL DEATH.

Looking lost as ever, Yui slowly nodded her head in slight understand, "But… Why?" Laito popped in eagerly and spoke in a chirp like tone, "It's obvious Bitch-chan~ Subaru-kun is a tsuuuuundere and Shuu-kun wants to see our little brother to make the first move–" "He has… just not in the way he wants." Ayato cuts in with a slight shrug of his shoulders.

"Correct Aya-chaaaan~" The eldest of the triplets purred wrapping his arms around the youngest of the three. An embarrassed blush coated the arrogant vampire as he tried to look angry while trying to push the clingy perverted vampire away. "Bastard! Let go!"

"I don't waaanna Aya-chaaan~" It was obvious judging by the tightening of his arms that Laito wasn't going to let go of the younger male anytime sooner. Ayato squirmed and struggled before giving up seconds later scowling and glaring at the smug male hugging him. That glare and scowl disappeared in seconds when Laito picked him up and hoisted him over the other's shoulder causing a yelp and look of complete surprise and embarrassment.

"W-What the– Laito! Put me down dammit! Put me down!" He shouted angrily and embarrassedly, hitting the other vampire on the back repeatedly, each hit losing its bite as said vampire left the house grinning like a cat that caught a canary.

Yui blinked a few times staring at the door that two of the triplets left through. "U-Um… Kanato-kun… Why were the–" She cut herself off noting how she was literally the only one in the entrance hall. Realizing the brothers were in the limo caused her to panic and rush out of the house and to the limousine.

Soooo I'm done with thaaaat~

Basically I introduced two ships.

First one is obviously Shuu x Subaru

and

The Second is Laito x Ayato / Ayato x Laito~

I'll make the ships obvious or subtle throughout the fanfic so… Just saying.

Who should be seme or uke with Laito and Ayato? I made it seem like it Laito was the seme and Ayato was the uke but, to be honest, both could be seme and uke.

And yes. I really really REALLY hate Komori Yui.

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