Bonded: A Rosario Vampire Self-Insert

Chapter 5: The Good magical girl.

-Speech-

Japanese

English or journal

Lyon

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Why is this place so confusing? When I'm not looking for trouble it finds me and when I look for something interesting nothing shows up. Is this why most anime protagonists just live normal lives? Hell if I know. For all I know, Lyon is probably up in the index just as bored as me. Even those mid-term tests are over now. Mix a boring lifestyle with my insomnia and I'm just about ready to go mad.

I look over to see Saizou still sleeping like a log. Lucky teme. Let's see what gift Lyon left me today. He usually leaves something under my bed once a week to keep me from getting too bored. I guess it's his form of a care package. Very appreciated.

Strange, just a small white box. He usually just leaves some more pencils and stuff like that. Well, can't hurt to look.

…..

Lyon, I love you man.

Happy to oblige.

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Standing in front of the scoreboard for the tests, I can't help but cheer. I took seventh! It was probably the whole 'monster culture' subject that set me back. Oh, and I brought busty-san to 86th place. (As opposed to the canon 200- somethingth place.)

As expected, one Yukari Sendou placed first. This universe really likes that plot point, doesn't it.

…..

What, no witty banter from Lyon? Well that's… worrying. Oh, and the gang just arrived.

"Hey guys, what's up?"

"Not much." Tsukune replied with a shrug before going to the board. He placed twentieth. Fits him perfectly; average. I hope he manages to hold onto that despite what fate and Lyon have in store for him.

Pfffft! Yeah right.

Yeah, thought so. –sigh-

Quickly, get the banshees ready.

Why?

It's almost show time.

Oh, okay.

"Hey guys, what's that commotion about?" Moka asks while looking over at a crowd that is forming. I grab the white box from my pocket. Funny, that marking is new. A serrated glyph is on the box with four arrows spiraling inwards. I guess I'll see why in a second.

I walk up with the others, sliding cards from the box in my hands and flipping them between my fingers. What I see are three goons picking on a girl in a witch outfit. Lyon, you enjoy shoving me into canon, don't you?

Just play your part.

"You should know, Ms. Prodigy, that your outfit is completely against school regulations."

I can't hold back a smirk.

"Yeah," another goon piped in. "Get rid of that outfit already. Find some appropriate clothing."

And there goes Moka.

"What do you three think you're doing!? Stop harassing her!"

The head goon looked at her with a crooked grin. "We aren't harassing her. We are simply enforcing our duty as student council members. Who are you to stop us?"

An airborne card flies around Moka, cutting the cheek of the head goon and returning to my head.

"The three of blood diamonds. Interesting. So then you idiotic reptiles, are you quite done?" Now they have Moka and I glaring down on them. (Literally for me.) The rosary glows slightly; probably annoyed.

"You can't do this! This is against the rules! You used your monster abilities, assaulted us with a weapon, and you are out of uniform!" About time somebody mentioned the white cargo shorts.

"Weren't the rules don't reveal what you are and stay in human form? Didn't break any rules there. And dress codes are idiotic. Finally, cards aren't weapons, and I was protecting a fellow student. Go shove your regulations up your scaly dingus." Damn, they are sufficiently scared. It's either the mouth scars or Moka's death glare. Please let it be Moka.

I always kept hearing that it's required that the Japanese people had to learn like three variations are Japanese and English on top of that. Does that not apply to monsters?

"Come on, boss," says a goon, "another time." I can hear the head scaly grumble, only agreeing reluctantly.

As they leave, Moka turns to the witch girl. "Are you okay?"

"Um… yeah. My name is Sendou Yukari. You were really cool, Moka-san. Ummm…"

"Yes?" Moka asks innocently.

"I wuuuuv you!" Yukari jumps at Moka, only hanging on to the taller girl by groping her. Harshly.

Tsukune's jaw dropped. Kurumu flushed. The crowd exploded into nose bleeds. I'm just standing, unamused.

"What do you think you're doing!?" Tsukune yells, causing the younger girl to drop onto her butt with a short yip.

The witch recovered fairly quickly. "Oh I know who you are, Aono Tsukune. You just want Moka-san all for yourself! Well I won't allow it. I'm going to protect her from all you nasty boys!" A pink stick with a large end in the shape of a heart appeared in her hand, followed by a sharp clang of a gold washtub impacting with Tsukune's head.

Cards slide from my deck, wrapping around Yukari's waist floating her to eye level with me. "You know, that wasn't very nice. Also, you really need to learn more self-control, shrimp."

With a flush of red to her cheeks, she waves her wand again.

-Fuwafuwa-

-Twitch-twitch- Did that… really just happen?

The clang of metal on tile tells me that yes, yes it did happen. Kurumu, don't you dare laugh. She's laughing… -Sigh-

"So that actually happens... Like I was saying, self-control. Learn it." The cards set her down on her feet and returned to the deck box, causing the glyph to heat up momentarily. Useful glyph.

I turn to walk away.

-Fuwafuwa-

"It didn't work the first time; it won't work again." Why is everyone still here. "Well come on then people. We still have classes don't we!?"

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-Fuwafuwa-

Oh come on! That's like the dozenth time now!

-Twitch- "Do you just enjoy the sound or something?" Yukari looks away sheepishly.

"Why do you hang out with Moka so much?" Well this is different.

"Yukari-san. Let me enlighten you on some things." Oh, so now I have your attention. "I'm trying to repair a friendly relationship with Busty-san who is fawning over Tsukune who is Moka's official blood bank. She has fallen for him hard and doesn't know how to say it. Also, Moka hates perverts with a passion, but her heart is too kind and she was too afraid that she would hurt your feelings by yelling at you. Do you understand?" She nods. "Good."

-Fuwafuwa-

-Twitch- "Why do you enjoy that so much?"

"Because it sounds funny." So she can still be a kid. Good to know.

"I have to ask, did you really want to be in a yuri relationship with Moka?"

"What's yuri?" DANGER-DANGER-DANGER

"Umm… never mind." Right, still a kid. "Is there any reason in particular why you were trying so hard to get attention?" Oh, the pointy hat is coming off! Damn it, why is she so adorable.

"Well, I'm a witch so we aren't well liked by most other monsters. Some stupid 'logic' like we aren't actually monsters. I thought if I stood out then they would look past my species." I put a hand on her head.

"Trust me. You don't need to try too hard. And fair warning, everyone has this horrible compulsion to tear down their betters." With that last bit of comforting advice, I leave for my next class. Hopefully she isn't in too much danger. Monsters are stupid, but they can't be stupid enough to go after her in school… can they?

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Wow… One day, and I'm proven wrong. I didn't even feel anything until Moka appeared, and even then I had just a slight urge to laugh maniacally. Just how far out were they? Oh, there's Tsukune.

"Hey man, what did I miss?"

"Moka-san knocking some sense into those guys who were picking on Yukari. Did it… affect you at all?" I can't tell if he's worried for me or the people who were around me.

"Slightly, but nothing too serious," I shoot back with a shrug. "Anyway, how is the little Mahou-shojo?" Tsukune chuckles sheepishly, leaving me with an unamused look on my face.

"She fell for you, didn't she?" Tsukune's head goes down in resignation. Yeah, that's what I thought. "Okay, honestly. When is you're harem going to stop growing?" Yeah, that's right. Sputter you average Joe. You are the envy of nearly every guy in the school for just being yourself. Let that sink in HARD.

"Can you please help me?"

"Bwahahahahahaha!" Did he seriously just- "Bwahahahahaha!" I really am sorry for you- "Bwahahahahaha!"

"Come on, please-" I shush him with a single finger as I let the laughter fly out of my gut. By the time I'm done, Moka has shown up."

"What, what's so funny?" she asks in a completely innocent tone. I'm fairly sure Lyon is laughing with me- wherever he is. Moka's comment just makes me laugh harder. I leave them while I continue laughing down the hallway. Sorry man, but that is one thing I will never be able to help you with.

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And chapter done. Sorry if there wasn't enough action for you but Tsukune is the protagonist of RV, not 'me.' There are some scenes where 'I' am not supposed to meddle. Also, banshees are a real thing. And the three of blood diamonds is an inside joke.

I forgot just how fast this guy comes into the plot. Next time; Time to meet Kuyou and the Disciplinary Squad. Rate, review, and see you next chapter. Ja Ne!