"wait, where does this go again?" Sans asked Frisk. They looked thoughtful for a moment.
"Eh... I forgot..."
"seriously? oh whatever i'll just put this up there." Using his magic, Sans lifted the banner up high and connected the strings to the wall with a few well struck bones that kept in in place.
Releasing the banner from magic, he and Frisk took a step back to admire his work.
The Program: Ask and we'll answer!
It was perfect.
"so... where are these... questions?" He asked Frisk once they gave him a nod of approval.
"Mu... I don't think there are any asks yet. It's not like loads of people will barge in and give us thousands of asks."
Sans rolled his eyes.
"yeah i knew that but not even one? seriously?" Frisk tossed their phone at him, and helped Chara out with the tables and chairs strewn about in the room a CORE Frisk provided for them.
"See for yourself if you don't believe me."
Inbox: 0
You don't have any unanswered messages. Please wait patiently.
"tibia honest, i really thought there'd be at least SOMEONE who'd give it a try." Sans said as he handed back their phone. Frisk shrugged.
"There are a lot of other people with this Question and Answer things, and since we're new, OBVIOUSLY we wouldn't get any just yet. I don't think my advertisements were effective, either."
Sans looked worried. "should i be worried whether you placed raw meat in each flyer?"
Frisk looked blankly back at Sans, who shrugged in return.
"you know you'd do it. don't try to lie, i can see right through you." His eye glowed as he said the pun.
"I didn't even deny it! I was going to say I wouldn't do it in these kind of cases. Those were only for pranks and pissing people off, moron." Frisk huffed and pouted.
"Anyway, I placed cassette tapes only, explaining this program further. That normal enough for you?"
"kid, its about 2016 there. how are they going to find tape players for that?" Frisk looked confused.
"They don't have those?"
"no!"
"But what about Author's radio? It had a player in it!" Sans shot Frisk an 'are-you-serious' look.
"she told us it doesn't even open anymore, remember?"
"..."
"Oh yeah...
"oh god, you really are hopeless. then again you never had hope to begin with." [A/N: I has explanation for their OOC-ness. You just have to ask them!]
"Hey, what can I say? I take what comes to me with grace." They winked. Sans looked skeptical.
"like that time with the stairs? yeah, real graceful." Frisk glared at Sans who grinned wider.
"Shut up."
Sans looked at them. "so what's the plan now, oh wise one?"
Frisk grinned slyly.
"We break the fourth wall."
"oh... wait what the ****?"
Frisk ignored him as they turned to you.
"Heya, fellas! Do you have any questions that you would like to ask the Undertale characters? Well then here's your chance! Drop a review in that box below me and be the winner to a K*R V****la Gear! Exciting right?" Frisk held up two rings connected by a chain with a chibi lion on one ring up to your face.
"Nah, I'm only kidding, but seriously, I'm getting bored, so pretty please with sugar on top drop a review? Ask any Undertale character any question, then I'll bring them here to this room to answer that particular question! But we would have no reason to transport characters in this lovely room CORE set up for us if you don't give us a question, so do you mind doing it? Please?"
"...kid's saying please... must be really desperate."
"Sans, not now." Said skeleton shrugged.
*The long rant Frisk had told you fills you with DETERMINATION to leave a question in the review section.