Bonded: A Rosario Vampire Self-Insert

Chapter 2: A Short While Later

(Okay, I would just like to say, thank you everyone for reviewing. It was… about what I was expecting to be hit with honestly.)

[You deserved everything they had to throw at you.]

(Thanks Lyon, that means a lot.)

[Just saying what you need to hear.]

(And now back to your regularly scheduled programing.)

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Oh, is it morning? No, it's the middle of the night. I guess that's what I get for sleeping in the middle of the day. No roommate, no distractions, and GOD Damn it it's cold! I really need to close that window. As I close said window I hear a knock on my door. Who could that be?

I grab my glasses and open the door cautiously. "Hello?" My voice comes across groggy and half-awake. "Who is it?"

I'm met with pointy features and greasy brunette hair. He's heavily bandaged and has one arm in a cast. I can tell he's been in a fight recently and he doesn't look happy about the results. "The name is Komiya Saizou. I'm your roommate." LYON-TEME!

"Sure, come on in." Well I guess that it makes sense, considering we are the biggest kids in school outside of the soon-to-be martial arts clubs, but still! I'm expected to room with the pity villain!?

"Your bed is closest to the door," I inform him half-heartedly.

"What, no 'how did you get these injuries?' No 'are you okay?' Geez, how heartless are you?" I stare at him, eyes half lidded.

"If you're looking to milk those injuries for pity, find someone else to talk to. Those injuries are your pride which you've obviously thrown away. Night, 'roomy.'" So that's my role. The cold hearted insomniac. I can make it work.

He goes to his bed as I pull out my… bag? Apparently Lyon didn't leave me completely helpless. Let's see, I got everything I'll need for the school year, some spare notebooks and pencils, (Haha Lyon, fanfic-ception) and a lump of clay? Oh, and some construction paper. What did Lyon say again, 'Stay creative?'" Must be important if he's this much emphasis on it.

Never mind that. School essentials, doo doo doo, textbook, textbook, textbook, origami guide? Sounds interesting. Now I know how I'm spending the rest of the night. Chapter 1, base folds… Wow I'm boring. Lyon, if you're listening, please fast forward.

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-With Lyon-

I can't bear to watch this any longer. Honestly, the insomniac needs to get along with the plot. Maybe… Oh, that part is coming up. But it won't be very fun to write… Dammit, what do I do? It needs to be entertaining, but how do you make that happen with someone who does nothing? Seriously, he wouldn't know entertaining if it hit him in the… I'VE GOT IT! You will thank me for this, gaijin-baka.

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Ok, so my prayers went unanswered. Figures, this is Lyon I'm talking about. I will admit that the origami was fun. Or at least took up my boredom. –Bump-

What was that? It was kinda soft. "Hey, watch where you are going. Or did you have something else in mind?" The last part is said suggestively, as if trying to play to my desires. Please, I have the mind set of someone much more mature than- LARGE, LARGE, LARGE…

My hand moves without my consent and pokes the large soft object in front of me. "Hey!"

"Huh? Did I just… I am so sorry miss. It's just… are they natural?"

"Well of course they are. What did you expect?" Wow this girl takes pride in her chest. Well, I know that looking up could actually be a bad idea because of the whole 'monster population' so let's see what clues I can find for this girl's identity. Large breasts, playful and somewhat suggestive nature, wearing a sweater vest…

I'm… not mad right now. This may be my de-aged brain talking, but this is a very good thing right now. "Umm, hello? Are you still in there?" I nod slowly and the girl jumps for joy. That is the best thing in the world.

"Woohoo! My first snare!" Up, down, up down, up down. Blink rapidly. Slap myself.

"I can't believe I just acted like that!" And yet my eyes are still glued to those gorgeous melons. Force. Yourself. AWAY.

"Wait! You can't leave!" And I'm faced with flesh again. "My name is Kurono Kurumu, and I need you to carry my things. What class do you have next?"

"Kagome-sensei."

"Perfect, then you can walk me to our class." Her bags are thrust into my hands and she skips off down the hall. And the flesh is gone. –Sigh- Well I wasn't lying. Time to get to class.

Once inside the class, I can see the girl from earlier trying to flirt with other students. I easily slide over to her from the door. "You know, it's unbecoming for a lady to flaunt like that." Her face went red as she turned to face me. And I am looking down again… I have a problem.

"And it's unbecoming of a gentlemen to stare at a lady like you do, but I don't mind." Left right, left right, damn she's good.

"I have an unnaturally high weakness to the natural assets of women. It's something I can't break." She giggled and leant into my ear.

"And you never will." This is going to be a long couple weeks. At least I have control while her back is turned. The other poor saps will be stuck as soon as their gaze meets hers.

She makes another pass by me. I can't help myself. "Mathias."

"Excuse me?"

"Connor Mathias. That's my name." Everyone can clearly see the victorious smirk she wears, but nobody gives a damn. It's like they know I've lost, though I haven't.

"Well then, Mathias-kun, meet me after class is over." I nod slowly and watch as her 'sweater' bounces to her seat.

The rest of class goes along well enough. The problems are simple and really quite easy. It's like the teachers ony want the students to have enough education to get normal jobs like-OOOHHHHH. That is actually very smart for a school about integration. Props for Yokai Academy.

I can never bring myself to look directly at Kurumu, knowing just what that would entail. Even after class is out and I meet up with her in the cafeteria, I can't meet her gaze. Of course, it's made loads easier by the swarm of guys she's already managed to snare since 'me.' Honestly, if she ever finds out the truth, she will probably try to do to me what she tried to do to Sukune in episode two.

I try to stay quiet and unnoticed, but you notice when a 6'4" man in high school yawns from lack of sleep. It isn't quiet. "Mathias-kun, you did join me!" She giggles again and- up down, up down, up down, damn it! I cross my arms on the table and lay my head on them. My dome like hair looks like a napping Pomeranian.

"What did you need, Kurono-san?"

"Would you help me study later, tonight?" I know what the wrong answer is and I shall not say it.

"Of course." Dammit.

"Great, meet me in the study hall after last period, okay?"

"Hai… -yawn-" And there's the bell.

"Later, Fuwafuwa-kun." Wait, what did she just call me? Oh now I have to know this. Dammit, I'm going to look idiotic. Meh, that never stopped me before.

"Wait, Kurono-san!"

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(And there's chapter 2. Thank you to all who reviewed. Especially one Felix Sanchez. It means a lot that anyone got enjoyment out of this other than myself. It's fun making yourself look like an idiot on the internet! Review and I'll see you next chapter.)