Fifth chapter yeah.

Sorry for the delay but I started to work at the hospital this September and I have to wake up like 4:30 am and well i´m not used to run around the whole damn day.

Aaaaaand I wanted to finish the next chapter before posting this one. I did not but my first holiday is in january so I´m going to finish it then, if not sooner. Hope you´re not too frustrated with the delay.

As it was pointed out to me that is´s sort of weird that no body questions her random quotes and references, I´ll make more people question it (beside Tazuna). The reason it wasn´t done was for once that the children knew her and her weirdness and Kakashi knows she´s from a different universe and I´m pretty sure he doesn´t really want to know. But Inari is going to change all that and other characters too, who are not used to it. Furthermore, I´m going to include more reactions of her teammates to the things she says and a few inside jokes, due to them becoming good friends. Basically they going to back her up by confusing or freaking out people.

I only own my OC. Everything else belongs to Kishimoto.

"speaking"

'thoughts'

-inner voice-

"Hell yeah!" an over excited Naruto yelled right next to me. The cat hissed at him and I petted it´s head pacifically, the other hand was still covering my ear.

"Ok, before that I want to talk about the shinobi ability, chakra." Our Sensei stated calmly.

"Umm, umm? What´s chakra?" a total clueless Naruto asked, happy mood completely gone.

I facepalmed.

"You´re a ninja and you don´t know this?! What did you learn at school !" a shocked Sakura screamed at the blond, pointing accusingly a finger at him.

"Hehe I used to sleep during the hard classes." he answered sheepishly.

I chuckled at that.

"You´re so Pippin at the council meeting." I muttered.

"Who´s that?" he asked.

'What´s with them asking all those question? They didn´t care about the answer before. Please say it has nothing to do with the whole teammate-thing. It would be such a drag to answer everything.'

"A hobbit." I answered simply.

To my misfortune he didn´t take that as an answer and kept looking at me quizzically. I sighed in the defeat.

'Why do they have take interest in my random rambling now?'

"There was that council meeting, where they talked about how to destroy the one ring. Long story short they decided to throw it in Mount Doom in Mordor, which is in the heart of the enemies territory. They formed the fellowship of the ring and Pippin asked at the end where they were going, despite listening into the meeting the whole time and volunteering to join the company."

If possible he even looked more lost.

"Look, let us concentrate on the training for now and I´ll answer every question in the evening."

I immediately realised my mistake.

'Did I just say every question? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. No taking back now. I´m so screwed.'

He seemed to accept that answer and turned towards Kakashi-sensei once again, the later one just sighed and motioned for Sakura to explain the concept of chakra to Naruto.

"Listen Naruto! I´m going to explain it simply. Somehow try to remember it with that slow brain of yours. Simply put, chakra is the energy a shinobi needs when performing a jutsu. That energy has two parts. The body energy that is in each of the billions of your cells. And the spiritual energy gained through training and other experiences. These two parts are combined. So by bringing out and releasing chakra, you can use a jutsu. This is done through the process of performing seals with the hands."

"Exactly." the silver haired told us.

"Hey?! Hey?! I didn´t understand that complicated explanation but isn´t that something you learn with your body?" Naruto asked, still clueless.

'Am I the only one who think that that sounded like ... really strange.'

"Naruto is right. We can already use jutsus." the show-off backed our knuckle head up.

"Nope. You guys are not using chakra properly." Kakashi just deadpanned.

"WHAT!"

'Ugh, Naruto has so to stop yelling in my ear.'

"Well, listen as Sakura said earlier, to release chakra means to bring out physical and spiritual energy and mix the together within your body. And based on the jutsu you use, the type and amount of chakra that is release will be different. You guy are not using chakra effectively yet. Even if you are able to release a high amount of chakra, unless you can control it properly the jutsu will be weakened or not work at all. And by wasting energy, you won´t be able to fight as long. Just remember what happened to Gomizu at the test. These kind of weakness appear."

'Did he just used me as a bad example? I like you, too.'

"So what should we do?" Naruto asked, after Kakashi´s explanation.

'Why the fuck do they need to be so long? Shorter one would be way more effectively, especially considering Naruto´s attention span.'

"Learn how to control it. Through very though training."

"What are we going to do?" pinky wanted to know, surely imagining some gruesome an life threatening exercises.

"Tree climbing."

'Pretty sure he loves to troll people like that.'

"Tree climbing?!" three voices chorused sceptically.

"What kind of training is that?" Sakura asked not trusting Kakashi-sensei sanity right now, or that is what I would do, if somebody would say something like this.

"Well, listen until the end. This isn´t normal tree climbing. You´ll climb without using your hands."

"How?"

'Hehe pinky is still not buying this shit. Well it´s not really shit, it´s only really weird.'

"Well watch." was all the silver haired said, before making his way up a tree vertically, coming to a stop on the underside of a big branch.

"Well fuck gravity." I muttered, meanwhile the other were either stunned or impressed.

"You understand now? Gather your chakra in the bottom of your feet and climb up a tree. This is something you can do once you can use chakra well."

"Wait a minute! How is learning to climb a tree going to make us stronger?!"

'I start to like her. Must be because she finally starting to think on her own and questioning the things they tell us. We are fucking child-soldiers, following a mentally screwed up ex child-soldier. We are so doomed to get mentally issues …... or maybe not, considering that the kids seem to be psychologically tougher. Or it just seems like that in the manga. Either way it is still fucked up that 12 year olds should kill somebody and the whole economy is based on this principle. Heck if I live up to thirty, it would be about average. Why the hell did I want to become a ninja in the first place …... oh yeah the whole saver thing. Man, I so got off track. Honestly, no idea where that just came from.'

My further musing was disturbed by a kunai burying itself in the ground a mere inch before me.

"Use this kunais to mark how high you make it up the tree. Then use that mark as a goal and try to surpass it. You guys won´t be good enough to just walk up the tree at first. So get some momentum and try running up the tree. Got it?" Kakashi-sensei finished is lecture. I had missed most of it due to my suddenly thoughts about the shinobi system and all the faults in it.

"This training is nothing to me. I could do it before breakfast. `Cause I´m the most improved!" Naruto yelled, being full of himself again.

"Why don´t you stop the bragging, pick a tree and hurry up and try to climb it." the silver haired one replied simply.

We all began to challenge our chakra into our feet and seconds later ran up a tree. As I knew I didn´t need the momentum to get up the tree and I didn´t want to disturbed the cat sleeping on my shoulders I walked slowly to a tree and upwards. I sat down on the first possible branch, which was still a good few meters above the ground. I looked down and could see Naruto holding the bump on his head Sasuke looking angrily at his tree. You saw where he used too much chakra as the wood was splintered in every direction there.

"This is pretty easy." Sakura called from one of the branches on her tree. She stuck her tongue out and laughed happily.

"It looks like the best at controlling chakra right now is Sakura." Kakashi-sensei said completely ignoring me. It didn´t bother me as I knew Sakura was the best of us and I was only so good because of my training not due to talent. I turned my head as I heard a rustling nearby and saw Inari spying at us from behind a tree. I broke of a twig and throw it towards him to get his attention. He jumped good a foot high as the twig hit him and he whirled around looking for his attacker. I waved at him and smirked once he spotted me but made a shooing motion with my hand as I didn´t want him to surprise the others. They might hurt him accidently or worse. He looked rather pissed off, probably because I caught him, and stormed off. I nearly fell off my branch as Sakura started to yell at Kakashi to shut up, I had totally forgotten that they were there. After this little incidents the others began to train their control on chakra in earnest. Not wanting to waist my time with stuff I already had trained hours on end and could do I jumped onto the branch on which Kakashi-sensei hang.

"Sensei if I manage to walk my tree up and down to the top without running, are you going to teach me a few water-jutsus?" I asked him as I let myself fell backwards off the branch to get on the underside. He looked at me blankly.

"You´ve already trained this."

It was a statement and not a question, but still I nodded. He just motion for me to do it and get it over with. I grinned and jumped down, landing in front of my tree. I formed the half rat hand sign in front of me and channelled my chakra, taking a deep breath I began to walk up the tree, slowly. I picked up the kunai as I reached it and continued further upwards. It took me nearly three minutes to reach the top and I could already feel my chakra getting lower and lower, which surprised me as I didn´t need as much chakra before. Ignoring it for now, I would investigate it later, I turned around and walked back down. With each step I could feel my chakra getting lower and lower at a worrying speed but I was a Kunoichi Kami-damn it and something like that would not stop me from reaching my goal and learn new jutsus. The second my feet finally touched the ground I let my self fall and just lay there, sprawled out in front of my tree, painting heavily. The cat now curled together on my chest. A shadow fell over me and I opened my eyes to look in the masked face of our Sensei, who smiled at me.

"You managed to gain so much control over your chakra in only a few weeks. That´s good, but your reservoir at chakra is still pretty small."

I just hummed in acknowledged, not having the energy to form a full sentence.

-Could you be anymore pathetic?-

'Inner you´re back! Why the hell do you sound like a child now and not the adult you were?'

-Because I´m not your inner, brat.-

'Your talking in my head so I would call you pretty much my inner.'

-Look at your chest.-

I looked down as told and met the eyes of the cat, which looked at me in a sort of 'duh' way.

'You are the fucking cat?!'

-Yes.-

'Wait I just found you, how did you manage to communicate with me before?'

-It´s an ability of your clan.-

'What communicating with arsehole cats?'

-Yes. Right now we are forming a telepathical bond. That is why your chakra is vanishing so fast.-

'I never asked for it and how the fuck would it help me, when I´m constantly low on chakra?'

-It´s only in the beginning. The bond needs a lot of chakra from both of us to mix them and create a stable connection between our minds. In the end no chakra is needed and not even sensor type ninjas will be able to detect it.-

'Still didn´t ask for it and I didn´t even give you my consent. And how do you know so much about it, you were in that cave the whole time and you seem to be pretty young.'

-It is an immediately reaction, when a Mueko and their guide are near enough to each other. And I know this because all knowledge about your clan is transferred into me the second I´m born. Otherwise I couldn´t act as your guide, could I?-

'Let´s say I believe you. There are still a few questions. Why the hell can change your voice, how old are you, who gave you all the information not only about my clan but about my knowledge,too and why should I trust you?'

-It is an ability I have. I used so you would listen to me. I am 7 year olds. The information is passed down from guide to guide, if the Mueko of a guide dies it´ll die and pass the information to the next guide. Like the Avatar, but it doesn´t mean that for every dead Mueko there is a replacement. My mind connected to yours and I got all the information you had. It doesn´t work the other way around due to my functioning as guide. You should trust me as my life depends on yours, if you die I´ll die too.-

'I am still not sure about it but innocent until proven guilty, right?'

-Open the package.-

'Whatever.'

My eyes fluttered open and I yawned, nearly unhinging my jaw. I sat up, my 'guide' has sat themselves next to me and looked at me.

"What do you want, Lucy?"

-Don´t call me that. I am not Lucifer.-

I just stuck my tongue out and got up. I stretched my arms above my head and yawned again as I went into the direction of my teammates, who were still training.

"You are finally awake."

I turned towards Sakura, well more I had to look up, who sat on a branch, this one a good amount higher.

"Yeah. Say where is Kakashi-sensei?"

I yawned again, this fucking bond building costs way too much chakra.

"He´s gone that way." she pointed towards he had headed.

"You know for acting always superior towards us, you really suck at chakra control."

I decided to ignore her, she was probably still pissed off that her beloved 'Sasuke-kun' hadn´t complimented her. Her constants mood swings were really annoying, not that I could really judge.

I trotted slowly in the direction Sakura had pointed to and after a short while I came to a clearing with a little pond and a few boulders in it. Kakashi sat on one of them.

"Finally decided to show up?" he greeted me.

"You are the one who is always late, Sensei." I countered.

He got up slowly and motioned for me to join him on the foot of the boulder. I headed from my spot by the edge of the clearingto him, my cat a few steps behind me.

"We´ll start the training tomorrow. Right now you´re going to tell me what you know about the outcome of this mission and what happened." he gestured to the cat and my still mud cover feet and calves.

"Do I have to?" he just kept on looking at me expectingly. I let out a sigh.

"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Zabuza is alive, that boy Haku is on his side and they´re going to attack the bridge in roughly a week."

"Anything else or does it change the outcome of this event if you tell me too much?"

I wasn´t sure if he was serious or sarcastic, the stupid mask of his made it nearly impossible to read his facial expression.

"Well I only know one future and it might not even be this one. Furthermore am I not in the future I know and do not know, how much my presence has already altered the story. Even if I would tell you the whole story there is no guarantee that everything happens the exact same way and what would you do with the information I´ll give you. You most likely try to prevent them altering key fragments in the story. I want to change things, trust me I really do, but I just can´t change everything or else I would loose the advantage of knowing a future. I have to change little things through the time to end the war in the end. So I only have one thing to ask of you you. Please trust me. I´m going to tell you things if it concern you or I need help but I can´t tell you everything. It´s a too high risk that something will go wrong. I have to carry that burden alone for now on... Wow that sounded way too serious to come from me and way too dramatic."

I finished, surprising myself at the seriousness of my statement.

Kakashi didn´t move a muscle and just sat there. I started to tap my foot impatiently, not really trusting the silence. I started to look around the clearing, trying to distract myself from the nagging feelings of doubt and worry, which slowly crept up as Kakashi-sensei was still not responding. I looked down at the cat but it had just rolled itself up and slept, so much to being my guide.

Finally I couldn't´t take the silence any longer and snapped harsher than I liked at him.

"Are going to fucking response or are playing monument for the rest of the day?"

He looked up at me, having that blank look again, where you couldn´t figure out what he was thinking. I was pretty sure that was his facial expression when he was an Anbu, which would make me go crazy to not be able to show my emotion or read the ones of my team mate. He sighed.

"I can´t ignore your knowledge, but I´m sure if I force you to tell me or someone else, you´ll lie about the facts and it wouldn´t accomplish anything. And I am sure you would leave the village without a second thought if I would betray your trust."

I opened my mouth to tell him that I wouldn´t abandon the village but closed it with a snap as I realised that I would do exactly that. In comparison to the others I never felt really patriotic towards the village. Not to that extend that I wouldn´t leave it if it would be beneficially for me.

" I´ll accept your decision but if I get only the slightest suspicion that you are or going to betray the village I will personal stop you."

The killing part was left out but it was clear what he meant by stopping and I swallowed thickly as I knew he wasn´t someone to joke about something like this. I still forgot that most of the people I talked to were ruthless killer with a fucked up view of patriotism and wouldn´t stop for anything to annihilate the supposed threat to their village. For them their village was everything, which I understood, but doing everything the Hokage without blinking and no ifs, no buts, that was something I couldn´t understand.

"Ooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Remember me to never get on your bad side."

I joked lightly after a while, trying to sound my old not-taking-it-serious-self than the scarred-taking-it-way-too-serious-self I was right now. I wasn´t sure if he bought the act but at least he didn´t comment on it. An uncomfortable silent fell over the clearing once again. I started to hum a random tune and shifted my weight from the balls of my feet to my heels and back again, over and over again. This went on for at least five minutes until the penny finally dropped for me.

"Oh yeah the other thing. Totally forgot about that. Weeeeell what I can say we found that huge swamp tree and after a hour of fruitless searching, we split in teams of two and searched the deeper parts of the tunnel system. Pinky and blondy found something and show-off and I headed back towards them. They found a cave, I went in there, found the cat and the package and we headed back. End of the story."

I shrugged, but as Fortuna wasn´t on my side today, my answer wasn´t enough and Sensei kept looking at me expectingly. It was really fascinating how you could read him despite his mask, if he wanted you to, but if not you was left clueless as fuck.

"I´ll never ever going to scarifies Fortuna something again. Goddess of luck."

I explained to him and after that started to explain team seven´s plus mine little adventure to the swamp tree, I even included that I was the only one to cross the barrier and enter the cave further. I could hear the cat angrily hissing at me in my mind, not pleased by my sudden honesty about some things, but I knew it would just come back to bite me in the arse later on, if I wouldn´t tell him now. I was lucky enough that he accepted my decision of the whole future-knowing-and-not-telling-him-thing. He kept quiet again after I finished, and it started to annoy me.

"Are you going to fucking say something. This whole deep thinker attitude doesn´t suite you. Just be the old you and say something blunt and most likely offending."

Seriously why couldn´t people be more predictable. I´m no fucking Holmes, who can read a person in seconds.

"What do you know about your clan?"

Well that was something I didn't expect, again no fucking Holmes, he should stop throwing people for a loop.

"Nothing, except that I´m the only one alive."

It never really mattered to me if I was a part of a clan or not. I didn´t even remember them, so why should I care, I lived on my own as long as I could remember.

"Why aren´t you interested in finding out more about it?"

I shrugged.

"Why should I? No sense in doing that. Doesn´t make them magical alive and even if I have something like a Kekkei Genkai, I would have to find out and train it on my own. So why bother with finding out more, when I managed it until now and would only have to live up to a reputation or work against one. It would only put me under a lot of pressure to be worthy of my clan or some shit like that. Look how it´s affect Sasuke and his constantly struggle to be a worthy Uchiha and avenge his clan. So no thank you, I have no desire to end up like him."

"That´s not really ninja like." Kakashi deadpanned.

"Not my problem, if I wouldn´t have had the fantastic idea to change the outcome of this story I wouldn´t have touched the life of a ninja with a ten-foot-pole." I shrugged, feeling more at easy with his usual blunt manners showing.

"Your family would be sooo disappointed of your dishonour."

I wasn´t sure if he was joking or not, due to his past and his father, so I kept quiet, not knowing how to respond. Without reacting to my silence he stood up and headed slowly back towards the others. I stood there baffled for a few moments, before running after him to catch up.

"Hey, Sensei, wait up."

For someone suffering chakra exhaustion, he really was quiet fast. He slowed down so I could catch up with at the edge of the clearing.

"There is a question a wanted to ask you. Can a rouge ninja come back in their own or another village?"

"Not really. They would have to be pardoned by their village and there are no things I know about, which would grant you that pardon. Furthermore, if the ninja join another village, they would be a rouge ninja again as they betrayed their village once again."

He told me, after looking at me quizzically, trying to find out what I had in mind.

'Zabuza´s out. Mhmhm, I think I´m going to take his sword or else this idiots stick it into his grave again, so anybody can take it.'

-Are you really planning to take one of the seven swords. You can´t even fight with one.-

'Well the seven swords of the mist are awesome and I can still learn that.'

"What about someone who was born outside of a village?"

I asked once I finished my little discussion with the cat. We were nearly back and I thought I could already hear the others. Well their training not them and if I could her them, they could us and I had no plan on them overhearing this conversation. Fortunately for me Kakashi-sensei answered my question the next second.

"It is possible but they would to prove their loyalty too the village and would be under surveillance for a long while."

"But it is possible?" I pressed on.

"Yes, as long as a respected ninja of the village would speak in favour of the ninja. What are you planning?"

He had stopped and turned towards me, suddenly being deadly serious again.

"You are going to see but if my plan works it would even be in the favour of the village." I said with a grin and quickly ran to the others, not wanting to answer the questions, which I knew would come.

"Yo, not so crazy people." I greeted my teammates, who were all sprawled under their trees.

They just turned their heads to look at me, not having the energy to do anything else. I looked at them with my head crooked to the left side.

"Aren´t you going to get up? Tsunami-san is making dinner for us and it would be extremely rude, if we are late, especially as they let us stay in their house."

I told them, not being able to suppress my Hannibal-mode. They looked at me baffled as I just kept on grinning at them.

"If you don´t get up soon I´ll have you for dinner."

I told them and my grin now gone, only a slightly psychotic expression remained. They were on their feet in an instance and hurried back to the house. My expression became neutral once again and I followed them, humming and nearly skipping along the way.

I arrived shortly after the three and as I stepped in the house I could already smell our dinner. It smelled fantastic, I nearly began to drool at the thought of food as my last meal was our breakfast, I was starving. We completely forgot to eat lunch as we had headed straight to our little adventure.

I had just slipped out of my sandals and had put them neatly to the the others, when Tsunami appeared in front of me. She wore an apron and smiled at me fondly.

"Welcome back, Mizu-chan. Dinner is nearly ready. How about you go and clean up?"

She greeted me and gestured to my still mud covered self. I just nodded being glad she didn´t mention the mess I had made, when I had hid the package. I muttered a sorry to her for having caused her extra work and then retreated upstairs into the bathroom, only stepping on the towels which I guessed Tsunami had laid out. The foot prints of the other three were already on them. As I arrived at the bathroom, I nearly crashed into Sasuke, who had just come out of it. Without saying anything he held open the door, ducking under his arm I closed it after me. I cleaned myself up as quickly as possible because if I wouldn´t get anything to eat soon I would really become a cannibal. Not such a fancy one as Hannibal but a cannibal non the less. Grinning at my own joke I left the bath and walked downstairs towards the others. At the last steps I stopped and listen to the conversation I could barely hear coming from the nearest room. Sending chakra to my ears solved the problem on not hearing enough, sharpening the senses with chakra was really useful.

"Tou-san do you really think it´s a good idea to let them stay here? The blue-haired one nearly crushed my hand. They are dangerous and are upsetting Inari-kun."

"They are ninjas. They have to be dangerous and it may do Inari some good, seeing new heroes."

So they weren´t as comfortable with ninjas in their house as they seemed to be. Well it was to be expected, we were after all killers in chibi-form.

I silently walked down the last steps and slipped into the next room, where I guessed where the others were waiting. The sight that greeted me was hilarious. Both boys had managed to squashed Sakura in between them and were now rolling around on the ground at a three headed heap. My only guess on how that happened was that Sakura had tried to break up a fight between the other two and was now caught in the middle, literally. She was getting a interesting shade of red. I stepped over the three, without them noticing, and sat next to Kakashi, who was still reading his book without a care in the world.

"You know that a threesome is happening right in front of your eyes and you are still reading that?"

I asked him. At that the other three jumped up and away from each other shouting at me that they would never do it with that idiot or in Sakura´s case blushing furiously and stuttering. I was sort of surprised that they knew what a threesome was as we had no sex education at the academy only how to seduce a target as Kunoichi and that very vaguely.

"How do you even know what a threesome is?"

Now all of them looked quiet embarrassed.

"We overheard a few Chunin talking about it and we asked Sensei."

I snickered at that as I remembered the scene in which he had to read out loud his porn, he was so fucking uncomfortable and embarrassed.

"... and as he didn´t answer us we asked Iruka-sensei, who just turned red and stuttered out something about us being too young and we shouldn´t know about that stuff. So we went to the library and researched."

"When was that and how could you let me miss seeing two flustered shinobi?"

Sakura has so to have a good explanation for that or else.

"It was when you were banned from duty."

"Maaaaaaaaaaaaan. I missed that because of a stupid chakra exhaustion? Fan-fucking-tastic."

I complained, more good naturally than maliciously.

The next second Tsunami came into the room carrying a big bowl of rice and something else and anything that anyone had wanted to say was forgotten as we stuffed our face with the food. I only realised after finishing my forth bowl of rice that everyone else had already stopped eating, Inari and Tazuna had joined us a few seconds after Tsunami.

"What?"

My question was slightly muffled as I was already halfway through my fifth bowl and looked more like an hamster than a human being right now.

"Where the hell are you putting all that stuff?", a slightly horrified Tazuna asked.

Shrugging as an answer I finished my bowl and set it down, letting out a satisfied sigh.

"Thank you Tsunami-san for the dinner. It was delicious."

Not forgetting my manners for once, I thanked her and got up to head to the room in which Kakashi-sensei stayed in. Once there I sprawled out on the floor, waiting for them to get the hint and follow me. It didn´t take them long and soon they joined me on the floor, sitting and not laying. 'So boring.'

"Shoot." I told them and made a lazy gesture to them to get it going.

"Äh, what?"

"Start asking question pinky, before I change my mind." , was my blunt answer.

Their was a moment of silence before Naruto yelled rather loudly at me:

"I am not a moose!"

"That is the first thing you remembered?"

I sat up and faced him.

"It´s a nickname from a story."

'I really have to pay attention to my choice of words. Can´t use words they don´t know here.'

"Soo what is that story about? Hm, hm!?"

Naruto was nearly in my face, I pushed him back.

"They were two brothers, Sam and Dean, and their mother was killed by a demon, their father swore revenge, trained them and after years of killing monsters they were a really good team. They were rather protective of each other and as the younger brother was called 'moose' by someone it became his unofficial nickname. I called you moose because your in my team and I´m protective of my teammates or friends."

I shrugged, they really got to me or else I wouldn´t have been so mushy. The next thing I know I was hugged by Naruto and had trouble keeping my dinner in.

"Ease up I need to breath."

I said as I tried, fruitlessly, to wriggle out of his grasp. He let go of me and I scowled at the others, who looked quiet smug by my statement.

"Don´t think to much about it, if you die I´ll probably die too."

Their grins didn´t disappear.

"I hate you." with that I let myself fallback again. They were quiet once again, trying to think about what they wanted to ask next.

"What about the stuff you said at our introduction to Kakashi-sensei?"

I hummed and closed my eyes, thinking back to what I had said back then.

"The sun, the moon and the truth, three things that can not long be hidden. It was a quote from teen wolf. Basically it´s a story about a teen, who get´s turned into a werewolf and has to deal with a lot of shitty situations that start to app era once he has turned. Another pack leader said that to him, her pack used it to keep control of their furry side.

The stupidity thing was from Sherlock, a deductive detective, a genie, even if blunt and strange. He solved crimes the local police couldn´t by forming a theory due to the things he saw at the suspect, victim or crime scene. He also told that line with the eliminate the impossible and so on.

Having people for dinner is Hannibal. He was a psychiatrist, who eat people. A cannibal like no other, that´s why he said having them for dinner. It was his sense of humour as nobody suspected him to be a cannibal. They didn´t get suspicious at his choice of words.

The last thing about the dark knight was batman. He´s a billionaire, who´s parents were killed right before his eyes as a child. After that he swore revenge, trained and as his home town became corrupt as he was away he decided to fight crime and try to make Gotham a better place. Or something like that as there are more than one beginnings of Batman because of people retelling the story differently."

They were shocked into silence once again but than were throwing questions at me like a machine-gun. Well Sakura and Naruto did, with Sasuke asking a question once or twice. Kakashi just said there and enjoyed the show.

"Enough!" I finally shouted at them, being fed up after good five minutes of constant questions.

"You are going to ask me about things I said and you didn´t understand and I´ll answer them in a short version of the story. After that I´m going to choose one story and tell you the full story. One at a time. Alright?"

The nodded like those little fake dogs you put in your car, which always moved the head by every movement of the car.

"Rassilon."

Of course the one-word-sentence had to have come from the Uchiha.

"Well he was the founder of the time-lord-society. Time-lords are living on the planet Gallifrey and watch over time and that no one fucks up the current time line. They´re travelling through time and space with their TARDIS and observe. Well they should but there is that one time-lord called the Doctor, who interferes all the time and saves planets and galaxies."

They mouths hung open, nearly unhinged by look of it. I shrugged.

"It´s really a fantastic story. The tenth always said allonsy, which was just fancy way of saying let´s go."

I grinned at them, waiting for them to recover from their shock.

"Avengers, Captain Penguin and Fury."

"Well show-off as you asked so nicely, I´m going to tell you." , my voice was dripping with sarcasm, which didn´t seem to bother him in the slightest.

"The Avengers are a group of superheroes and heroines to protect earth. Fury was the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. A secret organisation, to protect humanity and was in charge of the Avengers. Or more like their babysitter and making sure they didn´t fly over the handle. Captain Penguin or Captain America, his real name, was made a super soldier by a super serum and was frozen in ice for 70 years until he was found again and unfrozen. That´s why there are some nicknames for him, which have to do with ice."

It seemed that there was nothing else they had to ask as they were quiet for quiet sometime, without asking me something new. Just as I was getting myself together to stand up and go upstairs to bed, Sakura had to have the remember something.

"What´s Merlin´s beard?"

"Well Merlin was the most powerful warlock of all time. That´s why the student of Hogwarts and most of the wizard world used his name as an idiom. Before you going to ask about Hogwarts and all, how about I start to tell you the full story?"

Again there was that furious nodding. I let out sigh, but started to tell them the magical story, of the boy who lived.

That was it. This one and the next one are going to be filler chapters, but I wanted to explain a few things and show the grow in Mizu and how they are beginning to form a real team.

AND PLEASE FOR KAMIS SAKE SEND ME NAMES FOR THAT CAT.

I STILL HAVE ONLY ONE FEAKING SUGGESTION UP UNTIL NOW.

If not I´m going to send Hannibal and Zabuza after you.

Have a great day and we´ll see/read each other in the next chapter.

tbc