AN: HI! I always forget how much I like writing this story until I update it! Aha! Anyway, few notes: I'm going through a strong Spalison phase so excuse that. Also, someone asked to include more Ali, so there's some background Emison there as well! Next I'm probably going to focus of Spoby or something, since I know I do Emison a lot. But they my OTP! Anyway, this was taken almost straight out of one of my real life group chats (or some of it was) so enjoy! -Izzy
Tuesday, 21:04
[Mona changed the chat name to NOT Alison's Bitches]
[Alison changed the chat name to Shut up Mona, yes you are]
[Mona changed the chat name to I like to think of myself as a free spirit, actually]
[Alison changed the chat name to Alison's Bitches. Fight me]
[Mona changed the chat name to Gladly]
[Alison changed the chat name to Anytime, Mona. Day or night]
[Spencer changed the chat name to Chat names were not invented for conversations]
[Alison changed the chat name to Fight me, Spence]
[Emily changed the chat name to stahp!]
[Alison changed the chat name to Emily's my bitch, right?]
[Emily changed the chat name to Always]
[Mona changed the chat name to this is a disaster]
[Spencer changed the chat name to Can we just decide on a name already?!]
[Hanna changed the chat name to Team Better-Than-You]
Hanna: DONE! No nobody change it!
Wednesday, 01:24
Hanna: I'm bored. Is anyone awake?
Spencer: Shhh
Hanna: Um, no?
Hanna: Spencer?!
Hanna: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR
Spencer: I'm busy!
Hanna: It's one in the morning!
Spencer: Sleep is for the weak.
Hanna: That's why you need your rest.
Hanna: OOOHH BURN! *smirking emoji*
Alison: Seriously, Han. We're busy.
Hanna: Wait, what?
Hanna: What?
Hanna: Both of you?
Hanna: Exsqueeze me?
Hanna: ANSWER ME!
Spencer: OMFG SERIOUSLY? e.e Ali's staying at my place? Since she lives right next door it wasn't like a big deal.
Alison: And we're busy.
Hanna: Doing what?!
Alison: Do NOT tell her, Spence.
Spencer: I won't, don't worry.
Hanna: No! No that's not okay!
Emily: Guys, all this phone buzzing just woke me up. What is going on?
Hanna: Spencer and Ali are having a sleepover and they won't tell me what's making them so 'busy' *frustrated emoji*
Emily: Should I be jealous, Ali? *winky emoji*
Alison: Never *heart-eyes emoji* *kissing emoji* xx
Emily: Good, then I don't care.
Emily: And I'm going back to bed.
Alison: Night babe.
Hanna: HOW can you not care?!
Spencer: Ugh, can we just tell her already?
Alison: But it's embarrassing!
Hanna: PLEASE!
Alison: Fine.
Spencer: ... right, so ... basically ... we're um
Spencer: We're Pyramid Code Bros.
Hanna: ...
Hanna: I don't know what that means?
Alison: There's a documentary on Netflix called the Pyramid Code. We've been binge watching it for the last three hours. It's actually like, the best thing either of us have ever watched.
Hanna: All that suspense
Hanna: ALL THAT SUSPENSE
Hanna: FOR A DOCUMENTARY ON TRIANGLES?!
Alison: HOW DARE YOU? THEY ARE NOT JUST TRIANGLES! THEY ARE HISTORY AND THEY ARE EVERYTHING I'VE EVER CARED ABOUT.
Spencer: THEY'RE NOT EVEN TOMBS APPARENTLY. NO BODIES WERE FOUND!
Alison: THEY CONDUCT ELECTRICITY!
Spencer: AND ARE PERFECTLY IN LINE WITH THE STARS!
Alison: AND THEY PREDICT THE RISE AND FALL OF THE NILE KINDA
Spencer: AND ENGINEERS TODAY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO MAKE PYRIMIDS OUT OF ROCK THAT WOULD STAND FOR AS LONG AS THEY HAVE, SO HOW DID THE EGYPTIANS DO IT?
Alison: ALSO WHY AND HOW ARE THEY IN THE EXACT CENTRE OF YOUR AVERAGE WORLD MAP? HOW'D THEY GET THERE?!
Spencer: SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS!
Alison: THEY. ARE. NOT. JUST. TRIANGLES!
[Hanna left the group chat]
AN: The Pyramid Code is a real documentary on Netflix and I watched it and this was my genuine reaction to it. I recommend it to everyone who likes conspiracy theories.