Bonded: A Rosario Vampire Self-Insert
Chapter 7: And the inevitable happens.
-Speech-
Japanese
English or journal
Lyon
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"Are you Connor Mathias?" Oh, just great. Who's this!? She definitely doesn't sound friendly.
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Yeah, she's a generic background character. Let's see if this can go a bit smoothly. That would make everything easier.
"Yes?"
"You are wanted for questioning by the Public Safety Commission." BWAHAHAH! Shut up!
I give the new girl a slight nod and follow her down the hallways. Maybe the PSC band around her bicep gives her extra power over the students because everybody is either backing away or praying for me. That is kinda touching, actually.
We stop in front of a double door. The hirogana for what I believe is "Public Safety Commission" is hung like a plaque above the door. Unlike every other door in the building, this door is black and gold. Probably fake gold. Honestly not impressed.
"Ladies first," I tell my host, who promptly attempts to shove me in. I don't budge. "Now that is sad. You don't even have the decency to ask for me to go in." She flushes red and enters the room. I quickly follow into the dark room.
As soon as I enter the door slams shut. I don't look back. Still unimpressed. "Not a bad intimidation attempt. The spotlight is a nice touch. Not impressed though."
A dark chuckle echoes from the back and a wide grin is the first thing I see. The guy has sharp features, platinum hair, and an obnoxious attitude. Must be Draco Malfoy.
"Hello, Mathias-kun. I am Kuyo." Darn, I guessed wrong. Also, no last name? Really? I give him a raised eyebrow, urging him to GET ON WITH IT!
"I will not accept that tone, baka."
"You better have some good charges or I'm walking out." I'm serious. I hate this dude. He is such a pretentious prick. I want to know one person that likes him.
I cover my eyes as the lights all turn on. (MY EYES! MY BLOODSHOT INSOMNIAC EYES!) The rest of the PSC sit around a long table and stare at me with irritation. I can already feel the love.
"That still doesn't tell me anything." Hah! I got his eyes to twitch! I'm rubbing off on you, all right.
"Report!" he orders one of his officers that sat behind a clipboard.
"Connor Mathias is charged with breaking many rules including, but not limited to, allowing a member of the opposite gender into their dorm, doing so after hours, revealing your Yokai identity, and not meeting curfue."
Wait, their on me about the Mizore event…?
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BWAHAHAH!
BWAHAHAH!
Time to bring out 'Fluffy the Critic." My posture changes from slouched to tall. My eyes change from glazed to analytical. I readjust my glasses and lock my hands behind the small of my back.
"Objection. You have me under false charges." I think I'm amusing him. Kuyo folds his fingers together so I must be doing something right. That, or I'm already at the top of his list.
"Firstly, the official Yokai Academy handbook states that males may not be in female dorms, however it never states that the opposite is prohibited. This also follows true in a nocturnal setting. Curfew is the specified time when you must be in your dorm, not when you must go to sleep. On top of that, I have a medically justified and quite serious case of insomnia. I am lucky to get three hours of sleep a night. Finally, the rules state that you must not reveal your monster identity. They say nothing about using the powers and abilities that you have while in your human disguise."
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Lyon, thank you for rubbing off on me. You're welcome.
"And the package that your visitor exited your dorm with?" Wow, clipboard has guts.
"Art. An oil painting on canvas of a chibi ram spirit."
"And who was your visitor?"
"That does not pertain to my charges. Therefore it shall not be answered. If that is all?" Half the room growls. "Right then." I leave the room with a quick flourish and a universal gesture to Kuyo specifically. Yeah, this meeting was fun. I should do this more often… Okay, maybe Lyon has rubbed off on me a bit too much.
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"You did what!?" Excuse me, senpai, while I clean out my ears. "Just how much of an idiot are you!?"
"Well gee, thanks for the vote of confidence. You know, I was hoping you wouldn't react like this." It's times like these that I really appreciate the fact that only Gin and I speak English. It helps to keep privacy even if we are the only two here.
Our wolfy upperclassman is freaking out quite heavily. I can see why, but its not like this is going to bite him in the back. Wait…
"Did I miss something earlier, sempai?" I feel like I'm missing some vital plot information. Gin sighs. Oh, now I now I missed something.
"The others were out selling the paper today and got shut down by the PSC. We've just received a warning. Any more and we'll be shut down."
"They can't do that."
"Yes they can, and they will."
"No, literally, they can't." Ooh, wolfy is looking hopeful. "This club is a mandatory step for graduation. Nekonome-sensei said so when we were searching for clubs. It is outside of the PSC's power to force us into failing school. The only one who decides when we are done here is the headmaster. The PSC is not a real club and if they attempt to disrupt our education then they would be disbanded instead." I love using logic.
"They will burn our papers if we continue to publish."
"Which means that the PSC will be fined the expenses for the paper and ink. It is not their place to decide what goes into the paper. That would be Nekonome-sensei and you as you are the only senior member of the club. Is there anything else they are doing that I should bring up in the argument I will be using against them?"
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BWAHAHAH! I left him speechless. I really should do this more often.
SPLAT*
What. The. HELL. Is. On. My. Head?
"Get your excrement off of my head, now." Several flashes fill the air and photos fall into my hands of the goop attached to me. You're welcome.
-Eye Twitch-
I let loose the banshees in my coat, swiftly tearing through the goop which starts solidifying. My hair remains unblemished. The girl looks affronted. "How dare you attack a PSC officer!"
"You provoked me! Also, my card never touched you, it was in self-defense, and a member of the Public SAFETY commission just attacked a student unprovoked. Try and worm your way out of this one." I would make such a great villain. Bringing logic into a shonen anime screws over everything the characters have on me. Ooh, she looks angry! Stop shivering, wolfy. She has nothing.
"You will pay for this!" Whatever, geisha. I turn to senpai with a smile.
"So, lunch?"
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I really need to do more chapters like this. It is fun to bring logic into shonen anime. Mwahahaha! I would make such a great villain. Like Hades! Or maybe Gangrel… I will have to think about this.
Hope you guys enjoyed and I will see you next chapter.