So now that I've gotten past the gut-busting chapter (thanks for all the positive reviews! I'm glad you liked my last chapter!), time to add in some more Shipping moments. I know I should just stay with the comedy aspect of this story, but I love so many different Shippings so why not add in some love along with the comedy? Let's see how I do! ;D
Chapter Six: The "I Love You" War
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum FINALLY REACHED CERULEAN CITY!
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Misty Kasumi FINALLY!
May Haruka Finally, lol.
Gary/Shigeru Oak Finally, you loser ;D
Barry Jun NO MORE GETTING ATTACKED BY POKEMON!
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Ash/Satoshi Ketchum The partys not even for another week so I dont understand what the rush was
Misty Kasumi Cause it's fun to mess with you ;)
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Ruby Kougyoku Okay everyone on Facebook, it's game time! I've got a link here that asks you some random questions about your potential crush and then takes all your friends on Facebook and picks your top three guys/girls that matches your answers! Who's brave enough to give it a shot? ;D
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Misty Kasumi I'm game.
Dawn Hikari Me too! Sounds fun!
Barry Jun I wanna try!
Gary/Shigeru Oak My ideal girl…
Blue Leaf Oh, goodie! I'm gonna try it! ;D
Brock Takeshi I better get someone pretty…
White Shiro Why not try it?
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit Hmm…
Cilan Dent …I'll try it.
Marina Dani Ohh, fun!
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju Maybe I'll try.
Iris Ryu I'm in! Let me at it!
Cassidy Yamato Ideal guy? I'll try.
Jessie Musashi Me too! I hope I get someone hot.
James Kojiro *Points to himself* I'm taking this damn thing.
Gold Kin My answer can only be the one and only… DJ Mary! If this comes up, maybe she'll go out with me!
Whitney Akane Whatever. I'll try it.
Ruby Kougyoku Remember to post your results! Good luck! I already did it so I'll post my results.
Ruby Kougyoku took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Sapphire Birch 2. May Haruka 3. Wallace Mikuri
Ruby Kougyoku I love Sapphire Birch! But…I'm not sure how Wallace got on this list…
Wallace Mikuri Me either…
May Haruka How did I get on this list?
Sapphire Birch Maybe we're a lot more alike than just our looks…
Dawn Hikari took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Paul Shinji 2. Kenny Kengo 3. Ash/Satoshi Ketchum
Dawn Hikari I don't know how Ash got on this list, but I'm okay with the results…
Kenny Kengo Why am I on this list?
Dawn Hikari Why not? ;)
Kenny Kengo A-anyway…
Paul Shinji I'm first? Hmm.
Dawn Hikari Yep! ^.^
Paul Shinji But…how did Ash end up on this list?
Dawn Hikari Not sure…
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum O.o
Cassidy Yamato took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Bitch Kosaburo 2. Maxie Matsubusa 3. Saturn Okamura
Cassidy Yamato Guess I have a thing for bad boys…
Bitch Kosaburo I'm number 1?
Cassidy Yamato Looks like it, Bitch.
Bitch Kosaburo HEY!
Cassidy Yamato ;)
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Daisy Kasumi 2. Misty Kasumi 3. Ash/Satoshi Ketchum
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit …
Daisy Kasumi Someone likes those Kasumi sisters! ;)
Misty Kasumi I'm flattered, Tracey. I beat out Lily and Violet, lol. But…why the hell is Ash on this?
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit Don't…know…
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum O.o
Blue Leaf took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Green Okido 2. Silver Gin 3. Red Aka
Blue Leaf Here comes the storm…
Silver Gin Why is Green before me?
Green Okido Why am I even on this list?
Silver Gin You've known me longer, Blue.
Blue Leaf Aww, is someone jealous? Should I hack the results and fix it?
Silver Gin …I didn't say I was jealous…
Green Okido I find Blue annoying.
Blue Leaf What? That's so mean!
Red Aka Where do I fit in on here?
Blue Leaf Fine, I'll date Red.
Silver Gin What?
Green Okido What?
Yellow of the Viridian Forest ...
Red Aka Huh?
Blue Leaf That settles that :P
Silver Gin Hey!
Yellow of the Viridian Forest …
Blue Leaf to Yellow of the Viridian Forest I'm just messing, Yellow. I didn't actually mean I was going to take Red from you. I was just making Green and Silver jealous ;D
Yellow of the Viridian Forest Steal Red? I-I didn't say…
Blue Leaf It's okay, Yellow, I already know. Red's pretty dense. I think you should take the quiz ;)
Yellow of the Viridian Forest Really? I'll try it…
Barry Jun took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Ash/Satoshi Ketchum 2. Paul Shinji 3. Dawn Hikari
Barry Jun Why is Ash before Paul?
Dawn Hikari Why is Paul on here?
Barry Jun Why is Dawn on here?
Paul Shinji Why is Ash on here?
Dawn Hikari Barry, how much do you like Paul?
Barry Jun Paul is awesome! But I don't think I like him as much as you do, Dawn
Dawn Hikari H-Hey!
Misty Kasumi How is Ash first?
Barry Jun Um…no idea…
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum O.o
Yellow of the Viridian Forest took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Red Aka 2. Green Okido 3. Ash/Satoshi Ketchum
Yellow of the Viridian Forest …I-I admire you all…
Blue Leaf ;)
Red Aka I'm glad you admire me enough for me to be number one!
Green Okido Man, Red, you are dense
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Red Aka Dense?
Barry Jun How is Ash on this list? You just met him!
Yellow of the Viridian Forest Maybe his resemblance to Red?
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum O.o
May Haruka took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Drew Shuu 2. Ash/Satoshi Ketchum 3. Harley Hari
May Haruka Yay, Drew! But, it's actually not Ash I'm worried about…how the hell did Harley get on this list?
Max Haruka Seriously? Sis, I'm worried…
Harley Hari Honey, don't worry about it. I know I'm fantabulous, but maybe Drew is the better choice.
Max Haruka At least I can agree with him on that one.
Harley Hari The fantabulous part?
Max Haruka No, the Drew part.
Drew Shuu Huh? How did I get here?
May Haruka Seriously, Drew! Must I spell it out?
Drew Shuu I thought you liked Ash. That's why he's on this list, I just don't know how I got above him.
May Haruka Ash? W-well…Maybe I did, maybe I didn't…but that doesn't matter! I like…someone else!
Drew Shuu Which begs the question on how I got on here…?
May Haruka DREW!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum O.o
Silver Gin took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Blue Leaf 2. Crystal Suishou 3. Gold Kin
Silver Gin …This was necessary…
Blue Leaf Aww! I'm first!
Green Okido …
Gold Kin Why the hell am I on here?
Silver Gin Don't know
Jessie Musashi took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. James Kojiro 2. Archie Aogiri 3. Meowth Nyarth
Jessie Musashi How did James, a Pokemon, and someone I don't even know get on here?
James Kojiro What's wrong with me?
Jessie Musashi A lot.
Meowth Nyarth Just cuz I'm a Pokemon doesn't mean I don't have feelings.
Jessie Musashi I didn't mean it like that.
James Kojiro I'm taking this quiz…
Brock Takeshi took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results Didn't get any results. Responses were too…out there. Stay single.
Brock Takeshi Q.Q
Misty Kasumi Bwahahahahahaha!
Dawn Hikari Ohh…harsh.
Ruby Kougyoku I didn't think it was possible to get those results…
May Haruka I think this is just your warning label for women.
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Brock Takeshi YOU GUYS SUCK! *Huddles in corner and sulks*
Barry Jun Beware, Brock! That corner is dangerous!
Green Okido took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Red Aka 2. Blue Leaf 3. Yellow of the Viridian Forest
Green Okido What the hell?
Blue Leaf Aww…you don't love me enough? I guess I am better suited for Silver…
Green Okido No, wait! I mean…
Silver Gin Ha
Yellow of the Viridian Forest …
Red Aka Yellow first and now Green? What is this quiz?
Green Okido Yellow, I don't know how this happened…
Yellow of the Viridian Forest It's okay, Green…
Blue Leaf Wow, trying to take Red from Yellow? Devious… :P
Red Aka Huh?
Green Okido Shut up, Blue!
Misty Kasumi Red, you remind me of Ash/Satoshi Ketchum when it comes to others' feelings…
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Red Aka Feelings of what?
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Huh?
Misty Kasumi My point exactly…
Red Aka ?
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum ?
Iris Ryu took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Cilan Dent 2. Ash/Satoshi Ketchum 3. Bianca Bel
Iris Ryu I don't even know why I took this. I don't even care for boys. Or girls, since Bianca was mentioned XD
Cilan Dent Flattered, Iris.
Bianca Bel Oh, boys are stinky. I love you, though, Iris! XD
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum O.o
Gold Kin took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Whitney Akane 2. Silver Gin 3. Crystal Suishou
Gold Kin WHAT THE $*%!
Whitney Akane Whaaaaaa?
Silver Gin I'm second?
Crystal Suishou Hmm, I'm shocked, Gold. I thought you despised Whitney?
Gold Kin I DO!
Whitney Akane Well…I am majorly pretty, so I guess it makes sense that he couldn't resist my charms.
Gold Kin BULLSHIT! I CALL BULLSHIT! DJ MARY, I LOVE YOU!
Whitney Akane You're mean…
Gary/Shigeru Oak took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Ash/Satoshi Ketchum 2. Misty Kasumi 3. Tracey/Kenji Sketchit
Gary/Shigeru Oak …Wtf…?
Nina Jackson …gary lykes guys…
Sarah Ramona who the hell is ash?
Shelly Marigo NOOOOO! WTF IS GOIN ON?
Grace Stevens who votes we go find this ash person and teach him a lesson in steelin our man
Shelly Marigo i do
Nina Jackson im with u
Sarah Ramona time and place
Blue Leaf O.o Does this mean I was right?
Misty Kasumi …Why am I on this list?
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit Why am I on this list? I hardly even know you!
Misty Kasumi Regardless… *Mallet time*
Gary/Shigeru Oak What the hell! This quiz is jank!
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit Ash, I think you're in danger… Those fangirls…
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum O.o
Marina Dani took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Jimmy Kenta 2. Vincent/Jackson Jun'ichi 3. Gold Kin
Marina Dani …
Vincent/Jackson Jun'ichi Woo-hoo! I'm number 2! XD
Gold Kin I must be on here cause I look like Jimmy.
Jimmy Kenta Why am I number 1?
Marina Dani ...
Vincent/Jackson Jun'ichi If he doesn't want to be first, I will! ;D
James Kojiro took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Jessie Musashi 2. Shelly Izumi 3. Mars Tanaka
James Kojiro See, Jessie? What's wrong with being first?
Jessie Musashi Who are these other bitches?
James Kojiro No clue…
Jessie Musashi …Anyway…
Meowth Nyarth Is it possible ta blush over da internet? Cuz Jessie might be doin it right now XD
Jessie Musashi Shut up!
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo 2. Platinum Berlitz 3. Crystal Suishou
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju …
Crystal Suishou Not sure how I ended up on this list, but okay. Hi, Pearl!
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju Maybe the quiz ran out of options…
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo Aww, I love you, too, Pearl! XD
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju Shut up, Dia! *Slaps*
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo Pearl, I don't think I can handle this abusive relationship…
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju We're not in a relationship!
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo changed his relationship status from single to in a relationship with Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju
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Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju DAMMIT, DIAMOND! CHANGE THIS BEFORE MY SLAPS BECOME PUNCHES AND KICKS!
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo But, Pearl… I love you!
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju *Pulls out a bazooka*
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo Whoa, Pearl! Where the hell did you get that?
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju I'm friends with Platinum. She's bound to know someone who sells explosives.
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo Just because she's rich doesn't mean she knows someone who sells explosives.
Platinum Berlitz …
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo Platinum, how in the hell…?
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju *Fires bazooka*
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo WAAAHHHH! What an abusive relationship!
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Cilan Dent took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Ash/Satoshi Ketchum 2. Iris Ryu 3. Barry Jun
Cilan Dent …
Barry Jun I think someone has been spending too much time with me, lol
Chili/Pod Dent See? I knew it would be this way! XD
Cress/Corn Dent I'd have to agree with Chili.
Iris Ryu Yay, I'm second! You're the first person who's quiz I've been mentioned in, lol. But, Ash? I guess I kinda saw that coming ;D
Cilan Dent …
Misty Kasumi Why the hell does Ash keep appearing on everyone's lists?
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum O.o
Whitney Akane took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Gold Kin 2. Morty Matsuba 3. Falkner Hayato
Whitney Akane WHAT THE $%#!
Gold Kin JANK!
Whitney Akane DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SKANK?
Gold Kin LEARN TO READ, YOU DUMBASS! I SAID JANK! I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE QUIZ!
Whitney Akane BASTARD!
Gold Kin BITCH!
Blue Leaf Aww, young love! ;D
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White Shiro took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Black Kuro 2. Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo 3. Barry Jun
White Shiro Everyone on here has a big mouth!
Black Kuro WHAT'S WRONG WITH A BIG MOUTH, WHITE?
Barry Jun BETTER FOR YELLING! XD
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo YAAAAAHHHHHH! SORRY, WHITE, BUT I LOVE PEARL!
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju DAMMIT, DIAMOND! CHANGE YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS ALREADY! *Pulls out bazooka again*
White Shiro ARGH! DX
Misty Kasumi took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results 1. Ash/Satoshi Ketchum 2. Gary/Shigeru Oak 3. Tracey/Kenji Sketchit
Misty Kasumi …I don't think I like these results…
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit Sorry, Misty…
Misty Kasumi I wasn't talking about you…
Gary/Shigeru Oak Why not? One mention of me liking Ash and you grab your mallet to attack me.
Misty Kasumi *Grabs mallet*
Gary/Shigeru Oak Wait! I didn't say anything!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum O.o
Misty Kasumi to Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Y'know… A lot of these results from people had your name in them. I think maybe you should take this quiz, Ash. Y'know, who's your potential mate?
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Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Are you sure? Will some kinda feud break out if I get weird results?
Misty Kasumi No, just try it. It's just a quiz.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Okay…
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum took the quiz Who's your potential mate? and got the results Didn't get any results. It wasn't possible to get results with your answers. Do you even know what love is?
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum …Is this some kinda insult?
Misty Kasumi …
Cilan Dent …
May Haruka …
Gary/Shigeru Oak …
Dawn Hikari …
Barry Jun …
Yellow of the Viridian Forest ...
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit …
Iris Ryu ...
Misty Kasumi Are we all wondering the same thing?
May Haruka I think so.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum What?
Dawn Hikari I think Misty should say it.
Cilan Dent Me too.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum What is it?
Misty Kasumi Ash…I think what we're all wondering…is…HOW THE HELL YOU GOT ON ALL OF OUR LISTS!
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Ash/Satoshi Ketchum O.o
Phew! Done! I wrote this all in one shot (possibly 3 hours? I lost track of time…), and this is my longest chapter yet! I hope no one's too upset with everyone's results. I had to throw some of my favorite Shippings in, too! Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it, cause I think I worked even harder on this chapter than the last one… Oh well, it was fun! Review as always! Misty's party should be next chapter, so look forward to that! Until next time! :D
~Midori