Bonded: A Rosario Vampire Self-Insert

Chapter 3: Lyon enjoys torturing me…

[-Looks at chapter title- Do I get more screen time?]

(If I told you, it would spoil too much for the listening audience.)

[What?]

(This is the author's notes.)

[-Eye twitch-]

(And now back to making a fool of myself.)

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"Ok, so now you- Are you even listening?" I don't get her. She talks like a double meaning, only to reveal she actually wanted to study, and now it seems like she doesn't even care. It's kinda fun when she's glaring away at other people. Then I can look at her face and not get snared. Her bun is pretty cute.

"Of course I am." No she isn't. Her glare is focused on everybody's favorite pink haired vampire who is currently dragging around the series' protagonist.

"Right, whatever you say, busty- san." I'm so glad she doesn't know English. We studied the other night and I started grumbling in my mother tongue. She heard me. Luckily she believed me when I said I was 'complimenting' her. There's a reason she needs tutoring, after all.

"What does she have that I don't?"

"Some guys just like legs. I say it's the pink hair." She growls and I have to look down before I get snared.

"Excuse me?" Okay, stay calm. This is just a misunderstanding.

"American mindset. There is no middle ground. People either like them stacked or twig thin I my experience." Of pop culture. "And pink hair is naturally less common than blue no matter where you go."

"You're American?"

"Born and raised." This whole time my eyes are in my textbook.

"What's it like?"

"Full, fat, and ignorant." I get a small laugh from that.

"Sounds like it wasn't the best place to live."

I shrug. "Food was good; unhealthy but good. The internet helps."

I caution a look up again to see she's gone back to glaring. One track mind much?

"She really bothers you, doesn't she?"

"What!? Of course not! Why would I-" "Kurono!" I'm back in the textbook by now. "Don't defend yourself on an issue like this. It makes you look stupid and prideful. I'll say this now; guys prefer honesty just as much as women do."

I found out during our last study session that 'Kurono!' gets her attention quite well.

"Honestly, if you want something done just do it already." I grab my book and head for my next class. "What a waste of a lunch period."

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"I challenge you, Akashiya Moka!" For the love of-! What is this woman thinking!? I walk up behind her and flick her head. My gaze never meets hers.

"This is not what I meant!" Looking around, I finally realize just how large her snare has gotten. Even Saizou fricking Komiya got caught. She doesn't seem the least bit remorseful.

"Don't stop me, Fuwafuwa-kun! This has to be done!" That doesn't sound nearly as forceful with that nickname in the mix. Apparently, fuwafuwa is the sound effect for 'fluffing' something. And I'm the only one at this school who gets the irony. How sad.

"You're acting like such a brat." Really glad she doesn't know English. –Sigh-

"Oh, Connor-san, right? I haven't seen you since the bus ride." God dammit! I'm caught in the plot! [Heheheh.]

Before I can react to Tsukune showing up, Kurumu grabs him. "Come on, Aono-kun, you'll side with me right?"

"Yeah, he's gone. –sigh-"

"No, Tsukune's my friend. He would not throw that away so easily!"

"So much drama."

"Friend? I thought I was just your food. Your actions haven't been very friendly. Who could ever love someone like that?"

And now Moka is in tears. Faaaaantastic. Great job Kurumu.

"Great job busty-chan, you just ruined someone's life. I hope you feel proud of yourself." And she's just hopping in glee. Up down, up down, damn it! 'Should I?... Yeah, she deserves it. Sorry busty-chan.'

I roll my tongue into the back of my mouth, take a deep breath, and hiss.

A piercing whistle echoes through the halls, causing her to lose her balance and fall into a pile on the floor, butt in the air. She quickly recovers out of embarrassment; luckily none of the zombified students woke up.

"Why did you do that!? I won!" She turned to glare at me and-

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! About time! Oh, it's Lyon now. I glared down at the young succubus with a sinister smile. Strange combo, but I make it work. I can't help it. I crack up laughing.

"What?" How intelligent.

"Did you really think that would work!? Bwahahahaha! Well, technically it did…, but it didn't! I love not making sense!"

I turn around to leave when, "Stop, I order you to stop." –more laughter-

"You wanna know the truth? That was the first time you used that on me. Or was it? You'll never truly know. Bwahahahahaha!" Sometimes it's fun to play the villain.

She's shaking harshly. Rage, betrayal, disbelief, I don't care. This is her problem.

"You aren't really Mathias-kun, are you?" Simultaneously, I hear her fear and feel Mathias stirring. I can work with this.

"How do you know that I'm not? I could have been deceiving you the whole time. Better luck next time, Busty-chan." I laugh all the way down the hall and leave her confused. Now to set up the next part of the scene. Power is a good thing to have. It lets you have so much more fun while meddling, and meddle I shall. Bwahahahaha!

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Oh god, what happened? I feel sluggish. How long have I been out?

"Tsukune-kun, you'd never leave me, right?" Wait, what? Where are my glasses?

"Please, kiss me. Make me forget everything." Why am I in the infirmary? This makes no seeense… Lyon!

"I'm sorry, but I can't. I can't hurt my friend any longer." [It's your move, weeabu. Take it.] Kuso!

"What is the problem with you!? Why is she so much better than me! I will kill you, Aono Tsukune!"

I hear the tearing of clothing and a sharp 'shing' and I immediately know what scene this is. Dammit. At once I jump out from the curtained infirmary bed and in front Kurumu. Moka rushes into the door and knocks my flying body into Kurumu. Sadly, I take the full impact.

Since I essentially got punched out a window by a vampire I don't hear what Moka says to Tsukune in the infirmary. I do hear Kurumu's grunts as we receive the impacts with the ground. Ow, that hurts. Yet… I'm in heaven.

"Mmmm, mf ith fntstk." We ended up rolling in the mid, her landing on top of me. Guess what landed on my face?

"Ah! Mathias-kun!?" Aww, why'd you have to scramble backwards?

Wow, I'm sick.

"You okay, Kurono-san?" I try to move, only to hear my arm snap. "Aaaaaaaahhhhh!"

That hurts! [Don't worry, it's your non-dominant arm.] Gee, thanks!

"Wait, are you really-" Boom! Oh shit. Moka. [Want my help?] Really? [NO!]

The vampire jumps down from the window, landing gracefully with a full flip. Meh, I give it a seven. Her gait as she walks is menacing, and rightly so. I'm practically suffocating on her Yokai. It's almost… intoxicating. I look to Kurumu and see her scoot back. She's so cute when she's scared. Moka… doesn't look so tough. She seems so slow. Why do anime characters take forever to do anything?

I feel… strange; almost drunk. I look up to Moka's face and see a raised brow. I feel itchy for some reason. And hot… Probably nothing. Hehe, she's moving at a snail's pace. Everything looks diagonal now.

"Hehe, why are you so slow? I thought you were going to kill us? Or is the all mighty vampire too good for that?" A whimper escapes Kurumu as another burst of Yokai escapes pinkie. Oh, this feels good. My arm is steaming now. Cool…

"You'll regret those words, ant."

"Ooh, I'm so scared." I hoist myself up onto my feet, left arm hanging limp. "What are you going to do, kick me?"

"If I'm so-"

"Time's up!" A glowing circle appears under her feet, rapidly filling with symbols. For some reason, she just stands there, looking at it with shocked wide eyes. Not. Moving. The glyph finishes, sending her through a good dozen trees before coming to a crashing halt.

"That was fun."

The vampires stands up again with a crack of her neck. "Was that supposed to-" She's sent flying by another glyph.

"Honestly, why do you try to taunt during a fight." The next thing I see is a flash of silver and a strong leg headed towards my face. Goodbye consciousness.

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I'm dreaming? I'm dreaming! That means I'm not dead! Where's Lyon?

"Hey there."

"What happened!?" Yes, I meant to blow out his eardrums. He quickly cleaned his ear with his pinky.

"Still got a good pair of lungs, I see."

"Explain, now!"

"Well it's not like I could have changed your past. That could have gone horribly. So I did the safest thing I could do. I de-aged you, gave you powers based on myself, and threw you into this world."

-eye twitch-

"Those powers would of course fall under my domains, so yes, you now have some control over chaos and magic."

"And…" Yeah, he's not done. Not by a long shot.

"Of course tapping into my power will take its toll on your body." That explains the irritated skin.

"And outside Yokai may cause you to go chaotic. Just saying." Fantastic.

"And Kurumu may want to beat you into the ground."

"What!?" "Goodbye." TEME! "Stay creative, warlock."

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I find myself waking up in the infirmary again. My left arm is in a cast and it feels like a bulldozer slammed into my head. Oh right, that was Moka. That probably wasn't my best idea. Then again, I was all too literally drunk on power. I'm getting out of here.

Turns out that Moka, Tsukune, and Kurumu were all in their canon places, the school steps. Easy enough, now how to approach them?

I stand at the top of the steps and slowly make my way down. "Umm, hey." All three turn towards me. Instantly they go on guard. "Is something wrong?"

"Who are you?" Excuse me?

"Um, excuse me? Kurono-san, is everything okay?" She hasn't tried to use the charm yet, which is a good thing. Tsukune seems skeptical about me while Moka is glaring harshly. Her rosary is glowing like a sun.

"Are you really Mathias-kun?"

"Umm… Lyon! Get down here now!" A quick flash of light and he's there now.

"What is it weeabu? I thought I told you everything."

"Apparently not! Now what did you do while I was in the infirmary!" He flashes a sly grin to Kurumu-san.

"Hello again, busty-chan." I can see Sukune spit out some cookie he had been munching on. So he knows some English.

"Lyon, what did you do?"

"She charmed you, so I took over. Good job avoiding her gaze by the way. Even if the distraction was a bit amoral." And now I match Kurumu-san. We're twin apples!

"It was you!? Who are you anyway."

"Bwahahahaha! I am Lyon! You can consider me Mathias's alter ego of sorts."

"He becomes more dominant based on the amount of Yokai around me, that's why I went a bit crazy after we landed outside the infirmary. I hope you can forgive me, Kurumu-san."

Lyon scoffs and turns away. "It was fun messing with you, busty. Matty, give Mikogami my greetings. Bwahahaha!" Another flash of light and he's gone. I look to Kurumu for reassurance.

"Oooooh… Fine, I forgive you, but not him."

"Hehe, thanks for that. It means a lot." And that's the first two weeks done. Hopefully things will get easier from here.

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[You poor creature. You already know that answer. Bwahahahaha!]

(And with that ends chapter 3. Hope you all enjoyed, please leave a review, and see you next chapter. Bye! And yes Lyon, you got your screen time.)