Bonded: A Rosario Vampire Self-Insert
Chapter 8: Trouble
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Englishor journal
Lyon
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Why do I feel like I've missed something? One event seems to be gone from this timeline. We met Moka, Kurumu, Yukari, I met Mizore, the gang had a run-in with the PSC. I poked Gin in the ass… which leaves- shit. I missed the art class events. I missed Tsukune's birthday! Oh, and the whole stone girls problem. Which means sensei is about to rat to Kuyou about… double shit. Does this also mean that she could loop me in that? Lyon, save me.
No.
Triple shit. But honestly, how did I miss it!?
On a side note, Saizou is gone again. That's another thing where it feels like I'm forgetting something important. Why would Komiya-teme constantly disappear at night… AND WHY ISN'T THE PSC BREATHING DOWN HIS NECK!? -Hmmph- I slam my head into a pillow, accidentally denting the headboard. That really hurts and STOP LAUGHING LYON!
Never.
Yep, my life sucks. And something is just telling me that tomorrow will be a bigger pain.
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Okay then, passing period. There are tons of people here, we are not looking for trouble, and a jealous Gin is dragging Tsukune away by way of headlock. By this world's logic THIS IS WHEN EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENS!
"Are you all ready to face your punishments?" I called it! Kuyou I hate you forever. "Akashiya Moka, are you ready to face your punishments for harming Keito, a senior member of the public safety commision?"
I give him my best 'really' deadpan, and he just smirks. "You as well, for verbally assaulting the entirety of the PSC at once."
I don't have any witty retort. I don't attempt to argue or attack the prick. I fall to my knees, choking on my own spit as I cackle like a lunatic. He attempts speak again, but I fall onto my face, still laughing into the tiles. One more time he attempts speech, only for me to roll onto my back, laughing harder than before, my feet kicking wildly at the air.
That bastard actually came up with something to nab me.
"Wait, they haven't even done-"
"You are under arrest as well Aono Tsukune, for suspicion of being human."
The scene silences, Kuyou holds a sneer, Moka looks worried, and Tsukune looks like all of the hope in his life has been torn away. Everybody else looks betrayed or shocked.
I'm still laughing. "HAHAHA! HUMAN! BWAHAHAHAAA!" I see a much larger boy (but still smaller than me) with a kendo stick standing over me as I attempt to regain breath.
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Oh, my head. Now I know why they use kendo sticks. They fricken hurt. You know, these guys even look tiny when dragging me by the arms. Now that is sad. Lyon, still there?
Yes.
Good to know.
And now they've thrown me in a cell. A CELL. Isn't this a private academy of the highest prestige that people and their families pay good money to attend and learn from? How can they get away with this!? And there's a skeleton! I knew today would suck!
"Is this really the best you got, you insignificant, holier-than-thou, son of a yako!"
Kuyou is in front of my cage, steaming. His expression has gone dark. His hair is waving dangerously. Kinda cool. This is the first real showing of Yokai pressure that has made me want to let loose in a while. He's glaring holes through my head. BWAHAHAHA! Your evil is nothing!
"I will let your insolence go just once gaijin. Now shut up before I roast you alive." Oooh, I'm soooo scared. This fool is good. I let my smile stretch, giving off the impression of a demonic harlequin. My mouth scars open again. He just walks off steaming.
I can hear him threatening the art teacher (who apparently ratted on our reluctant hero) and Moka is trying to protect Tsukune's 'innocence'. Kuyou unleashes a torrent of flames and Ishigami-sensei simply looks on. Moka is badly burned, apparently from protecting Tsukune. Kuyou lights another ball of flames in his hands, only for roots to explode from the ground and wrap around his arm. Now Busty is here. Always nice to see her safe and contributing. Myahaha! And now Kuyou looks pissed! Yukari-chan runs over to Tsukune to heal him. And now Kuyou is losing control over his disguise.
"I will turn you all to ashes!"
"Now really. Look at the mess you've made." And there's senpai with the epic entrance! Gin walks over to the rest of the club, not impressed with Kuyou in the slightest. In fact, he seems more frustrated with the rest of the club members.
"Look at this. You've all gathered together, baring your fangs at me in defiance. I am the justice of this academy! Have you all gone mad!?" Already there.
Gin starts shifting to his wolf form and- ooh! That had to hurt. It just looked like senpai passed through Kuyou, but several places impact like craters across Kuyou's body like he just received several punches at once.
Popcorn?
Sure. (A small array forms on the cell floor. A puff of smoke erupts from it and a fresh popped bucket of popcorn comes into existence.) I munch away at Lyon's snack as the action unfolds. Sometimes its nice to be batshit insane. It's fun! I haven't felt this awake in a while.
The gang congratulates each other on another victory. Pffft. Yeah, Kuyou just reformed. I can't help myself.
"Look at this everyone! The hothead became a hothead!" The new Kuyou, a six tailed flaming fox beast made of fire, glares at me before turning back to the group. That's right, keep on building power. It feels so good. I don't care that my arms are bleeding! I want more of this feeling!
"Hzy Flame!" Kuyou unleashes his attack.
"Kyahahahaha!- EEEP!" A wave of fire broke off from the main attack, burning through my cell doors like paper, and missing my head by an inch.
Why do I smell something burning…? Oh… He burned my popcorn… He burned my popcorn! Sure he also burned senpai – and quite badly at that, but I don't care. I don't care that everyone but Tsukune and Moka are knocked out. I don't care about this school or any damage to it. HE BURNED MY POPCORN!
Tsukune and Moka are having such a sweet moment too. I would hate to see Kuyou get any more satisfaction. AND NOW HE'S BECOME A FURRY! Oh, I'm gonna hurt him.
"Hazy Rolling-" Fwump! Smack! Smack! Smack!
Those are the sounds of my glyph constantly grinding the fox bastards face into the pavement. And now the main couple are necking. How sweet.
"Hazy Rolling Flame!"
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"Kuyou, you are really going to regret knocking out Mathias." The fox boy turns to my vessel, obviously expecting a pile of ashes. Instead he sees a floating body, speaking to him with the same demonic smile as always.
"How? I roasted you!"
"SIMPLETON!" My eyes flash through the colors of the rainbow. Even my pupils and scleroses are rapidly shifting different colors. I walk up to him, through the melted cell bars, and grab him by his scruff. I can feel Mathias's hand burning from the touch, but it isn't my problem. Not like this is my body.
"What is this!? How are you holding me! I am a bring of pure energy!"
"Hah! Like you could ever be pure." Once, twice, three times, I send his head through the ceiling. I'm pretty sure my 'yokai' pressure is radiating throughout the campus. Mikogami must be laughing his bloody head off.
"Take my words to heart, you pompous, holier-than-thou, yako. Fear the warlock."
I drop him on his fiery backside. "Have fun." Moka and Tsukune are standing now, both with red eyes with slit irises and a demonic aura. About time Moka finished giving him blood. A glyph opens under me and the last trace of me is my absolutely glorious maniacal laughter dispersing throughout the dungeons. I'll leave the rest to Moka and Tsukune.
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In the end Tsukune and Moka worked together to beat Kuyou to a pulp, Tsukune was gifted with some of inner Moka's vampire blood, and everyone got away with only minor burns. Well most everyone. I think Gin is still recovering from rather bad sear marks. Honestly, and this is supposed to be a school. Mikogami, you are one sick bastard.
"Get off of him, brat! Tsukune is mine!"
"Back off, bat boobs! You'll suffocate him!"
Okay, maybe some injuries aren't physical. -Sigh-
"Off." My glyphs detain the girls, giving Tsukune a chance to breath. Yukari pouts while Kurumu looks on in confusion. Moka must be somewhere else at the moment. She isn't here and I cdon't think she's on her way.
"Is something wrong, fuwafuwa-kun? You barely ever resort to your abilities."
"Sorry, busty-chan. Mathias is currently sleeping. May I take a message?" Her nails extend and pathetically swipe at me from her confines. "Nice to know you still care."
"Stop that! It's creepy!"
"And you're obsessed." I turn to the side. "You're welcome, blood bank." The protagonist turns sheepish and his face lights up red. Yeah, you be embarrassed! That's how people are meant to react.
"Why are you even here?" Kurumu asks, still miffed. I roll up 'my' sleeves revealing heavy bandages. Some of them are tinged pink.
"Matt couldn't take the energy from our little tiff with Kuyou. He's resting while his body recovers."
"Well I guess that makes sense."
"And I would gladly go through this again if it meant slamming Kuyou into the ceiling more." I say with a brilliantly creepy smile. Tskune shivers involuntarily. Yep, I've still got it.
"By the way, what did you mean back there?" Tsukune asks. "Fear the warlock?"
Pfft- Did he really -hehehe- Oh, wow. I can't believe- Hahahahaha! Oh, I'm gonna leave him in the dark on this one. Then the reveal will be so much sweeter. A glyph glows underneath me, slowly letting me fade from the scene, my laughter echoing throughout the area.
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Yako: The opposite of a kitsune, yet still a fox spirit. It symbolizes greed and misfortune and enjoys causing mischief.
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Anyway, there is chapter 8. Hope you guys enjoyed. I really hate Kuyou if you couldn't tell. Review, favorite, and I will see you next chapter..