I want to start this chapter by apologizing to you FerrisWheelShipping fans. I had all the Shippings people requested written down, including FerrisWheelShipping, but I still ended up leaving it out, not realizing that White and Hilda can be portrayed as one in the same. I was so caught up in the running gag with White being irritated by loud-mouths Black, Diamond, and Barry that it was completely overlooked. But I promise to make up for it! N will be included and…we'll see where it goes from there! Okay? :3
As for Misty's party…I decided to postpone it just one more chapter. Sorry! But…I'm still here to entertain, don't worry.
Chapter Seven: I Hacked You and I Liked it ;D
Gary/Shigeru Oak I have a confession to make…I'm sorry to my fangirls, but…I'm in love with Ash
Nina Jackson DISLYKE!
Shelly Marigo DISLIKE
Sarah Ramona DISLIKE! D:
Grace Stevens DISLYKE! DX
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit Whoa…Gary…
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum WHOA GARY WHAT THE %#$!
Delia Ketchum Ash, I still don't approve of the language, but at least you censored yourself. But this is quite a surprise! Well, you two were really close as kids, as much as you hate to admit it…
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum MOM THIS IS SERIOUS!
Misty Kasumi O.o *Mallet time…again*
Cilan Dent What is this?
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT!
Misty Kasumi Where the hell is Gary?
Max Haruka Whoa, Misty, I think you need to put down that mallet before you hurt someone!
Misty Kasumi That's its intended purpose. Now where's the bastard?
May Haruka I haven't seen him.
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit Me either.
Misty Kasumi …
Red Aka changed his relationship status from single to in a relationship with Yellow of the Viridian Forest
Blue Leaf likes this
Blue Leaf About time.
Yellow of the Viridian Forest H-huh? *Blushes*
Green Okido I'm not sure if I saw that coming…
Red Aka Huh? Why does it say I'm in a relationship with Yellow?I don't remember doing that.
Yellow of the Viridian Forest You didn't change that?
Red Aka No. Does this mean we're dating?
Blue Leaf RED, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? DENSE MUCH?
Green Okido Red didn't change it?
Blue Leaf Well, that is kinda weird…
Yellow of the Viridian Forest ...Don't change it…
Blue Leaf likes this
Cilan Dent I hate you, Ash/Satoshi Ketchum
Iris Ryu Whoa, Cilan! Where did that come from? That wasn't nice!
Chili/Pod Dent What? So not true! You dont need 2 be in denial so much that you say you hate him
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum …What did I do? Im sorry Cilan…
Cilan Dent What? I didn't put that, Ash! I don't hate you, I love you!
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Cress/Corn Dent …Was that a confession, Cilan?
Bianca Bel Squeals! Cilan confessed! I knew it! XD
Cilan Dent Wait! I didn't mean it like that! I meant…um…argh! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
Chili/Pod Dent Whatever bro
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Huh?
Iris Ryu Wait…Cilan, you didn't put that you hated Ash?
Cilan Dent Of course not!
Iris Ryu Hmm…
Dawn Hikari Gary, move out of the way. Ash is mine. Barry, you can have Paul.
Barry Jun likes this
Barry Jun Woo hoo! Paul Shinji is mine!
Paul Shinji What the hell?
May Haruka Huh? Dawn, I thought you liked…some other kid. With purple hair…
Barry Jun Paul?
May Haruka I wasn't trying to obvious, Barry!
Paul Shinji Dawn likes me?
Barry Jun Apparently not. I think she likes Ash now.
Misty Kasumi What? Dawn, is that true?
Dawn Hikari Whoa, what the hell! I do not like Ash! I like…the kid…with purple hair…
Barry Jun Dawn we already established it was Paul
Dawn Hikari Dammit, Barry! You and your non-punctuation and unnecessary big words!
Black Kuro AND BIG MOUTH!
Barry Jun likes this
Misty Kasumi You don't like Ash?
Dawn Hikari Well…not particularly anymore. As a close friend. But I didn't put that as my status, I swear!
Max Haruka Misty, why are you still holding that mallet?
Misty Kasumi I still haven't found Gary.
Gary/Shigeru Oak WHOA! WHAT THE %*& IS THIS? I DO NOT LOVE ASH!
Nina Jackson, Misty Kasumi, Shelly Marigo and 2 others like this
Misty Kasumi Let me guess…You didn't actually put that as your status.
Gary/Shigeru Oak HELL NO!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Should I be hurt by that?
Gary/Shigeru Oak HELL YEAH YOU SHOULD!
Misty Kasumi *Puts down mallet* Okay. I think I know what's going on here.
Misty Kasumi People of Facebook! I have an important message! I have reason to believe that some of our accounts are being hacked! I'm not sure by who or how to stop it, but beware! If a status that you don't remember posting shows up, let your friends know as soon as possible! And if you see a friend's status that seems unusual, just know…well, hopefully you know your friends well enough to know if it's false.
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Barry Jun That doesnt stop us from at least thinking its humorous
14 people like this
Misty Kasumi NOT HELPING, BARRY!
Cassidy Yamato changed her relationship status from single to in a relationship with James Kojiro
Bitch Kosaburo What?
Jessie Musashi WHAT?
Meowth Nyarth Huh? What's dis?
James Kojiro Um…I did not approve of this…
Jessie Musashi WHAT THE HELL IS THIS JAMES?
James Kojiro I just said I didn't approve of this!
Cassidy Yamato Hacked! What the hell? That wasn't cool.
Jessie Musashi YOU BITCH!
Cassidy Yamato Didn't you see what the red-headed brat posted a few minutes ago? The hacker got me! I don't like James!
Misty Kasumi Sorry for being helpful, geezus.
Jessie Musashi CHANGE IT!
Cassidy Yamato I'M TRYING!
Green Okido I'm in love with Blue Leaf. Get over it, Silver.
Blue Leaf likes this
Blue Leaf Okay then.
Silver Gin Hey! Why'd you have to mention me?
Green Okido Damn hacker! I don't love Blue!
Blue Leaf Aww…That's mean.
Silver Gin Better not…
Cassidy Yamato changed her relationship status from in a relationship with James Kojiro to single
Jessie Musashi Thank Arceus!
Cassidy Yamato Geezus, that was a mess…
Meowth Nyarth Good ting you changed it back cuz Jessie was about to kill James over here.
May Haruka Sorry, Drew, but I like Ash more than you.
Drew Shuu Huh? What does that have to do with me?
Dawn Hikari Seriously, Drew! Boys are so dense…But, May! Where did this come from?
Misty Kasumi Please tell me it was the hacker…
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Ha! Im better than Drew.
Dawn Hikari Ash, that's not what we're talking about!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Were not?
May Haruka HACKED AND SO NOT TRUE!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Im not cooler than Drew?
May Haruka Stupid Ash…and Drew…
Drew Shuu I didn't even say anything!
Brock Takeshi Sorry, girls…I seem to pursue you to shield my true nature…I'm gay. Tracey/Kenji Sketchit, will you go out with me?
Misty Kasumi O.o
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum O.o
Dawn Hikari O.o
May Haruka ...Whoa…Brock…
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit to Brock Takeshi Sorry, Brock, but I'll have to decline. I'm in love with Ash.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Huh? First Gary and now you?
Misty Kasumi He has to be hacked.
Cilan Dent I'm so confused.
May Haruka This is weird.
Brock Takeshi I LIKE WOMEN! FOREVER AND EVER! YOU DAMN HACKER!
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit Thank goodness. I didn't want to have to decline your offer. I mean, I guess the hacker took care of that, but I'm not in love with Ash.
Misty Kasumi This hacker is going to give me an ulcer
Dawn Hikari I doubted Tracey's status, but I wasn't too sure about Brock's. I thought it was real.
May Haruka Me too.
Max Haruka Me three.
Misty Kasumi So did I.
Brock Takeshi HEY! DX
Blue Leaf I wish Silver Gin and Green Okido would stop fighting over me because I don't like either of them. I'm in love with someone else.
Silver Gin Huh?
Green Okido Who?
Yellow of the Viridian Forest Really, Blue? I thought you liked…
Silver Gin Was she hacked?
Green Okido Yellow, did she tell you who she likes?
Yellow of the Viridian Forest Well…I don't think I should say…
Blue Leaf Well someone decided to be funny.
Silver Gin Were you hacked, Blue?
Blue Leaf Looks like it.
Silver Gin So, do you like one of us?
Blue Leaf …Maybe…
Green Okido Maybe?
Blue Leaf Or maybe this hacker was right…
Silver Gin What?
Blue Leaf I actually like…
Green Okido Who, Blue?
Silver Gin You're taking too long!
Blue Leaf Yellow! Isn't she adorable? :D
Yellow of the Viridian Forest You like me?
Blue Leaf Lol, as a close friend. I just like messing with these silly boys :P
Silver Gin …
Green Okido …
Blue Leaf This hacker is really stirring the pot, here. It's kinda funny, lol.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum changed his relationship status from single to married to May Haruka
Misty Kasumi *Spits out water* WHAT?
Dawn Hikari May?
Drew Shuu May is married to Ash? Is that legal?
Brock Takeshi Whoa, Ash…
Delia Ketchum Ash, I'm…stunned. You should have told me!
Cilan Dent …
May Haruka Huh? I am NOT married to Ash! He must have been hacked!
Misty Kasumi Oh, yeah… He's too stupid to even know what married is. Sorry, Mrs. Ketchum.
Delia Ketchum No, it's okay. I figured it wasn't true anyway.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Married to May? Since when?
Misty Kasumi Since the hacker attacked you.
May Haruka Change it back before Drew notices!
Drew Shuu I did notice.
May Haruka Dammit! Change it back, Ash!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum I dont know how!
May Haruka FIGURE IT OUT!
Gold Kin I don't love DJ Mary anymore…
Whitney Akane Did you finally realize she's way out of your reach?
Crystal Suishou That's a shock, Gold. You talk about your love for her everyday.
Silver Gin Maybe he was hacked, too. Doesn't sound like the Gold I know
Whitney Akane That is true, though.
Gold Kin WHAT THE POTATO SALAD? STUPID HACKER! I WILL ALWAYS LOVE DJ MARY! MARRY ME, MARY!
Crystal Suishou Yep, he was hacked.
Silver Gin Knew it
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum is now married to Dawn Hikari
Misty Kasumi *Spits out water* WHAT?
May Haruka Are we bride-hopping? You didn't even change to being single.
Dawn Hikari Am not! Ash, that's not funny!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum I didnt do it! I never figured out how to change it back so I gave up!
Cilan Dent …You could have asked me…
Dawn Hikari Fix it!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum IM TRYING! YOU GUYS ARE SO DAMN DEMANDING!
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju I LOVE MY DIA!
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo likes this
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo Aww! I love you, too, Pearl! XD
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju Huh? I did not put that.
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo You didn't?
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju Of course not. Must have been that Facebook hacker.
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo Q.Q
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju Why are you crying?
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo Cause I love my Pearl…
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju Will you quit that before I pull out that bazooka again?
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo I'D PREFER TO BE BLOWN UP THAN FOR YOU NOT TO TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju You're so weird, Dia.
Platinum Berlitz Aren't you two still in a relationship?
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju Only on Facebook because Dia never changed it…
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo X3
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum is now married to Cilan Dent
Misty Kasumi *Spits out water* WHAT?
Max Haruka Misty, I wish you would stop spitting water out everywhere. It's becoming a hassle to clean up…
Iris Ryu Lulz! XD
Gary/Shigeru Oak Man, this hacker likes to target you
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Cilan? I thought you were helping me fix this?
Cilan Dent …Oops…Sorry, Ash…My mistake…
Chili/Pod Dent and Cress/Corn Dent like this
Iris Ryu So it wasn't the hacker...? Lol!
Black Kuro I LOVE WHITE! MORE THAN MY DREAM TO DEFEAT THE POKEMON LEAGUE!
White Shiro Hacked. Black doesn't love anything more than his dream to conquer the Pokemon League.
Black Kuro WHAT IS THIS? I'VE BEEN HACKED!
White Shiro I noticed.
Marina Dani changed her relationship status from single to in a relationship with Vincent/Jackson Jun'ichi
Vincent/Jackson Jun'ichi HELLZ YEAH! XD
Jimmy Kenta Whoa! Didn't see that coming…I think…
Marina Dani Huh? I'm not in a relationship with Vincent!I like...someone else…
Vincent/Jackson Jun'ichi HUH?
Marina Dani Must have been the hacker…
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum is now married to Ritchie Hiroshi
Misty Kasumi *Spits out water* WHAT?
Max Haruka Misty!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Cilan!
Cilan Dent I didn't do it this time! I'm trying to fix it!
Ritchie Hiroshi I'm married to Ash?
Iris Ryu This hacker is not joking when it comes to you. Or, I guess, maybe he is...Depends on how you look at this situation, lol.
Ritchie Hiroshi Hacker? Wow, what a mess.
Misty Kasumi TELL ME ABOUT IT!
Marina Dani changed her relationship status from in a relationship with Vincent/Jackson Jun'ichi to single
Vincent/Jackson Jun'ichi Q.Q
Silver Gin I'm confessing my love for Blue. You lose, Green.
Blue Leaf likes this
Blue Leaf Wait, is this the hacker again? Or do you really love me, Silver?
Green Okido It better be the hacker.
Blue Leaf Why is that, Green?
Green Okido …No reason…
Silver Gin What the hell? Now the hacker got me?
Blue Leaf Aww, Silver doesn't love me?
Silver Gin …No
Blue Leaf Meanie.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum is now married to Iris Ryu
Misty Kasumi *Spits out water* WHAT?
Max Haruka I don't care if you're a Water-type trainer, I'm about to ban water for you until this hacker mess is over with!
Iris Ryu I'm married to Ash, lol.
Bianca Bel Why wasn't I invited to the ceremony? DX
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum CAUSE WE'RE NOT MARRIED! STUPID HACKER!
Cilan Dent WHY CAN'T I FIX THIS? STOP MARRYING EVERYONE, ASH!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Dawn Hikari Polygamist :P
Misty Kasumi Time to confess. I'm getting irritated with this hacker, but through it all…I'm actually the one who loves Ash the most.
Dawn Hikari You know, Misty, with all of this hacker business, May and I had Drew and Paul to deny us from liking Ash, but…do you really like Ash?
Brock Takeshi Knew it.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Huh? Misty?
Cilan Dent I hope not…
May Haruka Replying to Dawn…I say maybe Gary?
Gary/Shigeru Oak Huh? Where do I come in?
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Gary?
Blue Leaf No, Gary likes Ash, lol ;D
Gary/Shigeru Oak Shut up, Blue! I do not!
Misty Kasumi *SPITS OUT SO MUCH FREAKING WATER* WHO THE HELL PUT THAT AS MY STATUS?
Max Haruka DAMMIT, MISTY!
Dawn Hikari Oh…she was hacked, too.
May Haruka I don't know…
Misty Kasumi I'M GONNA KILL THIS HACKER! *Pulls out a club*
Max Haruka Misty, that club has spikes!
Cilan Dent *Pulls out a pitchfork* I'll join you.
Dawn Hikari That hacker better hope those two don't find him…
Barry Jun You have to admit this is amusing, though.
May Haruka That's only because it hasn't happened to you yet. I'm sure you'll get your turn.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum is now married to Barry Jun
Max Haruka The mop is ready…wait, where's Misty?
Barry Jun Oh, now it's my turn to be married to Ash. Can I be the one in the dress?
Dawn Hikari Barry, must you make situations more awkward than they need to be?
Barry Jun Might as well have fun with it.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum WONT THIS HACKER LEAVE ME ALONE?
Max Haruka Cilan's gone, too…
Barry Jun Daisy, you got any dresses?
Daisy Kasumi Only from, like, all the best designers!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum BARRY!
Barry Jun XD
Barry Jun Hi I'm Barry Jun. I'm really obnoxious and I smell really bad because I bathe once a week at most. I hate Paul because he's a meanie face. Dawn needs to learn that no matter how many times she brushes her hair, it stills looks horrendous. I love Ash dearly, so Misty and Cilan need to back off. He's mine, bitches. And Pearl is sexy cause he looks just like me, and that's awesome. Diamond's not good enough for you, you can do better. And that was your Public Service Announcement. Have a nice day! ;D
Dawn Hikari BASTARD! My hair is brushed to perfection! At least I don't bathe only once a week!
Paul Shinji Meanie face?
Misty Kasumi *Spits out water* WHAT?
Max Haruka MISTY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE HELL YOU ARE! HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET WATER ON THE FLOOR IN HERE?
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Really, Barry?
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju I like the part where Barry said I was sexy and that Diamond's not good enough for me.
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo Q.Q
Cilan Dent Why the hell was I mentioned?
Chili/Pod Dent Maybe cuz you love Ash ;D
Cress/Corn Dent likes this
Cilan Dent You better be glad that you're all the way in Isshu or I'd be coming for you with this pitchfork.
Chili/Pod Dent Love you bro XD
Barry Jun Q.Q I DID NOT SAY ANY OF THAT! I BATHE MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK!
Dawn Hikari MAYBE YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON APOLOGIZING TO ME! MY HAIR WAS OFFENDED!
Paul Shinji …Meanie face?
Barry Jun Paul, I didn't say that! Q.Q
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo See, Pearl, it was the hacker! He didn't mean it!
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju I'm not sexy?
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo No, I didn't mean that. You are a smexy beast, Pearl! XD
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju DAMMIT, DIAMOND, STOP BEING WEIRD!
May Haruka Lol, I think the hacker was trying to get Barry killed.
Iris Ryu That was amusing! XD
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum is now married to Misty Kasumi
Max Haruka THERE, MISTY! NOW WILL YOU STOP SPITTING WATER OUT IN THE FLOOR IN HERE!
May Haruka Was that the hacker?
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum No that was Max. He said he was tired of cleaning up the floor.
Misty Kasumi *SPITS OUT WATER* WHY AM I MARRIED TO ASH?
Max Haruka WHAT THE HELL WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY?
May Haruka Lol.
White Shiro is now friends with N Harmonia
White Shiro …N?
N Harmonia …
Phew! Another chapter down in one shot! And this one's longer than the last one! I'm actually not done with the hacker charade but I figured here would be a good place to stop for now. Should I dedicate another chapter to this and postpone the party (for the third time…) again? And who do you think the hacker is? Review and tell me what next chapter's focus should be: the party or more hacker hijinxs? Also, tell me your guess on who you think the hacker is. And will Misty and Cilan kill him/her? Lol. I love this story, I'm glad I made it. I actually didn't feel like writing another chapter today, but I had a lot of free time so why not? Thanks for all my reviews as well! Keep reviewing; they make me motivated to write another chapter when I don't feel like doing so! ;D
~Midori
P.S. Not to do self-promotion or anything...(guilty) but for those of you that suggest any pairings involving Ash, I have another FanFiction I'm working on dedicatied to any Shipping having to do with Ash. It's called The Story of Ash and: Insert Character Here. If you want to read it and make a suggestion, be my guest! I'd be really happy if you did! :)