Based on a tumblr post...because the moment I saw it thought of Sam and Jules.

Things You Said When You Were Drunk

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Julianna Callaghan watched her boyfriend, Samuel Braddock stumble to her Jeep. She warned him earlier in the night, that she wasn't going to help his drunk ass back to the car. But Sam being the stubborn man that he is, decided that he need to celebrate with the boys by doing as many shots as they could in five minutes. She knew the boys needed to let off some steam, it was a hectic week with multiple hot calls each day. And as much as she dreaded how she was going to get a drunk Sam up the stairs to bed, she knows he's going to regret all those shots tomorrow morning.

Getting to the Jeep was the easy bit, Sam stubbled all the way. Getting him into the Jeep was the challenge. It took Jules around ten minutes to get Sam into the passenger side, and bucked up.

"I definitely don't have to work out this weekend." Jules thought as she got into the driver side and started the Jeep.

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As Jules pulled into her driveway, Sam finally opened his eyes as the blurry lights faded behind. Looking over at Jules, he asked "Didithurt?" slurring his words together.

"Sam?" Jules replied, confused at what he was asking.

"Did it hurt?" he asked again.

Jules rolled her eyes, "let me guess, when I fell from heaven?"

Jules knew that when Sam got drunk he tended to get flirty and when he got flirty the cheesy pick up lines came out.

"Nooooooo" Sam whined.

"What, than?" Jules

Giving her his slightly off Samtastic smile, "when you fell for me?"

The simple reply hit her like a tone of bricks. That was not what she was expecting. Not wanting to know how much a cheesy pick up line affected her, Jules got out of the Jeep and made her way around to Sam.

Did it hurt? Of course it did. She wasn't suppose to fall for the rookie. She wasn't suppose to care about him more than a teammate. She wasn't suppose to get shot and have to break up with him so she could get back her spot on the team. And she couldn't let him know that. She couldn't let him know that breaking up with him put a hole in her heart. She wouldn't tell him that although she was the one to break it up, and dated others, it hurt her everyday that she couldn't be with him. She wouldn't but him though that. Because she knows. She knows that as much as it hurt her when she fell for him, iit was all worth it in the end. They were together again, and had been given permission to date. No one had to switch teams.

Opening the passenger side door, Jules was greeted with a snoring Sam. Not wanting to wake him up or have to carry him into the house, Jules reclined the seat, shut the door and went into the house.

Five minutes later she returned with a bottle of water, some advil and a garbage can. Making sure these were all in Sam's reached, she returned to the house, and went to bed. She made a mental note to use that line on Sam next time she was feeling flirty.

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Suggest an episode I should watch?

Did anyone watch that Criminal Minds episode that David was in? It was on the other day, and apart from being really creeped out by "him", I couldn't help but laugh a bit of the end scene. I kept thinking "Damn it Sam use your SRU negotiation training...and damn it don't lie to the subject." It was definitely an interesting episode!