Dear Konami Digital Entertainment,
The Society for the Welfare of Marshmallons (SWM) wishes for you to add new cards, more specifically 'Marshmallon LV10', 'Marshmallon LV9', and 'Marshmallon Life Force', as Marshmallon is jealous that Winged Kuriboh can evolve. As quoted by Marshmallon, "Winged Kuriboh has an evolution, but I just get an awesome effect! Why don't I get awesome wings too?"
Marshmallon was seen pouting and sad in his home on 7294 Number Avenue, and so the Society for the Welfare of Marshmallons was required to step in and intervene, preventing an all-out fight as Marshmallon went to the World Cup Stadium and was bombarded with complaints, as well with shouts of "It's not fair!" with Hanewata (who in the next letter, should also be complaining), Winged Kuriboh, and Marshmallon in the World Cup Stadium. Dark Magician, Dark Magician Girl and even the Dark Eradicator Warlock were required to bring these XCGs (Xtra-Cute-Guys) calmed down and under control to prevent a full-fledged war. So to prevent further complaints and massive headaches and doses of aspirin, the Society pleas for the creation of these cards to be created and released.
The Society also wishes that the images on the cards shows 'cool armor and some grabby arms' as Marshmallon wishes them to be so. An attachment of the cards' effects will be listed below. With the exception of 'Marshmallon Life Force', The Society for the Welfare of Marshmallons strongly recommends to create the cards without banning, limiting, or restricting these cards in any way, as Marshmallon Jr. has threatened the Society by causing another Zero Reverse, destroying the city, and charging into Konami Headquarters, resulting in the Marshmallon Army to take over Konami Digital Entertainment, and most likely producing the cards themselves. The Society for the Welfare of Marshmallons in concerned for the sanity for Marshmallon Jr. and will start medical treatment immediately.
The Society is also concerned for the welfare of Konami Digital Entertainment and more importantly, the universe of Marshmania. Marshmallon Jr. has e-mailed the Society that 'Marshmallon Life Force' may be limited at 1, but NOT banned, as quoted by , "-I have decreed that Marshmallon Life Force MUST NOT BE BANNED, GOT IT! IT CANNOT BE BANNED! IF YOU BAN IT-" the rest of the message was filled with many threats, so the Society, upon instant view of the email, immediately drafted an email to consult with Konami Digital Entertainment to decide on what to do.
Best Regards,
-Society for the Welfare of Marshmallons
-MARSHMALLON
P.S.: For the welfare and survival for all of Marshmania, Konami, we hope you make these cards. To deny this request would mean war as we have never seen before. The Marshmallon Colony is a powerful tribe. They would crush all of the city. Please, Konami, do make those cards.
-Eggy
President of the society for the Welfare of Marshmallons
Card Rulings and Effects
Marshmallon Life Force
SPELL
Activate by gaining 1 Life Point and by banishing all 'Marshmallon' Cards from your Deck (min. 7). For the rest of this Duel, you may not attack or gain Life Points. If your opponent would win the Duel (for the rest of this Duel) you win the Duel instead.