It's been…a little too long. Some thing called life happens sometimes. Oh well, I'm back. ;D
So, I got a ridiculous amount of reviews last chapter. So. Many. Shipping. Requests. Don't worry, I've written them all down, and at some point they shall be featured. It may take awhile, but I'll get around to everything eventually. Remember that poll awhile back where I asked you guys to vote on ideas for this story? Out of eighteen things to vote from, I've only done two (the Mandatory Date Party from the last three chapters and the Upload Picture chapter), so there's plenty of time to get things in.
Phew. I'll try to make this a pretty long chapter to make up for my absence. I hope it meets some standards. D:
Oh, and here's the Shipping list so far, for anyone who cares:
Advance, OldRival (Green x Blue, not Gary x Leaf), Ikari, Poke, Contest, Pallet, Pearl, CafeMocha, FerrisWheel/Hyaline, Ketchup, NeoRocket, Rocket, Frantic, Ego, League, Special, Savant, Ability, Luck, Appeal, Elder, Teencare, Alexandrian, Absurdist, Chosen, Chess/Agency, Penguin, Handyman, Fanboy, Hyper, Curtain, Dance, Trauma, Sitrus, KitchenMaid, Photoshop, Wishful, Grass, Twist(ed), Against, Negai, Mock, HeatTag, Disguise, Flavescent, ShellPWNage, Scholar, Redvine, Noranshoku, Oak, Badgemaking, Draggirl, Snowpoint, Sacrilege, Diamond, Queen, Flamenco, Morpheus, Chili x Rhoda, Cress x Rhonda, Sommelier, Admiration, Randy, Cookie, Food, SoulSilver, Nationalist, Adri, HotForAfros, Battle, Buster, Magmadmin, Aquadmin, Jovian, Castellan, JohtoFesta, BootlegPearl, PokeSilver, Commoner, Ranger, Almia, Oblivia, Carnival, Betelgeuse, Steel, Clonegeuse, Command, Erist, Maschera, Ampere, Ultramarine, Swashbuckler, Composer, Mizuchi, SapphirePearl, Hale, Number, Balance, Brock'sHormones, Scientific, Sinnoh, Tyson (Hoenn) x Katie, Brawly x Greta, Fire, Graceful, AloeVera, Accord, Fatherly, Puny, OppositesAttract, Ao, Spyro, SpecialJewel, Cavalier, Tension, BadTaste, Confidence, IceGym, November, Devil, Chest, Iris x Lance, Dragon, Soul, Tyson (Hoenn) x Solidad, Spenser (Hoenn) x Argenta, Conway x Princess Salvia, Iris x Carlita, SunsetHug, Antipodean, Undo, Professor Rowan x Professor Carolina, Gary x Georgia, Lucky, MangaQuest, Flarebuster, Iris x Emmy, Lt. Surge x Sho, Hustle, BitterVintage, Alf, ZetsubouRestaurant, DreamCuisine, Believeinlegendary, LethalAttraction, Tea, Kiss, Ray, FirstLab, Cheeky, Allergy, Jet/BlackWing, Hoenn, Indigo, Riser, Raimei, Saintpaulia, Wildflower, Blownsocket, Loliesque, Loganberry, BadTaste and Damsel
And the pairings that I have put in myself that no one has requested so far are:
ColdCoffee, Accidental, Quest, Back, Collide, and Death/Mirage
See all these pairings? ! So I ask that you guys bare with me here. I was asked for the most bizarre pairings. You know how long it took me to look up all of these?
Who's Got Embarrassing Photos of Who?
Daisy Kasumi tagged Misty Kasumi, Violet Kasumi and Lily Kasumi in a photo
14 people like this
Lily Kasumi Ahh! I remember this picture!
Violet Kasumi Look at baby Misty!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Ahaha, Misty has a big head!
Dawn Hikari Ash, you're so mean! I think it's cute.
Misty Kasumi AHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS?
Daisy Kasumi Cuz I was goin thru an old album and saw this! I had 2 post it!
Daisy Kasumi Oh, heres another 1!
Misty Kasumi No, Daisy! Stop!
Daisy Kasumi tagged Misty Kasumi and Lily Kasumi in a photo
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Violet Kasumi Aww, I wasnt in this 1…
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit What in the world is going on in this picture?
Lily Kasumi Ahaha! This was Misty's 3rd B-day party! She could help but smash her face into the cake!
Misty Kasumi AAAHHHHHH!
Daisy Kasumi Haha, 2 cute!
Misty Kasumi DAISY I'LL KILL YOU!
Daisy Kasumi If u can catch me! ;D
Misty Kasumi TRY ME! *Pulls out mallet and goes on rampage*
Blue Leaf tagged Red Aka and Yellow of the Viridian Forest in a photo
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Crystal Suishou Kyah! So cute!
Blue Leaf I know, right?
Red Aka When did you take this?
Blue Leaf I'm sure you know, Red! You were there after all!
White Shiro Aww! Yellow's giving Red a flower! Such a cute picture!
Blue Leaf Thanks!
Red Aka I don't remember you being at the park with us…
Green Okido Cause she was probably hiding in the bushes
Blue Leaf Dammit, Green!
Yellow of the Viridian Forest W-w-wha…?
Blue Leaf ;D
Iris Ryu So, I have a question…
Bianca Bel Yes, Iris?
Iris Ryu I'm hoping that I'm not the only one who remembers Ash and Cilan getting stuck in the closet at Blue's party…
32 people like this
Cilan Dent You're bringing this up now? That was months ago!
Iris Ryu Well, I decided to be curious about it now.
May Haruka So, what did happen?
Dawn Hikari Yeah, I wanna know too!
Misty Kasumi Me, too.
Barry Jun That was a crazy party…
Harley Hari I WAS KICKED IN THE POKÉ BALLS!
Max Haruka Yeah, that came as I shock. I didn't know you had any Harley.
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May Haruka BURN!
Harley Hari YOU LITTLE BRAT! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU…!
Conway Kohei …I still feel a tingling sensation down there…
Iris Ryu We're getting off topic!
Dawn Hikari Sorry, Iris. It was just too funny.
Iris Ryu True…
Cilan Dent Nothing happened in that closet.
Chili/Pod Dent Are you sure, Cilan?
Cilan Dent NOTHING!
Bianca Bel Wait, why hasn't Ash said anything yet?
Iris Ryu Good question. Where is he?
Cilan Dent I don't know…
Iris Ryu ?
Brock Takeshi tagged Ash/Satoshi Ketchum in a photo
7 people like this
May Haruka Bwahaha! I remember this!
Dawn Hikari It's Ash as an apple!
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo Looks yummy…
Misty Kasumi I don't even want to know…
Brock Takeshi This isn't the only one…
Brock Takeshi tagged Ash/Satoshi Ketchum in 3 photos
36 people like this
Cilan Dent AAAHHHHHH!
Iris Ryu Whoa! Cilan!
Cress/Corn Dent What happened?
Paul Shinji *Snorts* Seriously? Ash has crossdressed 3 times?
Gary/Shigeru Oak WHAT THE HELL?
Misty Kasumi Oh, I remember "Ashley" He was trying to battle Erika, but they only allowed girls in the Gym.
Erika Hana Sorry…
Jessie Musashi Hey, we were the ones that dressed him up so that he could enter that Gym.
Misty Kasumi That is true, but you just tried to steal the Pokémon!
Meowth Nyarth No, we's were afta da perfume!
Misty Kasumi Anyway.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Did I miss something? OH MY ARCEUS, WHAT HAPPENED TO CILAN?
Cress/Corn Dent Wait, let me guess… Nosebleed?
Iris Ryu Yes.
Cress/Corn Dent Ah.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum IT LOOKS LIKE A CRIME SCENE!
Chili/Pod Dent Lulz!
Dawn Hikari Ah, the maid costume…
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum SOMEONE HELP CILAN!
May Haruka Good times…
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum AAHHH!
Delia Ketchum Wait, what is this? Ash, is there something you're not telling me…?
Brock Takeshi It's okay, Ms. Ketchum. I'm sure he was just doing a little experimenting…
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum NURSE JOY, HELP!
Gary/Shigeru Oak Experimenting three times? Lol, this is golden.
Ruby Kougyoku What's wrong with experimenting?
Sapphire Birch RUBY!
Ruby Kougyoku What?
Blue Leaf That may have been my fault…
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN ONLY TAKE CARE OF POKÉMON? DO YOU SEE THIS MAN IS DYING!
Sapphire Birch BLUE, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE HIM SHOPPING EVER AGAIN!
BLACK KURO! I WANNA JOIN THE YELLING!
White Shiro *Facepalm*
Barry Jun YAAAHHHH!
Dawn Hikari *Headdesk*
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo PIZZA!
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju *Throws desk*
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo Hey! That almost hit me!
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju THAT WAS THE POINT!
Blue Leaf Sorry, Sapph, I'm not sure if I can agree to that. ;D
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum IRIS, DO SOMETHING!
Iris Ryu Brock, look what you did!
Brock Takeshi Sorry…
May Haruka Hold on, guys. He's not the only one…
May Haruka tagged Harley Hari in a photo
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Max Haruka Ah, the infamous Double May incident…
May Haruka Payback's a bitch!
Harley Hari WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KICKED ME IN MY POKÉ BALLS!
Drew Shuu Ahahahaha!
Meowth Nyarth Damn, I tink dat's betta than when I dressed up as May…
Dawn Hikari What's with everyone dressing up as May?
May Haruka Everyone loves me, I guess.
Solidad Saori What in the world?
Sapphire Birch AM I THE ONLY ONE BOTHERED BY THE FACT THAT A GROWN MAN IS WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES AS ME?
Ruby Kougyoku If we can even get you in clothes…
Sapphire Birch WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Blue Leaf Yeah, what is it supposed to mean? ;D
Ruby Kougyoku Blue, don't make this worse.
May Haruka How do you think I felt when Harley did that?
Sapphire Birch I don't feel bad for kicking him in the Poké Balls now…
Harley Hari YOU GIRLS ARE SOME CADDY BITCHES!
Meowth Nyarth tagged James Kojiro and Jessie Musashi in 6 photos
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Meowth Nyarth Harley and the twerp ain't da only crossdressers…
Misty Kasumi Duh! How could I forget?
James Kojiro I think I like the ganguro disguise the best…
Jessie Musashi James!
James Kojiro What? I enjoyed the disguises…
May Haruka I'm sure you did…
Dawn Hikari Hehe.
James Kojiro What's so funny?
Jessie Musashi Sigh…
Meowth Nyarth Oh, this is a good one!
Meowth Nyarth tagged James Kojiro in a photo
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Misty Kasumi Flaming James!
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit Flaming.
Dawn Hikari Flamer!
May Haruka Flamer!
Bitch Kosaburo Flaming!
Iris Ryu Flaming…
Brock Takeshi Flamer.
Cassidy Yamato Ahahaha, FLAMER!
James Kojiro HEY! IT WAS AN HONOR TO DRESS AS A MOLTRES!
Jessie Musashi *Facepalm* I should have seen that coming…
James Kojiro MEOWTH, I'LL KILL YOU!
Meowth Nyarth Uh-oh, gotta run!
Blue Leaf tagged White Shiro, BLACK KURO! and N Harmonia in a photo
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White Shiro Huh? When did you take this picture? Was that at the party?
Blue Leaf Yep!
Bianca Bel So cute!
Cheren Komor Lol, look at Black raging behind the couch.
BLACK KURO! N WAS TOO CLOSE TO HER! DO YOU SEE HOW MUCH EXTRA SPACE THERE WAS ON THAT COUCH?
N Harmonia We were leaving room for other people to sit down.
BLACK KURO! IT'S A PARTY! THEY CAN STAND!
Cheren Komor That's what they were doing. That's why no one else is on the couch.
BLACK KURO! I'LL SMACK THE SMART RIGHT OUT OF YOU, CHEREN!
Bianca Bel Hehe.
Duplica Imite tagged Misty Kasumi, Ash/Satoshi Ketchum and Brock Takeshi in a photo
6 people like this
Misty Kasumi Ah! This was when we dressed up as Team Rocket!
Jessie Musashi Yeah, that was a scream.
Brock Takeshi I thought it was hilarious.
Duplica Imite Me, too!
Duplica Imite Where's Ash?
Misty Kasumi Probably still trying to revive Cilan.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Sorry, he's sleeping now. I guess it was just a nosebleed…
Iris Ryu I told you that!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Nice picture though Duplica!
Duplica Imite Thanks!
May Haruka tagged Max Haruka in 4 photos
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Dawn Hikari Aww! Look at baby Max!
Drew Shuu I see little May in the picture, too, lol.
May Haruka I was cute.
Drew Shuu I didn't doubt that.
May Haruka What?
Max Haruka MAY, WHY?
May Haruka Cause Daisy did it to Misty. I felt I had to do it to my own younger brother! :D
Max Haruka AAAHHHH!
Misty Kasumi It's okay, I'll help you with some revenge strategies…
Max Haruka Really?
May Haruka Misty! :O
Misty Kasumi It's horrible to be a younger sibling! I know the pain!
Max Haruka :D
May Haruka D:
Conway Kohei tagged Dawn Hikari in 17 photos
Dawn Hikari …
Conway Kohei Payback's a bitch.
Dawn Hikari O.o
Conway Kohei likes this
Cilan Dent I'm alive, everyone…
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Iris Ryu Yay!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Thank Arceus. I was really worried.
Cilan Dent You were?
Iris Ryu We cleaned up so much blood, it was enough to fill two buckets!
Bianca Bel Gross!
Cilan Dent WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE THE BUCKETS?
Iris Ryu I don't know. I thought maybe I could prank someone.
Emerald Emerarudo and Blue Leaf like this
Cilan Dent WITH MY BLOOD?
Emerald Emerarudo That's my girl! We are now best friends.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum …I dont whether to laugh or be disturbed…
Iris Ryu Laugh!
Cilan Dent BE DISTURBED AND HEAVILY WORRIED ABOUT THE SAMITY OF OUR FRIEND!
Iris Ryu :D
Reggie Shinji tagged Paul Shinji in 3 photos
12 people like this
Dawn Hikari BABY PAUL!
Barry Jun :O
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Haha he still has that scowl on his face!
Paul Shinji Reggie, I'm gonna kill you.
Maylene Sumomo Hehe
Paul Shinji You, too.
Maylene Sumomo Bring it! I'll snap your arm in half any day! :D
Paul Shinji …
Reggie Shinji :)
Trip Shooti posted 34 new photos
47 people like this
Iris Ryu So many awesome pictures of Pokémon!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Eh I guess theyre all right…
Bianca Bel Look at that Munna! SO CUTE!
Trip Shooti Thanks.
Fennel Mamoko MUNNA!
Cress/Corn Dent tagged Cilan Dent and Chili/Pod Dent in 7 photos
129 people like this
Iris Ryu So many likes! These are some damn cute pictures…
Cress/Corn Dent Probably because of our fangirls. And thanks! :D
Burgundy Cabernet I see a chibi Cilan! Lol!
Cilan Dent Ugh…
Chili/Pod Dent Ahahaha! Look at Cilan's face in the 2nd pic! XD
Cilan Dent That was after you dropped that cake that I worked so hard on… I was so mad at you…
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo Poor cake!
Morrison Masamune You said it…
Chili/Pod Dent I said I was sorry!
Barry Jun Reminds me of Blue's party when I tripped and the cake flew onto the ceiling! XD
Bianca Bel That was hilarious!
Blue Leaf It wasn't funny to clean up! DX
Bianca Bel Sorry, Blue… D:
Barry Jun I'm not! That was funny!
Blue Leaf Barry, I'm gonna hurt you…
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum These are really good pictures of you guys! Besides the one where Chili dropped the cake you guys look like youre having a lot of fun!
Cress/Corn Dent Haha, thanks, Ash.
Cilan Dent …
Iris Ryu tagged Ash/Satoshi Ketchum, Bianca Bel and Cilan Dent in a photo
5 people like this
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum What? When the heck did you take this picture?
Iris Ryu Surprise shot!
Bianca Bel One of the many times I accidentally knocked Ash into the water… Lol, look at Cilan's face!
Cilan Dent You came out of nowhere! I was surprised!
Barry Jun Sounds familiar…
Byron Tougan tagged Roark Tougan in 4 photos
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Dawn Hikari Look at chibi Roark!
Platinum Berlitz These are cute pictures.
Roark Tougan Dad!
Byron Tougan What? Everyone else is doing it.
Paul Shinji Wait, why doesn't Roark have a shirt on?
Candice Suzuna Bwahahaha!
Roark Tougan What?
Diamond "Boke" Daiyamondo Wait a minute…
Dawn Hikari Paul, what are you talking about?
Paul Shinji Isn't Roark a girl?
Platinum Berlitz …
Dawn Hikari …
Pearl "Tsukkomi" Shinju …
Candice Suzuna BWAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFLMAO!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Roarks a boy?
Dawn Hikari *Facepalm*
Byron Tougan Oops…
Roark Tougan … *Runs in a corner to cry*
Silver Gin I feel your pain, Roark…
Blue Leaf You sure do!
Silver Gin Cause you tried dressing me as a girl so that I wouldn't get caught by the Mask of Ice!
Blue Leaf I was trying to protect you! And have fun with it at the same time!
Silver Gin Ugh!
Yellow of the Viridian Forest …?
May Haruka tagged Ash/Satoshi Ketchum in 4 photos
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum More pictures?
Misty Kasumi Pokémon fetish much?
Brock Takeshi Seviper… Octillary… Mr. Mime…
Dawn Hikari I'm not sure if this is better or worse than the crossdressing…
Gary/Shigeru Oak I think the crossdressing still takes the cake, lmao.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Ugh…
Misty Kasumi Wait, how about this one!
Misty Kasumi tagged Ash/Satoshi Ketchum in 3 photos
Dawn Hikari WHAT IS THAT?
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum Officially offended!
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit Is that…Ash?
Cilan Dent Or…a Pikachu?
Misty Kasumi It's both.
May Haruka What the hell?
Brock Takeshi Long story…
Bill Masaki SOMEONE KNOWS MY PAIN!
Samuel Oak New species?
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum *Headdesk*
Harley Hari tagged May Haruka and Drew Shuu in a photo
9 people like this
Dawn Hikari Aww! May and Drew on a date, it seems!
Max Haruka I knew it. You guys are going out, aren't you?
May Haruka WHAT?
Drew Shuu We're not going out. Where did he get this picture?
Harley Hari PAYBACK'S A BITCH!
May Haruka $*&%!
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit tagged Samuel Oak in 5 photos
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Ash/Satoshi Ketchum My Pokémon look like they're doing great!
Misty Kasumi Wait, why is there a random picture of Professor Oak making a sandwich?
Samuel Oak Good question.
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit Um… O.o
Todd Snap posted 64 new photos
47 people like this
Misty Kasumi That's a lot of pictures!
Iris Ryu Gasp! Look, a Dragonite!
Bill Masaki WHERE?
Todd Snap This was for a project I did for Professor Oak.
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum IS THAT A FLYING PIKACHU?
Misty Kasumi There are obviously balloons connected to it…
Todd Snap That was a tough one to get.
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit WAIT, IS THAT A MEW?
Todd Snap Yep. Isn't it cute?
Gary/Shigeru Oak Mind. Blown.
Blue Leaf MEW!
Yellow of the Viridian Forest So cute! :D
Delia Ketchum tagged Ash/Satoshi Ketchum and Gary/Shigeru Oak in 12 photos
58 people like this
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum MOM!
Gary/Shigeru Oak Oh my Arceus, this was so long ago.
Misty Kasumi AHAHAHAHA! This is what you get for laughing at my big head!
May Haruka Aww! Look at little Ash and Gary! So cute!
Max Haruka I was waiting for this…
Samuel Oak Haha, I remember Gary's birthday party. Ash and Gary fought over which piece of cake they would get because they both wanted the piece with Nidoking on it. So we cut it in half and they were so distraught.
Delia Ketchum That was hilarious.
Cilan Dent O.o
Iris Ryu Aww! I just wanna pinch Ash's cheeks!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum AAAHHHHH!
Misty Kasumi tagged Daisy Kasumi in a photo
Daisy Kasumi NO U BITCH!
Misty Kasumi I told you I'd get you back! ;D
Violet Kasumi Wow…getting a pic of her without makeup…
Misty Kasumi That's why you don't mess with Misty!
Max Haruka Time to start taking notes…
May Haruka Hey!
Giovanni Sakaki tagged Silver Gin in 5 photos
Silver Gin NO, DAD! NOT YOU, TOO!
Jessie Musashi Oh, yeah. I forgot the boss had a kid.
Blue Leaf AHHHHHH! SO CUTE!
Gold Kin BWHAHAHAHAHA!
Crystal Suishou Aww!
Silver Gin That's just taking it too far!
Giovanni Sakaki Well, that's what you get.
Silver Gin Argh!
Misty Kasumi Wait a minute… Does anyone see what I'm seeing?
Dawn Hikari What is it, Misty?
Misty Kasumi Look at the fourth picture… There's another kid in the background.
May Haruka N-no way!
Cilan Dent W-what? It can't be!
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum What's going on?
Tracey/Kenji Sketchit Ash, the kid next to Silver…
Silver Gin Wait a second…
Blue Leaf Silver…do you have a brother?
Silver Gin Not that I know of…
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum ?
Misty Kasumi Ash, the kid in that picture… It looks just like you!
Delia Ketchum …
Ash/Satoshi Ketchum What?
Uh-oh! Another cliffhanger! :O
Hopefully that will tide you guys over for a bit. My wrists are killing me.
Yeah, sorry about the eleven month delay. Life sucks, guys. It…sucks. But getting past that, here we are! I didn't forget about you.
I was going to divide this into two chapters, but I just decided to make it in to one long one to make up for my absence. I hope it met some standards!
The next chapter you guys voted on was finding out what everyone's favorite song is. This outta be fun, lol.
Ugh, Shippings… I really wanted to focus on the humor this chapter, but I'm sure I can squeeze a few in within time.
On another note, if you haven't noticed, I have 50 stories posted on this site now. Half of them are Pokémon stories. Since my absence, I've posted several horror/hurt/comfort/tragedy/depressing one-shots, You Know You're Obsessed with Pokémon When…, a HyperShipping fanfic, a multi-chapter horror story for PokéSpe, and a humorous fanfic on how the characters of Pokémon feel about the people they're paired with. So get on it! You got a lot of reading to do. Maybe. Depends on if any of it appeals to you.
So thanks for being patient, and I hope that I can get back in the swing of updating my forty bazillion stories! The moral is that life sucks! :D
~Midori