Ok so im a total nerd and I was reading a fanfiction and I was think wouldn't it be funny to see Christian's reaction when he finds out that Dimitri knocked up Rose.
I don't own VA just the plots
"So I'm pregnant," Rose said normal, eating her sandwich. She, Christian, Mia and Eddie were having their monthly lunch they had started as soon as Eddie, Jill, Adrian, Sydney and Angela came back.
"What?" All three turned on her in disbelief.
"I know it's a bit weird. Lissa and Sonya think it's only possible because I was shadow kissed and Dimitri was brought back to life essentially."
"So going to kill cradlerobber," Christian said darkly.
"And why is that?" Rose laughed, shaking her head.
"Because he knocked up our," he gestured to himself, Eddie and Mia, "sister."
"It takes two. You should know since you have a kid," Mia added in, bouncing up and down. "I insist on hosting the baby shower with Lissa."
"Why with Lissa?"
"Because there's no way she would let me do it otherwise."
Rose agreed then and Mia started to talk about ideas, Rose either rolling her eyes or nodding at the suggestions.
"I still don't like it," Christian stated eventually. "Your our Rosey not his."
Rose rolled her eyes. "Would you like to know what we are going to name it?" She didn't wait for them to rely. "It's a boy Mason Christian Edward Belikov and if it's a girl Elizaveta Mia Valisa Belikov."
Eddie and Christian shared a look.
"Still killing cradlerobber," they announced at the same time.