I don't own VA just the plots
Ok so this prompt is thanks to LadyScatty. Lissa and Dimitri try to prank Rose and Christian.
On another note I have been asked twice to write about Rose and Christian watching football together so before I do I want to warn you I only know Australian foot ball (NRL) if it is a problem let me know.
Knock, knock, knock, knock.
"Hang on!" Rose yelled, racing to the door, stumbling over the towel on the ground. Swearing she opened the door to find no one around.
"What the hell?" she complained, going to close the door before seeing two white envelopes on the ground addressed to her and Christian. Picking them up she then went and banged on Christian and Lissa's door.
"Calm your farm Rosie I'm coming," Christian grumbled opening the door. Lissa joked that Mia, Eddie, Christian and Rose could all be quadruplets as all four were tired and extremely grumpy when awoken before they were ready, especially Mia.
"Here," Rose said, shoving the envelope at him. Automatically he opened it and just looked at Rose.
"It says to open yours."
Rose opened hers.
Rose and Christian,
To find the source of these letters please proceed to your office that you share.
Rose and Christian looked at each other and without a word race back to their rooms and changed, and where straight back out again.
Their shared office space had to be the busiest place in the Palace, next to Lissa. Anyone who had wanted to know more about Moroi learning to fight, either magical or fist came to see them, all guardians wishing to be promoted to the royal guard came to see Rose, guardians wishing to train with Moroi and actually train Moroi saw them. All in all they were kept on their toes when not having to do their official jobs.
They walked into their office and stopped in shock. Someone or someones had come in and bedazzled Rose's computer with flames while the side of Christian's desk was bedazzled with different colours of roses.
"Dimitri and Lissa," they both growled.
"Hey Rose what's on the agenda for today?" Lissa asked, turning to look at her friend in her black guardian clothes and red collar. No one could or would deny the Rose was the best guardian to be assigned to Lissa.
"Just some meetings I believe and lunch with Sydney and Adrian," Rose replied.
"Ok, wh- WHAT HAPPENED TO MY OFFICE!" Lissa shouted. It was covered ceiling to floor in alfoil. Even her pens, papers and other items on her desk had been singularly wrapped.
"It appears that someone has covered your office you majesty," Rose said straight faced. It had been three months since Lissa and Dimitri had pranked Rose and Christian and they had planned their revenge in detail. Dimitri's office was covered the same way.
"I can see that Rose, I want to know who did it?"
"Have you see Eddie or Mia recently?"
"I was thinking more along the lines of you and Christian."
"Then why ask who did it if you are going to accuse innocent people of a crime without proof?"
Lissa glared at Rose who remained completely straight faces; Lissa envied her for that ability for a second before she remembered what she was accusing her friend of.
"I'm suspecting you and Christian because this is exactly something you two would do to me and I am guessing I'm not the only victim." Right on cue Lissa phone rang and she picked up without looking at the caller id.
"Oh hello Dimitri….. Yes my office had been decorated the same way…. Rose is right in front of me… No it couldn't have been Eddie or Mia, they had to leave to escort Jill to the shops….. I agree but she is playing the no proof game… Both of them won't slip on this….. I get Jack to check security to see… See you later," Lissa hung up and looked over at Rose.
"Something interesting just happened to your boyfriend. Someone decorated his office the exact same way."
"Obviously someone really thinks the two of you need some more shine in your lives."
"Dimitri is going to ask Jack to look at security tapes to see if he sees anyone going in to either his or my office."
Rose snorted. "They are easy to get around. I train all yours and Christian's guards how to avoid them through they are only to use that in emergencies. Actually I should show Eddie, Jack, Mia and any of Jill's guardians I like how to do it, it could prove useful."
"Does Christian know this trick?"
"Of course, mind you I'm surprised he had the patience to learn."
Lissa shook her head. "I still think it was you and Christian."
"And I still think it's upsetting you and Dimitri just accuse innocent people without proof."
Latter on once Lissa could get access to her computer she turned it on to find a picture of Rose and Christian in her office, half decorated at that stage. Lissa just turned to look at Rose.
"Now you have proof, though Pyro now owes me a hundred, he bet Dimitri would be the first to accuse us, but I bet it would be you."
Lissa shook her head and turned around to turn on the air conditioning only to be cover in glitter.
"Before you say anything be glad you're not Dimitri. When he went on lunch Eddie snuck in wrote Christian and Rose rule, in glue on his walls with high strength glue. It's going to last for months."
Ring, ring
"Your boyfriend is going to kill you for that."
"No he going to kill me because I used pink glitter. His sister have well and truly trained him to hate that colour."
"If you hadn't of done this to me I would say good luck."
"Revenge is always worth it and we are only on escape plan f for the week and its Wednesday, we got it all sorted out."
"Wow that must be a record for you."
"Actually it's upsetting, I'm going to make a complaint to Eddie about Chrisitian's lack of effort this week."
"Why is Eddie the one you complain to?"
"Oh because he made Christian, Mia and I all swear to include him in any pranks so he has a heads up if he need to cover for us, also he is the only party the three of us trust to be fair."
"It's alarming you need someone to be fair when you are talking about pranking."
"That's not even the worse of it."
"I don't want to know."